Finally this shit show of a season is finally coming to a merciful end. And I don’t have to try to make an interesting Big Brother All Stars recap. The casting for this season was just awful and all the pregaming before the hamsters sealed the outcome before the season even began. Okay! Let’s Do […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: HOH Part One
Well guys, it is almost the end of this ridiculously scripted season. No one had a chance at final two this season except for Nicole and Cody. This season was a gift to these two. But I’m a Big Brother addict so are really awful season is better than no season at all. There are […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: How We Got Here
Tonight’s Big Brother All Stars recap will probably be very short because it is basically a look back at this dreadful season. Hopefully, there will be some unseen footage or something slightly interesting. Then it all comes to a merciful end on Wednesday night. Remember how excited we are to be getting an All Stars […]
Big Brother Recap: Christmas Is Canceled
I am so far behind today. My hands are typing quickly but my brain feels like I am trudging through a mud bog. I’m going into tonight hoping that production is unable to keep Enzo from winning, but we all know that is not going to happen. Let’s just get to this Big Brother recap. […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Can We Just Get On With This?
You Guys YES YOU! Both of you who are sticking with me to the bitter end of this shit season! My power was off today and I missed the holy hell out of you! IT WAS HORRIBLE. Thanks for reading my Big Brother All Stars recaps. I’m supposed to recap RHOOC tonight but I am […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Knight Moves
On tonight’s Big Brother All Stars recap we are getting down to the wire. Tonight we get to see the HOH play out. But as always at this point in the game, it’s the veto holder who has all of the power. Also for this episode I have a ton of photos of Christmas crying. […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: We’re Down To The Final Four!
My bedroom TV is on ABC, and this TV is taping the ABC Town Hall with Biden. I will start watching in her the second that I finish this Big Brother All Stars recap. I hope if you are reading this and the ABC Town Hall is on in your area you will turn on […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: BB Comics
Greetings to the few, the not terribly proud handful of my friends who sticking this season out with me and still reading my Big Brother All Stars recaps. The are FOUR shows to recap tonight! I’ll probably do Amazing Race right after this because I could not tape Orange County until the 10:30 repeat. MAFS […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Don’t Drop The Ball Now!
Tonight’s Big Brother All Stars recap should begin with the HOH we didn’t finish on Thursday night. Of course we all know who won. And will end with nominations. But, I am hoping for some more jury house scenes. At this point in the season, those are my favorite scenes and really the only mysteries […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: And Then There Were Five
YA’LL I feel like I have been writing recaps all day and there are so many more I could be writing! But most of them are shows that only a few of us really care about. And this is my favorite one! I feel like it might be endurance tonight and I am so late […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: The Veto
Guess what guys? GUESS WHAT! I have nothing to whine about today! I feel great! The weather was gorgeous today and I even took Banjo for a walk! I got worn out way before he did, and it was a short walk but today was a good day! I hope you guys all had a […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Puzzling
It is so great that I can do my Big Brother Recaps on Monday nights now instead of Sunday. I still have three or four recaps to do tonight. But I can DVR all of them on time! And once again, thanks for putting up with the new security process. I think I am more […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: The Triple Eviction
Tonight’s show ACTUALLY IS TWO HOURS. I don’t know how a thought it was on an earlier Big Brother All Stars recap. Feeds have been down all day today so that means they were probably running through the competitions with them all day. So, I doubt they will be surprised by the triple eviction. I […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: OTEV!
Every season of Big Brother after the first few episodes, everyone starts saying that the season is terrible and they are not going to watch. I never do that, but this season is really awful. I am hoping it will be more fun to watch when the committee starts picking each other off. I am […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: A Luxury Challenge
I am crawling out of my hole temporarily for this two hour Big Brother All Stars Recap. It’s really the only thing that can pull me out of my hole. We’ve never had a triple eviction, or even a two hour show that I can recall. I’ve slept through most of the last two days. […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: ZING!
