Andy Cohen literally starts part three with a montage of penis conversations, with an occasional boob and vagina. I need a lot of foreplay before I have to recap anal sex conversations. Andy is providing no lube at all. The first question goes to Tinsley, “So, Tinsley…was it the booze that made you OPEN UP […]
Real Housewives of New York: 2017 Reunion Part 2
It’s time for part two of the reunion. Hopefully the worst of the Luann stuff will be left behind on the dreadful first part of the reunion. Oh silly me. We are going to start with Ramona denying that she invites Missy to all the parties they film to be a bitch. Then she goes […]
Luann D’Agostino Sings “Hit The Road Jack!”
Luann D’Agostino De Lesseps has returned from her trip to Switzerland where I presume she met up with the Count De Lesseps or whatever to hang out in the Hamptons with all of her divorce drama. And for once I kinda believe that Page Six is telling the truth with this…. Spies tell us that […]
Check Out These Random Videos Of Tinsley Mortimer
I got an email today with a link to a video on HGTV of Tinsley Mortimer’s apartment. They said, “Funny it’s filmed 4 months ago & she refers to the ex living there and erasing his name off the chalkboard after they broke up. Full disclosure, I heard about this vid being out there from […]
Exclusive: Patti Stanger Needs To Put A Cork In It
One of my RHONY sources contacted me today to let me know that Patti Stanger is not doing herself any favors in the NYC circles this week. I’d seen Patti’s name come up on my Twitter feed lately and had not paid it any attention, because who cares? I just assumed she was doing press […]
Real Housewives of New York 2017 Finale Part One
It looks like all of the Luann stuff happens in part one based on the reunion show summaries, so I hope we just get this out of the way right of the bat. We start with a text box explaining that the reunion was filmed three weeks before Luann decided to divorce Tom. This is […]
Tinsley Mortimer Reflects On Her First Season On RHONY … And Her Future With Scott Kluth
It’s been a while since I did a purple pen, and I don’t have much to say about this latest blog by Tinsley, but I was quite interested in what she had to say! It looks like she worked through all of her drama in Miami: Wow! I can’t believe RHONY Season 9 is over. […]
Are The Stylists In NYC On Strike? #RHONY
Finale tonight! Reunion starts next week! #RHONY #Clip #Tequila #RamonaGold #RamonaBlue A post shared by Andy Cohen (@bravoandy) on Aug 9, 2017 at 9:53am PDT These ladies obviously pissed off their stylists this season. What is going on here? No really. Please explain this to me. What is your ranking from least horrendous to […]
Real Housewives of New York: Thank You And Goodnight
This entire episode will probably be all fluff leading up to the big finale. It looks like we are going to start with a Bethenny promo. There is nary a bottle of Skinnygirl in sight, but that doesn’t stop her from promoting her new show with Fredrik. I will be watching. She is basically talking […]
LuAnn DeLesseps Reverts Back To Her Former Last Name
Just what the doctor ordered! ❤️👍🏻😉 #hiking #waterfall #timetomyself #happiness 🌸☀️👌🏻 A post shared by Luann de Lesseps (@countessluann) on Aug 7, 2017 at 2:19pm PDT Luann is wasting no time getting out and enjoying life. Not sure where she is but she looks great and showing everyone that she is not crying into a […]
A Tale of Two Instagrams
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it […]
Ramona Singer’s Brother’s Death Led To Her Making Up With Jill Zarin
Ramona Singer apparently had a younger brother that she was estranged from that we knew nothing about. Sadly, he died three weeks ago. Recently, when Ramona was at Jill Zarin’s charity event, she sold told the story to US Weekly. In that interview she says,”My brother just died. No one knows this. He died about […]
Luann D’Agostino Speaks Out About Divorce
First of all, I am so annoyed with Page Six and their eleventy billion misleading stories about Luann’s divorce. Yesterday, they were just throwing pasta at the wall to see what would stick. They said things like both Tom and Luann filed for divorce yesterday in Sag Harbour. That is just a ridiculous statement. I’ve […]
Did Luann D’Agostino Just Announce Her Divorce On Twitter?
The title of this post maybe confusing to you. Because in order to find out if Luann just announced her divorce on Twitter, all you have to do is go to Twitter and see if there is an announcement, right? Not so fast. These reality people have social media people who run there accounts. Sometimes […]
Real Housewives of New York: Make Out, Make Up
We start with Sonja and Ramona screaming at each other. I find them so annoying but the more I think about the possibility of splitting these two bitches up, the less I REALLY want it to happen. I love that Bethenny starts off with, “Wine tasting is for bitchasses, our group goes straight to tequila […]
Bobby Zarin’s Cancer Takes A Turn For The Worse, Jill Zarin Hopes For A Miracle
A couple weeks ago, I was speaking to a RHONY source about an unrelated matter, when the subject of Bobby Zarin came up. At that time, the last thing I had heard was that his condition was much improved. Unfortunately, I was told that his situation had taken a grave turn. I was asked not […]
#WWHL With Tinsley Mortimer & Carole Radziwill
Andy starts off introducing Carole by saying “she may know her way around a butt plug.” I guess that was part of the raunchy dinner discussion last night. I’ve learned to just tune that out. Of course, Andy goes right for the ratchet. This is why he loves my site so much. Then the bartender […]
Real Housewives of New York: Tequila-Thon
It’s the morning after the drunkfest of last week where Luann literally got falling down drunk. And yet, Luann got up with Dorinda for yoga at dawn. At breakfast Carole gets flowers from Adam, and Tinsley gets flowers from Scott. You can tell that Scott sent both arrangements. They are stunning tropical arrangements in giant […]
Fake RHONY News… AGAIN
What is going on with the ridiculous stories on Page Six and TMZ lately with regard to RHONY? I get that these stories are trying to encourage viewership and increase ratings, but why do they have to be such incredibly stupid premises? First Luann had to go along with some story about an argument with […]
Real Housewives of New York: Three Tequila …Floor!
