I just woke up. It was a fitful day of sleep. At one point, I was dreaming that I was doing a recap in my sleep and was trying to wake myself up because it was really hard to type while lying down and I was make lots of typos. (What else is new, I […]
RHOBH Recap: Silence Is Golden
It’s Wednesday and that means it is time for me to freak out about having three recaps in one night. Well tonight there are way more recap-worthy shows I want to do. RHOBH, RHOSLC, Survivor, TAR, Married At First Sight (that I have given up on trying to recap), The Masked Singer that I can’t […]
RHOBH Recap: We Need To Talk About Kathy
To be honest, there are times when I am irritated that I have to watch some dumb Bravo show before a better show that I really want to watch. Well, that is not the case tonight boys and girls. Today I am already doing setups for tonight’s RHOBH Recap at 3:45 p.m. I am literally […]
RHOBH Recap: Rocky Mountain Bye
STonight I cannot afford to dilly dally with this RHOBH Recap because once again he has tacked WWHL with Erika and He Who Shall Not Be Named on it. I have no desire to watch it and it is screwing my ability to tape the finale of AGT. So the plan is to be done […]
RHOBH Recap: The Girl With The Diamond Earrings
So, I totally forgot it was Wednesday night. So much to recap. I will try to stay awake long enough to do a quick RHOBH recap because they are still in Aspen and this is going to get good. Big Brother and RHODubai reunion will likely have to wait. Sorry. I’m doing the best I […]
RHOBH Recap: Altitude Adjustment
Sorry, I slept through triple recap Wednesday! I’ve actually fallen asleep during RHOBH and the Dubai reunion at least two times. But, I am sitting up now and going to bang out a RHOBH recap add just a few words on Dubai, because I don’t have much to say about that really. It was good. […]
RHOBH Recap: Disco Inferno
It’s Three recap Wednesday and I am way behind. I tried to do Instacart today now that my new card is working and that took forever. I slept later than I should on Wednesday. Also, I am very behind on emails so apologies if I haven’t responded yet. I need to focus on getting this […]
Friday Random New Updates
First of all this was going to be my Friday post about the Big Brother Exit interviews that come out on Fridays. Daniel just says the same thing over and over. “I was lied to.” “I let my emotions get the best of me in the game.” “I just found out that Paloma is the […]
RHOBH Recap: Shameless Not Ruthless
Welcome to TRIPLE RECAP WEDNESDAY! I am going to try to do all three but we shall see how it goes. I did get a TON of sleep last night so that is good. First up is the RHOBH recap. This is BY FAR the most popular recap. So it wasn’t an easy decision not […]
I LOVE Sutton: But I Cannot Defend This Look!
I am not in a good headspace and so I am just dinking around watching Youtubes and such as I wind down for bed. I am going to need someone to send some face powder to Up and Adam because all I can see now is the white tip on his nose. And also because […]
RHOBH Recap: The Weight of Words
It’s another triple recap night for me, and I’m going to do my best while trying not to stress about how long it might take. I’m sleeping a lot, and continuing to get some feeling back in my legs. I don’t have to hang on to the walls to get around anymore! Thanks for all […]
RHOBH Recap: So You Say
So I clearly picked the worst episode of the season to skip my RHOBH recap. I was unable to watch it until the next day. And I was disgusted. I don’t think I can ever see Kyle the same way again and she’s always been my favorite. I must of posted in comments every five […]
RHOBH Recap: It Takes A Villian
Well, Bravo has “updated” their website and it SUCKS. I may not have any photos from this actual episode for this RHOBH recap. I’ve been working on them for 20 minutes and they are all unusable. I am still working on them. It’s kind of a disaster. My brain is barely functioning. I can’t deal […]
RHOBH Recap: Ship-Faced
Since I am the last person on earth to see this, and it seems y’all were not impressed, I am going to try to make this RHOBH recap as short possible. We begin back in Mexico. I’m just praying we all make it out of Mexico without any intestinal issues. I am trying really hard […]
RHOBH Recap: High Cries And Misty Demeanors
Good morning! I was harder than usual to force myself to wake up at the ripe old hour of 8 pm to do a RHOBH recap. I honestly cannot take more any more of Crystal beating the same dead horse. What’s it been for episodes now? Not even Dorit’s “poor pitiful me act” can drown […]
RHOBH Recap: In Hot Water
Good grief, is this RHOBH recap going to be more of Crystal trying to get everyone to turn on Sutton for saying something “dark” that she won’t actually mention and that she swears she and Sutton have cleared the air about? Leave Sutton alone! Yay Garcelle is buying a beach house. Something fun and happy […]
RHOBH Recap: There’s Sutton About Crystal
It’s going to be a busy night! First, we have a RHOBH recap and they are in La Quinta so you know things have only begun to heat up. Then, immediately after it’s the premiere of Real Housewives of Dubai. What is the abbreviation we going to use for that? RHOD is already taken (even […]
RHOBH Recap: The Crystal Conundrum
I’m back to do a quick (I always say that and then blather on incessantly) RHOBH recap. I vaguely remember last week and apparently I recapped it. So, let me get started so I can recap Top Chef. I just noticed that this episode has two different titles. The other one Is There’s Sutton About […]
RHOBH Recap: Receipt Offender
On tonight’s RHOBH recap, we meet new friend Diana Jenkins. She’s rich bitch. She is the one who says to Sutton in the trailer “You need a new villain, here I am!” or something to that effect. Clearly, she got the memo that Sutton is the punching bag this season. AGAIN. Diana was married to […]
RHOBH Recap: The Break-In
I had no idea that tonight was the premiere of season 12 of RHOBH. As I was doing setups, it took me ten minutes to remember Garcelle’s name, and I love her. So I am a bit unprepared for this RHOBH Recap. I am interested to see if I actually believe Dorit’s story about “the […]
I’m Sitting on Ready For Tonight’s RHOBH Season 12 Premiere
But first, what do you think of the Taglines? As usual I agree with Kempire… View this post on Instagram A post shared by 𝐾𝐸𝑀𝑃𝐼𝑅𝐸 シ𝐷𝐴𝐼𝐿𝑌 (@kempiredaily) I’ll be back with the recap ASAP after the show! CHEERS!
