YAY! It’s the last episode of the season. I’m so sick of the screaming and fighting. At least the husbands (and Frank of course) are going to join the drama. Teresa knows that we all like the guys better than her. Even Louie. That bugs her. We begin with Andy screaming at all of the […]

YAY! It is time for another RHONJ recap! The YAY! Is very sarcastic. When recapping a reunion, especially Jersey they scream over each other all the time and my old lady ears can’t differentiate who is saying what. It’s a PITA. But we pick up with Joe storming off the set and quitting the show […]

Of all the current shows airing, my RHONJ recaps get the most views by far. This proves my point and explains why Bravo loves to hire criminals, and physically abusive loudmouths on their shows. Hate watching causes a lot more eyes on the screens than a nice little happy trip to the beach. It’s human […]

Well for tonight’s RHOJ Recap, we are all back in Nashville. It seems that Margaret was telling the truth about Teresa being sent to a hotel by production to cool off. She will be rejoining the group for dinner tonight. Really? Dinner? Dinner is not her best situation. No one is looking forward to that. […]

Before we get to tonight’s RHONJ recap I have a couple of things to share with you. First of all, Mama Joyce’s streets are talking about Joe Gorga storming off the stage at the reunion. Apparently, it was an argument with Melissa over Gia’s behavior toward him. And it wasn’t Mama Joyce’s streets, it was […]

It’s been a rough day over here. I’m hoping that this RHONJ recap will take my mind off of all that is going on. Fortunately, we still have power. Banjo is doing a bit better, but sadly the time for the bad thing is very near. Making Changes Teresa is packing up her house to […]

Y’all! Are you sitting down? No seriously! You need to prepare yourself for what I am about to say! I am having a good day! No anxiety! No random weeping. I feel pretty good! It’s a bloody miracle! Also, Banjo is doing pretty good today too relatively speaking!  What is going on!? 🙂 Now let’s […]

I am going to pound out a quick RHONJ Recap and then try to get some sleep so I don’t oversleep for my Doctor’s Appointment. I think my neighbor might lead the way in her car and get me there. Then, I can drive back home. I’m already freaking out about the whole thing. Oops […]

Houston, we have a problem! Andy Cohen continues to tag his show onto the housewives for ratings and that means I can’t record to night’s show because of a double conflict between The Bachelor Finale that I will NOT BE MISSING and This Is Us at 9 o’clock. So this is going to have to […]

Tonight’s RHONJ Recap is going to be heavy on the husbands again. Some of these guys have actual jobs. I can’t imagine they are doing this for free. It’s one thing when husbands are shown here and there. Or when husbands like Terri Dubrow, or Peter Thomas for example literally seem to want to be […]

Tonight’s RHONJ Recap brings us back to the Jersey Shore. Teresa is arguing about Luis with a producer. Luis is the love of her life and she wants to protect him. Please. Joe Giudice was the love of your life. You just met this weirdo five minutes ago. She tells the the producer to go […]

I’m a bit behind on recapping tonight due to multiple crises happening at once over her. My mind is in a few other places with family members at the moment. But I am so read for this RHONJ recap because it seems like we are going to the beach!  Or as they say, “down the […]

I’m going to try to pop out what I hope will be a quick RHONJ recap. Banjo has decided to live either right under my feet or out in the very back of the yard in the dark. There appears to be no inbetween tonight. Anyway, we start talking about Dolores’s home renovations again. This […]

Bravo’s websites are trash lately. And so is my brain. It took me forever to figure out that this is only the second episode of the season. And frankly, it looked so much like last week’s when I finally found the previews, it felt like I had already seen it at first. Meanwhile, I’ve been […]

I was completely blindsided by the fact that I need to do a RHONJ recap tonight. My body is not ready. It took forever to pull photos and do set ups. My brain is mush. Mushier than usual. I’m out of dogfood and am now a short order cook for Banjo. I just really want […]