We start this season’s first Teen Mom recap with Amber going to court to get a plea deal on her domestic violence charges. I am shocked that she got no jail time. This is not her first offense and she got five years last time. Amber talks to Gary about the attack. She regrets not […]
Teen Mom OG Recap: The Reunion Episodes
AlIn lieu of RHOOC tonight, I’ll be doing a Teen Mom OG Recap of the two part reunion. I’m a bit under the weather today, on top of THE CRAZY, so if you are expecting a perfectly polished recap, this is probably not the one for you. But, um, you’ve also rarely gotten that anyway. […]
Weekend Update! All The Entertainment News I Didn’t Get To This Week!
By Tamara Tattles It’s been a super busy week at the offices of Tamara Tattles, and not in the fun way. I love a busy news week, but hate a busy week working on the boring, technical, tedious site crap. It’s been a week of putting out fires. So for those reasons there was a […]
Teen Mom OG Reunion Episodes
I suppose it is time to take a break from the Project Runway marathon and do some work. Don’t spoil on it though, I am taping the last three episodes and I do not remember who won! Let’s get to these two episodes of the Teen Mom Reunion and close this season out. It looks […]
Teen Mom 2 Catch Up Post
I’m really far behind on this show, so I thought I would do a massive catch-up post for those who are interested. I don’t have a lot to say but I can’t quit this show. It just comes on at a very busy time of the week. Amber Andrew wants to take Amber to LA […]
Teen Mom OG: New Gs Meet The Old Gs
There is literally nothing going on today so I suppose I will get this Teen Mom recap up and then stop waiting on stories. This of course insures that fifty million things will happen when I stop watching for news. All the girls are headed to NYC for press week and Cheyenne is worried that […]
Teen Mom OG: Double Episode Catch Up
I’m two episodes behind on this show so I am going to try to catch up now in an attempt to pry myself away from election coverage. I don’t know why we have two Bravo shows on election night. They will probably do really well for people looking for absolutely anything else to watch. Maci […]
Teen Mom OG: Making Amends
Somehow I got behind two episodes of Teen Mom OG. I watched the first one recently without recapping and I’m just going to go straight to this one. I will say that I was really open minded about Bristol and Cheyenne, and now I just find myself wondering why they are on my TV. THE […]
Teen Mom OG: Unconditional Love
Caitlyn Caitlyn has decided to come home for the treatment center “early” to film and decides it would be fun to surprise Tyler. I wish she would be surprised to see he has another woman living in the house raising her kid with him. But sadly, that is not the case. Tyler is irritated with […]
Teen Mom OG: Welcome To The Family!
I really want to see what is going on with Teen Mom OG, but I’m not sure I’m in the mood for two hours of this so I will probably watch some now and save some for tomorrow (Sunday). I love that Farrah is losing her mind over the ratings though. I didn’t even know […]
Teen Mom OG: Check Up With Doctor Drew Part 2
We start with Ryan having a hissy fit about Maci. Ryan’s mom says there is still a lot of stuff that goes on between Maci and Ryan that nobody knows about. Ryan is glassy-eye and dipping into a bottle. He’s high and hostile. He finally agrees to go out on stage with his parents but […]
Teen Mom OG: One Life To Live
Well it is time for the finale of this trainwreck. I’m addicted and kind of wish it would just tape year round. I know it is wrong. I feel like we should not even be watching this. But I’ve been in it so long I just can’t turn away. All three of these girls have […]
Teen Mom OG: Time Will Tell
I really like Teen Mom and I’m frustrated that it is already time for another episode and I haven’t done this one yet. It’s been a super busy week at Tamara Tattles and mostly in a good way. There has been a new pop up issue the past couple of days and my ad agency […]
Teen Mom OG: Keep Chugging Away
Maci Maci is back from Nicaragua and we get the airport scene of the family reuniting. I doubt we will get much info on Naked & Afraid. I hope I don’t miss the episode but I had to take the show off my DVR because they channel was running three one hour repeats as one […]
Teen Mom OG: Choose Your Path
It’s the episode we’ve been waiting for, but you wouldn’t know from the episode guide where Farrah is not mentioned at all. Catelynn I’m not sure why Catelynn goes to rehab in Tuscon. It’s a beautiful place but it is hot AF in the summer time. Poor Tyler just wanted to camp out in the […]
Teen Mom OG: I’m Beautiful, I’m Smart, I’m Strong
Maci Maci goes to the doctor to discuss her Polycystic Ovary Syndrome and the irritability that comes along with it. I’m spare you the details. She chooses not to do the surgery or the medication and just tough it out. Mack and Ryan think their wedding was just so much fun! These two are super slow. […]
Teen Mom OG: Something Blue
Well, before we get started tonight. I might as well tell you guys here that Jenelle and David have been getting a lot of negative press. First of all on the day of the school shooting in Parkland, Jenelle posts a photo of herself with some kind of rifle. I didn’t see it so not […]
Teen Mom OG: Unconfuse Your Brain!
