This 90 Day Fiance recap is dedicated to BJ, who asked me to do one. I had forgotten we left these people last week with all sorts of drama! This is going to be a good episode. Andrei & Elizabeth I cannot believe Andrei and Elizabeth are going on a long RV trip with her […]
90 Day Fiance Discussion Post: Fear And Loathing
This is not going to be a real 90 Day Fiance recap because it’s been so long since the show aired and I had to watch on demand because for some reason only taped the firs 18 minutes. So I’m just going to bitch and complain. You know, like usually. Perhaps I will just use […]
90 Day Fiance Recap: Love Takes Hostages
Angela & Michael I can’t believe that I am starting a 90 Day Fiance recap right now. I’m so tired but I want to watch. But, this recap probably won’t go up until tomorrow. OMG! How are we in the recovery room with Angela and all the doctors? What if she had died and they […]
Lisa Hamme, AKA Baby Girl Lisa Dropped By TLC
Well, this is shocking news to no one. TLC has dropped Lisa Hamme, AKA Baby Girl Lisa from their 90 Day Fiancé franchise. And Lord knows my fellow Georgia girl needed that money. I mentioned previously that Usman brought up that Lisa called him the N word during their arguments on a frequent basis. Thus […]
90 Day Fiance Recap: The Couples Tell All Part 3
It’s a banner night for TLC! First up is part three of the Tell All, my favorite 90 Day Fiance Recap. This Tell All from home has everyone feeling like they can just say anything without Baby Girl Lisa getting riled up to beat their asses. The old white ladies are always the violent ones […]
90 Day Fiance Recap: The Couples Tell All Begins! Part 2
Okay in the very brief amount of time between posting the 90 Day Fiance recap for part one (Click Here if you missed it and Trust me, you don’t want to miss it) I took a quick pee break and grabbed a chocolate bar filled with caramel and ate the whole thing. Back in March […]
90 Day Fiance Recap: The Couples Tell All Begins! Part 1
I am so excited for the 90 Day Fiance Recap. So excited that I forgot to look for photos! So we may be stuck with the old ones. 🙁 Perhaps I can pull a few if I can find a clip really fast. This is going to be an epic reunion. I can’t wait to […]
90 Day Fiance Recap: The Never Ending Story
This seems to have been terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day for pretty much everyone. Mine sucked before I was even woken up by Lawn Kid pounding on my door. Does anyone what to buy a teenager? However, I am very much looking forward to this 90 Day Fiance Recap. And I am hoping […]
90 Day Fiance Recap: Hard Habit To Break
Varya & Geoffrey (& Mary) Geoffrey seems to love that Varya and Mary are fighting over him. Why anyone would come within ten country miles of this man is beyond all comprehension. Hopefully this will all blow up in his face. He doesn’t deserve either of them. Mary storms off. Varya cries. He is such […]
90 Day Fiancé Recap: Cuts Both Ways
It’s 2:40 am and I have to be awake in the daytime tomorrow (today!) to handles some business. But I at least have to take a peek at this three hour episode and at least start my 90 Day Fiancé recap. OMG! Are we really going to start with David? I figured we would have […]
90 Day Fiancé Recap: Who’s Crying Now?
I am sort of losing track of time. I didn’t realize it was Sunday yesterday. RHOA didn’t tape and I didn’t notice so I may just skip an episode if it was even new. Instead, I’m going to do a 90 Day Fiancé Recap. I am really behind on recaps. Today I just find everything […]
90 Day Fiancé Recap: Can’t Buy Me Love
I feel like you guys all got me hooked on 90 Day Fiancé and now don’t want to talk about it anymore. Nonetheless, I shall bang out a 90 Day Fiancé recap. Lisa & Usman Lisa is an idiot. Usman needs to find another fish in the sea. None of the things he is doing […]
90 Day Fiancé Recap: Our Lips Are Sealed
I am going to lose my mind with things coming at me from every direction today. So, I am just going to stop everything and do a 90 Day Fiancé recap or my head is going to explode. I need to eat. I actually cooked but now I am just to agitated to eat. So, […]
90 Day Fiancé Recap Before The 90 Days Baby Be Mine
I am going to get started on the latest 90 Day Fiancé recap but it is a two hour episode and I am feeling a bit unwell today so this could take a while. Stephanie & Erika Stephanie’s family think it is strange that Stephanie is going to visit a friend in Australia. She did […]
How Did 90 Day Fiancé’s Geoffrey Pashel Pass The Background Check?
