Jennelle Jenelle, the current sperm donor and their brood have moved into the new house. Sort of. When Jenelle goes to pick up David’s daughter with the donut, David calls and Kaiser throws a wingdinger because he didn’t get to talk to David. He’s clearly very attached to him which it going to make the […]
Teen Mom 2 Lips Don’t Lie
Jenelle So correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t Jenelle just have a baby? And she immediately parcels out all of the kids to go on a romantic trip to the mountains with Baby Daddy 3? I’m already irritated and we are like thirty seconds in to the episode. At least we get to see […]
Teen Mom 2: Tough Proposals
Jenelle This pregnant couple is basically homeless at this point. They are staying at a temporary rental that is fully furnished until their new house is finished. The old place allegedly had mold. I suspect production is putting them up in the interim. The baby will be coming before the new house is ready. Excellent […]
Teen Mom 2: Going Down That Route
Briana Y’all must not have watched Briana’s season because last week you could not have cared less about her. But I found her family quite interesting in that season. Briana seemed like the smartest one in her family. This week Briana finds out that the father of her baby, Lou is cheating on her and […]
Teen Mom 2 Is Back!
I was watching this thinking “I can’t wait for Becky J’s recap!” Then I realized this is another series and she hasn’t signed up for it. So rather than do a real recap I just want to give up a place to talk about it. Chelsea is still happy as a clam with her man […]
Teen Mom OG: Truth Be Told
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Farrah Farrah and her family (plus gross Simon) are still on vacation in Key West. Her mom’s fiance David is ignoring her, probably in an attempt to avoid a nasty confrontation about how her personality sucks. So, we know that’s coming. Later, Simon, Farrah her mom and Sophia go to […]
Teen Mom OG: We Are Family
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Amber Gary is mowing his new lawn with a tractor in preparation to host an Easter egg hunt for all the kids. I think this is a nice idea. They are apparently having some sort of big mid-week Easter celebration together since Amber doesn’t have Leah that weekend. Amber and […]
Teen Mom OG: Friday the Thirteenth
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Catelynn Cate and Tyler are researching daycare/preschools for Nova in preparation for Catelynn’s trip to New York to do press for the show. They take Nova to visit their top choice facility and it’s super cute. Nova seems to like it, too. The lady seems very knowledgeable, throwing around preschool […]
Teen Mom OG: Love in La La Land
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Well, all the TMOG assholes are back from Puerto Rico this week. After a long weekend of binge drinking, getting sunburnt and crying on camera, they’re home binge drinking, crying on camera and pretending to run companies. Amber We start with Amber complaining about how she missed a weekend with […]
Teen Mom OG: Making Waves
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Some serious crazy went down with Amber and Matt since the last episode of TMOG, so I kinda feel like this whole week has been one big show. In case you missed it, you can read about what a sleazebag Matt is here. Catelynn Breaking news—Nova is wearing pants! Also […]
Court Rules Barbara Evans Will Retain Primary Custody of Jace
Janelle Evans dropped her petition for custody in a North Carolina courtroom yesterday, and as soon as court was over, Janelle was giving an interview to E! trash talking Barbara. Because, Jenelle. Janelle agreed to a mediation plan with a formal co-parenting agreement that outlines Jenelle’s visitation days. The plan is pretty much the standard […]
Teen Mom OG: Viva Las Vegas
By Guest Contributor Becky J. The main course of this week’s TMOG was Amber’s (now ex-fiance) Matt acting like an immature, selfish prick at his fake friends’ fake wedding in Vegas. The appetizer was a bunch of stupid clothing companies and Farrah’s ridiculous hypnotherapy. For dessert, we were treated to a nasty rumor that Ryan […]
Teen Mom OG: The Forever Knot
By Guest Contributor Becky J. There was just one episode of Teen Mom OG this week, but it was A LOT. The parents of the teen moms and dads came off looking like a bunch of wack-jobs, which helps us understand how these folks ended up pregnant at 16. It also made me feel really […]
Teen Mom OG Double Shot: Blue Christmas and Let’s Try to Get Along
By Guest Contributor Becky J. In my opinion, Teen Mom OG is best consumed in a binge, so I’m thrilled that there were two new episodes and a hefty dose of aftershow this week. Farrah The show opens with Farrah hosting an event at her furniture store in Austin. It’s for realtors because she stages […]
Teen Mom OG Double Shot: Hello Again World! and Teen Mom OG
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Teen Mom OG is the TV equivalent of crack. It gives me a quick and dirty rush and leaves me feeling gross when it’s over. Then I swear I’ll never do it again, only to find myself watching it again. So, when I missed Teen Mom OG last week it […]
Teen Mom OG: A Fresh Start
By Guest Contributor Becky J. My addiction to trashy TV knows no bottom. I’ve been obsessed with Teen Mom since the very beginning. I was already 30ish and still years from being a mom in 2009 when the show started, but I knew crazy, so I could still relate. Years later, it’s even more nuts […]
Teen Mom 2: Ready or Not! Cherries and Flowers!
