I’m not sure if this is going to be a MDLNY Recap or not. I got tired of doing them because I was basically just describing houses and telling you the contract negotiations and that was pretty dry. But this week looks like a special covid episode where they suddenly have listing appointments outside the […]
MDLNY Recap: New Girl On The Block
Wow! It has been forever since we had a MDLNY recap! It was prepandemic! Page views and comments went down hear during the pandemic, and it was shocking to see how many comments this show used to get. Now that things are easing up, and I am starting to get back on track with the […]
MDLNY Recap: This Is A Great Season!
I kind of lied about this being a MDLNY Recap. It’s more of a discussion posts for the first six episodes. I’m loving this episode. Mostly because Luis is back. I’m starting episode six now and I still haven’t seen the new guy I EXCLUSIVELY told y’all about yet. Maybe this is the episode? I […]
Luis D. Ortiz Is Back For The New Season of MDLNY!
Finally some good news! Luis is back in the real estate business for the new season of Million Dollar Listing New York! I have missed Luis since he threw in the towel and took some time off to travel the world. His Instagram was full of videos of Luis as he embarked on some sort […]
Ryan Serhant And His Wife Emilia Are Proud Parents!
It’s a Girl! Million Dollar Listing New York’s Ryan Serhant and Emilia Bechrakis Serhant welcomed a baby girl on Tuesday February 26th. Both parents announced the babies birth simultaneously on Instagram today. Each new parent shared the news as love letters to their baby daughter. It was clearly a very long road to this baby […]
#WWHL With Ramona Singer And Ryan Serhant
Andy literally is not finished introducing Ramona when she grabs his hand and sprays some of her new face cream on the back of it and does a plug. Andrew is not amused. It seems he is not a fan of hand cream unless he is… well, let your mind wander. Ramona brought Missy as […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Finale: The French Connection
By The Lady Cocotte As shocking as it seems, tonight is the Million Dollar Listing New York season finale. So soon? Mais oui! So let’s pack our bags. We have a LENNY freaking KRAVITZ launch in Paris and our flight is boarding. And if we’re lucky, maybe a very special friend will meet us at […]
WWHL With Golnesa Gharachedaghi And Ryan Serhant
We start off with a sneak peek of next week’s trip to Paris for the MDLNY guys. The time they arrived there Luis was struggling with Paris because he didn’t attach to the city right away. Though I still don’t think he is completely sure that Paris is the city for him, after this scene […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Wake, Sell, Repeat & Pushing the Envelopes
By The Lady Cocotte I think I owe you all an apology. I’ve been under the weather (damn you, Lymopause!) and fell woefully behind on the Million Dollar Listing New York recaps. For shame! Well, Mistress Tamara has wisely shortened the chains on my radiator and I’m back. So bring on the real estate shenanigans! […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: It Takes a (East) Village
By The Lady Cocotte Last week was so much fun I couldn’t resist coming back for another exciting episode of Million Dollar Listing New York. Will Ryan’s no-gimmick gimmick pay off? Will Steve survive his ball busting co-lister? Will Fredrik sweet talk his way out of trouble (again)? Of course they will. But dang […]
Million Dollar Listing New York double feature: Ice, Ice Ryan and Co-List Or No-List
By The Lady Cocotte Million Dollar Listing New York is getting screwed, y’all. Not only is it running the same time as the Big Brother live eviction episode (otherwise known as Tamara Tattles’ must watch show of the week), it’s also competing in a summer jam packed with RHOA filming news, baby mama drama […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Under The Influencers
Ryan Ryan’s client, Nick is late. When he finally shows up he has The Fat Jewish with him. The Fat Jew is making more comments on the property than the actual client. Plus the apartment is way over his budget. The apartments in his price range were much smaller. I think Ryan made a mistake […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Hashtag, You’re It!
Ryan This week, Ryan is trying to sell the two townhouses he listed last week on the same street. The less expensive of the two properties has a seller who barely speaks and is probably the most laid back person on the planet. Ryan brings him a low offer and he just say, “Okay, let’s […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Frankel-y Speaking
Fredrik It’s a RHONY cross-over tonight with Bethenny Frankel checking out one of Fredrik’s listings on her street in solo. Bethenny seems to really like the apartment. She would make one of the six bedrooms a walk in closet. Because, SIX BEDROOMS? Just as Bethenny is randomly asking if the architect is gay or straight, […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: The Kids Aren’t Alright
Fredrik Fredrik is going after a listing in Soho this week that is two of the last cast iron buildings. That sounds like a lot safer place for me to live than on top of the Four Seasons. Maybe I should change my go fund me to this place. It’s just sixteen and a half […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Good As Gold
I am SOFA KING excited about this premiere tonight. I thought I would be really sad with Luis gone, but I have him on Instagram and love seeing him on an adventure in Paris. I think all three guys went to see him when Fredrik was there on his birthday trip. Oh and happiness break! I […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Finale: The Journeys Continue
The Million Dollar Listing New York Finale is apparently going to be a sad one. I was planning on recapping it this weeken but I am functioning about 20% right now and just haven’t had the time to watch it. I wasn’t really worried about being spoiled because really, what can someone say to spoil […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: No Sleep Til Brooklyn Sells
Technical Update: Moments before writing this post, I tried yet another fix to the issues my mobile users are having. Please let me know if you can test it and it works. I plan to move to a new hosting site as soon as possible /Heavy Sigh Here is a recap of tonight’s Million Dollar […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: Bleecker and Bleaker
I seem to have missed an episode of MDLNY. I have only seen one, so either I wasn’t paying attention or this is the third episode. Luis Luis has once again decided to trust Ryan to co-list with him on a $16 million dollar property owned by a developer he wants to do more […]
WWHL With Carole Radziwill and Ryan Serhant
I totally forgot about this show today. I’m going to hit the highlights because it is ShondaLand Thursday. Carole doesn’t think Luann was jealous about her dating the chef, she just thinks she was in a bad place in her life and took it out on her. I know I watched the first episode […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Set to Return For Season Five!
