It’s official! Yolanda Foster will not be returning to RHOBH! As I first excluscively reported here, there has been confirmation by my sources that Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump, Lisa Rinna and Erika Girardi will all be back full time, Eileen Davidson is at least temporarily a part-time housewife and Kathryn and Yolanda are officially out. […]
RHOBH Casting Tea: I Guess I Can’t Hold It Any Longer….
This is a Tamara Tattles Exclusive blah blah blah asshole will steal it anyway and a link is all I ask…. Look, I am TRYING to just take a day off and get wasted. There is only so much negativity regarding the women on these shows I can bear. Sometimes I need a time out […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Secrets Revealed
Technical Note: I THINK the mobile device commenting issue may be fixed. I’ve been working on it all day. I hope it works, but let me know either way. It seems that the mobile plugins (and other stuff) on JetPack revert to the default settings when there is a major WordPress Update and I have […]
RHOBH Reunion Part 3 Recap: Apologies Not Included
I am once again very behind because I thought this was coming on at 9 p.m. Did they move it for Below Deck Mediterranean? I can’t wait for the new Below Deck. But first we have to get through this. We begin with LVP’s dramatic revelation of being in an abusive relationship. Andy thinks it is […]
RHOBH Reunion Part 2 Recap: So Many Feels!
Once again, I have blocked this hot mess of a season out of my mind. With three franchises of housewives going, we all seem to be suffering from housewives fatigue. The RHOBH however are not fatigued at all. LVP has taken time away from her pet cause of regulating the dietary habits of a […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion 2016 Part 1: Butt Pellets And Munchausen
I was more surprised than usual to see this show in my DVR tonight. I think I am getting old timers because every damn day I have no idea what I am supposed to recap until I look at what the DVR is going to record. At some point this week I forgot all […]
Here Is How The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Works: An Abridged History
It occurred to me yesterday as I spent five and a half hours getting a haircut and some highlights (I look fabulous but Jesus Christ on a cracker, how do these housewives abide sitting for hours with a chair while people fuck with their hair and makeup?) it occurred to me that a lot of commenters […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Do You Believe Pinky, or Everyone Else?
addiction I find it so difficult to understand the venom surrounding this show this season. It began with uncovering the layers of Yolanda’s illness. Before the season even aired, we had a lot of questions and doubts and concerns about what is going on with Yolanda. I have to agree with Lisa Rinna who says […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Goodbye Dubai
The ladies are picked up by the white Rolls Royces that The Dubai Mall sends to the fancy hotels to pick up rich American tourists. Oh how I love these Dubai episodes. If only these women would stop bitching. Erika in her car feels the same way. Pinky is already bitching about Eileen in the other car. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Dubai Daze
Last week’s episode of RHOBH was probably my all time favorite with all of the ladies except the one with Chronic Lymenopause hanging out in luxury suites at the Atlantis Hotel on The Palm in Dubai. When else would we ever get to see the inside of a 40,000 dollar a night 10,000 plus square […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Lymes In The Sand
Tonight, we have to suffer through Yolanda’s ridiculous Lifetime Achievement Award for Suffering In Silence On Her Journey To The Center Of The Lyme. We start with Yolanda telling a makeup artist that she has not worn makeup in 11 months, no three years. Does she not know how ridiculous this sounds? And […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Gearing Up For Dubai!
Tonight is going to be a night of weirdness. Yolanda Did you know that Yolanda has a daughter named Gigi who is a model? Well, she called right at her call time so that Yolanda could remind us all on the air. Yolanda then calls David to ask for help writing her speech for her […]
Erika Jayne Still Comes Out Strong After Reunion
Updated behind the cut. Look I have no idea what is going on with this reunion. Is it sponsored? Can they really not use their social media? I dunno. I haven’t looked but Erika Jayne is supporting her friend and she probably only knows that Yo is very sick. I mean who comes to a […]
Andy Unhappy About How Long RHOBH Reunion Went On
I’ve had a lot going on today and have not been able to check in on RHOBH reunion. But Andy posted about how long it was going, bravoandy Still. Going. #RHOBH #GodHelpMe #FixItJesus I bet he was hoping to meet up with Jax much earlier. #Allegedly I’ll sort it all out for you tomorrow. […]
Happy Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Day !
