I’m doing the setups for the RHONY recap three hours early and I already have a headache just thinking about this show. Or maybe it is a traumatic brain injury for days of working on taxes. Okay, it is officially time for more drinking and screaming like a lunatic on national TV! We didn’t even […]
RHONY Partial Recap And Commenting Post
I’m just going to post what I have if that is okay…I just sort of had to stop last night. I’m not going anywhere, I still want to chat with you guys. I just need a bit of time off the pressure. It’s time for another RHONY recap and I am excited to see who […]
RHONY Recap: Eat, Drink & Be Scary
It’s finally time for a new episode of RHONY! Recently, Bravo release some new taglines for the show. I thought that was odd so I ask SOURCE what the story was. I was told that production was moving in a whole new direction for the second half of the season. Not sure what that means […]
Tinsley Gives Us An Update on Life In Chicago
Thoughts?
RHONY Recap: Love Him And Leave Them
This will be the last RHONY recap for the next two or three weeks as production gets caught up after the shutdown due to the pandemic. Tonight, Tinsley announces that she is moving to Chicago to marry Scott. Perhaps this will shut Dorinda the fuck up. Ugh. It’s Halloween. I hate Halloween episodes. But first, […]
RHONY Recap: Something’s Brewing
Y’all I’ve had a seriously stressful day. Lawn Kid is driving me up the motherfucking wall. I’m probably too drunk to do this RHONY recap, but since when has that ever stopped me. I am literally raging in my house. He is an a constant SUCKHOLE of need. And I am just trying to keep […]
RHONY Recap: Hurricane Leah
It feels like it has been ten million years since I have done a RHONY recap. I thought maybe Nanette did the last one, but nope it was me! Today was a good day except for when I accidentally caught the news. I discovered Gordon Ramsey’s Uncharted show on Nat Geo and watched five of […]
RHONY Recap: Just The Sip
Today was a pretty good day all things considered. Didn’t eat enough but I suppose there is still time. So I am ready to finally do a RHONY recap! YAY! I hope you guys are all hanging in there and staying safe. I really appreciate your support more than you know. Thanks for sticking around […]
RHONY Recap: How You Like Them Apples?
Hey, let’s try to get caught up on RHONY recaps during these trying times. And perhaps while we are at it we can be a little bit less judgmental about how we are all getting through these scary times. We are all doing the best we can. We are all afraid and making whatever choices […]
RHONY Recap: Just The Sip
Sorry for the delay on this RHONY recap. I’ve had a lot of backend work on the website this week. And, once I got caught up on that, all I want to do is sleep but only during the daylight hours. So I am way behind. Let’s catch up with the RHONY! Oh Jacques is […]
RHONY Recap: Not So Model Behavior
I am so far behind on recaps! Sorry. I will try to bang out a RHONY recap really quick and get us all caught up tomorrow. This week is Sonja’s Target overstock runway show. OMG! Garo Sparo is on this episode! I love him! And Tinsley will be closing his show at NY Fashion week. […]
RHONY Recap: Ain’t No Party Like a Hamptons Party
Well, we’ve all survived for another RHONY Recap! So there is that. The bad weather seems to have missed me again, and I spent most of the day sleeping. I also went to the corner store today for beer as I am out of alcohol. The second I put on my mask I had difficulty […]
RHONY Recap: Don’t Mansion It
I have an episode of RHONY and an episode of RHOBH that I haven’t watched yet.. Writing long recaps is usually what makes this laptop crash. So I will start with a RHONY recap and see how it goes. We begin back at Ramona’s house where LuAnn has already fled back to her own Hamptons […]
RHONY Recap: Stooping To A Lower Level
It seems weird to me to have RHONY and Top Chef both on Thursday nights. I also keep forgetting Shahs is on Friday nights. I barely remember what happened on the last episode. I’ll try to do a bit better with this RHONY recap. I am hoping this chicken soup and Cheezits will make me […]
RHONY Recap: Back In The NY Groove
Well the time has finally come for the first RHONY recap of season twelve. I’m not in the mood at the moment. I have an anger headache. It’s amazing how annoyed you can get at people without even leaving your house. It’s also amazing how many pandemic experts there are out there to let you […]
RHONY Season 12 Sneak Peek: Everything You Need To Know!
RHONY is not returning until Thursday, April 2nd at 9 pm but NBCu gave us the preview today! Plus we have tons of tea about what to expect from this housewives this season! Let’s see what Bravo has in store for us next season! I am excited for the season even without Bethenny! Here is […]
Random Housewives News I Didn’t Tell You
The RHONY have been in Cancun filming their last cast trip of the season. Leah McSweeney seems to be fitting in okay, especially with Dorinda Medley. Leah is one odd bird though. Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan are Ramonja again for the most part and are united front. Luann de Lesseps is still all “cabereting” […]
Tinsley Mortimer Finally Flashes THE RING!
It’s BIG. Looks like an oval shape to me. But as someone with a serious bangle game, I am more distracted about what is on her arm… I miss Asa Soltan Rahmati to talk gold bangles with. 🙁 I am probably going to have to give mine up once I settle overseas. In other news, […]
Tinsley Mortimer FINALLY Gets Her Man And Her Ring!
