Stassi has changed her name on IG to Stassi Schroeder Clark after marrying Beau in a secret wedding last month. She announced it on Instagram today. She is hoping that she can still have her Roman wedding in 2020. Clearly, the couple wanted to be married before their little bundle of joy comes in a […]
Stassi Schroeder’s Tamron Hall Interview Didn’t Go So Well
Stassi Schroeder came out of hiding to try to repair her reputation on Tamron Hall today. It was a live interview. That was a risky choice. It’s also an interesting choice for her agent choose a talk show with a black host to interview Stassi over her racist comments. The first package lists pretty much […]
Pump Rules Recap: Reunion Part 3 (The Final Episode?)
It’s time for what could be the final Pump Rule Recap ever. It is starting to seem more and more likely that Bravo might just scrap this whole show. The public outcry to fire Jax Taylor, and to a lesser degree Britanny Cartwright continues to escalate. Lance Bass publicly distanced himself from both of them […]
Andy Cohen Made A Statement About Vanderpump Rules
No matter how many times I post here that Andy Cohen is not in charge of Bravo programming it seems the message is lost on the new people. Part of the problem is that Andy rarely corrects anyone who messages him about hiring or firing people on Bravo. That changed today when Andy made a […]
Pump Rules Recap: The Reunion, And The End Of Stassi, Kristen, Max & Brett
On the heels of the news of the day (Click Here If You Missed It) this should be a very interesting Pump Rules Recap. It will mark the last episode of Vanderpump Rules for four of the participants. I’m not upset about Stassi. I had the Vanderpump Rules marathon in the background today. She’s been […]
Bravo Fires Four Vanderpump Rules Cast Members For Racism Exclusive Details
I just opened my laptop for the day to discover that four cast members on Vanderpump Rules have been fired. Stassi, Kristen, Max and Brett have all been dropped by Bravo over racist behaviors in their past. The thing is though, Bravo and Evolution and the entire online community knew about all of these behaviors […]
Stassi Schroeder Dropped From Brand Partnerships For Racist Behavior
Back in 2018, when Stassi Schroeder and Kristen Doute were still besties, the two women did something that is coming back to bite them in the ass during this time of protest over racial profiling and police brutality toward black men (and women). Once again, I could have sworn I posted about it at the […]
Pump Rules Recap: The Reunion (Part 1)
This Pump Rules recap is going to be a hot mess. There are way too many people on remote. It’s going to be a shitstorm if Andy doesn’t use his mute button. Let’s get this show on the road! There are fifteen cameras! We begin with LVP telling us that all of her restaurant staff […]
Pump Rules Recap: Secrets Revealed?
Oh Joy! It’s time for me to do a bonus Pump Rules Recap! I’m sure this will be fabulous. After all the season was so chock full of interesting stuff that there has to be some great things on the cutting room floor! Oh wait. The entire season was a snooze fest. If there were […]
Pump Rules Recap: Unfriended
I am thrilled to report that this is the last regular episode of Vanderpump Rules! This has been a weird season for Pump Rules Recaps. I can’t even remember what the main story lines were for this season. I can’t believe this season has been airing since the first week of January. I feel like […]
Pump Rules Recap: A Tale Of Two Pool Parties
I have not been a fan of this season of Pump Rules. But despite being a bit late to this Pump Rules recap, I am looking forward to it. I can’t wait for Sandoval’s counter pool party! Jax is going to lose his roid rage, Adderall induced, drug addled mind! And I am here for […]
Pump Rules Recap: Mercury’s In Gatorade
I’m a tiny bit late to the Pump Rule recap tonight because I was watching The Voice results and forgot I was a few minutes behind. Also, I also feel like this show might be on it’s last leg. It’s a shame, it used to be one of my favorites. Apparently, Scheana made a porno […]
Pump Rules Recap: Til Death Do Us Not Part
I’m going to try to get a decent Pump Rules recap up. Sorry for all of the delayed recaps. I’m back on the struggle bus and doing the best I can. But hey, it’s the episode where Beau makes the worst decision of his life and I am the queen of bad decisions. You know […]
Pump Rules Recap: Witches of Weho Whine
Hey y’all, I am coming to you live on my brand new laptop. The Great Laptop Crash of 2020 is finally over. So how about I get you caught up on the witches of Weho with a Pump Rules recap? I feel like either I can’t remember shit because I am drinking all my brain […]
Pump Rules Recap: Shame Hangover
I went to bed early tonight and then woke up crying. I do not know what is wrong with me. I am always alone and isolated except for you guys. This is not particularly new to me. But, now I am afraid to go to the grocery store or leave the house for any reason. […]
Midnight Snack: Captain Lee Schools Jax Taylor
There is all sorts of Vanderpump Rules drama happening during filming. I keep trying to muster the energy to care enough to share it with you. So far that has just not happened. Until Captain Lee tweeted to Jax Taylor tonight. Basically, Stassi & Beau, Brittany & Jax, and Katie & Schwartz have a tight […]
Guess Who Just Got Engaged In A Cemetary?
