After the last season of Real Housewives of Melbourne, it was announced that Susie McClean and Pettifleur Berenger would not be returning. One of the new housewives is Lady Venus Behbahani-Clark. First of all, that name! Did anyone ever see an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians where they were in some UK country […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Reunion: Bogan On Steroids!
Sorry for being so late with this reunion of Real Housewives of Melbourne. There has been a lot going on lately. This is going to be a long drawn out bitchfest with screaming women throwing both middle fingers and pillows at each other. It should be the most.dramatic.reunion. Ever. First of all we saw all […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne: It’s On Like Donkey Kong!
I finally have a moment to check in on my girl Lydia just in time to watch her total destruction. This happened a few seasons ago when she got on the wrong side of Gina (and at that time the wrong side of me as well) but Gina is at least a bit controversial. […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne: Gossip Girl
PLEASE DO NOT DISCUSS ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED AFTER THIS EPISODE. THIS INCLUDES WHO IF ANYONE DOES NOT RETURN NEXT SEASON OR WHY OR ANYTHING ABOUT THE SHOW PAST THIS EPISODE. This is not going to be a good week for my girl, Lydia. I feel like she is about to get her ass handed to […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne: Desert Storm
It’s time to head back to Dubai where both Pettifleur and Lydia have been behaving badly. We’re back at the lovely dinner where the ladies are ignoring all the fantastic things around them to bully Pettifleur. Pettifleur’s crimes are mostly limited to her self-centered needy behavior and her lack of interest in or empathy […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne: Newflash, You’re All Drainers
We are getting Real Housewives of Melbourne on Wednesday and Fridays because Andy is on vacation running it at 10 will not interfere with his beloved timeslot which he changes on a whim anyway. It’s a because the show is almost a full hour of actual show and here in America we are stuck […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne: Portrait of Figaro
Lydia As everyone knows Lydia is my favorite Aussie housewife. However, that could be changing as I am becoming an even bigger fan of Johanna, her maid because of her blank expressions every time Lydia does something stupid. This week’s hilarity by Lydia is that she is commissioning a portrait of Figaro, her dog. Hopefully […]
Real Housewives Of Melbourne: Bye Bye Byron Bay
After what turned out to be a lovely wedding, (Click here if you missed it, it aired on Wednesday with no warning) it’s time for the reception and a whole lot of gossip about Gina. But first, Lydia has to be inappropriate with Brian, Janet’s ex-husband. Jackie and Petti seem to jump into the […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: Gamble’s Big Day
For some reason Bravo decided to air Gamble’s Wedding episode on a Wednesday night without telling us. I think this is because now that we don’t have to worry about WWHL starting at eleven every night (it’s on hiatus) the 75 minute show won’t pose as much of an issue. The US stations air […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: Here Come The Brides!
We start back at Gamble’s “invitation party” after Pettifleur declines to accept her invitation. I don’t get Gamble’s weird reaction to Pettifleur’s little stunt. All the ladies go in on Pettifleur as if she has committed some great sin. Gamble is having some sort of breakdown. Maybe it is the stress of wedding planning. Suddenly, […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne: By Invitation Only
After a brief delay caused by my desire to watch the Olympic Opening Ceremonies in Rio last night, it’s time once again to check in on the Real Housewives of Melbourne. Tonight will apparently be centered around who Gamble will invite to her wedding. Gamble Gamble is in the kitchen with husband to be Rich […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne: From Pottery Barn, To Horse Barns…
Okay Lydia, let’s try to be the cheese loving loon I need you to be this season. I’m trying to be your biggest fan! Let’s do this! There is some discussion with Jackie’s mom about whether Jackie and Ben should have a child. I see no reason to continue this genealogical line. My vote […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Season Premiere: Join The Club
It feels like it has been years since I last watched an episode of RHOMel.I am not even sure if we saw the reunion. I can barely remember who I like an who I don’t at this point. It’s all going to be brand new to me! Also, it should go without saying, but […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Returns for Season Three
The Real Housewives of Melbourne has almost wrapped it’s third season with final scenes being filmed on Monday, which is tomorrow here, but today in Australia because much like the known fact that Canadians all live in igloos, Australians live in the future like the Jetsons. Or something. But, instead of dressing like the Jetsons they dress […]