I cannot keep up my shitty job at doing a RuPaul’s Drag Race if it is going to be all about Kandy. I just can’t. On the other hand I want to hear from you guys about what you think so I am going to try to keep this one brief. Utica feel terrible that […]
RuPaul’s Drag Race Recap: Freaky Friday Queens
Yawn I slept through prime time Friday night, because, narcolepsy. I am still half asleep and I want to watch Drag Race but not really recap it. However, I do want to hear your thoughts so I’ll try to do something. Denali is so pretty. The boy version and the girl version. This psychic is […]
RuPaul’s Drag Race Recap: Snatch Game!
It’s Friday night and that means a mini RuPaul’s Drag Race Recap of sorts. And it is Snatch Game! my favorite episode of the season. I am STILL pissed that RuPaul inexplicably told Kandy Muse to sashay away and then just said, oh nevermind you can stay. Kandy Muse annoys the holy piss out of […]
RuPaul’s Drag Race: Covid Effects Filming
I noticed this week that RuPaul’s Drag Race is only an hour rather than 90 minutes plus half an hour of Untucked. It looks like filming may stop at least for a bit. We start with scenes of the entire studio being disinfected. Then, my least favorite queen this season, Kandy Muse comes in with […]
Ru Paul’s Drag Race: Not Really A Recap
I could not possibly ever recap this show. I’m no Lady Cocotte and she taught me everything I know about this show. But, I thought I might comment a bit while I watch. And then let y’all talk to me about it if you are interested. First of all I hated last week’s show where […]
America’s Next Top Model: A Winner Is Crowned
I’m still pissed that the bald-headed short girl was saved to walk in a runway show. She is way too short for runway and none of the clothes are going to fit her. At the fitting Phillipp Plein is rude as fuck to everyone except Jeana. My blood pressure is going up as I type. […]
America’s Next Top Model: Beauty Is A Comeback
So as I was doing setups, my DVR decided not to start recording. I missed the first two minutes and Rio was just finishing up saying something. Probably something conceited. The final four have arrived to find out they have to runway walk in a bubble. But wait, it gets worse. One of the eliminated […]
America’s Next Top Model: Beauty Is Personality
First of all I want to thank the handful of you who watched this show with me and commented. I had not watched in years until this season and I really appreciated that a few of you watched with me. Perhaps we will meet again next year. It’s a hard slot because I have RHOBH […]
America’s Next Top Model Finale: Beauty Is Real
I am SOFA KING PISSED. It took thirty minutes today to get my DVR set up properly to tape what I wanted to tape. I had it all set. And then one of those stupid Married at first ten minute episodes popped up and knocked this off my DVR. I was feeding Banjo and working […]
America’s Next Top Model: Beauty Is Social
Oh noe! The girls are all pissed at Rio for being so mean. She called Kyla stupid and this is hurtful to her because in high school she had a traumatic brain injury. Jeana is friends with Rio and goes to tell her what Kyla said. Rio says she never said that. This week is […]
America’s Next Top Model: Beauty Is Raw
Christina is being a PITA in the house again and trash talking Brendi K. Brendi K. is struggling with the critiques and with self-criticism. Jeana is having some struggles too, and her face appears to be melting off. Erin is sobbing about her baby’s father dying of cancer. She left him when he was sick […]
America’s Next Top Model: Beauty Is Pride
OMG! OMG! OMG! Valentina!!!!!!!!!!! Look. I have not been keeping up with Drag Race in a timely manner this season, but if Valentina was on this season, I don’t care if it meant I couldn’t recap RHOA or RHOBH y’all would just have to do without. Because Valentina! I love her! I will try to […]
America’s Next Top Model: Beauty Is Unconventional
I have seven and a half hours of shows that need to be recapped tonight, so this is going to be my usual quick and dirty recap since there are not many of us watching this show. I can’t give it up though. I also just realized I missed an episode of Making a Model […]
America’s Next Top Model: Beauty Is Drama
We are back in the house after Liberty has won the last challenge with her new red hair. Also, Brendi K. and Liz got into a huge blow up backstage. Liz apologizes and they agree to keep their distance. Tonight it’s an acting screen test challenge. The director is Anthony Hemingway from Glee and American […]
America’s Next Top Model: Beauty Is A Trademark
It’s MAKEOVER NIGHT!!! The best episode of the series! I am so excited, but I am going to have to do this super fast because everyone is waiting for my RHOBH update, and only a few of us are watching this. The only bad thing is I am not going to recognize the few people […]
Mob Wives Catch UP: To Watch Or Not To Watch…A Very Sad Question
Since I am already in a funk today, I’m going to finally peek at the two Mob Wives episodes sitting on my DVR. I’m not sure if I will continue to recap Mob Wives after this. We’ll see. I’ll be ignoring the two little new morons in my recaps regardless. I prefer to stick with […]
Mob Wives The Final Stand Recap: Bad News for Big Ang
Last week on Mob Wives, we had the big sit down where everyone discussed the meaning of friendship and agreed not to be such giant cuntsicles to each other. They didn’t exactly hug it out, but they seemed to at least make an agreement to try to stop talking so much shit about each other. […]
Mob Wives The Final Stand Recap: Everyone Needs To Have Several Seats
Before we start this recap, I need to share some very sad news. Big Ang has been hospitalized with stage four cancer. She was on heavy chemotherapy that is not working. The lung cancer has moved into her brain. It’s not good. We start in a warehouse where Big Ang has set up a meeting. […]
Mob Wives Recap: Your Daddy’s A Rat!