Bravo seems to be starting advertising for upcoming seasons a good five weeks before they air these days. Their latest new season trailer is for season five of Million Dollar Listing. Luis, Fredrik and Ryan are all back. The new listings look amazing, I can’t wait to see all of the drool worthy real estate. […]
Millionaire Dollar Listing NY Double Recap
Fredrik Fredrik’s Time Warner property is not getting any traction at $35 million. When he talks to the owner she wants to raise the price to $42. Fredrik wants to lower the price. The owner is a nut job. The owner sent a letter to the office firing Fredrik in a not very nice way. […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: The First Two Episodes
I am two episodes behind on this so I thought I would get on the new season. I’m not going to do an extensive recap on these two shows. I’ll just make a few comments. It looks like Fredrik and Ryan are going to be jackholes to Luis AGAIN this season. This season, Ryan is […]
WWHL Guest Lists for Next Week Look Decent
Andy Cohen has wasted no time in getting a one on one with Bethenny Frankel for WWHL. It’s already been filmed and will air on Sunday. I’m sure you can barely contain your excitement. Monday’s show really ups the creep factor with two of the biggest walking STDs in Beverly Hills. Allegedly. Kyle is right […]
Bravo Announces Three New Shows And Greenlights Two More For Another Season
Here is Bravo’s latest press release regarding their upcoming shows. Is it me are they really pumping out new programming like crazy these days? It seems like I read somewhere they are now in the number three slot among cable stations with advertising. That’s huge! It seems like they are throwing everything out there to […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Reunion Recap
Andy wastes no time in greeting the guys for the reunion and gets right into the questions. Most embarrassing moments for the guys? Fredrik says the time he dumped a drink on Luis’s head. He starts to explain how terrible he feels when he sees that. He mentions he is twice Luis’s size and […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: Season Finale
The stars have finally aligned for me to recap the finale of Million Dollar Listing New York. I hope you are all still interested. Let’s see how the boys end Season 3. I am looking forward to the reunion where Andy says everyone, including Andy sheds a few tears. Luis Luis gets a call from […]
Million Dollar New York Listing New York Recap: From Pocket Squares to Pocket Listings
Fredrik Fredrik is not getting any bites on his Park Slope listing. He meets with his team to drum up interest among his Manhattan buyers to try to show them how much more space they can buy in Brooklyn. Um, I’m pretty sure they know that, Fredrik. I know that. Nevertheless, he holds a brokers […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: I Dream of Jeanne Recap
Time to check in with the NYC boys. But first, Andy talked about the filming of the reunion show for Million Dollar Listing New York and said that EVERYONE cried including Andy and that it was a good show. Luis Luis is still in Puerto Rico trying to help one of his best clients close […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Ryan Has Two Daddies
Luis Luis has gone to Puerto Rico where he is from to help a client looking for beach property. Since he is not licensed in Puerto Rico, he will not be paid. But he will get to visit his Mama! Puerto Rico looks gorgeous! Luis takes his clients to the St. Regis resort. The clients […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: East Coast v. West Coast
I am TWO episodes behind on this show. I am going to try to knock one out now and the other in the morning. Sorry for the delay. Lots of real life distractions this week. Fredrik Fredrik has a new listing with Ari for $9.9 million. It’s beautiful except for the kitchens and the bathrooms. […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: Bidding War Bitches!
Ryan Ryan still has his haunted listing full of meat cleavers and doll heads. Now that all sorts of spiritual cleansing have occurred he has lots of clients to show the place. I’m still not sure I buy this entire storyline, but it’s kind of funny regardless. The house is listed at $3,995,000 and he […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: An Ugly Couch, A Bloody Saw, A Sperm Oven
Time for am Million Dollar Listing New York Recap! Let’s See how Luis recovers from his devastating loss of listing last week, and if Fredrik can keep his selling streak going on the huge condo deal! Fredrik is busting a nut over a potential listing. It is a stunning apartment but he seems to think […]