We are back in upstate New York at Luann’s roundhouse on the Hudson for tonight’s RHONY Recap. We’re mid-fight between Luann and Bethenny over Luann’s lack of appreciation for Bethenny’s support. Luann has reverted to season one Luann this season. It’s not attractive. Luann doesn’t seem to remember who was at her Halloween cabaret. I […]
RHONY Recap: Upstate Girls
On tonight’s RHONY Recap, the ladies are heading up to upstate New York to spend some time at Luann’s new house. Sonja often take a Jitney to the Hamptons. But for the trip upstate she is the only passenger in a luxurious van. There is TV and Internet and comfortable cars. I need to know […]
RHONY Recap: Shalloween
It’s time for another RHONY Recap! Tonight is going to be a doozey! Luann de Lesseps has a big Halloween performance. Clearly, she has been drinking on the down low at these events the entire time. She’s got a hearing in from of a Palm Beach judge for violating probation two weeks from tomorrow! It’s Halloween […]
RHONY Recap: Tears Of A Clown
Who is ready for another RHONY Recap? I’m not sure I am. We have way too many franchises of the housewives. I think that is the problem. The formulaic, misogynistic storylines are just way to apparent to everyone. And yet it’s women that are watching this garbage. This has been my issue for a long […]
RHONY Recap: Birds, Broads, And Breakups
On tonight’s RHONY Recap, a familiar face returns to the show and receives an over the top welcome. And the story about Ramona Singer’s behavior at a charity ball where she ditched Dorinda Medley and lied to Page Six makes the show. Ramona invited Dorinda to the Angel Ball, another charity event that is a […]
RHONY Recap: It’s Kind Of A Phone-Y Story
It’s time for another RHONY Recap. As we begin, Sonja Morgan is in a drunken spiral at Dorinda’s beautiful dinner table. Art Smith and the Bear Naked Chef have high-tailed it out of there. It’s all over but the crying. And of course someone will soon be sleeping with the fishes. I hope it is […]
Real Housewives Of New York Recap: Sleeping With The Fishes
Last week’s RHONY recap ended with Luann de Lesseps storming out of the dinner at the Wheatleigh Hotel without even finishing her filet mignon! And, it was all because she didn’t want to sleep in the fish room! That’s so very childish! Luann books a room at the Wheatleigh. Dorinda points out to Ramona that […]
Dorinda Medley Invites Fans Into Blue Stone Manor For Local Garden Club
From St Lucia to the Berkshires, if there is a housewife about, a Tamara Tattles spy will keep us in the loop. Here is a report from the Garden Club Tour at Blue Stone Manor yesterday from one of our numbers. It sounds like the rest of us missed out on a glorious day. The event […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: All The Countess’s Men
Right now some dudes in California are plundering around in my site because, we’re all moving to California! I am getting off the crappy hosting site that is Blue Host and moving on up to a deluxe apartment in the sky with Page.ly. Once I get settled in I am going to have to fix […]
Dorinda Medley: Cover Girl!
My TT spies in the Berkshires ( I know, right? I’m shocked myself!) informed me that the June issue of Berkshire Magazine arrived today and Dorinda Medley is on the cover! The cover story is all about her life and how she was born and bred in the Berkshires. The whole thing is a great […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Conch Blocked
YAY! We are back in the Turks and Caicos. Let’s hope this episode is as good as the last one! We are back where we left off with Ramona being a cunt satchel and deciding she wants everyone to go out for lunch after Bethenny has made lunch at the house for them. So very […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Sonja Island
Heather’s flat belly is awesome. Ramona and Bethenny sit down to talk about Sonja’s drinking. Things devolve into a conversation about how lonely they all are and how scary the unknown is. Ramona breaks down over Mario. Bethenny who is not a hugger, is already hugging and crying. Ramona goes on and on about how Mario […]
Real Housewives of New York: Room Motherfuckers
It’s time to begin the main trip of the season for Real Housewives of New York as they all head off to Turks and Caicos ! Seven women, one house, one scary island. But first we have to get through Luann’s fashion launch. I am not a fan of the line. What is it with […]
Real Housewives of New York Episode Discussion Forum
EDITED TO ADD: OOPS I AM SO UNPLUGGED I’VE FORGOTTEN MY SCHEDULE. IT’S RHOOC I won’t be recapping tonight. Hang on and I’ll put up a post for that show. THEN back to unplugged. Hey guys, I am going to remain mostly unplugged again tonight and will not be recapping the RHONY RHOOC live at […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: An Hour of Infomercials
Bethenny The ladies are going to a cupcake party decorating party at a cupcake store. This is Bethenny’s idea. the Skinnygirl versus Ramona’s Pinot starts right away. This is apparently a promotion for the cupcake store, and the women’s booze and yet another opportunity to discuss their vaginas and what they do with them publicly […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Pop of Color
We are back at the birthday party for Dorinda where Heather and Bethenny have both burst into tears after an argument. And just as suddenly as the tears came Bethenny has suddenly decided she wants to give Heather a hug. So they hug it out. Do you think Bethenny realized she was looking like a […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Birthday Bitches in the Berks
I’m sort of half sick with some chills and fever nonsense and my Internet access is sort of half functional AGAIN. So I am starting this about 40 minutes late. I will probably just check out Secrets and Wives or whatever Bravo is calling the Real Housewives of Long Island tomorrow. Anyway, let’s see if […]