The women of Beverly Hills have been brawling for several hours now and still very few photos to speak of have emerged. Last I checked we had Andy and a seating chart. I’ll check again later. I got sidetrack trying to get code on another video I want to show you. But you know […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: “Objection, Your Honor!”
Tonight is the night that Kathryn gets kicked out of Erika’s dinner party. I believe that is the reason she deleted her social media accounts. I noticed a tweet from someone a moment ago that she has returned to live tweet tonight. I wish I could be doing about six things at once right how. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: “Your lack of compassion is not a good look! ”
by Guest Contributor Ben C. It’s been a long few weeks, and I’m feeling higher than Kim Richards when she shoplifted from Target. On the bright side, RHOBH has been shaping up the past few weeks, and looks to only get better. Shoutout to T.T for keeping the radiator warm! Let her know in the […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: It’s My Party and I’ll be C**** if I Want To!
by Guest Contributor Ben C. Cryotherapy sessions, throwing cheap handbag shade, out of town trips, and patting the puss is how Real Housewives of Beverly Hills got her groove back. Sure, there’s still a bit too much debate of Yolanda’s health happening, but the rest is what we all love to see. The women being […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Who let the Orangutan out of her cage?
By Guest Contributor Ben C. Let me start out by saying, ERIKA JAYNE HAS A CHAPEL IN HER HOUSE. A chapel. Yes, you read that right. Miss Erika Jayne has enough time, space & money to build a chapel inside her own house. I bow down. Literally. Find a pew and anoint your head, because […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Pinky Spills A Secret!
Tonight, I shall be filling in for Ben C who is bound and gagged and chained to his radiator indisposed at the moment due to going AWOL in the middle of writing his RHOP recap eating some bad oysters, may he RIP we expect him to make a full recovery. You just can’t […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Things Are Starting To Get Good!
by Guest Contributor Ben C. We’re back in the Hamptons, and Kyle is prepping her pop-up shop (shoutout to Alene Too…where you at, girl??) for Bethenny’s book signing. Because it’s Bethenny, we can’t have a scene without a little product placement. Bethenny shows up and lets Kyle know she invited no one. To her own […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6, Episode 7 Recap: “The A-Word”
Guest Contributor Ben Cole On RHOBH tonight, we pick back up right where we left off, at the “exclusive” white party in the Hamptons, for Lisa Vanderpump’s magazine cover release. Thanks to Teen Mom OG, we are able to get a clearer picture of what the party really was like from a non-Bravo viewpoint. All […]
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS – SEASON 6 EPISODE 6: “Toothless, Boobless, Brainless Wonder”
By Ben Cole Contributing Writer The Beverly Hills ladies are taking it cross-country this week, with a quick girls trip to the Hamptons. The past couple of episodes have been a running ad for NyQuil, so hopefully this trip picks things up a bit. We’ve got Lisa Vanderpump’s Bella Magazine cover-release party (yes, it’s […]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6 Episode 5 Recap: “Munchausen By Proxy for Friends”
By Ben C We start out the episode with Kyle “working” at her store, Kyle by Alene Too. Lisa Rinna stops by to shop. Mauricio promised Lisa (as a birthday gift) she could pop in the store and pick out whatever she wanted, charged to his account. Lisa brings up the fact she also once […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Pony Shows and Marital Woes
By Ben C HELLO BEVERLY HILLS! It’s time for my ladies from up the street and around the corner! Was it me or did this episode drag on for hours? I may be in the minority, but I’d like to see less filler & more wine throwing #JusticeForBrandi We open with Miniature-Horse-Gate round 2. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Horsing Around
It’s been a rough couple of weeks for me here at Chez TT. I have a whole lot going on. I also have a full DVR of recording and a desire to watch some of the presidential debate because I still have no idea who the best person to help protect this country is. It […]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6 Trailer is Out!
OMG! I don’t know if I am so excited about this season because I don’t keep up with their filming and spoilers or if it is really as good as it looks. There are a LOT of surprising faces in there. And we finally get to see how the two new girls, Kathryn Edwards and […]