The Real Housewives of Orange County have apparently been told to keep the ratings up for the upcoming reunion. Meghan is attacking Vicki nonstop on Twitter while retweeting comments from deranged fans about what great parenting skills she has. (I’m not kidding, that is really happening). Heather told ET that she is done with Vicki […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion: Must See First Look
UPDATED! CLICK THROUGH FOR THE TOPIC BREAKDOWN FOR ALL THREE EPISODES OF REUNION! This is going to be just as nasty of a reunion as we expected. Even Tamra screams at Vicki! I don’t think Vicki admits to anything regarding Brooks illness though. It will end completely unresolved. It’s interesting that Brooks flew to NYC […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Season Final Recap: Baptism by Fire
Words cannot express how glad I am that this is the last regular episode of this season of Real Housewives of Orange County. It’s going to be a night of blasphemy and betrayal so I suppose we should get started. Will Tamra learn to pronounce the word ‘pastor’ before getting dunked ? We’re going straight […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Satan Loves Confusion
I am so far behind in getting started on Real Housewives of Orange County tonight. Someone is trying to make my brain explode and it is TOTALLY WORKING. I have a long night of work to do and I shall do it spitting nails up to the part where I finally get drunk during the […]
It’s Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Day; Let The Bloodbath Begin
First of all, where is Meghan in this photo? She flew back from Vietnam and Cambodia and says she fainted on the flight home. But, she did tweet an hour ago that the was ready headed to the reunion. Shouldn’t she already be there in hair and makeup? God I hope she is late, that […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Broken Records
Okay so around 2 pm today Tamaratattles.com went dead for about an hour. It was horrifying. This is something that never happens when you stay in the shallow end of the pool. That was tens of thousands of views that never happened and I already need to get my numbers up to keep my head […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Suspicious Minds
It’s time to beat the dead horses some more on Real Housewives of Orange County. Does Brooks have cancer? When will Jim divorce his current model of wife? Is Meghan still a cunt? What’s going on with Shannon and Vicki? Oh, boy. I can hardly wait to rejoin this Aries party, already in progress. […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Fire Signs
Here we go again with Real Housewives of Orange County and the Brooks drama. I am so over this. Heather Meghan and Heather meet for dinner to talk about Haley throwing a huge party when all the parental units were out of town. While she should face consequences, when your mother has terminal cancer, I […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: A Storm is Coming
It’s time for more Real Housewives of Orange County! This season is starting to feel long to me. I hope we can have an upbeat episode. But I’m not optimistic. Meghan is an idiot who does not know how to cook boxed minute rice. Who buys that shit in the first place? I’m not even […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Sex, Lies and Leeches
It’s time to head back to Orange County and pick up where we left off with Vicki and Meghan having it out over Meghan’s insistence in participating in Brooks treatment plan while all the while insinuating he doesn’t really have cancer because of some fakeass psychic scene on a TV show. I already have […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Meghan Edmonds is A Horrible Excuse for a Human
I will probably regret recapping this. I deliberately skipped last week’s episode. I just can’t with all the fools that think Brooks is faking cancer. It’s just ridiculous. But I shall forge ahead tonight in the hopes that the comments will not require constant moderation. The word cancer sends post directly to moderation on this […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Girl Code
Wait! This episode is called Girl Code? Will they play Luann’s stupid song as background music? My sleep schedule seems to include a fit a narcolepsy that overlaps with prime time one way or another these days. So I am off to a late start tonight. We begin back in paradise where the party is […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Swimming With Sharks
I feel like it has been ten years since I watched this show. I had forgotten all about the wives trip to Tahiti! Tonight we are in for a skinny dip by Tamra, some voluntary swimming with the sharks, and some (well deserved) mean girl gossip about Meghan. Shall we? As soon as they play […]