After my recap of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills my inbox was flooded with old ladies who apparently still bear a torch for Jimmy McNichol. They were furious with me to an extent for saying he wasn’t aging well, but even more furious at Kim Richards for “making it seem like he wanted to date […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Curse of Carlton
I am so not excited to recap this episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Not because I have written eleventy billion posts in the last 72 hours, but because it is Carlton’s lesbian pool party. Gross. Yet, I soldier on . Carlton is already comparing her party to Eyes Wide Shut. Thankfully, she shuffles […]
Nene Leakes and Sonja Morgan Go to Dinner, Hilarity Ensues
Nene Leakes has been in NYC for quite some time now. Last night she went to dinner with Sonja Morgan. For Sonja at least, it appears to have been a liquid dinner. Nothing new there. But a TMZ photog got Sonja to talk to the cameras for quite a bit and the footage is hysterical. She […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Gun Ranges and Self-Defense Classes? Is This a Good Plan?
Brandi got a replacement dog. She hates him because he lifts his leg when he pees. So why get a male dog, dumbass. That is what they do. Brandi is going to Sacramento for a book signing. Her father lives there. They have not been speaking because she called him a drug dealer in her […]
Brandi’s Blog About Her Non-Apology
Brandi’s blog is full of rants and incoherent reasons why she hates Joyce. So I thought I would share some highlights with you as she tries to explain the Joyce confrontation. She starts right away going in on Joyce, the only housewife who actually stayed for Kim’s graduation party. She says this about the her […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Luaus and Lies
Welp, Boys and Squirrels, I have some bad news about tonight’s episode. I completely fast forwarded through the whole first look. It was all Brandi and Carlton pole dancing and leering at each other. I’m just so not interested in hearing Carlton talk about how much she loves female bodies. We get it. We got […]
Brandi Glanville Has Someone Out To Get Her Ass
Okay, I was recapping last night’s WWHL with Carlton Gebbia and am about to recap Shahs of Sunset. I was going to moderate comments when I see this email from someone pretending it is a press release about Brandi. It’s not a press release at all. It is someone who is mass emailing bloggers about […]
WWHL With Carlton Gebbia
Andy starts throwing the Wiccan shade before introductions are even made. The other guest is Sophia Bush and Carlton the newbie is in first chair. That ring on Andy’s gay marriage finger has GOT to mean something and it is driving me crazy. Andy brings up Joyce’s pageant dress and no one has much nice […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Let’s Go To Cabo
It’s time for the annual Vanderpump Rules trip. Once again they are doing it on Stassi’s birthday so it can be all about her. Again. Once again, Jax is not invited but coming anyway. God I miss my flat belly from my twenties. I miss when it was fun to go clothes shopping because everything […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: If All Else Fails, Cry
We return to the lovely dinner party Lisa has arranged with Brandi still screaming “Shut the Fuck Up!” Michael is asking her very politely to watch her language. Brandi tries to play the victim card saying she has no husband to speak up for her. Correct, Brandi and there is a reason for that. You […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Rich People Annoy Me
Sorry I didn’t stick around for this last night. I just feel like hell and finally just went to bed. I am giving it another try now and it seems like this episode is more separate from RHOBH than I thought. Tom is pissed at Jax for spreading rumors about him. Really? Because isn’t this […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap
I really, really think Joyce’s husband is hot as hell. He reminds me of my one great love. Only he was not that big yet, and just a bartender at the Wind of Change… sigh. Oh how I fucked THAT up. But moving on. Oh look. Carlton is taking her submissive and his mother fetish […]
Swangate Update Plus Random RHOBH and Vanderpump Rules Updates
I know we have all been verklempt over Swan Gate 2013 and I have been sleuthing away trying to get to the bottom of the story. Here is what I have pieced together from reading Mohammad and Lisa’s Twitterlines. Sometime prior to December 15th, Mohammad gave Lisa her Christmas present early. His gift was a […]
Lisa Vanderpump’s Husband Ken In Car Accident Monday
Monday was a rough day for Lisa Vanderpump. First one of her swans (picture above) ran away from home. Then, Ken got in a car accident. Lisa let us know on twitter this morning that Ken is fine, but the car is not. If you live in Beverly Hills, please keep your eyes peeled for […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Well I am near a TV, painfully sober and am going to try to blog this but I don’t think I have a pause feature so it is going to be quite brief. Joyce and her husband are at dinner. Brandi says this scene was filmed after filming ended. I agree we did not really […]
RHOBH RECAP! Okay, Not Really.
I have been taken hostage. My captors are treating my horribly. They are giving me Pumpkin Pie Moonshine and surrounding me with lovely people who seem to actually LIKE ME. They have also been feeding Banjo organic hot dogs and letting him out to pee behind my back (when I am passed out from moonshine). […]
RHOBH & Vanderpump Rules Ratings and Sneak Peeks!