The New Trailer For RHOBH Season 12 Is Out!
And it’s a doozy. Remember last December I told you there would be two new cast members, Diana Jenkins, and Sheree Zampino. More on that here. Filming was also interrupted by several cast members getting Covid. Season 12 will premiere on May 11th. We will start with Dorit’s questionable break-in story. Kathy Hilton is no […]
UPDATED! RHOBH Season Twelve Welcomes TWO New Women
All seven housewives are returning for Season 12 of RHOBH that is currently shooting, but partially shutdown due to some housewives testing positive for Covid. They are still shooting individual Christmas scenes with the housewives that were not infected. It looks like Dorit’s “burglary” saved her diamond. Go figure. Kathy Hilton is also returning as […]
RHOBH Recap: Reunion Part Four, No Apologies From Erika
I already know I am not up to the Herculean task of this final RHOBH recap of the season. I was up all night, which is not uncommon really. However, the reason I was up all night was because there was some sort of critter, mouse, rat in my kitchen! So I had to wait […]
RHOBH Recap: Erika Girardi Is Keeping Score
It’s time for the RHOBH Reunion Part 3! Also, tonight, we have Winter House and Survivor! It’s a good night for TV and it is a good night at Chez Tamara Tattles! Banjo and I both had good days at the same time. I even ate for the first time in weeks and did some […]
RHOBH Recap: Reunion Part Two Erika Girardi Cries Victim
Normally, I would be living for this RHOBH recap. The reunion has been gold so far. However, I am in the bad place and am going to struggle with this recap a bit. I am mentally checked out with the Banjo situation. I’m numb, I can’t think straight. I don’t know what the decision is […]
RHOBH Recap: Reunion: The Trial Of Erika Girardi Part I
Y’all! I’ve been stressing about this RHOBH recap all night. And spent another few hours preparing for the Project Runway recap tomorrow. This is going to be a busy four weeks. Which is great, but frankly kind of terrifying! Reunions are always very hard because there is a lot of then she said, and then […]
Patricia Atlschul Weighs In Because She is “Southern”
It’s entirely disappointing to me. That Sutton is clinging to Patricia Altschul. And Captain Lee does it too! I just can’t. Following the release of the dramatic teaser for the four-part special, Patricia took to her Instagram page, where she shared the clip with her fans and followers and called out Erika Jayne for using the c-word as […]
RHOBH Tea: LA Times Interviewed, Sutton, Garcelle & Crystal
Sutton Stracke, Garcelle Beauvais and Crystal Kung Minkoff were interviewed by the LA TIMES and it is FANTASTIC. It is lengthy and behind a paywall so I have included a few of the excerpts here. And it is still more than Kyle and some of the other housewives are capable of reading. So, that is […]
RHOBH Recap: New Year, Old Grudges
The RHOBH recap will be running a bit behind tonight. I overslept a bit and when I woke up, the police were in the hood. The guy who lives right across the street from me, has a new roommate and that roommate has a pit pull. Apparently, someone lured the dog out of the backyard […]
RHOBH Recap: Over-Poured & Over-Board
It’s the most wonderful night, of the year! No, not because of the RHOBH recap. Because it is Survivor night, and most importantly, the two hour finale of Big Brother! It’s been such a great season. I’ve ordered in delivery! A cobb salad for tomorrow (and probably the next day because it is huge), and […]
RHOBH Recap: Del Mar By The Shade
Y’all! I am so excited for the premiere of Survivor tonight! It’s been a struggle to get everything to record so that I can do three recaps tonight. This RHOBH recap obviously has priority, but I am super excited to get to Survivor and Big Brother. It’s going to be a long night. And tonight […]
RHOBH Reunion Looks: What Do You Think?
The photos for the RHOBH reunion are out. Now I understand why reunion dresses need to have a theme. Clearly there was no theme for the RHOBH this season. Most of them look like they shopped at Forever 21. I’m most disappoint in Sutton. I don’t necessarily dislike the dress she chose, it just isn’t […]