Well boys and squirrels, we can finally be put out of our misery for this season. It’s the final RHOD recap of the reunion and I could not be happier to see this season end. I’m off to a very late start because apparently I had a lot to say about tonight’s RHONY. Hopefully, I […]
RHOD Recap: Reunion Part 1
Well, tonight’s RHOD recap is already weird with only four housewives on stage with Andy. Brandi and Kary are appearing virtually from their hotel rooms where they are quarantined due to Covid. Kary is worried because she has no glam and she can’t do hair and makeup very well. The set is supposed to be […]
RHOD Recap: Southfork Goes South
The reason I struggle so much with these RHOD Recaps is nothing more than Andy Cohen. He insists on tacking WWHL on to the end of the show. This blocks TWO HOURS of real shows. And the nine o’clock hour has tons of great shows. I’m not missing The Voice or Big Sky to watch […]
RHOD Recap: Bigfoot, Bigger Drama
I’ve been awake for over 24 hours and am going to bed as soon as this RHOD recap is over. It seems we are going on yet another road trip to an isolated location due to Covid. Before we can get these people on the fun bus, D’Andra apologizes to Brandi for telling a tabloid that […]
RHOD Recap: RV Having Fun Yet?
I am totally not having fun yet. But the RHOD recap stops for no one so let me Eeyore my way through this episode. Don’t expect much. Apparently, we are going to Oklahoma to see bigfoot? None of the women are excited about going. But first Tiffany wants to have a princess party for her […]
RHOD Recap: Mommy Dearests
The title of this RHOD recap is also the title of tonight’s episode. The letter S on the end of the title makes me feel like I am just repeating a typo. But maybe we will discover more than one “mommy dearest” tonight. I’m ready to find out. Kary and D’Andra drop by Tiffany’s house […]
RHOD Recap: A Simmons by Any Other Name
Wow! Google didn’t show me the show title for this week so I went to Wikipedia. And, it was there that I saw the ratings for this season. They are abysmal! They range from an episode one low of 340,000 views to a “high” of only 600,000! Last season the ratings were between 600,000 and […]
RHOD Recap: Never Before Scene
In tonight’s RHOD recap, it is time to wrap up the trip to Austin. We begin in the middle of a conversation between Brandi and Tiffany. I believe it started with Brandi telling Tiffany that she didn’t feel she could be herself around her or something. Tiffany lists a string of things she likes about […]
RHOD Recap: Austin, We Have A Problem
After a one week inexplicable hiatus, it’s time to catch up with the RHOD. It is the second night of the trip to Austin, and this RHOD recap resumes with the dinner brawl under the full moon. The ladies all seem to have issues with someone and it is time to air it all out. […]
RHOD Recap: Getting Weird In Austin
Brandi Redmond had her baby girl this past Saturday. She’s tiny and a redhead. Her name is Brilynn Mari. Tonight’s RHOD recap will include lots of screaming and crying. At least we get a change of scenery and get to take the brawling and bawling over to Austin. Other than that, it seems like more […]
RHOD Recap: Another One Bites The Crust
I’m all in my feels about tomorrow’s Black History Spotlight so this RHOD recap might not be as funny as I hope it might be. For those who are reading them, I generally put them up after midnight hoping that all the early risers and people in other countries will read them. In other news, […]
RHOD Recap: Sour Grapes
Then For this week’s RHOD recap, we are back in Grapevine, Texas to continue Brandi’s surprise birthday trip. Is it just me or do none of these women like each other anymore? Kary is just an awful human being. Tiffany is self-obsessed. Kameron is doing her Kameron routine, which I love. D’Andra is focused on […]
RHOD Recap: Whine Connoisseurs
I don’t think I even watched last week’s RHOD as that was the first day of THE GREAT ILLNESS OF 2021. Today is day seven and I am feeling much better as long as I take Mucinex every few hours. So I’m ready for a RHOD recap! I have to say I miss LeeAnne and […]
RHOD Recap: You Dim Sum, You Lose Sum
I can’t believe this is only the second RHOD recap of the season. It feel like longer already. How is that even possible? Especially since all the days run together. I’m oddly extra depressed and anxious today for absolutely no reason. So this recap will probably be a downer. I’ll try to keep it as […]
RHOD Recap: Bursting The Quarantine Bubble
Happy New Year! It’s time for an early RHOD recap! Might as well do it tonight so I can skip it next week. It’s a drizzly wet night in Georgia but so far not wet enough to stop the fireworks. Banjo is not amused. They started as soon as it got dark. I guess it […]
RHOD Season 5: Everything You Need To Know
The person doing publicity for RHOD is not making things easy. First of all on the media site it refers to the season as season eight. Also most of the professional photography is listed with many of the ladies listed as from different seasons. And then there is the whole premiering the new season on […]
D’Andra Simmons Hospitalized With COVID
D’Andra is the latest housewife to contract COVID. Friends and a representative of RHOD’s D’Andra Simmons announced today that she is currently in the ICU. She’s in the COVID ward at UT Southwestern Hospital. She had experienced a drop in her oxygen levels and was admitted. The doctors have started her on Remdesivir. That antibody […]
Brandi Redmond’s Daughter Brinkley Survives Deadly Car Crash
RHOD announced on Instagram today that her nine year old daughter Brinkley, survived a deadly car crash that killed her Mother in Law. “My husbands beautiful mom has gone on to be with our Savior and my sister in laws said it best…so I PLEASE ask that you keep my family in your prayers during […]
LeeAnne Locken Is Leaving RHOD!
