We start with Ryan having a hissy fit about Maci. Ryan’s mom says there is still a lot of stuff that goes on between Maci and Ryan that nobody knows about. Ryan is glassy-eye and dipping into a bottle. He’s high and hostile. He finally agrees to go out on stage with his parents but […]

Well it is time for the finale of this trainwreck. I’m addicted and kind of wish it would just tape year round. I know it is wrong. I feel like we should not even be watching this. But I’ve been in it so long I just can’t turn away. All three of these girls have […]

I really like Teen Mom and I’m frustrated that it is already time for another episode and I haven’t done this one yet. It’s been a super busy week at Tamara Tattles and mostly in a good way. There has been a new pop up issue the past couple of days and my ad agency […]

Maci Maci is back from Nicaragua and we get the airport scene of the family reuniting. I doubt we will get much info on Naked & Afraid. I hope I don’t miss the episode but I had to take the show off my DVR because they channel was running three one hour repeats as one […]

It’s the episode we’ve been waiting for, but you wouldn’t know from the episode guide where Farrah is not mentioned at all. Catelynn I’m not sure why Catelynn goes to rehab in Tuscon. It’s a beautiful place but it is hot AF in the summer time.  Poor Tyler just wanted to camp out in the […]

Maci Maci goes to the doctor to discuss her Polycystic Ovary Syndrome and the irritability that comes along with it. I’m spare you the details. She chooses not to do the surgery or the medication and just tough it out. Mack and Ryan think their wedding was just so much fun! These two are super slow. […]

Well, before we get started tonight. I might as well tell you guys here that Jenelle and David have been getting a lot of negative press. First of all on the day of the school shooting in Parkland, Jenelle posts a photo of herself with some kind of rifle. I didn’t see it so not […]

Maci It’s Halloween and Maci and Taylor have agreed to take all of the kids trick-or-treat like they always do going first to her parents neighborhood with Ryan’s parents (and this year with Ryan and Mack and her kid) and then to Ryan’s parents neighborhood. Ryan’s parents texted her that they are down with that […]

Farrah We are back in Positano,Italy, where Farrah is planning Michael’s proposal at Grotta dello Smeraldo, named for the emerald green light inside. This will be the location of the proposal. Farrah reminds us that money is also green. Because, Farrah. The next day they take a convertible and then a small boat to  Conca dei Marini. […]

Farrah The bad news is that we have to talk about Farrah. The good news is that she and her family are in Italy. She is hanging out with Michael and Amy and Debra is off by herself. Later, Farrah and Sophia go to lunch with Debra. Oh the have to make their own gnocchi. […]

Catelynn I suffer from anxiety and depression, so it is interesting to me how Catelynn manages to motivate for things like going to the VMAs in LA and leaving her kids behind with Tyler. And yet, here she is in sunny California. I mean on the one hand it is good for her to get […]

Farrah I don’t really know where Farrah lives anymore. I do know that she bought a house in Arizona and a house in LA and sold them both at a loss at some point. Currently, she’s in LA with Sophia and Sophia is getting a surfing lesson. It looks like it is Wednesday.  We are […]

Farrah Farrah is finally back from filming Big Brother UK and everyone is oddly glad to see her. Farrah is hatching a plan to take the family to Italy to get her mother away from her fiance David. Farrah really, really hates David. Farrah talks to her kid about whether are not they should let […]

It’s time to check in with Teen Mom OG again. It’s sort of sad what this show has become but I can’t stop watching. I have to know what disaster comes next. It’s become a morbid fascination. Amber Since she threw Matt out last week, he has been staying at a hotel until they go […]

For some reason this week, Teen Mom OG pooted out two episodes on one night. So I am just going to do them both together in one super long post. Amber Episode two starts of with Matt claiming he did nothing wrong and wondering why Amber has just called off the engagement. Really, Matt? I’m […]

Teen Mom OG has started and I am just now getting to it. I also have MDLLA piled up on my DVR. I am trying to get to them as my health allows. I am excited to see what this season of Teen Mom has in store for us! Ugh but before we get to […]

By Guest Contributor Becky J. Farrah Farrah and her family (plus gross Simon) are still on vacation in Key West. Her mom’s fiance David is ignoring her, probably in an attempt to avoid a nasty confrontation about how her personality sucks. So, we know that’s coming. Later, Simon, Farrah her mom and Sophia go to […]

By Guest Contributor Becky J. Amber Gary is mowing his new lawn with a tractor in preparation to host an Easter egg hunt for all the kids. I think this is a nice idea. They are apparently having some sort of big mid-week Easter celebration together since Amber doesn’t have Leah that weekend. Amber and […]

By Guest Contributor Becky J. Catelynn Cate and Tyler are researching daycare/preschools for Nova in preparation for Catelynn’s trip to New York to do press for the show. They take Nova to visit their top choice facility and it’s super cute. Nova seems to like it, too. The lady seems very knowledgeable, throwing around preschool […]

By Guest Contributor Becky J. Well, all the TMOG assholes are back from Puerto Rico this week. After a long weekend of binge drinking, getting sunburnt and crying on camera, they’re home binge drinking, crying on camera and pretending to run companies. Amber We start with Amber complaining about how she missed a weekend with […]

By Guest Contributor Becky J. Some serious crazy went down with Amber and Matt since the last episode of TMOG, so I kinda feel like this whole week has been one big show. In case you missed it, you can read about what a sleazebag Matt is here. Catelynn Breaking news—Nova is wearing pants! Also […]

By Guest Contributor Becky J. The main course of this week’s TMOG was Amber’s (now ex-fiance) Matt acting like an immature, selfish prick at his fake friends’ fake wedding in Vegas. The appetizer was a bunch of stupid clothing companies and Farrah’s ridiculous hypnotherapy. For dessert, we were treated to a nasty rumor that Ryan […]

By Guest Contributor Becky J. There was just one episode of Teen Mom OG this week, but it was A LOT. The parents of the teen moms and dads came off looking like a bunch of wack-jobs, which helps us understand how these folks ended up pregnant at 16. It also made me feel really […]