Once again, I slept through Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap time last night. But Banjo refused to let me sleep through American Idol or The Voice. My TV is on all the time and when two things are taping at once, the TV changes channels on its own and kind of wakes me up. Banjo […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Throuple Trouble
So for calling in mentally unwell and being a bit late for tonight’s Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap. But I am ready to go tonight for the second airing! Despite a giant tree falling and destroying my fence and my neighbors shed and almost hitting their house. Today’s place is a wasp nest right by […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Barrie’d Alive
Last night was my sing to Banjo night and it was two hours of American Idol (I learned the lyrics to Watermelon Sugar the millionth time the duets sang the song) and two hours of The Voice. This lead to a lot of wine drinking (I’m officially out of wine) and a bit of drunk […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Smoldering Secrets
It’s time to check in with the horny new crew on the latest Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap. They wake up after their first night off with serious hangovers and fuzzy memories of the night before. I get the feeling that a lot of you are not watching this season. Why not? This season looks […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Nookie Mistake
So sorry for the delay in this Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap. The comments sections have taken up a lot of time this week. Lots of comments and we all sort of cranky. I’m feeling a lot less bitchy today, so hopefully the temperature in the comments sections will decrease as well as the melodramatic, […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Running On Fumes
Below Deck Sailing Yacht has returned with an all new crew for what looks to be a feisty new season. I am finally ready to get the first Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap underway! Right away, Gary shows his ass, literally, and let’s us know he’s going to try to fuck anything that moves. He […]