Okay, I have been trying to get around to this 90 Day Fiancé recap for a while. I had so many recordings I think I deleted the most recent one. I am watching something on demand now. But I feel like I have missed a lot so I am going y’all to fill me in […]
90 Day Fiance Recap: I Do And I Don’t Know
I thought I would do sort of a mini 90 Day Fiance recap today to sort of lighten the mood from yesterday and get us back to mindless stupid TV shows. Because, isn’t that why we watch this crap? It keeps us occupied so we don’t have to think about all the traumatic things happening […]
Weezer Covers “No Scrubs” On New Teal Album
Kandi just made a lot more money in the Big Brother house. Weezer just released a single from their new Teal Album of TLC’s No Scrubs. For those not familiar, Weezer is an American rock band formed in Los Angeles, California in 1992. The band currently consists of Rivers Cuomo (lead vocals, lead guitar, keyboards), Patrick Wilson (drums), Brian Bell (guitar, backing vocals, keyboards), and Scott Shriner (bass, […]
90 Day Fiancé Discussion: Tell All, Part 2
By The Lady Cocotte With Colt and Larissa dominating the blogosphere, everyone’s excited for a new 90 Day Fiancé Tell All. Too bad it was filmed two months ago, before things got interesting. Part 1 introduced us to the Mean Girls. Fernanda, Ashley and Kalani spent little time discussing their own foibles. They were on […]
90 Day Fiancé Discussion: Tell All, Part 1
By The Lady Cocotte The 90 Day Fiancé weddings are done. An oversized baby flounced down the aisle, on the arm of the only woman he’ll ever love. A Kardashian wannabe attained her MRS degree without her overbearing father (or baby daddy sister) objecting. A pitiful excuse of a man chose Satan’s minion over his […]
90 Day Fiancé Discussion: Make It Or Break It
By The Lady Cocotte It’s hard to believe next week is the 90 Day Fiancé season finale. Time waits for no man, but these couples need to walk down the aisle pronto! if they want to stay together. So far, only Ashley and Jay have made the official plunge. Based on how well that turned […]
90 Day Fiancé Discussion: Where Truth Lies
By The Lady Cocotte 90 Day Fiancé is full of ratchet drama. There’s Kalani and Asuelu’s oopsy baby. Fernanda’s childish tears. Steven thinking he’s capable of raising an infant without Olga’s help full participation. And Larissa’s Vicki Gunvalson-size love tank to fill. It’s trainwreck TV that demands CSI levels of analysis. I mean, we don’t […]
90 Day Fiancé Discussion: Backed Into a Corner
By The Lady Cocotte 90 Day Fiancé is the gift that keeps on giving. Last week, Colt’s cousin John lambasted Larissa at a family barbeque. Debbie sucked her teeth while Colt sat mum, nursing his Mona Lisa smile. Larissa was all alone, queen of her mountain but little else. Leida proved we ain’t seen nothing […]
90 Day Fiancé: No Way Out
By The Lady Cocotte 90 Day Fiancé is trash TV. Much like junk food, it tastes so good in the moment. Mama’s boy Colt continually disappoints Larissa. Sweaty Eric barely tolerates spoiled Leida. Ashley experiences racism for the first time. Pretty Fernanda somehow loves aging frat boy Jonathan. Kalani’s family. Other than the Olga storyline […]
90 Day Fiancé: Ready To Run
By The Lady Cocotte I relax by watching someone else make an ass of themselves (for a change). Enter, 90 Day Fiancé. There’s the unfortunate coupling of Eric (the oldest 40 year old in recorded history) and Indonesian socialite Leida. Their pathetic attempt to kick Tasha out of her apartment (my name is on the […]
90 Day Fiancé: Flirting With Disaster
By The Lady Cocotte It’s been a full week since 90 Day Fiancé took us on a field trip through Olga’s womb and I’m finally recovered enough to turn my TV on again. I’m not sure what traumatised me more, the Russian vivisection or Steven’s bad attitude. Either way, my Thanksgiving feast dulled the pain […]
90 Day Fiancé: I Know What You Did
By The Lady Cocotte 90 Day Fiancé has been making crazy headlines all weekend. And that’s without the new episode! So sit back and enjoy. Or pull your hair out. Your call. Warning: This post (and comments) could contain 90DF spoilers.
My Very Late 90 Day Fiancé Recap: Rough Landings
By The Lady Cocotte It’s been a beast of a week but I had so much fun talking about 90 Day Fiancé with you last week that I had to throw this up. Better late than never? I hope so.
90 Day Fiancé: Young and Restless
By The Lady Cocotte Just to be clear: I was obsessed with 90 Day Fiancé well before the Vanderpump Rules kids discovered it. I don’t know why that matters to me, but it does. Very much. And with that said, surprise!, I’m now recapping 90DF. It took some serious arm twisting (and a few hours […]
Leah Remini: It’s All Relative Recap: Earthquakes and Boob Jobs
We start with Angelo in the kitchen. Have we discussed how hot Angelo is? Because, hot. I need Leah to come clean my house. Or anyone with OCD, actually. Leah is worried because there was an earthquake last night. She wants to do a home inspection to look for cracks and things that might be […]
Leah Remini: It’s All Relative
I am super late with this recap, but I’ve been busy and sick. I’ve felt like crap for days and finally diagnosed myself with Fresh Ripe Cherry Overdose FRCO. Shut up! I looked on the Internet and it’s a thing. I am overly cranky. I also may have just eaten a dog quesadilla. I feel […]
It’s All Relative Premiere Recap: It’s a Light-Hearted Funny Show!
It’s time for the premiere of Lisa Remini’s new reality show on TLC. Leah is married to a very attractive man named Angelo. He runs their family diner. The have a daughter named Sofia. I’m just to the opening montage and I love it already. The Remini’s are having a party to celebrate them leaving […]