It’s time to head to Mexico! Here are my real time exclusive spoilers from the trip. This Mexico trip is so good, we start in Mexico right away. I feel like this episode is going to be epic. Bethenny has the flu and exposed everyone on the plane. Ramona apparently sharted herself on the plane. Ramona […]
Dorinda Medley Invites Fans Into Blue Stone Manor For Local Garden Club
From St Lucia to the Berkshires, if there is a housewife about, a Tamara Tattles spy will keep us in the loop. Here is a report from the Garden Club Tour at Blue Stone Manor yesterday from one of our numbers. It sounds like the rest of us missed out on a glorious day. The event […]
Tinsley Hops On The RHONY Tour Bus
Walking in Soho and was spotted by the #realhousewivestour #RHONY @onlocationtours 🚌🎬Thank you for making my day girls! Xoxo 🍎💋 A post shared by tinsleymortimer (@tinsleymortimer) on Jul 15, 2017 at 10:42am PDT Tinsley made the day of a tour bus full of housewives fans who were on the RHONY tour in NYC today. Yes […]
Real Housewives of New York: Oil and Vinegar
The RHONY reunion filmed today, and I’ve got a few photos to share later. I’ve been trying to find out how things went but I don’t think it is really a secret. There were a whole lot of bitch fights on this season and you can expect them to continue on the reunion. Sonja is […]
Real Housewives of New York: A Slippery Slope
This week on RHONY we pick up where we left off in Stratton Vermont, another beautiful place that the bitches totally don’t appreciate and instead focus on bitching at each other. Dorinda is opting not to ski since she’s not a very good skier. Bethenny apologizes to Tinsley for being so hard on her about […]
Real Housewives of New York: A Bronx Tale
Before we get started, Ramona made Page Six today for having a major meltdown in the Hamptons. It seems she went off on some PR lady who dared to publicize Mario’s affairs a couple years back. It sounded just like her RHONY behavior. We start out at an Italian place in the Bronx. I covered […]
Jason Hoppy Back In Court Today As Bethenny Frankel Films Shark Tank
Today, Jason Hoppy was back in court for a hearing regarding charges of one count of harassment in the second degree, one count of aggravated harassment in the second degree, and one count of stalking in the fourth degree. Bethenny Frankel sent her attorneys to represent her as she is in Los Angeles today filming her […]
Real Housewives of New York: Regency Reunion
My inbox is just an endless scrolling of things that need my attention today, I still haven’t made it all the way through them. I meant to look and see if the woman coming on the show tonight was the one I wrote about here a couple of years ago, but I honestly don’t have […]
Real Housewives of New York: A Countess No More
Tonight, Bethenny has a Christmas party. The invitation described the event as “Raw Bar and Bubbly.” Guests were asked to bring a tree ornament (optional) and a wrapped gift for a yankee swap (not optional) the dress request was “all that is glittery and gold.” Ramona Singer was not on the guest list. However, it […]
Tinsley Mortimer Is In Chicago With Scott Kluth!
Tinsley Mortimer is in Chicago with Scott Kluth this weekend and they are currently strolling the Magnificent Mile! It seems she is about to be the recipient of a beautiful blue Chanel Boy Bag. I just checked and that handbag costs $5,500 dollars unless she got a celebrity discount for posting it on Instagram. I […]
Michael Wainstein Is Facing Contempt of Court Charges, May Get Jail Time
Jules and Michael Wainstein’s divorce proceedings continue to be a hot mess. In the latest Page Six story, it appears that they were back in court yesterday because Michael in not paying the child support, rent, and utilities he was ordered to by the court. On more that one occasion, the power bill has not […]
Ramona Singer Has The Crazy
I really dislike when people on the Internet make a medical diagnosis of people on reality TV. But it’s evident that something is wrong with Ramona. When I was paying my last therapist, I noted a diagnosis on my bill. I can’t remember the exact wording. In the past it was depression and generalized anxiety […]
Real Housewives of New York: Black Out And Get Out
Tonight, we will see now much of what really went down in The Berkshires last December gets shown. With Luann’s wedding looming, she and bridesmaid Dorinda have dinner with Jill and Bobby Zarin at Phillipe. Before we get to that dinner, we all have to survive the Berkshires, and that is a difficult task every […]
New RHONY Trailer Shows What Lies Ahead…
The ratings for RHONY are not exactly glowing this year; however, the last episode showed a huge uptick viewership of about 400,000 views. We are already midpoint in the season and it is not even Christmas yet! Bravo has released a trailer for the second half of the season. We see the ladies go to […]