Some of us had our doubts about Tinsley Mortimer’s most recent campaign to get Scott Kluth down on one knee. After spending several weeks in Chicago when she was supposed to be filming RHONY, Scott finally got down on one knee in a very public way on Sunday night. The pair were walking past the […]
About Those Tinsley Mortimer Rumors…
Tinsley Mortimer has not quit RHONY. She has gotten back together with Scott Kluth and has been going back and forth between Chicago and NYC during filming. She recently told production that she would not be a a couple of upcoming shoots because she would be in Chicago. Production has told her that they will […]
RHONY Filming News Exclusive Details
UPDATE! I know this has been reported for months elsewhere, but it was not official until today. Leah McSweeney was officially offered a full time RHONY contract today. And Elyse Slaine is officially a friend. The RHONY are filming a short trip to Newport, Rhode Island and apparently they are being quite rowdy. Bystanders have […]
Exclusive RHONY News, Will Jill Zarin Be Back?
And here we go… Does anyone doubt that there were cameras on hand filing Jill Zarin and Ramona Singer in The Hamptons? I immediately reached out to sources when I saw this. Damn them for not being at my beck and call 24/7! I mean it is only 1am on a work/school night. 🙂 My […]
RHONY Reunion Recap Part 3: Luann Off The Chain
ARGH. My setups for this RHONY Reunion recap have disappeared and I am having to start over at the last minute. Meanwhile tonight’s Big Brother episode has an endurance HOH that I want to watch at ten. Things aren’t looking good for getting this up in a timely fashion unless I keep this recap fairly […]
RHONY Reunion Recap Pt2 Caught In A Web Of Lies
Tonight is Part Two of the RHONY Reunion Recap and the ax is about to fall on Ramona AND Tinsley. It looks like the left couch is going to have a fairly easy reunion and the right couch is not going to be happy. We start tonight with Ramona. This will not end well for […]
RHONY Reunion Part 1: Will This Truce Last?
I’ve been sitting on ready to write the RHONY Reunion Recap for two weeks now. It looks like we are going to get right into the hurt feelings between Dorinda and Luann tonight. Many of these relationships are raw and real. Especially, this one. Dorinda did a lot for Luann, just like Bethenny and Barbara. […]
Patrica Altschul Says Son Whitney Sudler-Smith Is Not Gay
Last weekend a lot of Bravolebrities descended on Pride in NYC. There was a huge Bravo float with Andy Cohen screaming on a microphone while the usual bickering was going on. It was all pretty insane. Pat Altschul was there and so was Whitney. They both spent some time with Sonja Morgan. When Sonja posted […]
RHONY Recap: Jesus, The Countess, And Joseph
This season of RHONY has been one helluva ride. I’m usually glad to be finishing up a season and moving on to something different. But I feel a bit sad that this is the last RHONY recap of the regular season. Today the RHONY trailer was released and it’s a gang up on Luann. Luann […]
RHONY Recap: More Than A Feeling
On tonight’s RHONY Recap, it’s time to get the hell out of Miami. It’s been one heck of a trip but it’s time to go home. I think there are only two regular episodes left. But first we have to get Bethenny through this panic attack in the middle of the restaurant. I am still […]
RHONY Recap: Life Is Not A Cabaret
Onward and upward to tonight’s RHONY recap. I think it will be a lot more dramatic than the Southern Charm recap I just finished. So, it’s the morning of day three of the RHONY Miami trip. And it has been a very eventful three days. An ambulance was called for Sonja, Ramona appears to be […]
RHONY Recap: Between An Ex And A Hard Place
Wednesday nights are rough! Back to back recaps. But I am determined to get to the RHONY recap tonight. I think RHONY may be my favorite franchise at the moment. But I’m fickle. We are back in the stunning house in Miami. Bethenny is trying to intimidate a drunk Sonja to go to bed. Sonja […]
RHONY Recap: It’s Not You, It’s Miami
By Dalai Mama Welcome back to Metropolitan Schadenfreude. We begin this RHONY Recap in the first circle of Hell’s Kitchen, where Luann is rehearsing her eagerly awaited (by Luann) Christmas Cabaret. Sonja decides to drop in on the rehearsal, and zooms into the studio like a highly-sexed elf on Red Bull. Luann goes full-throttle basso […]
RHONY Reunion Dresses: Who Wore Theirs Best?
The RHONY Reunion was filmed a bit earlier in the season than usual this year. I imagine that was to get it in before Luann went before the judge in Palm Beach today. Although, a remote interview from Palm Beach jail would have made for fantastic ratings. I thought on this relatively slow news day, […]
RHONY Recap: Luann Land
We are back in upstate New York at Luann’s roundhouse on the Hudson for tonight’s RHONY Recap. We’re mid-fight between Luann and Bethenny over Luann’s lack of appreciation for Bethenny’s support. Luann has reverted to season one Luann this season. It’s not attractive. Luann doesn’t seem to remember who was at her Halloween cabaret. I […]
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