I’ll give you a hint. She’s one of the Witches of Weho who is fascinated by murder. Beau Clark proposed to Stassi today at the Hollywood Forever cemetery surround only by dead people. And probably half a dozen producers. Does this make him a Warlock of Weho? It seems they are now coordinating their #OOTDs […]
Lisa Vanderpump Arrives in Kentucky
Lisa Vanderpump has made it to Kentucky less than two weeks after her mother died to bear witness() Or officiate (?) the wedding of Jax and Brittany. Brittany’s pastor was exposed as a racist and a last minute change had to be made. That was prior to Lisa Vanderpump’s mother dying. It’s amazing how she […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap Part 3: The Beau Effect
I’m not sure if this is actually going to be a Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap or just a bunch of me typing, “I refuse to transcribe all of this bullying.” I feel like this reunion ends with them all pulling knives and filleting James on national television. In response to this reunion airing thus far, […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap: So Much Hypocrisy
It’s time for part two of the Vanderpump Rules Reunion. I’m still not really over the disgusting behavior from part one. Click here if you missed Part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap. Then count your lucky stars that you saved yourself that hour of your life. I suppose I should get right on […]
Lala Kent Popping Bottles With Brittany, Stassi & Katie In Paris
So much for Lala Kent‘s Sobriety! Lala is in Paris with Brittany, Stassi in Katie on a girls trip and by all accounts they are living their best lives. Even if they are wearing white sneakers and berets. Mon Dieu! The ladies are on a shopping spree. Wonder who is paying the bills? The pink […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap: Beauty Queens & Hillbillies
Oh Joy of all Joys! It’s a Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap! All the bickering is just too much to transcribe so hopefully there will be some dull moments for me to ignore. Like, whenever Lisa Vanderpump speaks. Kidding. Not kidding. The first big bombshell is that Kristen is single again. Andy kind of muffed that […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Rules Of Engagement
After what seemed to me like the most excruciatingly long season, it is finally time for the Vanderpump Rules Finale recap. Am so ready to be rid of this show for a bit. I cannot express how much I do not care about who Scheana Marie sleeps with. So let’s get on with it, shall we? […]
Vanderpump Rules: Brittany And The Beast
By That Andy M. And Tamara Tattles Previously on Vanderpump Rules… Stassi Schroeder and Lala Kent worked on their demons, James Kennedy freaked out on folks and Tom Schwartz taught us all how to make a large deposit of small bills…for maximize visual impact. Anyone else wonder what else he could maximize for visual impact…. […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Exorcism of Stassi Schroeder
That Andy M. The seeds have been planted for an explosive episode Vanderpump Rules this week. So, let’s hope it lives up to the hype! But first they need to stop the fake work scenes that occupy Billie Lee’s screen time. The cast is open about the fact they no longer work at SUR in […]
Vanderpump Rules: End Of An Era
Before That Andy M. agreed to recap Vanderpump Rules on Tamara Tattles he explained he had a prior obligation for this episode. So I agree to be his substitute for the evening. I shall do my best to make him proud, even though I haven’t slept in the past 36 hours or so. TRIGGER WARNING: […]
Vanderpump Rules: Fomo In Mexico
That Andy M. Hey all, I want to thank TT for the opportunity to recap my guilty pleasure Vanderpump Rules and also The Lady Cocotte for keeping us in the loop and laughing for so many seasons. We hope you are enjoying a glass of wine with Katie’s whining tonight Lady C. As this is […]
Vanderpump Rules: First Class Envy
Lady Cocotte fans will be sad to know that she is not going to be recapping at Tamara Tattles anymore. She felt it was time to move on. She will be missed. So you are stuck with me recapping Vanderpump Rules and I haven’t really been playing close attention to this show, I’ll try to […]
Vanderpump Rules: Trouble in Lala-land
By The Lady Cocotte Tonight we’re treated to a very special episode of Vanderpump Rules. Trouble in Lala-land has the titular SUR hostess on the defense. Last night, Lala Kent announced she’s an alcoholic. Her accountability to her process bodes well for her future. Her need to get ahead of tonight’s narrative promises drama at […]
Vanderpump Rules: Tom vs. Tom
By The Lady Cocotte As anyone who saw last week’s Vanderpump Rules preview knows, Tom vs. Tom reignites the James Kennedy/Katie Maloney Schwartz blood feud. It’s the storyline we hoped was over, all tarted up for the SUR alley. Will Fat-gate be the undoing of the only successful relationship on the show? Or will the […]
Vanderpump Rules: Reptilian Brain
By The Lady Cocotte There’s a disturbance in the Vanderpump Rules universe. Don’t blame Jax Taylor’s alleged STDs. Or Lisa Vanderpump’s numerous legal dramas. Our favorite former-SURvers are experiencing relationship problems. Everyone’s talking about Lala Kent’s breakup. While James Kennedy enjoys the schadenfreude, Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor bid farewell to the PJ. When Lala […]
Vanderpump Rules: PJs on the PJ
By The Lady Cocotte The cast of Vanderpump Rules is well versed in hangovers and regret. When partying pays your bills, you’ve gone pro. So, before PJs on the PJ can get to the meat of it’s story, we’re forced to sift through the wreckage of the Girls’ Trip to Solvang. Katie Maloney Schwartz wears […]
Vanderpump Rules: Return of Crazy Kristen
By The Lady Cocotte Vanderpump Rules is usually so good at easing us into an episode. Have Lisa Vanderpump and the Toms (Sandoval and Schwartz) give us an update on TomTom. Have the Witches of WeHo remind us who they’re mad at and why. Maybe throw Scheana Shay a bone and give her five seconds […]
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