As you know, here at Tamara Tattles, we watch Vanderpump Rules specifically to see what entertaining crazy Kristen Doute will bring to the show. It seems she is going all out during filming this season damn near killing herself. Almost two weeks ago she broke her orbital bones (eye socket) in some sort of […]
The Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Trailer Is A Jawdropper
Here is the official PR. This season on “Vanderpump Rules,” Lisa is joined once again by Jax Taylor,Scheana Shay, Tom Sandoval, Ariana Madix, Katie Maloney, Tom Schwartz and Kristen Doute, along with James Kennedy. On a mission to keep SUR one of the hottest restaurants in Los Angeles, Lisa is faced with the ongoing challenge […]
Vanderpump Rules Update: Guess Who Just Got Engaged.
Vanderpump Rules has been filming for a bit and SHOCKER! Katie’s Tom apparently proposed about 15 minutes ago. Um no one is shocked. But is that the ring? I am not mocking it at all but it doesn’t look like a diamond, which is fine, but generally they get a promotional consideration for […]
Vanderpump Rules: Secrets Revealed #Eyeroll
I’m gonna go ahead and guess that no secrets will be revealed tonight. I plan on having a snack while blogging, which is impossible if something is actually going to happen. These “secrets revealed” shows used to have new footage and show outtakes and shit but lately it’s just more reunion crap we have already heard […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part 2: Beating Dead Horses to a Bloody Pulp
For some reason at exactly 8 pm Banjo needs to go out, the phone rings, three people start emailing me crap, and 20 moderated people start a posting frenzy and the creepy Gaybor starts standing in the yard tripping on drugs of one sort or another so I am quite far behind getting started with this […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: I Was Bored
Sorry for the delay. I was otherwise occupied last night and unavailable for recapping. I am currently about a 398 on a 1- 10 anger scale and not particularly in the mood to recap but since it appears this anger is not going anywhere and I’ve got to go forward and get some work done today. […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Dethroned
Okay, it’s time for the finale so I am making some adjustments to recap this live. I took a shower, and put on clean jammies in honor of the first clean sheets night of 2015 (I’ve been sleeping on the couch mostly). After this and Shahs I will likey pile up in my nice clean […]
VanderPump Rules Recap: Jax Cracks
Why the hell are all of the Bravo production companies married to the idea of having so many damn rehash scenes at the beginning of every episode? Jax and Tom and Ariana, Katie and Stassi’s new butt barnacle, James and Lisa… enough! The new episode doesn’t start until seven minutes in! And sadly the new […]
VanderPump Rules Recap: Ring on a String
It’s time for the Scheana and Shay’s reception. I think they got married at the perfect time of day. followed by cocktail hour. The setting is really beautiful. Lisa and Kristen have a run in at the wedding. Kristen points out that Lisa doesn’t have any business in her staff’s personal relationships. Stassi and […]
Jax Fails To See That He and Kristen Are Two Peas in a Pod !
Jax’ blog this week is all about how crazy and manipulative Kristen is. This is certainly not news. But Jax doesn’t seem to grasp that everything Kristen does that is crazy and manipulative is mild in comparison to the things Jax has done. Since it is Sunday, perhaps I will share a bit […]
Scheana Marie Shay Shares The Best And Worst Moments of Her Wedding Ceremony
This week on Vanderpump Rules we all saw Scheana Marie overcome a few obstacles to get herself down the aisle and married to Mike Shay. First of all, I forget what Scheana’s maiden name is because she rarely used it in publicity information, but Scheana Marie Shay is an awesome name. Also, a few people […]
Vanderpump Rules: For Better Or Worse, Scheana Got Married
We begin with cocktail waitress, Scheana stopping by her boss’s big pink mansion to talk about her feelings about her upcoming wedding day. Didn’t we all do that when we got married? High tea with out boss to discuss our heightened emotions over our big day? The reception dinner will of course be at SUR. […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Kristen’s SURetirement
We start with a Vanderpump family meeting. I’m having audio problems. Lisa spends her family time talking about Kristen. Of course she does. Pandy, Max, and Ken all jump on the Kristen hate bus. Lisa is hesitant to fire Kristen because she secretly adores her. Cut to James DJing a pool party. Kristen and James […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Sayonara, Stassi!
The gang returns from Miami. In the grand scheme of things, the trip was a success. Sure there was the dramatic reveal of Jax’s previous life as a gay sugarboy, and his later blog that basically said, “Hey! Sandoval did it too!” And yeah, Kristen let her crazy fly in an attempt to further her […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Jax Reunites With His Miami Sugar Daddy!
On this episode of Vanderpump Rules, we finally get some intel on the rumors about “Jax” that have been swirling since the very first episode of this series. Since the show began I’ve gotten emails from gay men informing me that Jax used to be a male escort and had a sugar daddy who took […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap : Things Begin To Go South Beach
On tonight’s Vanderpump Rules the gang goes to Miami for a bachelor, bachelorette party. Because a 3,000 miles from home is the perfect place to have a party. Especially when Bravo is paying. I’m not complaining. I love seeing Miami on TV, I wish it wasn’t the kiss of death for reality franchises though. Apparently, […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: In This Case You CAN Catch An STD From A Toilet Seat
This week on Vanderpump Rules, all the guys head off to party in San Diego. Who is going to mix the damn cocktails at SUR? But first, Stassi and two nameless minions lie in wait for Vail. They would like to rope her into their Stassi Butt Sniffing Society, but that’s not the stuff that […]