I’m still pissed that the bald-headed short girl was saved to walk in a runway show. She is way too short for runway and none of the clothes are going to fit her. At the fitting Phillipp Plein is rude as fuck to everyone except Jeana. My blood pressure is going up as I type. […]
America’s Next Top Model: Beauty Is A Comeback
So as I was doing setups, my DVR decided not to start recording. I missed the first two minutes and Rio was just finishing up saying something. Probably something conceited. The final four have arrived to find out they have to runway walk in a bubble. But wait, it gets worse. One of the eliminated […]
America’s Next Top Model: Beauty Is Personality
First of all I want to thank the handful of you who watched this show with me and commented. I had not watched in years until this season and I really appreciated that a few of you watched with me. Perhaps we will meet again next year. It’s a hard slot because I have RHOBH […]
America’s Next Top Model Finale: Beauty Is Real
I am SOFA KING PISSED. It took thirty minutes today to get my DVR set up properly to tape what I wanted to tape. I had it all set. And then one of those stupid Married at first ten minute episodes popped up and knocked this off my DVR. I was feeding Banjo and working […]
America’s Next Top Model: Beauty Is Social
Oh noe! The girls are all pissed at Rio for being so mean. She called Kyla stupid and this is hurtful to her because in high school she had a traumatic brain injury. Jeana is friends with Rio and goes to tell her what Kyla said. Rio says she never said that. This week is […]
America’s Next Top Model: Beauty Is Raw
Christina is being a PITA in the house again and trash talking Brendi K. Brendi K. is struggling with the critiques and with self-criticism. Jeana is having some struggles too, and her face appears to be melting off. Erin is sobbing about her baby’s father dying of cancer. She left him when he was sick […]
America’s Next Top Model: Beauty Is Pride
OMG! OMG! OMG! Valentina!!!!!!!!!!! Look. I have not been keeping up with Drag Race in a timely manner this season, but if Valentina was on this season, I don’t care if it meant I couldn’t recap RHOA or RHOBH y’all would just have to do without. Because Valentina! I love her! I will try to […]
America’s Next Top Model: Beauty Is Unconventional
I have seven and a half hours of shows that need to be recapped tonight, so this is going to be my usual quick and dirty recap since there are not many of us watching this show. I can’t give it up though. I also just realized I missed an episode of Making a Model […]
America’s Next Top Model: Beauty Is Drama
We are back in the house after Liberty has won the last challenge with her new red hair. Also, Brendi K. and Liz got into a huge blow up backstage. Liz apologizes and they agree to keep their distance. Tonight it’s an acting screen test challenge. The director is Anthony Hemingway from Glee and American […]
America’s Next Top Model: Beauty Is A Trademark
It’s MAKEOVER NIGHT!!! The best episode of the series! I am so excited, but I am going to have to do this super fast because everyone is waiting for my RHOBH update, and only a few of us are watching this. The only bad thing is I am not going to recognize the few people […]
America’s Next Top Model: Beauty Is Los Angeles
Welcome, my fellow ANTM model fans. Since there are 15 girls left, I am just going to do something quick and dirty this week and get to RHOBH on time. This is RHOBH night, right? I am all confused. I already hate Maggie from Maine who calls herself the white homegirl. Apparently she is talking […]
America’s Next Top Model: The Boss Is Back
I’m curious to check in with ANTM after many years of ignoring it to see if it is a show that’s still worth watching. I’m not sure if this will be a recap, it may be more of a review. I’ll know more once I’ve seen it. Okay, I watched the entire thing and I […]
#WWHL With Nene Leakes and Tyra Banks
Later on in the week, LVP is going to be on WWHL without anyone in the second chair. When I saw that I thought she was probably making that demand because Nene gets away with it. Tonight for the first time in a long time, Nene Leakes is on with someone else. Tyra Banks needs […]