Why are people doing things during prime time and the debates!? I am so behind with multiple things happening tonight/this morning. LeeAnne Locken gave Dave Quinn over at People an exclusive statement regarding her from RHOD. I am actually surprised by this,because I know that LeeAnne and Kary were both filming test scenes with potential […]
RHOD Recap: The Trial And Judgement Of LeeAnne Locken
Tonight’s final episode of the RHOD reunion is an hour and a half long. They needed the extra time to really break down LeeAnne Locken. To me, LeeAnne’s jabs at Kary are not even in the top ten of hateful things housewives say to each other. But nonetheless, it seems what the majority of the […]
RHOD Recap: Reunion Part One
It’s time for part one of the reunion episodes for tonight’s RHOD recap. Thankfully it is only a two part reunion. I am tired of this crew. If there is another season of this franchise, and that’s a big if, I don’t see how LeeAnne keeps her job after this season. The ladies look amazing! […]
RHOD Recap: Remember The Alamo
This RHOD recap is going to be short but sweet. I have been fighting off a cold for what feels like forever. They are closing elementary schools for the rest of the year here for the flu. I hope don’t feel that bad, I am just tired, and hoping I can stay awake for the […]
RHOD Recap: Triggered In Thailand
The RHONJ recap is done and all of them are safely back home. Let’s see if the RHOD recap can have a happy ending as well. I mean, they are in the right part of Bangkok for happy endings! Sadly, they all fled way before the happy endings part. Kameron dared to leave first with […]
RHOD Recap: Babes In Thailand
As I was pulling photos for tonight’s RHOD recap, I was struck by the fact that it’s almost impossible to find an unflattering photos of LeeAnne Locken. I get the photos by grabbing screenshots from the previews. I take a lot of screenshots and then go through and delete all the blurry ones, and the […]
RHOD Recap: My Life On The Dee List
Bravo is trying to get the ratings up out of the toilet for The Real Housewives of Dallas by putting them on right after RHONJ that gets double the ratings. But it’s a PITA to have to do the RHOD recap right after the RHONJ one! Tonights previews show Mama Click Here For More RHOD […]
RHOD Recap: My Big Fat Dallas Wedding
After all the RHONJ drama tonight, I have to move straight on to the RHOD recap! It’s LeeAnne’s wedding day! So, onward and upward! We are going to start right away with the wedding. It is go time and LeeAnne’s mom is MIA. LeeAnne is crying. It’s a hot mess already. LeeAnne’s mom makes it […]
RHOD Recap: A Mother Of A Day
You guys, rain is like a tranquilizer for me. I vibrate at a very low speed and changes in weather and such just knock me out. So I was going to just pass out and put up a discussion post. But then I realized it was LeeAnne Locken’s wedding. I don’t want to miss this […]
RHOD Recap: Guess Who’s Coming To Happy Hour?
Y’all, I don’t have too many interesting days but today was one. I was late on the RHOD recap because I met my new neighbors! I keep trying not to say A PSYCHOPATH DIED IN YOUR BEAUTIFUL NEW HOUSE. And it is truly a beautiful house they took it down to the studs, rearranged the […]
RHOD Recap: Ghost Busted!
I guess I might as well bang out a RHOD Recap. Stephanie may have the dumbest opening ever in the history of housewives. Once again, I wish these shows would not put the kids front and center with a storyline. I do want Kameron and Stephanie to work things out. Kameron thinks that Stephanie always […]
RHOD Recap: Cirque d’Lingerie
On tonight’s RHOD Recap, we are going to see LeeAnne’s ass. Literally, her ass. And it’s incredible. I’m just saying. She may be a lot to deal with mentally, but she has a great body. But first, D’Andra has to go talk business with Travis. Hopefully she won’t get waylaid by a hair malfunction this […]
RHOD Recap: Trash Talk
Now that Big Brother is over I will have more time on Wednesday nights to do the RHOD recaps. I must say, I will be skipping over all of the triggering conversations I’ve seen on the previews. Please skip over them in comments too. Can’t these housewives vacations ever just be fun and relaxing vacations? […]
RHOD Discussion: Donde Esta Margarita?
Y’all, I gots the crazy. I’m struggling with mental health issues today. I’m not very good at RHOD recaps on a good day, and this is not a good day. I’m fine. I’m just not up to recapping today. My sleep schedule is all kinds of messed up. I promise to get it together soon. […]
RHOD Recap: Roasted And Toasted
It’s a whirlwind night of recapping tonight and I am super excited to get to the next one so this RHOD recap is goingto have to be fast and furious. For this to happen, I need LeeAnne and D’Andra to keep the drama to a minimum. What are the chances of that happening? Just when […]