I enjoyed Celebrity Apprentice for the most part this season, but I’m ready for the finale because I just have to many things to watch on Monday nights right now. Speaking of scheduling issues, I will be recapping Vanderpump Rules tomorrow instead of tonight. After this show, I’m going to curl up on the coach […]
Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Be Your Own Hero
The first hour is a list of top fights and other crap from all the seasons. It’s filler. But I’m glad because I am not ready to start recapping. Kenya Moore had the fourth worst campaign of all time with the Hawaiian Buns photobomb with the baby with the bun fetish. Kenya also came in second […]
#PhoneGate Is the Celebrity Apprentice Scandal That Will Not Die
Celebrity Apprentice #PhoneGate has not died down on the Internet. This site seems to have become the last safe (sort of) refuge for those who for whatever reasons do not think Kenya sent out the nasty tweets about menopause and Vivica Fox. Kenya is taking a pretty big drumming for #PhoneGate and I personally think it […]
Celebrity Apprentice: Bud Light Lime Jingle
The Task: B.B. King Blues Club. The client is Anheiser Busch. Create an original jingle for their Lime Margarita malt liquor. Big money this week! $100K Team Vortex Project Manager: Leeza Gibbons Geraldo Rivera, Vivica Fox, Leeza Gibbons, Geraldo says Bud Light Lime is big in Latin countries and wants a Latin flair. Leeza has more of […]
Celebrity Apprentice Task 1 The Phone Stealing Episode!
The Task: The corporate client is King’s Hawaiian. They will be doing a photoshoot and social media blitz. Judging will be on creativity, originality and brand messaging. Team Infinity Brandi Glanville, Leeza Gibbons, Johnny Damon, Ian Zierling Project Manager: Johnny Damon They want to talk about slogans. Ian has a lot of slogans. Most of which […]
Celebrity Apprentice Episode #2 If I Throw Someone Under The Bus, It Won’t Be A Surprise, They’ve Got The Bus Schedule!
Kenya is moved to “Geraldo’s Team” as Trump puts it. Finally separating Kenya and Brandi. Vivica wanted Ian and Geraldo wanted Leeza. The Task: Trump wants an interactive theme environment for Trump Golf and Hotel resort in Miami. WTF is an interactive theme environment? Trumps boys will judge on creativity, innovation and guest interactions. I […]
Celebrity Apprentice Episode #1 The Captain Goes Down With The Ship
The Task: Host a Circle Line Boat Tour around the city with an original theme and provide the entertainment. The winner will be decided solely on guest feedback. I titled this episode of Celebrity Apprentice before watching so if the captain doesn’t go down with the ship, I may have to think of a better title. […]
Celebrity Apprentice Task #2 Cat Fights & Pillow Talk
The Task: Create a viral video to advertise Chock Full o Nuts single serve coffees. Team Vortex Lorenzo Lamas, Geraldo Rivera, Sig Hansen , Vivica Fox, Kate Gosselin Project Manager: Lorenzo Lamas Geraldo is taking over again and Lorenzo could not be any happier. Lorenzo is going to sing the theme song. The viral video will star […]
Celebrity Apprentice Recap #1 I Wish I Had a Project Manager
The Task: The two teams must create a mobile shoe boutique for Ivanka’s shoeline and create a marketing campaign to attract sales. Team Infinity Kenya Moore, Brandi Glanville, Leeza Gibbons, Johnny Damon, Ian Zierling, Project Manager: Kenya Moore Kenya takes immediate control. She wants to recreate Nordstrom with a piano and chandelier. Kenya immediately assigns tasks. Leeza […]
Celebrity Apprentice Recap #2 Say Yes To The Dress
The Task Whoever sells the most wedding dresses and raises the most money wins. Team Infinity Kenya Moore, Brandi Glanville, Leeza Gibbons, Johnny Damon, Ian Zierling, Terrell Owens Project Manager: Ian Zierling Ian wanted this challenge because it is probably the only big money challenge left. He seems passionate about his charity. Ian has a great […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: How the Hell Am I on Kenya Moore’s Side in All This?
I’m so excited to see Dwight back on my TV on tonight’s episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta! Phaedra is planning a “blessing” or an “inauguration” for Mr. President. She sold the story to the tabloids as a “traditional African naming ceremony.” Whatever she calls it, it can’t possibly be as offensive as Ayden’s televised […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap:
It’s time for another episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta! I’ve been doing some technical blog maintenance on the all day today and I’m excited to get another recap going! Let’s see what the ladies have in store for us tonight! I haven’t even watched the first looks yet, so I am looking forward […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Welcome to the Neighborhood
I’ve already discussed the first few scenes of this episode, here. Phaedra and Kandi snark on Chuck. And Mallory seems to have an ulterior motive for showing up. It is not “mending fences” as she says, it’s more like running Peter out of Cynthia’s life. Mostly, I actually feel sorry for Kenya. Whether her dad […]
First Look RHOA and Blood Sweat & Heels
Phaedra stops by to see Kandi who is a bit confused how Phaedra and Nene became on good terms again. Well, Kandi, let me explain it to you, it’s called Nene needs a storyline. Carry on. Phaedra calls Chuck a light-skinned Frankenstein and they refer to his package as a cocktail weenie and a bite […]
Bravo Sets New Ratings Record For Sunday Night! Plus a Preview of Next Sunday
NEW YORK – January 7, 2014 – Behind the strength of its Sunday night lineup, Bravo Media earned its best night ever among all key demos this past Sunday, according to Nielsen. “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” earned a franchise high among total viewers with over 4.5 million and delivered over 2.7 million P18-49. The […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Don’t Nobody Want to Fuck Chuck Now
I already recapped the first ten minutes of this episode here. The predominant theme was, “who hasn’t fucked Chuck?” Oh and Mallory is back to stir up trouble for Peter and Cynthia as if they need more shit in their marriage. I’m taping seven hours worth of shows tonight. I am hoping to get through this […]
RHOA First Look: Who Fucked Chuck? And Blood Sweat and Tears Preview!
I don’t normally do these, but since I am STILL under the weather, I thought I would this week so on the off chance I don’t feel up to blogging tonight, we will still have a place to chat. I still plan to try my best to get tons of blogging done tonight though. It […]
Nene Leakes Blogs About Tonight’s Episode on HER Website
I find it interesting that Nene is posting a blog about tonight’s show on her own website. And she seems grumpy. Let’s look at what she has to say… Kenya and Porsha have no clue about parenting so let’s just let them stay in their room and do their fake hug and cry. I love […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Midnight in The Garden of Tea and Shade
We are back in Savannah and the bitching continues. Nene talks funny. I am not just talking about her atrocious grammar. She mispronounces words like “bonding.” I think she thinks she is putting on some sort of airs but really she just sounds stupid. For some reason, everyone is bringing up their sensitive subjects. Porsha […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Don’t Be Tardy For The Damn Party!
Okay, I have about ten shows I want to be watching all at once, but let me get to recapping RHOA first and foremost. I can’t believe this show pulls close to four million viewers a week. And Nene has not had much of a presence at all this season. Now she has been relegated to […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Throw Mama From The Crazy Train
Carmon who is Kandi’s never before mentioned BFF and personal assistant arrives at Chez Kandi to find Kandi conveniently looking at bridal “books” and thinking about wedding dress shopping. She seems to think her mother is coming around on Kandi and Todd’s marriage. Kandi has more framed pictures and art on the wall than most museums. I like it! Todd tries […]