I’m back to get us caught up on the last two episodes of Teen Mom before the finale. Daintyfeets had some personal matters arise she needed to attend to. I swear, 2017 is not being any kinder to folks than 2016. Sending out positive thoughts to all dealing with drama. So I am back to […]
Teen Mom 2: Low Blows
By DaintyFeets Chelsea’s segment starts us off this week. We get it, Chelsea is cute; Cole is cute; Aubree really is cute. However, I can barely stand listening to these two “adults” talk baby talk. I would say they do it out of excitement for the new baby and what they are experiencing now, but […]
Wait! Kailyn Lowry Is Pregnant?
Okay, I don’t like to talk about people’s weight, but I’m going to because I need y’all to walk me through my feelings. As I understand it, on Teen Mom 2 the main cause of Kail and Javi’s divorce was that Kail had a miscarriage and Javi had some misplaced anger toward Kail about losing […]
Teen Mom: I Don’t Wanna Talk About It
The weather in the ATL was super dreary today. I’m not sure I can keep myself awake long enough to recap RHOBH tonight. Hopefully, I will get a second wind, but I am really worn out from yesterday. I’m just mentally exhausted. Jenelle It seems as though Jenelle is going on another vacation. This time […]
Teen Mom: Last To Know
I’m two episodes behind, once again but I just wanted to chat with you briefly about Teen Mom. It looks like I might have missed an episode or I opened these in the wrong order. I have to tape reruns at odd hours. It looks like a missed an episode with a big fight between Javi […]
Teen Mom 2: Privacy Please
With everything going on in the world these days, Teem Mom 2 seems like a happy show. How odd is that? I basically like seeing the donut. And I want to see Javi and Isaac. In real time Teen Mom news, Chelsea had a baby boy, and Jenelle had a baby girl just one […]
Teen Mom 2: A New Arrival & And A Planned Departure
Once again I am two episodes behind on Teen Mom 2. I really need a break from the news, so I am going to get caught up on my usual “day off.” I’m going to at least hit the highlights, and then hopefully my On Demand will be fully restored after not one but two […]
Teen Mom: Two Episode Catch Up
Teen Mom airs again tonight, and there is way too much on for me to ever watch this show on time. Tonight we have two hours of Vanderpump Rules, Two hours of The Bachelor and two hours of Celebrity Apprentice. I hate how everything comes on the same night. Much like Dances Moms, I can’t seem […]
Teen Mom: Wedding Is Off, The Non Engagement Is Off Too
Farrah Once again Farrah is going to drag a fake boyfriend to her TV therapist Dr. Jenn. That season of Couples Therapy with Farrah was the worst Dr. Jenn has ever looked on TV. And that is saying something. She coddled her despite the fact she knew she hired a fake boyfriend so she could […]
Teen Mom OG Triple Play Recap!
I am three episodes behind on Teen Mom because there is so much going on. I am watching an episode now that is about Tyler and Catelynn visiting Carly and now the adoptive parents do not want her on TV or discussed on the show now that she is getting older. We have been down […]
Teen Mom OG: Tweet, Tweet!
Welcome back, the few, the embarrassed the Teen Mom fans. And thanks to the brave souls that actually comment on these posts. I feel like most of us watched this a million years ago when it all started and now, we just can’t stop watching the trainwreck. But first, Janelle has officially copped to being […]
Teen Mom OG: HePut A Ring On It
I was just searching for Teen Mom OG posts to pull tags and it occurred to me I never recapped this show before. I have no idea why they felt the need to start me off with two shows in one night but I’m going to do a quickie recap of both shows together. I […]
New Photo of A Pregnant Jenelle Evans?
Someone sent me this photo claiming it was from today. I have no idea where it came from. That said the whole family was together for the Fourth this weekend. And those four wall hangings in the back ground are a quite recent addition. In case you missed the first post about this, go […]
The Internet Is Wondering: Is Janelle Evans Pregnant AGAIN?
Okay, here’s the situation. Janelle does a lot of stupid things on the Internet. And I was sent a photo where people are speculating that she is pregnant. I didn’t want to post the photo or make the whole Pregnant or Fat question. Because, fat shaming. And she is certainly not fat in the photo […]
Teen Mom 2 FInale Recap: Part One and Part Two
Leah It seems like Jeremy has moved to Ohio with his girlfriend Brooke and there is not a whole lot of visitation happening. Leah says that Jeremy says that he got fired from his job for asking for time off to come to the reunion filming. And yet, he still did not come. None of […]
Teen Mom Finale Recap: Gone Fishing
I really do not want to be recapping anything on this incredibly heartbreaking day. However, I really need to take a break from CNN and I think just watching something right now would let my mind drift back to the horrible news. I’m hoping I can focus on the recap and get an hour of […]
Teen Mom 2 : Four Hospitals And a Pig’s Birthday Party
Chelsea If you are thinking about getting a pig, because, why not? Please note that the cute little piglet has turned into a giant, ugly fartsack of a pig in one year. The pig has a birthday party and they give him fruit and whipped cream. This is a bad idea. I’ll leave it at […]