It looks like we are going to keep making RHOA a success. I blame you people for this news. NEW YORK – November 11, 2014 – Bravo Media delivers record ratings as “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” earned the network’s highest-rated season premiere ever with over 3.8 million total viewers and over 2.2 million P18-49, […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Number of Secrets Revealed? ZERO.
Let’s be honest. Bravo does this to us every season. We are done. We are so done. But there are some things left unresolved. Surely, the will resolve them. We have hope. Yet resolution never comes. So here we go again. All we really care about seeing at this point is footage of the Marry, […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Guilt Trip
February 28th, Four Days Before the Plea Deal Of course we begin with a scene with Teresa, mother of the year, cooking with her adorable kids while wearing an apron that says please don’t send the mother of these adorable children off to college! Well, minus the apron part. Even Audrina is in on the […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 2: Bitter? Party of One?
It’s now or never for the RHOOC to get everything all wrapped up for the season. Let’s see if Andy asks any hard-hitting questions. A viewer essentially asks Shannon if Dr. Moon is fleecing her. Shannon says no, that he has healed her kids by his touch of many things. Um, the way I said […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 1 Beadors Win!
The ladies all arrive to the reunion in sweats without a drop of makeup on. They are filmed getting ready for the day. Heather Dubrow gets a haircut with a completely new style while she is preparing to go on national TV. It’s a good thing it came out all right. Vicki seems confident going […]
Predictions For Tonight’s Orange County Reunion
Observer2 has asked for a spot to discuss what we expect to happen on tonight’s reunion show. Will anyone walk of the set in dramatic fashion only to be hauled back out for the next scene? Will Heather stick up for Tamra or will the entire mob unite against her? How many times will we […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Blog Round Up!
The ladies of Orange County share their final thoughts on each other in their last blogs of the season. Vicki on her feelings about her cast mates at the end of the season: Let’s put it this way, although I don’t agree with everything Tamra does, I want the best for her and don’t want […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Finale: All Apologies…
Wow, Eddie’s acting is improving. See that Hollywood? He is the next Neil Patrick Harris! He can play a believable straight man even though we all know.. that acting is hard. Tamra’s talking head victim, really? I can’t. Can I just zip through to the end when everything happens? OMG Tamra did fly home […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Everyone is Over Tamra
Shannon is done with Tamra, but holds out hope for a friendship with Heather: I am not happy that I haven’t had time alone with Tamra. Her bike ride ran long and she was even late for the Balinese dancers. I did my best to initiate a conversation one-on-one with her at the dinner […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Eat, Pray, Run.
And I am going to need someone to tell me who won the pressure challenge on Masterchef. Because without fail something happens on Mondays during Masterchef and I have two shows that tape at 9 and I miss the ending. Please tell me it was Lesley. Thanks. Love the lobby furniture of this Bali resort. […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Blogs: Shannon and Lizzie…
So far this week, the only OC housewives to put up a blog are Shannon and Lizzie. Shannon seems like she really enjoyed her time with Vicki on the trip. I’m glad so far she is enjoying the trip and staying out of most of the conflicts. Lizzie on the other hand is absolutely furious […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Bali Hoes!
Heather is running through the plane while people are trying to sleep being a rude asshole on a commercial flight. I thought she was supposed to be the well-mannered one. I would have expected it from Tamra or Vicki, but come on Heather. Act like you have been on a plane before. Oh there this […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: A Hairy Situation
Apparently, Melissa drives a Bentley. What is it with these housewives. Even Joe just said they are having money problems. Perhaps it is because they are buying tons of shit they can’t afford? Americans are so stupid with money. I just can’t. More than likely they are getting a super cheap lease deal from this […]
Tamra Judge Is Losing Her Mind On Facebook
UPDATE: At some point last night Lizzie and Tamra went head to head over the whole #BirthdayPartyGate. Tamra tried to prove her point by posting a text (that I am told was about Heather’s Valentine’s party not Lizzie’s birthday) and Tamra’s screen grab of the text included Lizzie’s private cell phone number. Then Tamra’s Facebook […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Valentines and Birthday Whines
Vicki and Tamra go for a walk so that Tamra can bitch about Ryan getting married. Tamra is right though, everything that happens to Vicki happens to her, divorce, kid with a health scare, wedding, and soon baby. Tamra and Vicki talk about Shannon. Vicki tries to explain to Tamra that she needs to […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Blog Round-Up
Time for a Real Housewives of New Jersey blog round-up! Ratings for this season are dropping like a rock. Personally, I think it is because Caroline is not there. And three new people is at least one too many. I have always said these shows would do better with less housewives. We would be able […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Blog Round-Up
It’s time for the weekly blog round up for the Real Housewives of Orange County! A line has been drawn between Shannon and Tamra & Heather. Let’s see makes up the current alliances. I ‘m starting with Lizzie, who was on WWHL this week, (sorry for not recapping Monday was a busy night with the […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Fully Loaded
Back at Lizzie’s lovely beach house dinner, Tamra is literally grabbing Shannon by the head and pushing her away from Heather. You are the one that lit this fire Tamra, why don’t you just sit back and cackle while it burns? Tamra goes running through the house after Shannon grabbing her everywhere she can and […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Oh Christmas Tre!
