It’s reunion time on tonight’s Below Deck Recap! But before we get to all of that, I feel like I am off the Rayna train. I’ve been defending her all season but she’s gone full on batshit crazy online. She seems to think …. WAIT FOR IT… that Eddie is being groomed to replace Captain […]
Below Deck Recap: We Made It, Ya Slags
Sadly, this is the last Below Deck Recap of the season unless we get a reunion. The Below Deck reunions have been sort of sometimey the last few seasons. However, I seem to recall (and my recollections during Covid are not to be trusted) that Rayna said the whole Heather situation was kind of swept […]
Below Deck Recap: Unfinished Business
Oh Hey! I just remembered that my Below Deck Recap duties start at 8 p.m. So, I’m trying to get out of the drama in the RHOSLC comments and get to this recap. I’m ready to go. But before I get to it, there was a Maury Povich moment recently and Jean-Luc Cerza-Lanaux YOU ARE […]
Below Deck Recap: New Stew On The Block
It’s a dark and gloomy night in the ATL. It kind of feels like the day after Christmas. I so enjoyed all the snow yesterday even thought it didn’t stick and I didn’t get to make a snowman. Yes. I am five years old when it snows. But it is time for a Below Deck […]
Below Deck Recap: Shouda Joined The Navy
Sorry for the delay with the Below Deck recap. I was busy drinking and watching my Bulldawgs clinch the national championship. How ‘Bout Them Dawgs! Also, Below Deck did not record so I’ll be speed recapping from the on demand version as more of discussion post. Hmm, it is not on demand either. Guess I […]
Below Deck Recap: The Smell Of Sweat And Desparation
I hope I will be awake enough to do tonight’s Below Deck recap. I am exhausted. I’m starting to wonder if it is a booster side effect, even though I have been sleeping like the dead for hours prior to the shot. I also can’t remember shit. I’m also drunk more often than not. So […]
Below Deck Recap: When Eddie Met Sally
Captain Lee may make heads roll on tonight’s Below Deck recap. Meanwhile, I fell back to sleep around noon and slept until 8:30 so I am behind and Banjo is mad at me. He eventually woke me up to feed him, but I was still a bit late. I also got up several times during […]
Below Deck Recap: Compliments Of Captain Lee’s Travel Agency
Thanks for being patient with me tonight and allowing me to delay my Below Deck recap. It’s the highest rated show on Bravo, but I still have some personal priorities. Banjo and I are on different sleeping schedules and it’s complicated. This dog used to only go twice a day. Now, he needs to go […]
Below Deck Recap: Plenty Of Jake To Go Around!
Tonight’s Below Deck recap is coming to you own west coast time! You can blame Andy Cohen for this. Also, it The Voice night and that’s my bonding time with Banjo. So I hope it is okay that I’m recapping the second showing that starts at 10:30 here in real people time. 🙂 It looks […]
Below Deck Recap: He Kissed A Boy And He Liked It!
I’m really trying to get caught up tonight so I am going to knockout this Below Deck recap and call it a night. I may try to watch The Voice with Banjo first. we shall see. It’s kind of our thing. I think he can tell I am unwell because he’s staring at me a […]
Below Deck Recap: Leave Your Emotions At The Cabin Door
Sorry for the delay of this Below Deck Recap. It’s The Voice night and our bonding time. So, you’re just going to have to wait. And I will probably sleep afterwards so. Again sorry. Actually, we fell asleep in a big furry mess. It was great. Let’s see what I missed. Oh it looks like […]
Below Deck Recap: Pissed On Chickens Can’t Compare
Y’all I am a bit late with this Below Deck Recap. I was catching up with a friend over the phone. I’m not a huge phone person so we had a lot to catch up on! I am not a huge fan of the phone unless I’ve had a few glasses of wine and feeling […]
Below Deck Recap: Bourbon Buffoonery
I was today years old when I learned I could never live in Alaska. I thought about it once because there are a lot of straight men up there and not that many women. And it looks pretty on TV. But, I am NOT dealing with the lack of sunlight this winter. I sleep so […]
Below Deck Recap: Boat Daddy
Who is ready for a Below Deck recap? Sadly, we still have half a charter to get through before we can get Captain Lee back on the ship! And we have to find out if the beach picnic will actually happen before nightfall. When last we saw them, the guests were not happy at all […]
Below Deck Recap: One Step Closer To World Domination
YAY! Below Deck with Captain Lee Stud of the Sea is back! That means it’s time for a Below Deck recap. On very rare occasions, I have interacted with Captain Lee and recall at one point him mentioning some health conditions. But, I was not aware at the time that the show was about to […]