It’s time to put a fork in this season of Below Deck. Quite frankly, I’m not sure I can stand one more comment section with the Kate apologists. I often wonder if they even watched the show, especially the previous season. Ben said it best. Kate always needs a target for her anger. This […]
Below Deck Reunion Recap: Je Suis Rocky!
Y’all can hate on Rocky all you want but she was the STAR of this season. Rocky is to Below Deck what Kristen Doubt is to Vanderpump Rules. And that my friends is THE STAR! Please notice she is seated right next to Andy because this night will be all about her. And it’s […]
Below Deck Finale Recap Loose Lips Sink Ships
Ben cut his hand pretty bad chopping onions. Rocky is going to a have to assist Ben in the kitchen. Captain Lee offers to let Connie continue to crew the Eros on a Mediterean trip. Unfortunately, don’t think Captain Lee is the captain on the Mediterrean version of Below Deck that just filmed. I am […]
Below Deck Captain Lee Gives His Weekly Run Down of the Crew
Look, I love Captain Lee. But this storylines this season drive me crazy. Basically it seems the whole season was about getting Ben and David a few episodes at the end of the season. I think Ben had conflict with another job for most of it. These scripted attacks on Leon were simply to get […]
Below Deck Recap: We’ve Got Dirty Laundry
For tonight’s Below Deck Finale EDITED IT IS NOT THE FINALE AND I MUST SEE THE FINALE RIGHT NOW! entitled, Dirty Laundry you should all listen to some Don Henley playing in the background and drink lots of your favorite adult beverages. Sing along with me, won’t you? “Dirty little secrets. Dirty little lies. […]
Below Deck Reunion Gets The Full Treatment!
Below Deck ratings have been amazing this season, and it seems they finally have achieved big fancy reunion status! The filming happened on Friday and the fighting and snark apparently continues. The reunion was filmed in Miami and Andy also had a book signing there on Friday evening. I’m not really sure if he […]
Below Deck Recap: Team Pretty Takes Over Eros!
Once again it has been a very busy news day at TamaraTattles.com and I am thus a good half an hour behind on getting started with this recap of Cynthia Bailey and Claudia Jordan’s adventures on the Eros. I understand that the weather was less than ideal for the trip, but I’m sure they still had […]
Below Deck Recap: I’m Not Sure About You But I’d Call That and Exodus
We are back on Below Deck with the fire alarm going off and Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum trying to figure out how to put out an oven fire. Finally Eddie comes in and tells them to close the damn door. The only one standing in the kitchen at that point is Rocky. Such great […]
Captain Lee Is Clearly Obsessed With Kate…
See the photo above? What is your first thought? Well, okay what is your second thought after thinking (hoping?) Kate’s hair is about to catch fire as she stands there gawking at the fire. Notice Rocky is trying to do something about it while Kate just shouts out orders of things Rocky has already […]
Below Deck Recap: Fire!
We’re back on the boat for another episode of Below Deck where the fireworks continue between Eddie and Rocky. The charter this week is a man named Alan who is celebrating his 50th birthday with his girlfriend, his two sons and another couple. He has very specific request for his birthday cake a chocolate lave birthday […]
Below Deck Recap: Boom Boom in The Laundry Room!
It’s time for another episode of Below Deck. I apologize for being a bit distracted tonight, but I’m going to do my best. We begin with a day off in the Bahamas for the crew. This is why Amy is a maid on a boat. Everyone is excited to be the guest for a change. It’s […]
Below Deck Recap: Storm’s A Coming
It’s time for another episode of Below Deck and it will not be a smooth sailing event. It never occurred to me that they have never had seriously bad weather in an episode, and tonight, they face a big storm they weren’t expecting. And it’s not just between Emile and Rocky. We will also have […]
Captain Lee Foreshadows Departure of Three More Below Deck Cast Members
Captain Lee reams quite a few people out in his Below Deck blog this week. But three of them seem to be on the brink of getting that one way plane ticket. The captain seems to think Kate is just the greatest thing, which I think skews his opinion of some of the rest of […]
Below Deck Recap: If You Can’t Stand The Heat
Tonight on Below Deck we are back on shore with a lovestruck Emile and a rowdy crew. Is the new guy’s name Dane or Dean? I’m confused. Emile is getting on Eddie’s nerves. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone get on Eddie’s nerves. Emile is shitfaced and dumb, but he is adorable. Okay it […]
Below Deck Recap: Party Like It’s 1942
I was all ready to recap this tonight and then ended up having to take some anxiety medication and then I took a nice long nap and overslept. But as long as I am up now, I am going to get on it because tomorrow (today) appears as though it is going to be a […]
Below Deck Recap: I Don’t Date, I Mate
We are back on Below Deck where Don has just quit. The rest of the crew is happy that he is gone and are working much better together. Rocky has a crush on Emile, but she says he is young and immature. Wait, Rocky thinks HE is immature? She also has a thing […]
Below Deck Recap: Bottoms Up!
We begin Below Deck with Rocky crying on the phone to her Daddy. Her boss is so negative and she can’t handle it. I’m not saying that Kate isn’t a bitch, because she is. But this one here, dancing on the mast with the radar waves ain’t really all there. Not to mention she wants […]
Below Deck Recap: Off the Radar
We begin with Emile and Rocky being called off the mast where they were dodging the whirling radar arms taking selfies. This does not bode well for their futures with Captain Lee. Rocky doesn’t seem to get what an idiot she is. Emile says he was tempted into stupidity by Rocky. Shortly after the crew […]
Below Deck Premiere: More Foam, Bosun!
Look, I love me some Captain Lee, and the commercials with him for this season have been epic Love Boat throw back kind of stuff, but last season was some bullshit. I am not sure if I am going to recap this shit again if it is a crew that I would never want to […]