I posted a late night update on the latest drama by Jenelle as she and David head to the Teen Mom Reunion earlier. If you missed that, check it out here. I wanted to know what the episode after she displayed even more gross parental negligence and abuse than usual would entail so I am […]
Teen Mom 2: Double Episode Catch Up
I haven’t been able to record Teen Mom 2 lately due to scheduling problems. I thought I would do a quick recap to catch up. The first episode I missed is finally on Demand, so I’ll hit the highlights of that before recapping the second one that did record. Leah Leah has is in Greenville, […]
Teen Mom 2: Winter In Summer
I feel like I have missed another episode of this show. At least last night they put up a late night rerun so I can get caught up. Briana We start with Briana looking quite unwell. He sister Brittany has decided to get her snack on with a bag of gummy bears rather than lift […]
Teen Mom 2: Swiping And Griping
I wasn’t able to record the episode before this one because the ratings for this show are so bad that MTV would rather run very old episodes of Catfish rather than give this show a midnight or one am replay. I went On Demand and the previous episode is missing from there as well. I […]
Teen Mom 2: Playing Family Picnic
Kail It seems like Kail suddenly thinks Javi is just great when she realizes that putting a PFA on him will cause her to lose her free babysitter. This will last until Javi files for child support from Kail. Kail is painting a bedroom. Presumably for the nursery. Doesn’t she know that pregnant women should […]
Teen Mom 2: On The Hunt
I’m behind on some of the less read recaps this week because there were multiple technical issues on the site that needed my attention. The bottom line is, I’m going to need my own private server. Which is good news, because that means the site is doing very well, but it’s also expensive and scary […]
Teen Mom 2: MotherDucker
Kailyn Somehow, Janelle of all people found out that Kailyn was pregnant and decided to tweet Kailyn congratulations. Jenelle said she heard it from the crew, which makes sense, but Kailyn doesn’t believe that. I’m sure she will blame Javi for this. Kailyn writes a blog announcing her pregnancy and talking about how people went […]
Teen Mom 2: Unfinished Sentences
Jennelle Jenelle, the current sperm donor and their brood have moved into the new house. Sort of. When Jenelle goes to pick up David’s daughter with the donut, David calls and Kaiser throws a wingdinger because he didn’t get to talk to David. He’s clearly very attached to him which it going to make the […]
Teen Mom 2 Lips Don’t Lie
Jenelle So correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t Jenelle just have a baby? And she immediately parcels out all of the kids to go on a romantic trip to the mountains with Baby Daddy 3? I’m already irritated and we are like thirty seconds in to the episode. At least we get to see […]
Teen Mom 2: Tough Proposals
Jenelle This pregnant couple is basically homeless at this point. They are staying at a temporary rental that is fully furnished until their new house is finished. The old place allegedly had mold. I suspect production is putting them up in the interim. The baby will be coming before the new house is ready. Excellent […]
Teen Mom 2: Going Down That Route
Briana Y’all must not have watched Briana’s season because last week you could not have cared less about her. But I found her family quite interesting in that season. Briana seemed like the smartest one in her family. This week Briana finds out that the father of her baby, Lou is cheating on her and […]
Teen Mom 2 Is Back!
I was watching this thinking “I can’t wait for Becky J’s recap!” Then I realized this is another series and she hasn’t signed up for it. So rather than do a real recap I just want to give up a place to talk about it. Chelsea is still happy as a clam with her man […]
Teen Mom OG: Truth Be Told
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Farrah Farrah and her family (plus gross Simon) are still on vacation in Key West. Her mom’s fiance David is ignoring her, probably in an attempt to avoid a nasty confrontation about how her personality sucks. So, we know that’s coming. Later, Simon, Farrah her mom and Sophia go to […]
Teen Mom OG: We Are Family
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Amber Gary is mowing his new lawn with a tractor in preparation to host an Easter egg hunt for all the kids. I think this is a nice idea. They are apparently having some sort of big mid-week Easter celebration together since Amber doesn’t have Leah that weekend. Amber and […]
Teen Mom OG: Friday the Thirteenth
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Catelynn Cate and Tyler are researching daycare/preschools for Nova in preparation for Catelynn’s trip to New York to do press for the show. They take Nova to visit their top choice facility and it’s super cute. Nova seems to like it, too. The lady seems very knowledgeable, throwing around preschool […]
Teen Mom OG: Love in La La Land
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Well, all the TMOG assholes are back from Puerto Rico this week. After a long weekend of binge drinking, getting sunburnt and crying on camera, they’re home binge drinking, crying on camera and pretending to run companies. Amber We start with Amber complaining about how she missed a weekend with […]
Teen Mom OG: Making Waves
