I’m going to admit upfront, I’ve forgotten everything I ever knew about Alexis Bellino except that Tamra called her Jesus Jugs. Oh thank God David’s assistant whose name escapes me is filling us all in. It’s apparently their ten-year anniversary. It has to be done in a week. David also has his daughter’s first birthday […]
David Tutera’s Celebrations: JWoww Throws A Surprise Birthday For Roger
Well, the good news is that JWoww’s tacky demands are not for a wedding but for a surprise birthday party for Roger. That makes me feel slightly better. David is not thrilled with JWoww as a client or having to go to New Jersey. Jwoww already seems like a bitch. She want’s drag queens […]
David Tutera’s CELEBrations: Taylor Armstrong’s Wedding
We begin with David Tutera and his adorable baby girl who is still an infant. David spilt with his boyfriend of ten years last year and at the time of the split, they had a surrogate carrying their twins. One was biologically his, and one biologically his exes. He kept his girl, his partner took […]
Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars Finale Recap
When last we left, we were hopeful that Tanisha had passed on to the great beyond so that Clive could escape her abuse. I think that we will be disappointed because there are shots of her getting the lie detector test and making her final decision. Sorry, Clive. We were all pulling for you. Tanisha […]
Marriage Boot Camp’s Tanisha Thomas Lied!
Here is a post for my 41 favorite commenters, the ones that read my Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars recaps. You many remember on last Friday’s episode, Tanisha got a all the parts she ever wanted in all the shows there ever were! I told you at the time, “These phone calls with Tanisha give me […]
Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars: Fate Comes Knocking
It’s time for the penultimate episode of this ridiculousness. Roger caved and went with Jenni to her event. Tanisha gets a phone call from her manager saying she got a part. She is screaming and crying and Clive asks her what is going on. She walks right past him and says nothing. So this whole […]
Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars Recap: Sex and The Secret
Is this show over yet? I love having something to recap on a Friday night but I must admit this show is a bit, okay a lot, ridiculous. Yet, I can’t stop watching. The fact that I know almost all of these people from other shows makes it interesting. We pick up where we left […]
Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars: Daters and Traitors
Time to head back into Marriage Boot Camp and check in on the media whores. We left with Roger and Jwoww at odds and Roger claiming that Jenn is just there for the paycheck and doesn’t want the therapy. Um, Roger, everyone in that house is just there for the paycheck and doesn’t want the […]
Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars
I really was just going to watch this show without recapping because I thought I was not in the mood, but we are not even five minutes in and Traci is drinking vodka for breakfast. Straight vodka. Allegedly. Do we believe this is actually happening? Who in their right mind would drink vodka for breakfast […]
Mystery Millionaire Recap: Two Whitneys and a Tiffany
This is a new show on We that comes on after Marriage Boot Camp. Basically, the premise is a single millionaire pretends to be an average Joe hoping to meet a girl who will not be after his money. Last week was the season premiere and the guy was terrible at it. For example, when […]
Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars Reap: Ring of Fire
All the cast mates are really irritated with Tanisha and Clive and their constant bickering. Traci had a “breakfast vodka.” There only breakfast vodka is a Bloody Mary, Traci. It seems that the reason that Clive can deal with Tanisha is because he is deaf. Like deaf, for real. The couples all have to select […]
Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars
First of all what are Trista and Ryan doing on here? Dammit. They are the one couple who settled into the quiet life and stopped being reality stars. This makes me sad. So anyway, it is them and Gretchen and Slade from Orange County, Jwoww and Roger from Jersey Shore, et al, and well […]