This July heat continues to zap the life out of me. I am sleeping for hours every few hours and then awake again. I feel like I have a fever even thought it is 76 degrees inside, which isn’t bad at all. My temperature is actually below normal from all the cold water I am […]
RHONY Recap: Remember Your Blue Stone Manners
I’m doing the setups for the RHONY recap three hours early and I already have a headache just thinking about this show. Or maybe it is a traumatic brain injury for days of working on taxes. Okay, it is officially time for more drinking and screaming like a lunatic on national TV! We didn’t even […]
RHONY Partial Recap And Commenting Post
I’m just going to post what I have if that is okay…I just sort of had to stop last night. I’m not going anywhere, I still want to chat with you guys. I just need a bit of time off the pressure. It’s time for another RHONY recap and I am excited to see who […]
RHONY Recap: Eat, Drink & Be Scary
It’s finally time for a new episode of RHONY! Recently, Bravo release some new taglines for the show. I thought that was odd so I ask SOURCE what the story was. I was told that production was moving in a whole new direction for the second half of the season. Not sure what that means […]
RHONY Recap: Love Him And Leave Them
This will be the last RHONY recap for the next two or three weeks as production gets caught up after the shutdown due to the pandemic. Tonight, Tinsley announces that she is moving to Chicago to marry Scott. Perhaps this will shut Dorinda the fuck up. Ugh. It’s Halloween. I hate Halloween episodes. But first, […]
Tinsley Mortimer Finally Flashes THE RING!
It’s BIG. Looks like an oval shape to me. But as someone with a serious bangle game, I am more distracted about what is on her arm… I miss Asa Soltan Rahmati to talk gold bangles with. 🙁 I am probably going to have to give mine up once I settle overseas. In other news, […]
Tinsley Mortimer FINALLY Gets Her Man And Her Ring!
Some of us had our doubts about Tinsley Mortimer’s most recent campaign to get Scott Kluth down on one knee. After spending several weeks in Chicago when she was supposed to be filming RHONY, Scott finally got down on one knee in a very public way on Sunday night. The pair were walking past the […]
About Those Tinsley Mortimer Rumors…
Tinsley Mortimer has not quit RHONY. She has gotten back together with Scott Kluth and has been going back and forth between Chicago and NYC during filming. She recently told production that she would not be a a couple of upcoming shoots because she would be in Chicago. Production has told her that they will […]
RHONY Recap: Luann Land
We are back in upstate New York at Luann’s roundhouse on the Hudson for tonight’s RHONY Recap. We’re mid-fight between Luann and Bethenny over Luann’s lack of appreciation for Bethenny’s support. Luann has reverted to season one Luann this season. It’s not attractive. Luann doesn’t seem to remember who was at her Halloween cabaret. I […]
RHONY Recap: Upstate Girls
On tonight’s RHONY Recap, the ladies are heading up to upstate New York to spend some time at Luann’s new house. Sonja often take a Jitney to the Hamptons. But for the trip upstate she is the only passenger in a luxurious van. There is TV and Internet and comfortable cars. I need to know […]
RHONY Recap: Shalloween
It’s time for another RHONY Recap! Tonight is going to be a doozey! Luann de Lesseps has a big Halloween performance. Clearly, she has been drinking on the down low at these events the entire time. She’s got a hearing in from of a Palm Beach judge for violating probation two weeks from tomorrow! It’s Halloween […]
RHONY Recap: Tears Of A Clown
Who is ready for another RHONY Recap? I’m not sure I am. We have way too many franchises of the housewives. I think that is the problem. The formulaic, misogynistic storylines are just way to apparent to everyone. And yet it’s women that are watching this garbage. This has been my issue for a long […]
RHONY Recap: Birds, Broads, And Breakups
On tonight’s RHONY Recap, a familiar face returns to the show and receives an over the top welcome. And the story about Ramona Singer’s behavior at a charity ball where she ditched Dorinda Medley and lied to Page Six makes the show. Ramona invited Dorinda to the Angel Ball, another charity event that is a […]
RHONY Recap: It’s Kind Of A Phone-Y Story
