After a season that just sort of flew by, it is already time for the reunion. Wes tells us that he went straight back to work on a yacht in South Africa and after a few weeks Bugs showed up to be chief stew. Bobby has worked on the west coast for a bit with […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Finale: The Truth Comes Out
We start where we left off on the last night of charter with Adam showing Wes the texts that Malia was sending him fifteen minutes after their makeout session on the bridge during their night watch shift change. Wes has been posting on his Instagram photos that I think are of him and Malia in […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Stew The Right Thing
We begin this episode in Split at Fabrique where Hannah and Adam have left the bar to return to the boat to call it a night. Malia is irritated that those two former mortal enemies may literally be in bed together now. Bugsy tells Malia to just go make out with Wes. Everyone is wasted […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Swing Shift
We left off last week during a physical confrontation between Wes and Adam while the crew was on shore leave in Croatia. Adam gave Wes a brutal wedgie, then Adam was being a dick to Wes taking photos. Wes knocked Adam’s camera out of his hands and Adam gave Wes a nice hard shove to the […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: The Dubrovnik Wedgie
We begin tonight’s episode with Wes choosing Malia to be lead deckhand. I really don’t see the point of this other than to give the deck crew the fresh storyline of “Malia is head deck hand because Wes has a crush on her.” But I suppose it is a better storyline than adding onions to […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Kissing Up
Maybe it is my weird mood today, but it feels like this season has been on forever. I like it and am loving Croatia. I think the crazy is stirring a bit today because it is so hot I don’t want to eat anything. And when I don’t eat the crazy blossoms. Anyway, we are […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: iCloudy With A Chance of Secrets
Sorry for the delay on this recap tonight. Lots of court and real estate news to report on today and it was quite time-consuming. I am so ready for this episode because Hannah, Adam and Malia are all hiding big secrets that are about to come out! Last episode’s ending was a bombshell! Also, Max’s […]
Below Deck: Flirting With Disaster
I feel like I missed something important, but I went back and read the recap from last week, and I guess I didn’t miss anything. Adam felt uncomfortable at restaurant with the gang because the primary complained about him to Captain Sandy. So he left and Wes was happy he was gone…until Malia went running […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Mo’ Onions, Mo’ Problems
First of all everyone get your selfie game going. We have a few hundred thousand guests tonight due to this exclusive. If I had known I would have tried to clean up the joint. Oh, who am I kidding. As Popeye says, I yam what I yam. If you like it, stick around. If you […]
Below Deck: Don’t Cry Over Cut Onions
When an episode begins at 1:40 am you know something is about to go down. We begin with Adam creepily cornering a drunk Malia for a kiss. After there little makeout session, Malia goes down to crew quarters with lipstick smeared all over her face. Everyone goes a bit nuts because she looks like the […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Double Trouble
When we last left off, the crew was amid a major malfunction. Somehow, the anchors allow to get all twisted up into a gigantic knot. It was starting to look like cutting the anchors was the only way to go, and that would essentially end the season. But after nine hours, Wes managed to get […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: All Chained Up And No Place To Go
When last we left the naked guests in Croatia, they were oblivious to the fact that the winds were picking up and the stern tie was no longer keeping the boat tethered. If the crew doesn’t do something fast, the prettiest boat ever on Below Deck will crash into the rocky cliffs. So Captain Sandy […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Chefs, Lies and Facetime
It’s time to head back to Croatia. If there was ever a day I needed a nice relaxing show about rich people on yachts in a beautiful country with beautiful scenery, it is tonight. Instead, we have Below Deck Mediterranean, where last week Hannah put the moves on Malia to piss of Bobby. She got […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Three’s Company
I just noticed that the recap for last week’s premiere episode only had eighteen comments. I don’t know how many views it got, and the comments are not really indicative of that, but it makes me wonder if y’all are really watching this show. I hope you are. I love all the shows set overseas […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Who’s The Boss?
I am so excited for this show! I love Croatia and am dying to see as much of it as we possibly can. I am not so thrilled that Bobby and Hannah are back, but I love Captain Sandy already and tonight is going to be all about Captain Sandy putting Hannah in her place. […]