Don’t get excited this is probably not going to be a real RHOSLC recap. My TV only half works and now my remote is acting all janky. Also I haven’t seen this show in weeks. For whatever reason it is not taping. Heather and Whitney are apparently still at large. It looks like we are […]

Apologies. My DVR is being a PITA today. It was impossible to delete things set to record. So things have to be moved around. It doesn’t help that Andy Cohen has to tack his stupid show on to the end of all the housewives shows. Thankfully the second airing of RHOSLC starts at 10:30. So […]

Is Mercury in retrograde? My TV is dying, my remote only works here and there, and this site keeps freezing up on me. I do not have the patience for all of this. Also, this explains why RHOSLC didn’t record for me last week so I am at a loss. It was apparently the episode […]

Dear Lord, we are only on episode five of this season of RHOSLC. Doesn’t it feel LONGER? Like a LOT LONGER? Let’s hope we move this story along tonight. Last week’s episode IN MY OPINION was the worst episode of housewives I have EVER SEEN. I thought there would be more comments to that effect. […]

I guess I will attempt to do a RHOSLC Recap really quickly in between puking up Gatorade in a bucket. YAY! Last week’s episode was probably the worst episode of any housewives show in history. So, I probably won’t have much to say. I’m itching to get back to bed. So, we are back in […]

There is currently NOTHING on Bravo for season three of RHOSLC. I’ve never seen a housewives franchise get this little amount of attention on their website. So far there are no previews, there isn’t even a schedule at all for today yet though it is 8 am at the moment. The RHOSLC recaps here get […]

Tonight’s RHOSLC Recap should be named something to do with blankets. I have a lot to say about the blanket scenes in this week’s episode, but we will get to that later. Lisa, Lisa, Lisa… Meredith drops by Whitney’s house with a clear agenda to talk trash about her former bestie Lisa. I get it, […]

It’s time for the much anticipated RHOSLC premiere. I should have studied more on how to tell Meredith and Lisa apart before doing this RHOSLC Recap. I’m not ready!  Nevertheless I shall try my best. We start with a bunch of interview outtakes from season one when the ladies all claimed to love each other […]

Thank God this season of RHOSLC is coming to an end and this is the last RHOSLC recap of the season! It’s been an exhausting season. And I think it’s all going to hit the fan tonight. I’m so not ready. It’s been a weird day and I didn’t get a damn thing done. I […]

Before we get to tonight’s RHOSLC recap, I have a couple of related things to mention. First, once again, this was listed as a reunion AGAIN by Spectrum. But, even weirder the episode description for the second part of the reunion is “Mary reveals intimate details about her marriage and sets the record straight about […]

First of all, I didn’t realize I failed to do a RHOSLC recap for the finale until last night. My Spectrum DVR keeps listing new shows as old shows so they don’t record. So, not only did I not do a recap I didn’t see the show. I’m watching now on demand. I dislike watching […]

Well tonight’s RHOSLC sounds like a doozy. I am planning to stay completely Team Meredith on this. If anyone were to question me about how I grieved my FATHER or questioned me about the services I would never speak to them again. I don’t understand why this is such an issue. Even if there was […]

In the summertime, when 8 or 9 p.m. rolls around. I often wonder how the heck it got so late and scramble to get ready to recap. In the winter time like today, around 6:30 p.m. I can’t understand how early it is and how I am going to stay up long enough to pound […]

Before we get to tonight’s RHOSLC recap, I need to address the Jennie situation. A couple of weeks ago someone sent me some of Jennie’s Facebook posts from 2020 during the time of the BLM protests. The first one was a cartoon she retweeted. You know those family stickers people have on their SUVs with […]

Let’s hope I can do a better job on this week’s RHOSLC recap than I did last week. For some reason, all kinds of real life shit happens on Sunday nights and tonight is no exception. Also, I have been struggling to get photos but I am starting to realize that my Internet is very […]

Before we get to tonight’s RHOSLC recap, I want to link to my exclusive details on Mary Cosby being a no show to the reunion. Click here for all the tea. The short version is that we are not going to have Mary Cosby to kick around much longer. But hey we can still kick […]

I’m just getting this up so I can go back to bed and cry about Betty White dying while Hallmark is airing all of her shows, It’s up to the Golden Girls now. So this will just be my random thoughts rather than a RHOSLC recap. More like if we watched it together. I’m bored […]

Tonight’s RHOSLC recap seems promising. Or at least the show does. Jen Shah is back and Jennie finally has a storyline. She’s the bone carrier.  I’ve slept off and on all day. For some reason the TV changed over to Bravo rather than the usual Hallmark movies I sleep to this time of year. They […]

It is very surprising to me that the ratings for RHOSLC are not as high as I expected. Porsha’s Family matters got 777,000 viewers last week. RHOSLC that airs right behind it got 722,000. I just try to get through the Porsha recap so I can get to my RHOSLC recap that I am way […]

Okay, before you even begin to read the RHOSLC recap I need you to click this link to the latest open forum. You can skip over all the usual blatherings and go straight to the YouTube.  The Uber driver who picked up Jen Shah from Heather’s house has spilled all the tea on where Jen […]

Onward and upward to the RHOSLC Recap! I don’t understand why this franchise is not bringing the ratings. When I just heard that the new city was Salt Lake City, I thought Andy Cohen was making a joke. But it’s fascinating, we have a cult leader, a healthy man and former cult member dying two […]

I am so excited about this RHOSLC Recap. Andy Cohen has called this one of the top five housewivs shows of all time! While Jen Shah is on the highway to hell, the others are on the highway to Vail. And I can’t wait to hear all the gossip on the van. Hopefully, Jen is […]