This post has spoilers from tonight’s Bachelorette so if you haven’t watched it and don’t want to be spoiled, don’t read any further. It came down to two bachelors who were both madly in love with her. One was devastated and the other was elated. We saw the final dates where she was in love […]
The Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Trailer Is A Jawdropper
Here is the official PR. This season on “Vanderpump Rules,” Lisa is joined once again by Jax Taylor,Scheana Shay, Tom Sandoval, Ariana Madix, Katie Maloney, Tom Schwartz and Kristen Doute, along with James Kennedy. On a mission to keep SUR one of the hottest restaurants in Los Angeles, Lisa is faced with the ongoing challenge […]
Empire Season Premiere Recap: There’s a New Jamal in Town
I am finally getting a second to watch Empire! I’m so excited. I don’t think I will recap as much and just sort of comment from the couch. Recapping dramas is HARD. We start the show with Lucious Lyon still in the pokey three months later and still trying to run things. The boys are […]
Vanderpump Rules Update: Guess Who Just Got Engaged.
Vanderpump Rules has been filming for a bit and SHOCKER! Katie’s Tom apparently proposed about 15 minutes ago. Um no one is shocked. But is that the ring? I am not mocking it at all but it doesn’t look like a diamond, which is fine, but generally they get a promotional consideration for […]
The Blacklist
Just finished this week’s episode. Was that the season finale? Is someone coming to take the fulcrum? Who is the good guy? Tom Keene? Reddington? IS THERE A GOOD GUY? What does Red want with the assassin lady with all of the disguises. Why did he send Mr. Kaplan, I thought she was simply for […]
Vanderpump Rules: Secrets Revealed #Eyeroll
I’m gonna go ahead and guess that no secrets will be revealed tonight. I plan on having a snack while blogging, which is impossible if something is actually going to happen. These “secrets revealed” shows used to have new footage and show outtakes and shit but lately it’s just more reunion crap we have already heard […]
EMPIRE TWO HOUR SEASON FINALE!
I am going to continue my slackassery today but I am watching the two hour finale of Empire and I know we are going to want to talk about his! It just started and already Hakeem is going rogue, Cookie is fired and the hot body guard is moving to DC? We can’t let him […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part 2: Beating Dead Horses to a Bloody Pulp
For some reason at exactly 8 pm Banjo needs to go out, the phone rings, three people start emailing me crap, and 20 moderated people start a posting frenzy and the creepy Gaybor starts standing in the yard tripping on drugs of one sort or another so I am quite far behind getting started with this […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: I Was Bored
Sorry for the delay. I was otherwise occupied last night and unavailable for recapping. I am currently about a 398 on a 1- 10 anger scale and not particularly in the mood to recap but since it appears this anger is not going anywhere and I’ve got to go forward and get some work done today. […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Dethroned
Okay, it’s time for the finale so I am making some adjustments to recap this live. I took a shower, and put on clean jammies in honor of the first clean sheets night of 2015 (I’ve been sleeping on the couch mostly). After this and Shahs I will likey pile up in my nice clean […]
VanderPump Rules Recap: Jax Cracks
Why the hell are all of the Bravo production companies married to the idea of having so many damn rehash scenes at the beginning of every episode? Jax and Tom and Ariana, Katie and Stassi’s new butt barnacle, James and Lisa… enough! The new episode doesn’t start until seven minutes in! And sadly the new […]
VanderPump Rules Recap: Ring on a String
It’s time for the Scheana and Shay’s reception. I think they got married at the perfect time of day. followed by cocktail hour. The setting is really beautiful. Lisa and Kristen have a run in at the wedding. Kristen points out that Lisa doesn’t have any business in her staff’s personal relationships. Stassi and […]
Jax Fails To See That He and Kristen Are Two Peas in a Pod !
Jax’ blog this week is all about how crazy and manipulative Kristen is. This is certainly not news. But Jax doesn’t seem to grasp that everything Kristen does that is crazy and manipulative is mild in comparison to the things Jax has done. Since it is Sunday, perhaps I will share a bit […]
Scheana Marie Shay Shares The Best And Worst Moments of Her Wedding Ceremony
This week on Vanderpump Rules we all saw Scheana Marie overcome a few obstacles to get herself down the aisle and married to Mike Shay. First of all, I forget what Scheana’s maiden name is because she rarely used it in publicity information, but Scheana Marie Shay is an awesome name. Also, a few people […]
Vanderpump Rules: For Better Or Worse, Scheana Got Married
We begin with cocktail waitress, Scheana stopping by her boss’s big pink mansion to talk about her feelings about her upcoming wedding day. Didn’t we all do that when we got married? High tea with out boss to discuss our heightened emotions over our big day? The reception dinner will of course be at SUR. […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Kristen’s SURetirement
We start with a Vanderpump family meeting. I’m having audio problems. Lisa spends her family time talking about Kristen. Of course she does. Pandy, Max, and Ken all jump on the Kristen hate bus. Lisa is hesitant to fire Kristen because she secretly adores her. Cut to James DJing a pool party. Kristen and James […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Sayonara, Stassi!