NEW YORK – December 17, 2013 – In part-two of the trip to Palm Springs, Bravo Media’s Monday night episode of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” earned over 2 million total viewers and 1.1 million A18-49 up 9 percent and 5 percent respectively over last week’s episode (12/9/13) and marking a season-to-date high among […]
Kim Richards on Bethenny
I wrote this blog the day Kim was on Bethenny. I thought I published it, but apparently it’s been sitting in my drafts file. Ooopsy. Anyway, here are some Kim quotes from the show. It is clear she is NOT a Lisa Vanderpump fan. It’s pretty much all she talked about. “I don’t think the […]
David Foster Reveals Yolanda Secret Agenda For Appearing On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
David Foster was in British Columbia early this month for yet another fundraiser. That man does a lot of fundraising! While he was there he gave an interview that revealed why someone as rich as Yolanda agreed to do the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in the first place. It really was obvious if you […]
Watch What Happens Live With Joyce Giraud de Ohoven and Scheana Marie
First off, why is Scheana Marie first chair? I realize it is her second season, but RHOBH trumps Vanderpump Rules, Andrew. Right away Andy starts with the shade and shows us a clip of Joyce making out with Fabio in a movie. Both girls look stunning. But Joyce looks AMAZING. Andy plays a clip of […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap Escape to Bitch Mountain
We are back on Bitch Mountain where the RHOBH are trying to give the RHONY a run for their money. Can this drunken stupidity become more memorable than Scary Island? Brandi is drunk (as usual) and Lisa actually defends Kyle. Brandi is so drunk she keeps losing track of who she is attacking. Yolanda who […]
Brandi Glanville Loses An Appearance Gig Over Reckless Comments
Well, Brenda’s reckless mouth has caused her to take a hit in the pocket book (maybe). Brandi was supposed to host a party at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel in Tampa last Saturday. However, after her comment about black people and swimming, the Hard Rock cancelled her appearance. Seriously? Did these people not know who Brenda […]
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Weigh In On Brenda Glanville
I usually can’t be bothered to read most of to the Bravo blogs because I am too busy writing my own. But for obvious reasons this week’s RHOBH has me dying to hear EVERYONE’S explanations. So please indulge me a few extra blogs on the topic. I was concerned before the season aired because I […]
Brandi Continues To Dig Her Hole (Not That One, It’s a Metaphor This Time)
Because Brandi does not know when to shut up, or how to apologize, it was with bated breath that I awaited the blog. I knew it would be a shit storm. I was not disappointed. Join me as I dissect the mind of Brandi. First, if you follow me on Twitter, much like Brandi, I’ve been […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap
We begin with Brandi Glanville talking with a group of friends in order to research for her next book, which apparently is about her vagina. I’m gonna pass on this discussion. Joyce is such a happy person. She’s packing for Palm Springs. Kim is shopping for Palm Springs. Kyle and Carlton are also shopping for […]
Kyle Richards on Wendy Williams
First of all, Kyle has added extensions to make her hair longer than Joyce’s. I find this hysterical. She does look fantastic, but it is so transparent. Wendy starts by asking about Baron Hilton getting his face bashed in while at the same party Lindsey Lohan attended. Kyle says that she was not there so […]
Brandi Glanville Apologizes in Advance, And So Do I
Brandi Glanville would like to apologize in advance for being and asshole and a dick and a drunken mess in the next three episodes of RHOBH. She swears she is not a bitch for no reason. This is expected to cover her upcoming “bullying” of Joyce Giraud de Ohoven who she barely knows and has […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Poop And Circumstance
Oh um, hi. Sorry. I was totally mesmerized by Yolanda Foster’s home and infinity pool. I totally had to sit there and gawk at the view. Yolanda’s brother and mother have flown in from Holland for the reveal of David Foster’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame! The editing on RHOBH makes recapping a […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall, Who’s The Biggest Witch of All?
Brandi wants to dump JR now that she got the house she wanted. She is having this conversation with Jennifer in the bathroom as she runs her bath. She made sure to flash her entire ass at the cameraman which I thought was a bit too…um “cheeky” and then she strips naked and gets into […]
Brandi Glanville Is Already Attempting Damage Control in Recent Bravo Blog
Brandi Glanville’s Bravo blog has some interesting things in it this week. She begins by talking about her parents and how during the first part of filming she had not been on speaking terms with her Dad. That whole part of the blog seems to be an excuse for some of her upcoming behavior (i.e. […]
Kyle Richards Lands Role On Days of Our Lives
I have been watching Days of Our Lives since I was about 11 years old. So imagine my surprise to find a familiar face on DOOL this week. I save my DOOL for the weekend and zip through all five shows really fast, so I haven’t seen the show yet, but Kyle Richards is on […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Faint Praise
We start with Yolanda’s AMAZING house. I cannot tear my eyes away long enough to blog. I love her and I hate that she will end up not being on “my team” this season. Probably. Oh God. Yo is doing a master cleanse will medicating for Lyme Disease. David and Yolanda are off to her doctor’s […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Premiere Preview
It’s time to preview this Monday’s two-hour Bravo premiere of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Vanderpump Rules which is once again sort of all blurred together. How exactly did Lisa work out that arrangement again? Anyway, this is a much rougher cut than the RHOA screener. No new intros and the old one […]
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