By The Lady Cocotte Vanderpump Rules is heading back to Mexico and you know what that means. Drinking. Tiny bathing suits with weird coverups. And drama. Lots of drama. Although it could never be as iconic as a Stassi birthday trip, I’m excited to see what a week of tequila and bad decisions look like. […]
Vanderpump Rules: Watch Your Back
By The Lady Cocotte I thought this season of Vanderpump Rules was going to be all about The Hair. It’s not. It’s all about vaginas. I have one of those. I don’t make a big production of it. At least tonight we’re treated to a new -gate: Is Jeremy creepy? Or is Stassi a lying […]
#WWHL With Ariana Madix and Scheana Shay
I’m so behind on recapping. I woke up at the butt crack of dawn today and could not go back to sleep and now I need a nap but first I have to get some things up on the damn site! I do not understand why WWHL has social media accounts if they are not […]
Vanderpump Rules: Vegas! Baby?
By The Lady Cocotte I owe Tamara Tattles a huge “Thank You” for taking over the Vanderpump Rules recaps while I was on vacation. It was nice to get a little break from the radiator. But I’m home now and I’m here to claim what’s mine. Vegas trip? Mine. Showing up late (and drunk) to […]
Vanderpump Rules: Wishful Sinking
We start this week with the morning after a major drinking binge where Lala and James got into it. Wait, isn’t this how most episodes start? It’s just this one has most of them in a cabin at Big Bear Lake. Lala is drinking by 9:15. Which is technically allowed if she is having it […]
Vanderpump Rules: It’s All Happening
There sure are a lot of fires at SUR. If I recall correctly, Villa Rica used to have the same issues. Weird. Oh and hi! It’s me Tamara filling in for Lady C who is frolicking on a beach somewhere without me. I already had to pause to find out if this “Dan” a manager […]
Vanderpump Rules: Screams and Queens
By The Lady Cocotte I can’t believe we’re almost halfway through Vanderpump Rules, season 6. So far, it’s been a gas. Tonight is all about the dueling birthdays. It’s Queen Bee Stassi vs Queen Bey Ariana. Who will come out on top? It depends on the judging criteria. If it’s based on how many times […]
Vanderpump Rules: Call me Jason
By The Lady Cocotte Stassi and James are combining forces to throw a party celebrating Lisa as the new Editor of Beverly Hills Lifestyle magazine. Whew! That’s three fake jobs in one sentence. As soon as Lisa is out of earsight, Stassi relentlessly badgers James about his boyfriend. It’s obnoxiously scripted but necessary to set […]
Vanderpump Rules: Best Mates
By The Lady Cocotte The last we saw our darling Vanderpump Rules friends, Brittany’s mom surprised her daughter with a Kristen Doute-sponsored visit. Jax looked downright terrified to see her. In a split second, he saw all of his manipulations swirling down the drain. And in the real world, he would have reason to be […]
Vanderpump Rules: It’s Not About The Pasta
By The Lady Cocotte There isn’t much that can keep me away from my beloved Vanderpump Rules but this flu sure is trying. I’m going to do my best, because I owe it to the show, but it’s not going to be pretty. So bear with me and try to follow along. Anything that doesn’t […]
Vanderpump Rules: See You Next Tuesday
By The Lady Cocotte It’s been a long week already but Vanderpump Rules is sure to soothe my weary heart. So far, this season has been popping. They’ve given us an interesting twist on an old classic by having Jax Taylor confess his cheating from the get-go. Now we really get to see behind the […]
#WWHL With Scheana Shay & S.E. Cupp
Andy says that this season of Vanderpump Rules is the best ever. It’s like everyday with the Trump administration. There is just so much new dramatic news every episode! I haven’t watched the episode yet and this post will go up whenever I get to it tomorrow, but I am hyped after that dramatic national […]
Vanderpump Rules: Sex, Lies and Audiotape
By The Lady Cocotte I actually look forward to Vanderpump Rules. It’s definitely the best thing about Mondays. While making dinner, as my anticipation grew, I joked to myself, “I wonder who is going to get caught cheating tonight?” And then I remembered: Rob! I guess it’s not a real relationship if he’s not cheating […]
Vanderpump Rules: Absinthe-minded
By The Lady Cocotte Bravo is starting the new year off on a good foot with a brand new episode of Vanderpump Rules. Bring on the buffoonery! Bring on the inflated egos! Bring on the deep fried goat cheese balls! We gotta keep this party rolling. Scheana, Katie and Stassi spend the night at Brittany’s […]
We Need To Talk About Faith…
Faith from Vanderpump Rules is doing the most to talk about the show and the Jax storyline. I’ve read several stories about her since the episode came out. She seems stupider and stupider in every single one. I’ve actually opted not to post about it because it is all so ridiculous. And she never tells […]
Scheana and Mike Shay’s Divorce is Final
TMZ has been wrong, wronger and wrongest about Phaedra Parks divorce over the past couple of years so I read their posts about divorce settlements with a very critical eye. That said, they are reporting that Scheana and Mike’s divorce has been finalized and the timing is about right. The rest of the story doesn’t […]
WWHL With Stassi and Scheana
I am just now getting around to watching this episode. I am not sure there will be anything interesting to report. We shall see. So far it is montages from the two hour mess that was half Vanderpump Rules and half Summer House. I actually enjoyed Pump Rules but was not into Summer House at all. […]
Scheana Shay Files From Divorce From Michael Shay
The only surprising news about the recently announced divorce of Mike and Scheana Shay is that it lasted as long as it did. I’m not sure anyone thought this made for TV marriage would last. But before we get to that part, here is the official separation announcement as a result of Scheana filing for […]
Scheana Marie’s Neighbor Is Suing Her Because of Her Constant Pot Parties!
UPDATE: Scheana’s rep has released the following statement. “The [Shays] have never received a complaint from a fellow neighbor or building management relating to marijuana smoke stemming from their residence. However, there was a recent issue with a neighboring apartment, which was vacated in December 2015, that had received many complaints. While the [Shays] […]
WWHL With Kristen Doute and Scheana Shay
So last night, I decided that the pairing of Kristen Doute and Scheana Shay needed my full attention so I delayed recapping it until today. Somehow, I still don’t feel quite prepared for this, but here we go. Andy was depressed all day yesterday on Twitter over David Bowie’s death so I expect him […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Birthday Brawls and Chippendales
Okay, I am going to watch Vanderpump Rules and this will be more of a Random Thoughts than a Recap. Update, okay it’s a recap. Because apparently I am unable to look away. Stassi is apparently suspended from work. I must have missed why. Stassi is having a birthday party in Vegas. Since Stassi dumped Jax she is taking Frank as […]