Y’all I am irritated and agitated going into this RHOP recap, so I’m just not going to hold anything back. I cannot wait for this stupid trip to end. I feel like none of us liked last week’s episode. It was rather boring. With only two more episodes to go, THANK YOU JESUS, I am […]
RHOP Recap: Lost At Sea
It’s Sunday night when ever channel wants to air all the shows! And, it is time for another RHOP recap. Will this couples trip EVER END? I’m already over it. We finally get to the entreé portion of dinner. While Robyn and Gizelle plan to go to a hotel rather than have to walk across […]
RHOP Recap: Tossing Salad & Spilling Teabags
Tonight’s RHOP resumes during the “salad tossing.” Candiace Dilliard needs to be on some type of medication for whatever her mental problems are. Bravo made a mistake bringing her back this season. She’s a liability. Candiace Needs To Be Removed From The House Well here we go. Candiace is busy tearing up the kitchen and […]
RHOP Recap: GVO or GTFO
Guess what guys! Guess what! I made it out of the house just before our next 8 monsoon and have supplies! And by supplies I mean dog food, water and wine! LOL. And you know toilet paper and other essentials. So I feel energized by my success ahead of this RHOP recap. Tonight we have […]
RHOP Recap: Reasonable For Shady?
Tonight’s recaps are going to be a bit of a mess. However, I’m going to try to do this RHOP Recap. I laid down to take a nap an hour or two ago and slept like the dead. I’ve got to feed Banjo and take care of some other things so this is probably going […]
RHOP Recap: No Business Like Shade Business
Nothing in the previews suggests that this RHOP recap will be the least bit interesting. So this is just a time filler for the main event RHOSLC most likely. We shall see. We start with Candiace’s mother coming for a visit. She actually has her own room in the house. She begins judging everything in […]
RHOP Recap: Goddesses of War
It’s time for the RHOP recap and honestly, I just want to get through it ASAP to get to RHOSLC. I’ve been dealing with plumbers and restoration people all day and am so ready for all of this. So of course on the busiest night I have had in since Covid Literally everything is malfuctioning […]
RHOP Recap: High Infidelity
I’m kind of surprised to be writing a RHOP recap tonight since is a holiday weekend, but I am down for it. The ladies return from Williamsburg and resume their usual dysfunctional lives. I’m not expecting a whole lot of drama tonight. But perhaps they will surprise me. We start tonight with Mia preparing to […]
RHOP Recap: Talk To The Braids
Ashley Darby came in for a brief visit on the last episode and stirred up a hornets nest that will continue to have repercussions throughout this week’s RHOP recap. But, before I get started, I should point out that social media is saying that Zen Wen’s husband has deleted well over 100 accounts he followed […]
RHOP Recap: Gossip Girl
On tonight’s RHOP recap the ladies ae still in Williamsburg living in two different houses. This seems like production blatantly trying to stir the pot. I missed the first couple of minutes because my DVR gets worse by the day. The ladies in the little house are trying to figure out how to drive a […]
RHOP Recap: Land Of The Free, Home Of The Shade
Um Good morning? Banjo and I were up late last night and by late I mean all night? So when I woke up to take him out at 8:15 it took me a minute to realize it was nighttime and not morning. So, I shall be bringing you this RHOP Recap while sound asleep. I […]
RHOP Recap: The Rumor Mill
Y’all, I am so not ready for a RHOP recap tonight, or the Shahs one, or the Big Brother one. I’m in a really strange headspace. This used to happen when I was a kid in Libya. I’d tell myself it was a “quiet day.” I don’t really know how to explain it. But, I […]
RHOP Recap: Going Ham At The Pajammy Jam
On this RHOP recap, it seems that Robin Dixon can manage to get out of bed long enough to trash talk Karen and try to exclude her from filming. Thankfully, that is what new girl Mia Thornton for, to be Karen’s new BFF. We start with Gizelle and Robyn deciding that they need to do […]
RHOP Recap Jiminy Crickets
On tonight’s RHOP recap, we learn a lot more about Mia’s past. Let’s just say it is very interesting. So far I like Mia, what do you think of her? We start with Robyn ignoring her alarm and not getting her kids up and ready for school. Her kids are home schooling but she only […]
RHOP Recap: Sing For Your Supper
Tonight is only the second RHOP Recap of the season and there will already be conflict between the new girl, Mia and Wendy. I miss Monique already. But, I predict I will be riding with Mia and her side this season. But, let’s watch with an open mind. Sorta. LOL. UPDATE! IT IS RAINING SO […]
RHOP Recap: The Nude Interlude
They’re back! It’s finally time for a new RHOP recap! This season we welcome Mia Thornton. For more on Mia, and the drama in between seasons, click here. There you can find out who is broke and who is fighting with whom. Let’s just say that Mia is going to slide right into Monique’s shoes […]
Exclusive RHOA Tea
RHOA hasn’t made any official decisions yet. However, it is believed that Latoya won’t be asked back. What is more up in the air involves Kenya Moore. A big conversation about Kenya’s role on the show is being had due to the legality of her daughter, Brooklyn, not being allowed to appear going forward. A […]
Ashley Darby Gives Birth To A Baby Boy
Ashley Darby has another baby boy! Ashley says, “Hello, my darlings. Thank you all so much for the kind and warm wishes that you sent to us. This is our sweet baby born today. He’s absolutely incredible and amazing, and we’re over-the-moon excited.” “Michael just left the hospital to go be with Dean and give […]
EXCLUSIVE: Piping Hot RHOP Tea!
