Siggy Flicker needs to sit her ass down. Now she claims that her husband Michael Campanella threatened to divorce her if she didn’t quit Real Housewives of New Jersey. Oh please. Do shut up. I think it is unusually kind of Bravo to allow these women to claim whatever they want to when their services […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reunion Secrets Revealed
Tonight is well and truly the last time we have to see Siggy Flicker on this show. That’s the good news. The bad news is we have one more hour of the rest of them. I don’t feel like they are going to reveal any good secrets tonight, but will recap it for you nonetheless […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2 (2018)
Thank the baby Jesus this season is over. Well there will be one more “unseen footage” episode but really, after the hacked up this ridiculous season, how can there be anything decent on the cutting room floor? I’ve had an exhausting day and my laptop keyboard needs a replacement or something so this is going […]
2018 Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 1
I am telling you now I am not going to transcribe Siggy Flicker saying the same damn things over and over tonight. I’m irritated with her already and the show hasn’t even started yet. Teresa oddly begs Andy for compliments and then randomly says she wants to make out with him. Andy reminds of for […]
Can We Survive Three More Episodes of RHONJ?
While I could not fathom how they could get more than a one episode reunion out of this season considering all the stuff they are not going to show between Margaret and Siggy, somehow production has managed to come up with two episodes. Oh Joy. Andy Cohen is telling anyone who will listen that pre-prison […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Prisons, Proposals And Parties
Siggy Flicker is the reason I literally dread these recaps. There are so many better things we could be watching. Thankfully, we only have to get through this episode and the reunion. Please God let the reunion only be one episode. It’s so bad they don’t even bother giving us decent previews to pull pictures […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Ain’t No Misbehaving
I’m so ready for this ridiculous season to be over. Melissa and Joe’s fake fighting over the pizza place is just ridiculous. Joe and Teresa bought the restaurant together. Melissa has her own business. But we have to hear the retelling of the stupidity that comes out of Siggy’s mouth over and over. Teresa does […]
Siggy Flicker Makes It Official, She’s OUT of RHONJ!
Siggy Flicker made an official statement on Bravo today that SHE has decided to quit RHONJ. It’s so nice that Bravo always allows the dearly departed to make it seem like it is their decision. “After much reflection and Bravo’s support, I have decided that this will be my last season on The Real Housewives of […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Fauxpology
Tonight, I expect to see more of Siggy’s oddball behavior and unrighteous indignation, in Milan. In real time, Margaret gave an interview this week and said that she had to notify the police that Siggy and PETA trolls were sending her death threats. Apparently, Margaret has a stuffed black bear in her house so Siggy […]
Real Houswives of New Jersey: Meltdown In Milan
Tonight we finally go to Milan where things got really heated. Dolores and Siggy are an island unto themselves at this point. It seems that Teresa and Melissa and are finally locked in as an impenetrable duo. We already know that the whole crew makes such a scene that they get thrown out of a […]
Real Housewives Of New Jersey: When Chairs Fly
I apologize in advance for this recap. Y’all, just when I thought I was over this cold it just. keeps. on. coming. back. It’s all I can to keep a fucking airway open. I can’t eat because I can’t taste food and the consistency of everything I normally like makes me gag. I’m currently breathing […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Walking On Broken Glass
I totally forgot this show was on. This isn’t that unusual for me, but now I realize it is because it has been two weeks since the last episode. Checking that link to refresh my memory, I see we left off at Siggy’s retreat. Let’s remember that Siggy set up this retreat because she thinks […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: A Retreat To Remember
It’s time for the hysterical, hormonal, housewives of New Jersey to brawl again. And we are going on one of Siggy’s stupid retreats. What could possibly go wrong with that? Margaret and her hubby go shopping for wallpaper and she cries over not seeing her stepkids. Apparently they are kids from her first husband’s previous […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Growing Up Jersey
Ladies and Gentlemen, on tonight’s episode, Siggy will get the hormonal butt pellets. I was afraid to do any hormone stuff during The Crazy because I smoke, and the hormones supposedly contribute significantly to increased rates of cancer. Sadly, Siggy is still batshit crazy and has been kind of insane on Twitter lately. Not to […]
Margaret Josephs Wins Internet Feud With Siggy Flicker With A KO
Siggy Flicker’s hysteria was all over Twitter last night after RHONJ aired. While one would presume Siggy might be embarrassed by her behavior on the most recent episode, she doubled and tripled down on her hysterics on Twitter. Then Margaret Josephs posted the above photo and dropped the mic.
