Big Brother is one of my favorite reality shows. I’ve watched almost every episode of every season and the live feeds. Yet when they show previous seasons on the live feeds I can’t for the life of me remember most of the people or who even won the season. This is even more true when […]
Bachelor In Paradise: Battle Of The Ken Dolls
I was excited about this show until it went to four hours a week. Now I am just trying to watch the final four hours and get it over with. I can’t quit now. Jordan is such a bad actor. Surely Jenna knows he is playing a part, right? Hopefully, Jenna is in on the […]
Bachelor In Paradise: Babies and Bawling
I can’t believe that Colton is really going to be The Bachelor. He’s unable to commit to anyone because he is not being his true self. I’m not sure whether or not he knows he is gay, but he is gay. He has to know this right? I broke up with a guy once who […]
Bachelor In Paradise: It’s All Over But The Crying
We start with Angela crying because Eric is going on a date with Cassandra. All of the girls are nervous because the guys have the roses this week. It’s almost time for the Colton and Tia breakup and I am wondering if he is going to come out on national television. I think that is […]
Bachelor In Paradise: A Briefcase Full Of Passion
The big stories this week are the two love triangles. One is Jordan, Jenna, Benoit. And the other is Joe, Kendall, Leo. Kendall finally realizes that Leo is a scuzzbucket, but Jenna seems to have a much more difficult time seeing the obvious. I now fully believe the allegations against Leo. Also, Annaleise is in […]
Bachelor In Paradise: Too Many Triangles
Can I just say that four hours of this crap a week is a bit much? And I am a fan of this shit show. I just noticed they have John sitting on the beach counting his stacks of money for his intro. Interesting. The good news that Jenna is over Jordan after is giant […]
Bachelor In Paradise: Let The Big Dogs Eat
Chris is a terrible liar. Chris is also the kind of asshole that tries to flip his mistakes around on the victim of his lies and manipulation. Krystal is too stupid to process what she witnessed which was Chris telling her he was still with Tia until Tia says she’s not interested in him and […]
Bachelor In Paradise: People Are NOT Afraid To Move The Cheese
It’s been an EXTREMELY busy day at Tamara Tattles today. I am going to try to get to the BIP recap ASAP though, even though nobody reads it because I am obsessed with this show. Update, I ran out of gas last night, my eyes were bleary from not having and breaks from the laptop. […]
Bachelor In Paradise: Becca Shows Up To Re-Dump Colton
The main storyline for the first part of this episode was the Becca-Colton-Tia-Chris quadrangle. Colton is still in love with Becca and tells Chris it is fine if he wants to date Tia. Tia immediately felt like she and Colton were back together after the romantic makeoutsesh on the yacht. Becca shows up in Paradise […]
Thoughts On Bachelor In Paradise Season Premiere!
I love this hilarious farce of a dating show and just seeing the fake scenes with doting mothers and crazy intro packages and tiny talking crabs on the sand makes me giggle. The only bad news is that there is no Ashley I. this season because she finally snagged Jared and they are getting married! […]