Well, that didn’t take long. Just two days after we saw Peter get thrashed once again by Hannah Ann Sluss, and Chris Harrison then trotting out Madison Prewett, Peter has failed again. Well that was fast. The day after the finale where is snuggled up he Madison Prewett nearly giving poor beleagured Barb an anuerism […]
The Bachelor: Failing To Suceed
I do not talk about The Bachelor here at all because there are so many leaks that people know the ending before it even happens. I imagine there were few of them this season. This season was such a SHIT SHOW that I just have to comment on it. I just got off the phone […]
Peter Weber,The Bachelor Injured!
The third runner-up on The Bachelorette, Peter Weber suffered a serious injury as he fulfills his role filming the next season of The Bachelor on Monday. The Bachelor has been filming for a few weeks now and the remaining hopeful women were scheduled to meet Peter today in Costa Rica to film week five of […]
Is Colton Underwood Going To Come Out On The Bachelor Next Week?
Okay, I totally watch The Bachelor and I never recap it because the show is usually spoiled before it airs and I don’t want to know. So I am taking this risk with only one more week left because… OMG! WHAT IS GOING ON! Tonight was the hometown visit episodes. For those of you who […]
The Bachelor: After The Final Rose
We are live with the biggest douchebag in America on After the final rose! It was the breakup that shocked AMERICA! And I just have to watch. Excuse me for blowing off RHOA but y’all THIS IS IMPORTANT! Will Lauren take Arie back? It’s the most dramatic episode ever. I really should have eaten today. […]
The Bachelor: The Final Rose
I am way behind getting started on this and I’m only going to hit the highlights. I also just got off the phone with 911 and the po po is on the way to check out the house next door to if it is being broken into. So far, no cops. Because, ghetto. Thanks not […]
The Bachelor: The Women Tell All
I am just going to make a shortish recap about this. I do not usually, but I feel like this is going to be good. The reason I don’t recap this show is that there are plenty of sites that spoil the winner during filming. SO IF YOU KNOW WHO ARIE PICKS, PLEASE DO NOT […]
Nick Viall and Vanessa Grimaldi Announce The Wedding Is Off
It’s apparently a great week to announce a breakup. I blame the solar eclipse. I know I have been a hot mess since then, but it was probably the day drinking. I am either madly in love with my new and old friends or being a giant cunt. There is no in between and apparently […]
Former Bachelor Chris Soules Arrested After Fatal Car Accident
UPDATE: The 911 call that Chris Soules made from the accident site has been released. The proves that Chris did call 911 from the scene of the accident and attempted to render aid. The victim of the accident was unconscious at the time and CPR was rendered apparently by another witness to the accident. The […]
The Bachelor Finale: Who Did Nick Choose?
Well, that was predictable. So Nick picked Vanessa and she said yes. Vanessa plans to move to the US to be with Nick. But she hasn’t yet. I wonder how much time off from work she got? I mean she had to be off for quite a while to film, but that was probably in […]
The Bachelor Discussion
I just can’t do this ridiculous show without you guys, tonight. It’s been a super stressful day and I am just ready for mindless stupidity. And that is what Nick is good for. Unless you believe Raven who is on cloud nine after her overnight and said that “Nick is very good at what he […]
The Bachelor: The Bang Cards
This is not a recap. I just want a spot to talk to y’all about how big of a douchenozzle Nick is. We are down to four. He has to send someone home before the bang cards are given out. Before he eliminates one, Andi Dorfman arrives to give him her blessing on banging whoever […]
Nick Viall Is A Horrible Bachelor
There is a spoiler at the end of this story. Not about who wins, but about who goes home next. Proceed at your own risk. It was IMPOSSIBLE for me to miss tonight. Please don’t discuss any other spoilers in comments. If you do not know what a spoiler is, please to not post a […]
Juan Pablo. Has there ever been a bigger douchebag of a Bachelor?
I am not recapping RHOBH on time tonight because I just have to watch this train wreck of a show. This is by far the worst/best season ever. The season with Ben was pretty bad in a similar way. I didn’t really get into the the Sean and whatshername episode last season with the whole […]
UPDATED: Shayne Lamas Is NOT In a Coma, Loses Baby
UPDATE: Lorenzo Lamas says his daughter Shayne was never in a coma and is awake and stable. She is aware she lost the baby and is very upset but is expected to recover. I thought TMZ’s report of her in a coma, not breathing on her own, followed by “doctors expect a full recovery” […]