We’re back home on Mob Wives this week and hopefully we can get Drita reintegrated into a least some of the posse because I’m tired of watching her type at home alone with her cute kids. I need to see some action here. Drita Big Ang comes to meet Drita for dinner at a gorgeous […]
Mob Wives Recap: Feeling Some Kinda Way
Mob Wives started last week with two brand new episodes. I recapped both of them but the posts didn’t seem very popular. I thought I would post this weeks and see if this is something you guys are still interested in. We start right where we left off with Marissa an Britanny spouting off […]
Mob Wives Season 6 Double Recap: Mobbed Up Mermaids & Cabin In the Woods Part II
I am back in the swing of things with Mob Wives now and remember who I like and hate. I like Drita, Renee and Big Ang and I hate anyone they hate. But Drita is my ride or die. I love how at the end of the previews you here Renee or somebody casually […]
Mob Wives Season 6 Double Recap: Mobbed Up Mermaids & Cabin In The Woods Part I
Mob Wives is back and the season starts with back to back episodes. I am going to have a lot to say because it’s been awhile since we saw the show. I wish they wouldn’t give up two episodes right off the bat! This season is called The Last Stand. Sounds like a final season […]
Big Ang From Mob Wives Has Throat Cancer
That Sucks. But what also sucks is the choice of pictures people keep posting to share the news. I thought I’d put up one of her Marilyn pictures. There is a lemon sized tumor on her voice box. Surgery is set for next week.
Couples Therapy: Fighting Til The End (Finale Recap)
We return for the finale to Jenna wigging out because she is going to Vegas to visit her mother’s grave for the first time. Maybe the reason she couldn’t find it on her own is because it’s not in California? Jenna’s first reaction is that she never knew her birthday. That could also would have […]
Couples Therapy Recap: Meatball Problems (Recap)
We’re back for essentially a part two of the last episode which I recapped at length here. Tonight’s recap will be much shorter. Treach’s dad was still being a jerk when Dr. Jenn spent a few more minutes with him. She ditches him to go find Treach. Dr. Jenn comforts Treach who is really devastated. His […]
Couples Therapy: Decision Time
I haven’t recapped this in a while. I think I missed one episode (maybe) and finally watched the last one where they take a sledge-hammer to a house to release all their inner feelings. I always thought that was a stupid exercise, but then again, all televised therapy is meant to be dramatic and […]
Couples Therapy Recap: The Human Lie Detector Disrupts The House
After last week, when Dr Jenn berated and cursed out her clients and Dick Donato told Dr. Jenn he is HIV positive, let’s see what fresh hell is in store for us this week! Oh look! A “human lie detector.” Sigh. Nikki and Juan Pablo are arguing about moving in together. Nikki storms off and […]
Couples Therapy Recap: Dick Donato Makes a Startling Admission
WOW! AN EMERGENCY GROUP MEETING! Now you know this will be a good episode! Dr. Jenn is all pissy with Nikki for being abusive to production. I really think they set Jenna up to take this role on and somehow Nikki just jumped up and did this all on her own! This is going to […]
Big Brother Fans Finally Find Out Why Dick Donato Abruptly Left Big Brother 13
Long time Big Brother fans will remember that when Dick Donato abruptly left the Big Brother house on season 13. He went into the diary room and came out saying he was leaving. It’s remained a mystery as to why he left until now. The only statement he made was the video above. Until today, according […]
Couples Therapy Recap: Nikki Is More Screwed Up Than Juan Pablo?
This week, Jenna had to hand her bitch crown over to Nikki for the week. The entire show was about Nikki screaming and cursing at production. For someone who doesn’t want cameras on her, she sure knows how to get all the screen time. I don’t think that is accidental. Maybe she learned it from […]
Couples’ Therapy Recap: Fifty Shades of Gray Walls and Character Flaws
For the past few days I’ve been wanting to watch TV rather than recap TV. I’ve been binging on Unforgettable (CBS, female detective has one of those memories like that one woman, whatshername, I um forget. SWIDT?), Reckless (Um also CBS I think, Two hot lawyers female defense, male prosecutor sexual tension set in Charleston) […]
Couple Therapy Reunion Part 2: And They Lived Happily Ever After (I Hope)
I am so excited to see the second half of this reunion. The first part was SO GOOD. And we haven’t even got to Farrah yet! lol. We pick back up with Doug and Courtney being unnecessary attacked and interrupted as they attempt to tell their story. None of these people have any particular moral high […]
Couples Therapy Premiere! Drama on Day One!
Juan Pablo and Nikki are the first to arrive. I did not see my headline used in the bio. 🙁 Oh well I still got paid and I guess it could still happen. This will be their first time they live together. This should be interesting. Juan Pablo tells Deena and Chris that Nikki is […]