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Siggy’s Not Over It
Ladies and Gentlemen, please take out a sharpie and mark your calendars. Tonight I am feeling emotionally well, I’m relatively sane, and completely sober for now. I’m ready to recap the gals from New Jersey. In case you missed it, I wrote a post about Danielle being sued today. I love Margaret’s house. It’s not […]
RHONJ Got Thrown Out Of Restaurant While On Milan Trip
Every time a cast of Bravo housewives heads to a foreign country, it’s only a matter of time until they publicly embarrass themselves. In Milan, it didn’t take long for the RHONJ to have a very public display of stupidity in Italy. From the looks of social media, everyone seemed to be avoiding each other. […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Public Shaming Of Melissa
Well, the title of this episode sure sounds promising. Nothing seems to excite y’all more than a good public shaming. Kim D was doing some press this week until Bravo had it all pulled, and in that press she was talking about how she groomed Teresa for prison and helped her prepare to serve her […]
#WWHL With Valerie Bertinelli and Siggy Flicker
I keep forgetting to check to see who is on WWHL so I missed this one from last Wednesday. Actually, I vaguely remember not wanting another half an hour with Siggy on Wednesday night and deciding to do it on Thursday morning and then I got busy with a lot of errands in THE WORLD […]
Real Housewives Of New Jersey: The Apology
The first few episodes of this season seemed really chopped up. I think the reason for that is that there was so much drama at the end of filming, they decided to cut out a lot of the initial scenes. Italy will probably be three episodes and the Kim D Posche Fashion Show will be […]
Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Let Them Eat Cake
This is only episode two of this season and tonight battle lines will be drawn that will remain in place for the rest of the season. Siggy is FURIOUS that Teresa tossed the birthday cake. Even though the whole cake throwing nonsense has become a staple of all the Bravo shows. Especially, Shahs where no […]
Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Shady Beach
We start off right away with Teresa getting the call that her mother was not going to make it. Then we get film from the funeral. And Gia’s eulogy. Then we skip a month ahead to Teresa adjusting to life with Joe in prison and her mother passing away. Joe has lost a lot of […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Taglines Are Out
Dolores Catania: “Look loyalty up in the dictionary and you’ll find my face.” It should be photo, not face. Dolores’ loyalty to Kim D. this season gets her in a lot of hot water. Melissa Gorga: “The only life I envy is my own.” Seems to foreshadow more stupid Envy hats. What is up the […]
Siggy Flicker Says She Was Bullied For The Entire Upcoming Season of #RHONJ
The fine folks over at Andy’s Girls Podcast sent me some intriguing quotes from their recent podcast with Siggy Flicker. I never have time to listen to podcasts mostly because I am addicted to the television, but this looks like something y’all might be interested in. Siggy, as we know is never at a loss […]
Danielle Staub Fans Are Furious She Is Not A Full-Time Housewife On #RHONJ
The trailer for RHONJ came out today as well as the news that Danielle Staub is not a full-time housewife. Here is the season synopsis. This season on “The Real Housewives of New Jersey,” the women are faced with new trials and tribulations that test their close-knit friendships. In the midst of their newfound familial […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Are Filming Their Finale Tonight!
View this post on Instagram Give my #makeup girl some love @alexamakeupnj it's not over til it's over A post shared by Danielle Staub (@daniellestaub) on May 24, 2017 at 3:41pm PDT It’s time for the Real Housewives of New Jersey to film the finale. I hear there are a lot of people on the […]
Look Out Milan! The RHONJ Have Descended On Your City!
I was wondering if Teresa would still be allowed to leave the country after all of her issues with her probation officer. Well wonder no more. Teresa, Melissa, Danielle, Margaret,Siggy and Dolores are are filming in Milan today. They spent part of the day today at the Duomo Cathedral.
Kim D Throws A Chair at Danielle? Teresa Giudice Goes Off on Kim D.?
EDIT: There are no changes to the story below. HOWEVER in sorting through the various versions of events, I initially mistitled this piece to indicate that Danielle was throwing/pushing the chair at Kim D. As the story below explains Kim D. appears to have defended herself from Danielle with a chair. There were a lot […]
RHONJ Filming is on Easter Break. Sort of.
I don’t really know what is going on with RHONJ filming. So I am saying that upfront. I am a bit confused about a few things though. The last filming update I did for RHONJ was here. That was three weeks ago and everyone including Danielle Staub and the new girl Margaret Joseph was filming […]
It Looks Like Danielle Staub Is Vying For A Full Time #RHONJ Slot!
While watching Masterchef Junior with one eye and prepping for #60DaysIn with my other eye, I kept feeling like I had one more story from my email box to do today. I am swamped with emails, but I scrolled around looking for what it could be, and finally found the email from a reader […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2
The last twelve hours or so have been pure hell. Something happened with the Internet as I was typing my RHOA recap and pictures would not upload and things were disappearing and going wonky and it took over two hours to get the recap together and then the Internet connection disappeared entirely. This morning […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey 2016 Reunion Part 1
Due to all sort of technical issues RHOA took two hours to recap tonight so I am going to make this short and sweet if at all possible. I can’t believe these idiots have anything new to argue about. Andy starts off saying this season they brought in two new housewives, brought a veteran […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: And Then There Were Four
We start tonight with everyone headed to the final all cast fashion show. Dolores is not among the group of women pissed off at Jacqueline. Jacqueline feels like Dolores set her up to make it look like she didn’t go to her ladies night at the event. It seems that the event that started […]