I was surprised to learn that I’d be Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap for part two of the reunion tonight instead of next Monday. I wonder why RHONY is not on this week? Personally, I am thrilled about the break from recapping that crap. 🙂 Let’s get to the one on one with Jean-Luc! It […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Reunion Part 1
Tonight, it is finally time for the Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap of the reunion! I doubt we will get too much of the interesting stuff until part two. But you never know…Â Alli, Sydney and Dani all look a lot different to me and not in a good way. Alli looks like a whole […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Last Call For Parsifal!
It’s time for the finale and tonight’s Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap will just take us one step closer to the reunion. All we want to know his what Jean Luc has to say about being a father. So let’s get throw the last recap where the guests are other yachties. The yachties are loving […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: No Shirt, No Clue Big Problems
There is a corner store in my hood where I go to pay too much for beer. I recently tried walking there and that didn’t work too well. I posted about that but I can’t seem to find the post. Anyway, there is one guy who works there that says “Good Morning” to me everytime […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Nip And Slide
Every day during Covid feels like a Monday, but for some reason, actual Mondays are even more Mondayish than others. My Below Deck Sailing Yacht recaps feel like a huge hurdle and sometimes I just can’t get to them. But tonight, we get to learn about Jean Luc’s STDs. I mean, how can we not […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: A Total Ship Show
Y’all. I don’t know what is wrong with my sleeping but I seem to have narcolepsy. I was trying to convince myself I didn’t need to do the this recap and could go back to another lengthy sleep session. All I want to do it sleep. I have to get it together to go waddle […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Crash, Boom, Bang!
This Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap is coming to you live from my bedroom! I keep forgetting I have another DVR in here which is much needed on Sunday nights and Monday nights. I don’t like being away from Banjo but maybe he will come join me soon. Tonight’s episode is full of drama. The […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Knotty, Knotty
I’m going to try to get this Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap done. However, the weather here has been hellish for days and is supposed to be hellish again tomorrow. It’s been dark outside all day! Thunderstorm warnings, tornado watches. Crap. As I am trying this we just got another huge thunderstorm warning. It looks […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: The Scorning After
Once again, I slept through Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap time last night. But Banjo refused to let me sleep through American Idol or The Voice. My TV is on all the time and when two things are taping at once, the TV changes channels on its own and kind of wakes me up. Banjo […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Throuple Trouble
So for calling in mentally unwell and being a bit late for tonight’s Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap. But I am ready to go tonight for the second airing! Despite a giant tree falling and destroying my fence and my neighbors shed and almost hitting their house. Today’s place is a wasp nest right by […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Barrie’d Alive
Last night was my sing to Banjo night and it was two hours of American Idol (I learned the lyrics to Watermelon Sugar the millionth time the duets sang the song) and two hours of The Voice. This lead to a lot of wine drinking (I’m officially out of wine) and a bit of drunk […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Smoldering Secrets
It’s time to check in with the horny new crew on the latest Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap. They wake up after their first night off with serious hangovers and fuzzy memories of the night before. I get the feeling that a lot of you are not watching this season. Why not? This season looks […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Nookie Mistake
So sorry for the delay in this Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap. The comments sections have taken up a lot of time this week. Lots of comments and we all sort of cranky. I’m feeling a lot less bitchy today, so hopefully the temperature in the comments sections will decrease as well as the melodramatic, […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Running On Fumes
Below Deck Sailing Yacht has returned with an all new crew for what looks to be a feisty new season. I am finally ready to get the first Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap underway! Right away, Gary shows his ass, literally, and let’s us know he’s going to try to fuck anything that moves. He […]