The gang returns from Miami. In the grand scheme of things, the trip was a success. Sure there was the dramatic reveal of Jax’s previous life as a gay sugarboy, and his later blog that basically said, “Hey! Sandoval did it too!” And yeah, Kristen let her crazy fly in an attempt to further her […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Jax Reunites With His Miami Sugar Daddy!
On this episode of Vanderpump Rules, we finally get some intel on the rumors about “Jax” that have been swirling since the very first episode of this series. Since the show began I’ve gotten emails from gay men informing me that Jax used to be a male escort and had a sugar daddy who took […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap : Things Begin To Go South Beach
On tonight’s Vanderpump Rules the gang goes to Miami for a bachelor, bachelorette party. Because a 3,000 miles from home is the perfect place to have a party. Especially when Bravo is paying. I’m not complaining. I love seeing Miami on TV, I wish it wasn’t the kiss of death for reality franchises though. Apparently, […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: In This Case You CAN Catch An STD From A Toilet Seat
This week on Vanderpump Rules, all the guys head off to party in San Diego. Who is going to mix the damn cocktails at SUR? But first, Stassi and two nameless minions lie in wait for Vail. They would like to rope her into their Stassi Butt Sniffing Society, but that’s not the stuff that […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Apparently It Snows a Lot In Vail
Can we all say a little prayer that there will be plenty of Kristen tonight? Because, in case you haven’t noticed I’ve been sort of half way back on the crazy train lately and Kristen makes me feel sane. She’s my favorite because I look at her and think, “well, at least I am not […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: PUMP’s First Gay Pride
Stassi is such a cuntsicle. Sorry for the lack of introductory commentary but MY GOD this woman is vile. She’s basically telling Katie to tell Schwartz to dump his friends for her, when Schwartz walks in with flowers and Stassi lays into him. I am thinking Katie should just nailgun Stassi to the wall at […]
Vanderpump Rules: Once a Cheater…
Last week on this intellectual drama, we explored the deep and thought-provoking question, “Did Katie cheat on Schwartz?” We also delved a bit into Schwartz’s work ethic or lack thereof. This week our intellectual exploration continues as we delve into the life altering question, “Did Schwartz cheat on Katie?” If we’ve learned anything thing from […]
Did Katie Cheat of Schwartz or Not?
So on last night’s Vanderpump Rules, Jax and Scheana were adamant that Katie had made out with a random guy in a bar and stated repeatedly that she has “motorboated his crotch!” They were eye witnesses. It was the dramatic storyline ! It will be a storyline next week! But now, it seems from the […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: How Does One Motorboat Someone’s Dick in Public?
Oooops sorry off to a very late start. Weird day. Let’s do this! Tom Schwartz wants a dog? Tom Schwartz can’t even take care of himself. I barely go anywhere and having a dog is an issue. This is a stupid idea. Oh he is getting one with Katie to keep her from dumping him […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Jax Nose Best, Peter’s Nose is Up Stassi’s Ass
I’m sort of looking forward to recapping the episode of that show where all the men are gay and everyone, including their girlfriends, pretend not to notice. Because all of the trial and news junkie stuff is getting old fast. So the two Toms and Jax are off to the salon for mani/pedis and eyebrow threading […]
Vanderpump Rules: Grand Opening and Closure (Recap)
I feel sort of bad for still liking Lisa Vanderpump after learning about the court cases at Villa Blanca, but I can’t help myself. I mean I keep taking Andy Cohen back after his crappy behavior and he doesn’t even have the posh accent or the fancy closet. So I am just going to pretend […]
Vanderpump Rules Cast Discuss The Season So Far
Those crazy kids from Vanderpump Rules are blogging. And let’s just say no one has a ghost writer. That explains why Jax doesn’t have one. Lisa Vanderpump and Tom Sandoval both Vlogged and I didn’t even watch I just read the transcripts. Mostly because I am binging on True Tori and eating all the chocolate […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: All Fired Up!
Tonight on Vanderpump Rules, we return to the scene of the fight between Tom and James. By the way, Kristen may be my favorite crazy person on any reality show ever. I get she has a mental illness but she’s fun crazy, like mmm…other people I know. Anyway, these boys fight like girls. Kristen […]
VanderPump Rules: Instafight Season Premiere Recap
Okay. Time to try to forget all the reasons not to like Lisa Vanderpump and enjoy the premiere of Vanderpump Rules! Jax claims he is a new man in the best place in his life he has ever been. He just has to be careful not to screw it up because that is a pattern […]
Vanderpump Rules Season Three Premieres November 3rd
Vanderpump Rules is back. While most of us aren’t particularly over-joyed by that, the show brings in a whole slew of young folks who we should prepare to be nice to. Or nice ish 🙂 Plus, season two sort of won me over a little bit. To me, it is much more palatable to see young, […]
Untying the Knot Double Feature
While I have a few minutes, let’s check in on the last two episodes of Untying the Knot and see what sort of crap the latest divorcing couples are fighting over. The Episode: A Date for Divorce In this episode, we have a Mustang, “their dream house”, two dogs and a T-shirt collection. This should […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Husbands Tell All
I am sort of looking forward to this honestly. Let’s hope it doesn’t let me down. The guys all arrive at Bar One and everyone heads to the bar. Apollo asks for water. Peter, fool that he is tries to get him to drink. I guess they guys don’t know on of Apollo’s conditions for […]