It’s time for another RHONY Recap. As we begin, Sonja Morgan is in a drunken spiral at Dorinda’s beautiful dinner table. Art Smith and the Bear Naked Chef have high-tailed it out of there. It’s all over but the crying. And of course someone will soon be sleeping with the fishes. I hope it is […]
Real Housewives Of New York Recap: Sleeping With The Fishes
Last week’s RHONY recap ended with Luann de Lesseps storming out of the dinner at the Wheatleigh Hotel without even finishing her filet mignon! And, it was all because she didn’t want to sleep in the fish room! That’s so very childish! Luann books a room at the Wheatleigh. Dorinda points out to Ramona that […]
Real Housewives of New York: Shark Bait
For the next two episodes of RHONY, we are going to argue about who has to sleep in the “fish room” at Blue Stone Manor. They can’t be serious. I really feel like production is making this into the RHONY version of The RHOBH Great Champagne Coupe Disaster of 2017. We don’t need this ridiculousness. […]
Real Housewives of New York: Making Up Is Hard To Do
On tonight’s Real Housewives of New York it would suit me just fine if Luann de Lesseps and Dorinda Medley would just makeup already. Things start off looking good. Bethenny Frankel has summoned Luann to the bar to chat with Dorinda. John Mahdessian is there. Fake compliments are being dished out. There is chit chat about […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: It’s A Clam Shame
Before tonight’s episode of RHONY even starts, Ramona Singer, aka The Apologizer apologizes for saying horrendous things about Dennis Shields who passed away only recently. You know what Ramona Singer? If you are constantly apologizing and then doing the same things over and over, people will not want to be around you. You are lucky […]
RHONY Recap: Things Are Going Southampton
It’s time to head back to The Hamptons where the RHONY are divided into two factions. Team Luann and Team Dorinda. Let’s see what team each of the RHONY end up on. At least on tonights RHONY Recap Ramona’s House In the left corner, weighing in at… not very many pounds… we have Dorinda Medley, […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Divided They Summer
On the first episode of RHONY, everyone is in The Hamptons, or planning to head that direction. However, they are not all staying together. And, they are not all speaking. The episode starts off with some big news that happened during the hiatus. Luann de Lesseps was sued by her children and the Count over […]
Looks Like Tinsley And Scott Are On Again!
These two are yet another lengthy vacation since the end of June! They’ve been to Prague, Budapest, Venice and are now in Paris. I’m sooooo jealous!
Are Tinsley Mortimer And Scott Kluth Getting Back Together?
Tinsley gave us a bit of news about her broken relationship with Scott Kluth today. But first, let’s talk about the news of their breakup. At the time I have very little information on why the two broke up. The couple appears to have split around the time in September when they returned to Chicago […]
Tinsley Mortimer And Scott Kluth Have Separated
Well, the fairy tale love affair between Tinsley Mortimer and Scott Kluth has ended. I for one have the sads. That seems to be the universal reaction to everyone I talked to about this today. I’ve delayed writing this post until I could speak to one of her representatives that I know so I could […]
Tinsley Mortimer Reflects On Her First Season On RHONY … And Her Future With Scott Kluth
It’s been a while since I did a purple pen, and I don’t have much to say about this latest blog by Tinsley, but I was quite interested in what she had to say! It looks like she worked through all of her drama in Miami: Wow! I can’t believe RHONY Season 9 is over. […]
A Tale of Two Instagrams
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it […]
Tinsley Mortimer Is In Chicago With Scott Kluth!
Tinsley Mortimer is in Chicago with Scott Kluth this weekend and they are currently strolling the Magnificent Mile! It seems she is about to be the recipient of a beautiful blue Chanel Boy Bag. I just checked and that handbag costs $5,500 dollars unless she got a celebrity discount for posting it on Instagram. I […]
TInsley Mortimer Allegedly Dating Coupon King Scott Kluth
Tinsley Mortimer has found love according to the often inaccurate Page Six. The site claims that Tinsley has fallen for Scott Kluth the founder and CEO of CouponCabin,com a site loaded with coupon codes to use while shopping on the Internet. Kluth began his multi-million dollar empire at age 25 after working on the startup […]