Exclusive RHOP Tea has been pouring in lately and some of it is really juicy! From the newest housewife, to who is apparently having financial difficulties, this is some piping hot tea. There has been a lot of behind the scenes drama happening already. The new girl seems to NOT be on the side of […]
RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 3 Monique Quits!??
BREAKING NEWS! MONIQUE HAS REPORTED SHE HAS QUIT THE SHOW. It’s not worth the damage to her family. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Monique Samuels (@mrsmoniquesamuels) Finally, tonight it is the last RHOP recap of the season. Have we ever had three and a half hours of reunion fights before this? […]
RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 2
Before we get started on tonight’s RHOP recap, I need to catch you up on some real time drama. Apparently, Jamal Bryant didn’t appreciate being called “pastor holy whore” on national TV. So he faked up his own “binder” and tried to come for Monique. It backfired, and made him look worse and he took […]
RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 1
Well the time as come for the RHOP recap. I can’t wait to see what is in Monique’s binder of receipts. She got color coated tabs and everything. How long did that take her to assemble? I guess we probably won’t get to the finale brawl on the first episode. First Andy goes to check […]
RHOP Recap: Deck The Halls With Drama (Finale)
I honestly feel like this is the THIRD fucking finale I have recapped this season. It just seems Sofa King long! I am so over these women and their drama. And yet, we have a three episode finale. Argh. I haven’t watched the previews so I have no clue what they will be bitching about […]
RHOP Reunion First Look: Do We Really Need Three Parts?
The RHOP Reunion trailer is out. And I have many questions. Can we start with WTF is happening to Robyn’s hair? Karen is all over the map. The clip starts with her ominously saying, ” We have broken each other this year.“ She goes on to say basically they need a healing and a new […]
RHOP Recap: Shifty Wigs
The leaves are still on the trees in Georgia but winter has come anyway. It’s been cold and dark and rainy and all I want to do is sleep. I’m pretty sure I did the 90 Day Fiance recap in my sleep. So this RHOP recap of the finale had to wait until I woke […]
A Glimpse At The RHOP Reunion
A socially distanced, in-person RHOP reunion was last Sunday and the rumor mill has been churning ever since. And not just about the ugly yellow dresses. I mean… these dresses are awful. Monique’s dress is the only halfway decent one. Karen’s is pretty but it looks like something took a huge bit out of her […]
RHOP Recap: Fifty Shades of Betrayal
It’s time for another RHOP Recap! Next week is the season finale. But tonight, there is a “dominatrix party’ and Ashley reveals that she has written a statement on behalf of Monique about what a hot head, shit stirrer with violent tendencies that Candiace is. OMG! My computer is suddenly able to right click again! […]
RHOP Recap: Picking Sides
I’ve been awake for all of ten minutes as my quest to get my sleeping schedule straight continues. Also, I don’t feel so good. I think it is the changing of the seasons- stuffy head, whiney attitude kind of crap. So I am getting a late start on this RHOP recap. But I could really […]
RHOP Recap: Portu-Girl Bye
Despite the fact that most of these women have no idea where Portugal is, nevertheless, off we go. I am kind of looking forward to this RHOP recap as it is one of the better seasons currently airing. That’s not saying much because RHOC really sucks hind teat this season. I am excited for Real […]
RHOP Recap: Hats Off, Shades On!
Sorry you guys. It’s been the weirdest day. I did the 90 Day recap and totally forgot about this. I didn’t have TV or Internet for most of the day today so I was anxious to just watch some fun, light shows and then I remembered! So. let’s knock out a RHOP Recap! And then, […]
RHOP Recap: No Shows & Show Downs
Please for the love of God tell me this episode is not two fucking hours long. I just did a two hour recap of 90 Day The Other way! Is this the finale? Sigh. It looks like I will be slogging through this RHOP Recap with limited comments. I hope to hell they added on […]
RHOP Recap: Fully Charged
It’s Sunday night and that means lots of recapping! I’m going to start with a RHOP recap tonight because most of you are more interested in Potomac than 90 Day Fiance the other way. And if I do 90 Day first the RHOP suffers. Tonight, Wendy is having a sip and see. Is she even […]
RHOP Recap: Taxing Time And Blurry Lines
I am really trying to get back into work mode after a very odd weekend. But I am getting to this RHOP Recap very late in the evening and I am exhausted so this recap will probably suck more than most. And I am just fine with any beatdown Candiace gets. I think she needs […]
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