I slept all day and just woke up a few minutes ago I was sleeping so peacefully, I could have slept until tomorrow. But, I wanted to see Big Brother. Even though this season sucks and people call it the worst season ever EVERY SEASON. I just need the stability of Big Brother in my […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: The Blackout Continues
Tonight’s episode is an hour and a half long so I am expecting a double eviction. I’m watching this season like a casual for the most part. Even though I have the feeds, I can’t ever seem to get over there to watch anything. So this Big Brother All Stars Recap will all be news […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Piss On This
Tonight’s Big Brother All Stars Recap could be kind of traumatic. There has been a lot of yelling and crying and backstabbing this week. Let’s see how CBS sanitizes this week. Oh and in real time news Memphis referred to David as the n-word in a conversation with…I think Cody. This is after he used […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Time To Fight Back
Big Brother is my all time favorite reality show even when every season seems to suck donkey balls lately. I’ve been really looking forward to the this season. That said, this Big Brother All Stars Recap is going to suck because I haven’t even felt like watching the feeds. Tonight’s show should be good though […]
Big Brother All Stars: The Blackout
I am writing this Big Brother All Stars Recap while stimming like Ian. I know that sounds bad but at least I have stopped listening to Alan Jackson’s Gospel Album on Youtube and drunk emailing my pastor neighbors to take me to church. Even so, um… things are looking better? WTF? Why are we late? […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: The Committee Takes Another Victim
Tonight’s Big Brother All Stars Recap will likely be the predictable eviction of Bayleigh. However, there is some drama happening in the house that has been picked up by large media outlets including TMZ. Christmas Abbott, Dani Briones, Nicole Franzel and Memphis Garrett were seen on the live feeds mocking Ian Terry’s stimming behaviors to calm his autism. Nicole […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Kaysar Follows Jani Out The Door
Sadly, tonight we say goodbye to Kaysar. Maybe there will be some good news tonight and someone not in the majority alliance will win HOH. Ian might be a good option. David would be an interesting HOH. But it will probably be Memphis or Tyler or some other guy in the majority alliance. Or maybe […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: A Surprise Win
It’s time for another Big Brother All Stars Recap! Apologizes for not recapping last Sunday. There is a lot going on with the site and the technical crap and to be honest, it’s been sort of a nightmare. I have tech support for both the site hosts, and the security guys and lately I have […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Two Hinky Votes
I am totally ready for tonight’s eviction and the Big Brother All Stars Recap! If you have been watching the feeds you know that Janelle is going to be voted out. HOWEVER, I seriously doubt that production is going to let her go that fast. Janelle says she is going to be “held” for three […]
BB22 Recap: Piece of Cake
I almost made this a discussion thread tonight. I haven’t been on the feeds for a while. I’m a bit thickheaded tonight. So I am not sure what I will have to say about this tonight. I thought tonight was Thursday and it was the endurance comp. That’s how out of it I am this […]
BB All Stars Recap: The First Two On The Block
It’s time for our first real episode of Big Brother All Stars. In this BB All Stars recap, I expect we will be covering the new twist, “Safety Suite” where the hamsters can choose to play the game for possible safety or advantages but might also get some really bad consequences. If you read the […]
BB All Stars TWO HOUR LIVE PREMIERE!
It’s the most wonderful night of the year! BIG BROTHER IS BACK! And hopefully after the show airs out there in California, we will get THE LIVE FEEDS! And you guys may not hear from me for three months. 🙂 Just kidding. Probably. WAIT IS IT TWO AND A HALF HOURS? I DIE! OMG! OMG! […]
BB20 Updates: Is Bayleigh Pregnant? Where Is Everyone Now? What Made JC Mad?
“During our time in the ‘Big Brother’ house, I did conceive a little baby, but unfortunately…and we don’t know why. I had a miscarriage in the jury house.” “I would’ve been ecstatic if I were to have a baby.It would’ve been a blessing, and we were both really excited when we found out. And we […]
Big Brother 20 Finale!!!
They show just about five minutes of Part One of the three part HOH. Tyler was supposed to throw it to KayCee but he didn’t. Part Two of the HOH was questions about evictions and the answers have to be hung on a sign that requires rock climbing to get there. KayCee doesn’t know who […]
Big Brother 20: Final Three Memory Meal
Well, it’s almost over boys and squirrels. This is the last episode before the finale. Also if you missed the AFP spoilers they are in comments here. We see Kasey and Tyler decide that Kasey should win physical and Tyler win the mental to insure their final two. It’s time for the overly produced memories […]
Big Brother 20: And Then There Were Three
We are down to the last three episodes of the summer and tonight, we will be down to the final three houseguests. We pick up with the elated JC right after winning his first HOH. JC is determined to get Angela out. Level Six is pissed in the diary room. Angela is particularly pissy. She […]
Big Brother 20: “I Won! Can I Get A Bottle of Tequila?”
Wow the houseguests really didn’t know about the surprise eviction. They were all just dicking around the house looking like crap when Julie suddenly came on the house intercom! She tells no one to sit in the nomination seats. Then she tells them that it is a surprise eviction night and one of them will […]
Big Brother: The Houseguests Leave The House
Tonight the final five are gong to a field trip to see Bebe Rexha. Who? Exactly. I is old. Even with the scheduled delayed start time, the show is starting five minutes late. Take note of that west coast and add some time to your DVR. We start with reactions to the double eviction. JC […]