It’s Christmastime in New Jersey! I love a good Christmas episode! YAY! We start at Tre’s house where Tre and her family are setting up the family tree. Tre says it is great to stay home this year for Christmas and be out of the public eye. Um, Tre, the public doesn’t pay you […]
RHONJ Blog Round-Up! Nicole Said What????
Okay, I started this blog days ago and then saw something shiny and forgot all about it. Now I am dying for you guys to finish reading it so that you can explain Nicole’s comment to me! Teresa’s blog focused on her family, and all of the people who were in the pretty picture: […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Point Break
We begin tonight with a double date with Vicki, Brooks, Heather and Terry. It doesn’t take long for Terry to ask about their trip with Shannon and David. Terry says, “I’m sure you heard what happened with Shannon at our house. ” Vicki gives a brief run-down of Shannon’s side. Heather immediately comes for […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: What A Difference A Plea Deal Makes
I’m so excited for Real Housewives of New Jersey to be back! It’s clear from the title Bravo chose to exploit the legal woes of Teresa and Joe Giudice as much as possible. And frankly, I could not be happier. White collar felonies committed just for the pretense of social status are particularly vile to […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Nobody Trusts Tamra
We begin with the Real Members of the AARP dancing on the bar in Mexico. Seriously, they are about 35 years to old for that nonsense. The next day, Vicki takes the Beadors horse back riding. Shannon complains. She goes out of her way to make a nice romantic lunch for just the Beadors. Shannon […]
Grab Some Orange Juice And Get Caught Up on RHOOC Blogs!
It’s time for the Real Housewives of Orange County blog round-up! Heather’s blog was short and the only interesting thing is that she is worried that people will judge her for hiring a chef to add to her staff. She basically tells people to get over it, she can afford it and it frees her […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Shannon and Heather May Be the Same Person
We begin with Shannon and David getting ready to go to Mexico. Shannon is still freaked out by the email David sent her. But David is being extra affectionate with Shannon. Every time they switch back and forth between Shannon and Heather I am struck by how similar they are. At Heather’s house she has […]
Shannon Beador Talks Marriage and Her Friendship With Tamra
This week in RHOOC Bravo Blogs, Shannon is really the only one with anything interesting to say. Shannon gives a very open and frank account of her feelings on Monday night’s episode of Real Housewives of Orange County ..I think. But there are a few confusing points. Here is what she has to say about […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Not A Good Day, La
It’s already time to return to the OC! Time seems to be flying by. It seems like just last week we were ringing in the new year! So what insignificant issue will the ladies fight about tonight? Will revisit #ChairGate or #BullGate or is it going to be all about Good Day LA? Vicki and Heather […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Blogs Round-Up
As I found myself wandering over the to RHOOC Bravo blogs, I wondered why I was even bothering. It was a really ridiculous episode full of boring arguments about nothing. All would have been avoided if Tamra would have just said, “Thank you Heather, it was so kind of you to think of Cut […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Not So Silent Night
I totally forgot to do my set up with the first look tonight so this blog will probably take longer than usual. Tamra and Ryan go back to the doctor. The doctor tells Ryan he is in danger of having a heart attack and a stroke. Ryan says he has heart flutters. In a somewhat […]
Real Real Housewives of Orange County Choke-lahoma Recap
It’s Christmas in the OC! Shannon loves Christmas and is doing a photo shoot for her Christmas cards. Heather is doing her photo shoot for cards as well! These two are so alike that it causes problems. For reasons that remain unclear, Heather is doing her photos in front of a brick wall. Both Shannon […]
The Real Housewives of Orange County Dish on Mechanical Bull Gate
Yes, I know the whole “GATE” thing is played out, but I’m having trouble letting it go. Remember Stiletto Gate? That was awesome. Over at the RHOOC blogs only Lizzie, Shannon and Heather have weighed in. It seems a lot of housewives just don’t even bother with their blogs these days. There is nothing really […]
The Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Showdown at the Hoe Down!
Time for Real Housewives of Orange County! Let’s see how we bash Heather tonight. We start with Heather with her family in a staged holiday cooking scene. Only it is California, so instead of making divinity and fudge they seem to be sacking up granola or some shit. I dunno. Maybe it’s kale balls. I […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: I Could Chair Less.
We start with Shannon and Vicki going to Shannon’s whackadoodle “energy doctor” for some acupuncture. I have never seen anyone get acupuncture on TV who even admitted they could feel anything when the needles were inserted. I was also unaware anal probing was part of the procedure. Plus, did he plug the needles into some sort of […]