It’s been awhile since I’ve recapped this. I keep trying to take the summer off because it’s hot and I am burning up and burning out on recapping. But someone sent me an email about Dance Moms last night which I have yet to open but I am assuming something good happened. Then I […]
Dance Moms Catch Up Post: Abby in a Bra
I got a few episodes behind on Dance Moms during my (sorta) unplugged birthday week. I’m gonna try to hit the high (or low) notes of both episodes in this post. We start the week after Mackenzie beat Maddie in solos. The episode I am watching is the director’s cut and I am not sure […]
Dance Moms Recap: Sour Grapes From Poor Loser!
Dance Moms begins again at 3rd Street Dance Studio. Interestingly, this week’s Celebrity Wife Swap also feature 3rd Street Dance Company where Jill from the Love Boat changed lives with Charo and had to learn Flamenco dancing. Abby is there with an attitude and congratulations them on winning the group dance without Maddie as […]
Dance Moms Recap: Live From L.A. It’s Kendall K !
Dance Moms is finally moving to L.A. but they are still not in Abby’s Studio. The girls and moms go into the studio and find Abby muttering to herself about earrings. She is not wearing any and just can’t work without earrings. Why is Abby like legit crazy every time they are in L.A. Abby […]
The War Between Abby Lee Miller and Dance Moms Production Rages On
Abby Lee Miller was on Entertainment Tonight this week and had extensive segments where she gave us a lot of information the behind the scenes war on Dance Moms. She says that she lost her weight because her mother died of colon cancer and would not eat toward the end. So when she was […]
Dance Moms Down Under Part 2 Recap: THIS Was Nia’s Time to Shine!
Abby is preparing a Mad Max themed group routine for all of the girls except Nia and JoJo. I know why Nia is being punished, but I can’t remember why Jo Jo is. I guess it was something Jess said. Even more ridiculous is the fact that Kalani and her mom are taking a mother […]
Dance Moms Down Under Recap: Abby Blows Her Stack
The girls and moms are all in Australia and Abby has lost her wallet with her passport, license, and credit cards in LA. Abby can’t get to Australia! That doesn’t stop her from fucking things up thought. She is dropping a bomb on the girls before they even get out of the airport that only […]
Dance Moms Recap: Showdown in Pittsburgh Part 2
The thing about Dance Moms is that even though it becomes more and more scripted every week, at least these people knew each other and were arguing before the cameras ever showed up. Tonight’s recap is the final half of the season finale. If you missed last week you can catch it here. The first […]
Dance Moms Recap: Showdown in Pittsburgh Part 1
The ladies return to Pittsburgh for what they think is going to be their last Pitssburgh pyramid. As one of them says, “I’ll believe it when I see it.” Despite the weather they are glad to be back home on their normal routines with their families. Despite only being back for one week, we have […]
Dance Moms Recap: Video Killed the ALDC Star
This is the last west coast episode and the competition is judged by kids! Nia and Kendall shoot their videos. Abby and Holly are butting heads over the videos. Abby remains pissed and vindictive about Nia doing her video with Aubrey O’Day. JoJo and Kendall are doing solos. Mackenzie is “sick” and I think Maddie […]
Dance Moms: Maddie v Kalani
I don’t have time to do an in-depth recap of this show but it’s almost time for RHOA and I still haven’t gotten a chance to do it so here is a slap dash one. The title says it all. Kalani finally gets a chance to take a whack at Maddie. I can’t believe Abby […]
Dance Moms Recap: Showdown Between Nia and Kendall
We are back in L.A. and Abby still does not have a studio. I guess that was all a storyline. Melissa is explaining to the ladies that Mackenzie went with Abby to look at studios the day before but it is just going to take time. Wait, is she looking at studios? Is she […]
Dance Moms Recap: Mackenzie’s Time To Shine
Oh joy. It’s a double whammy. Maddie is on off doing Saturday Night Live with Sia. Oddly, Melissa nor Abby went with Maddie! Also they are going to Ohio for one final fight with Cathy before they go to LA again. Kalani gets to be on top of the pyramid with Maddie in absentia. JoJo […]
Maddie Ziegler Is In A New Sia Video
And it’s creepy. I know some of y’all have been creeped out by the other two, but this is the first one that creeps me out. It’s very unsettling to me.
Dance Moms Recap Double Feature: Nia’s Last Chance and Abby’s Trash is Cathy’s Treasure
Oh Crap. I just realized I am two episodes behind on Dance Moms. Sorry. I’m catching up now. I am not excited about the title of this one. It’s time for pyramid and everyone expects it to go well because they beat Cathy and the Candy Apples the week before. However, there pyramid has everyone […]
Dance Moms Recap: Abby’s Creation Has Begun To Turn on Her!
Am I the only one who prefers Dance Moms being in Pittsburgh? This week Brynn is back in Pittsburgh. It seems he mom is not really thrilled with Pittsburgh but anything for some TV time I guess. Abby is in love with Brynn. Time for pyramid. Nia is on the bottom. She did not place in […]
Dance Moms, Maddie Ziegler Lands Another Huge Gig!
There is no rest for the weary, and that applies even when you are twelve years old if you are Maddie Ziegler. Fresh off her starring role on stage at THE GRAMMYS, Maddie has been plucked by Elle magazine to be a Fashion Week correspondent! This isn’t even Elle Girl. It’s Elle! Maddie will be […]
Maddie Ziegler Dances With Shia LaBeouf in New Sia Video, Elastic Heart
Maddie Ziegler of Dance Moms fame has another starring role in Sia’s latest video, Elastic Heart. Maddie’s co-star in the video is Shia LaBeouf. Now there is and interesting choice. I guess this means Shia is ready to be famous again. Elastic Heart is from the same autobiographical body of work in which Sia explores […]