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Some serious crazy went down with Amber and Matt since the last episode of TMOG, so I kinda feel like this whole week has been one big show. In case you missed it, you can read about what a sleazebag Matt is here. Catelynn Breaking news—Nova is wearing pants! Also […]
Court Rules Barbara Evans Will Retain Primary Custody of Jace
Janelle Evans dropped her petition for custody in a North Carolina courtroom yesterday, and as soon as court was over, Janelle was giving an interview to E! trash talking Barbara. Because, Jenelle. Janelle agreed to a mediation plan with a formal co-parenting agreement that outlines Jenelle’s visitation days. The plan is pretty much the standard […]
Teen Mom OG: Viva Las Vegas
By Guest Contributor Becky J. The main course of this week’s TMOG was Amber’s (now ex-fiance) Matt acting like an immature, selfish prick at his fake friends’ fake wedding in Vegas. The appetizer was a bunch of stupid clothing companies and Farrah’s ridiculous hypnotherapy. For dessert, we were treated to a nasty rumor that Ryan […]
Teen Mom OG: The Forever Knot
By Guest Contributor Becky J. There was just one episode of Teen Mom OG this week, but it was A LOT. The parents of the teen moms and dads came off looking like a bunch of wack-jobs, which helps us understand how these folks ended up pregnant at 16. It also made me feel really […]
Teen Mom OG Double Shot: Blue Christmas and Let’s Try to Get Along
By Guest Contributor Becky J. In my opinion, Teen Mom OG is best consumed in a binge, so I’m thrilled that there were two new episodes and a hefty dose of aftershow this week. Farrah The show opens with Farrah hosting an event at her furniture store in Austin. It’s for realtors because she stages […]
Teen Mom OG Double Shot: Hello Again World! and Teen Mom OG
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Teen Mom OG is the TV equivalent of crack. It gives me a quick and dirty rush and leaves me feeling gross when it’s over. Then I swear I’ll never do it again, only to find myself watching it again. So, when I missed Teen Mom OG last week it […]
Teen Mom OG: A Fresh Start
By Guest Contributor Becky J. My addiction to trashy TV knows no bottom. I’ve been obsessed with Teen Mom since the very beginning. I was already 30ish and still years from being a mom in 2009 when the show started, but I knew crazy, so I could still relate. Years later, it’s even more nuts […]
Teen Mom 2: Ready or Not! Cherries and Flowers!
I’m back to get us caught up on the last two episodes of Teen Mom before the finale. Daintyfeets had some personal matters arise she needed to attend to. I swear, 2017 is not being any kinder to folks than 2016. Sending out positive thoughts to all dealing with drama. So I am back to […]
Teen Mom 2: Low Blows
By DaintyFeets Chelsea’s segment starts us off this week. We get it, Chelsea is cute; Cole is cute; Aubree really is cute. However, I can barely stand listening to these two “adults” talk baby talk. I would say they do it out of excitement for the new baby and what they are experiencing now, but […]
Wait! Kailyn Lowry Is Pregnant?
Okay, I don’t like to talk about people’s weight, but I’m going to because I need y’all to walk me through my feelings. As I understand it, on Teen Mom 2 the main cause of Kail and Javi’s divorce was that Kail had a miscarriage and Javi had some misplaced anger toward Kail about losing […]
Teen Mom: I Don’t Wanna Talk About It
The weather in the ATL was super dreary today. I’m not sure I can keep myself awake long enough to recap RHOBH tonight. Hopefully, I will get a second wind, but I am really worn out from yesterday. I’m just mentally exhausted. Jenelle It seems as though Jenelle is going on another vacation. This time […]
Teen Mom: Last To Know
I’m two episodes behind, once again but I just wanted to chat with you briefly about Teen Mom. It looks like I might have missed an episode or I opened these in the wrong order. I have to tape reruns at odd hours. It looks like a missed an episode with a big fight between Javi […]
Teen Mom 2: Privacy Please
With everything going on in the world these days, Teem Mom 2 seems like a happy show. How odd is that? I basically like seeing the donut. And I want to see Javi and Isaac. In real time Teen Mom news, Chelsea had a baby boy, and Jenelle had a baby girl just one […]
Teen Mom 2: A New Arrival & And A Planned Departure
Once again I am two episodes behind on Teen Mom 2. I really need a break from the news, so I am going to get caught up on my usual “day off.” I’m going to at least hit the highlights, and then hopefully my On Demand will be fully restored after not one but two […]
Teen Mom: Two Episode Catch Up
Teen Mom airs again tonight, and there is way too much on for me to ever watch this show on time. Tonight we have two hours of Vanderpump Rules, Two hours of The Bachelor and two hours of Celebrity Apprentice. I hate how everything comes on the same night. Much like Dances Moms, I can’t seem […]
Teen Mom: Wedding Is Off, The Non Engagement Is Off Too
Farrah Once again Farrah is going to drag a fake boyfriend to her TV therapist Dr. Jenn. That season of Couples Therapy with Farrah was the worst Dr. Jenn has ever looked on TV. And that is saying something. She coddled her despite the fact she knew she hired a fake boyfriend so she could […]
Teen Mom OG Triple Play Recap!
I am three episodes behind on Teen Mom because there is so much going on. I am watching an episode now that is about Tyler and Catelynn visiting Carly and now the adoptive parents do not want her on TV or discussed on the show now that she is getting older. We have been down […]