Maci It’s Halloween and Maci and Taylor have agreed to take all of the kids trick-or-treat like they always do going first to her parents neighborhood with Ryan’s parents (and this year with Ryan and Mack and her kid) and then to Ryan’s parents neighborhood. Ryan’s parents texted her that they are down with that […]
Teen Mom OG: Fertile Myrtle
Amber Gary is worried about Amber having a baby without having him to do everything like he did with Leah. He is just hoping they will be good parents. That’s all he can do. Amber and Andrew are taking Leah to the pumpkin patch with her mom and her cousin. She plans to tell them […]
Teen Mom OG: Let’s Try This Again
Farrah We are back in Positano,Italy, where Farrah is planning Michael’s proposal at Grotta dello Smeraldo, named for the emerald green light inside. This will be the location of the proposal. Farrah reminds us that money is also green. Because, Farrah. The next day they take a convertible and then a small boat to Conca dei Marini. […]
Teen Mom OG: Oh Baby!
Farrah The bad news is that we have to talk about Farrah. The good news is that she and her family are in Italy. She is hanging out with Michael and Amy and Debra is off by herself. Later, Farrah and Sophia go to lunch with Debra. Oh the have to make their own gnocchi. […]
Teen Mom OG: Runways, Rehab, And Retail
Catelynn I suffer from anxiety and depression, so it is interesting to me how Catelynn manages to motivate for things like going to the VMAs in LA and leaving her kids behind with Tyler. And yet, here she is in sunny California. I mean on the one hand it is good for her to get […]
Teen Mom OG: What A Ride
Farrah I don’t really know where Farrah lives anymore. I do know that she bought a house in Arizona and a house in LA and sold them both at a loss at some point. Currently, she’s in LA with Sophia and Sophia is getting a surfing lesson. It looks like it is Wednesday. We are […]
Teen Mom OG: High Hopes
Farrah Farrah is finally back from filming Big Brother UK and everyone is oddly glad to see her. Farrah is hatching a plan to take the family to Italy to get her mother away from her fiance David. Farrah really, really hates David. Farrah talks to her kid about whether are not they should let […]
Teen Mom OG: System Overload
It’s time to check in with Teen Mom OG again. It’s sort of sad what this show has become but I can’t stop watching. I have to know what disaster comes next. It’s become a morbid fascination. Amber Since she threw Matt out last week, he has been staying at a hotel until they go […]
Teen Mom OG: This Is Going To End Badly, Too Shady
For some reason this week, Teen Mom OG pooted out two episodes on one night. So I am just going to do them both together in one super long post. Amber Episode two starts of with Matt claiming he did nothing wrong and wondering why Amber has just called off the engagement. Really, Matt? I’m […]
Teen Mom OG: Icing On A Cake Of Lies
Teen Mom OG has started and I am just now getting to it. I also have MDLLA piled up on my DVR. I am trying to get to them as my health allows. I am excited to see what this season of Teen Mom has in store for us! Ugh but before we get to […]
Teen Mom OG: Check-Up With Dr. Drew, Part 2 [Catelynn]
By Guest Contributor Becky J. I apologize that this recap is late. I had a crazy week and when I started recapping this part 2 check-in special, I got really caught up in the horror that is Farrah. I needed to take a breath before watching the rest. So, now we are finally on Catelynn. […]
Teen Mom OG: Truth Be Told
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Farrah Farrah and her family (plus gross Simon) are still on vacation in Key West. Her mom’s fiance David is ignoring her, probably in an attempt to avoid a nasty confrontation about how her personality sucks. So, we know that’s coming. Later, Simon, Farrah her mom and Sophia go to […]
Teen Mom OG: We Are Family
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Amber Gary is mowing his new lawn with a tractor in preparation to host an Easter egg hunt for all the kids. I think this is a nice idea. They are apparently having some sort of big mid-week Easter celebration together since Amber doesn’t have Leah that weekend. Amber and […]
Teen Mom OG: Friday the Thirteenth
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Catelynn Cate and Tyler are researching daycare/preschools for Nova in preparation for Catelynn’s trip to New York to do press for the show. They take Nova to visit their top choice facility and it’s super cute. Nova seems to like it, too. The lady seems very knowledgeable, throwing around preschool […]
Teen Mom OG: Love in La La Land
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Well, all the TMOG assholes are back from Puerto Rico this week. After a long weekend of binge drinking, getting sunburnt and crying on camera, they’re home binge drinking, crying on camera and pretending to run companies. Amber We start with Amber complaining about how she missed a weekend with […]
Teen Mom OG: Making Waves
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Some serious crazy went down with Amber and Matt since the last episode of TMOG, so I kinda feel like this whole week has been one big show. In case you missed it, you can read about what a sleazebag Matt is here. Catelynn Breaking news—Nova is wearing pants! Also […]