Once again I was just sent a misleading headline. But first let’s talk about me and how I probably have dementia. When I was in college, I was a copious notetaker. As longwinded with my lecture notes (that I rewrote more often than not after class to clean them up a bit) as I am […]
Eden Sassoon’s Social Media Is Insane
There are a couple of grown women who are not handling losing their Bravo jobs well. For the most part, Phaedra Parks is trying to rehab her image. She’s hanging out with “family” we never knew existed on Instagram, and with few exceptions, she isn’t spending her time taking digs at her former cast mates. […]
Brandi Glanville Settles Smelly Lady Garden Suit; Then Enters Celebrity Big Brother House
Brandi Glanville is making all kinds of news today, and none of it for anything good. First of all, it seems that both Brandi and Joanna Krupa are finally arguing about how Joanna’s privates smell. Last week the news was that Joanna’s ex (soon to be ex?) husband Romain Zago was deposed about her aroma. […]
Maurico’s Mom Takes on Peggy Sulahian And It’s A Whole Sack Full of California Crazy
TRIGGER WARNING: This post will touch on some things that involve politics, the POTUS, homophobes, racists, Zionists, misogyny, the most recent housewife and other disturbing topics. If you come here to get away from all of that sort of crap, please click here to go to a safe space and do not reopen the post. […]
UPDATED POST! NO!!!! EILEEN IS OUT! West Coast News: RHOBH Is Eileen Davidson In Or Out?
I feel like I start this post about RHOBH every year about this time. It’s time for my annual Eileen Davidson meltdown where I worry that she is not coming back. Then she ends up back on my TV and I’ve worried for nothing. So let me walk you through the source of my anxiety […]
We Need To Talk About This RHOBH Photo
Dorit posted this picture today. Anyone have any thoughts?
Brandi Glanville Gets Into It With The Lady Sitter
As you may recall, Kyle Richards used to talk about her lady sitter on RHOBH from time to time. If not directly on the show, she would joke about the lady sitter making her go home from a party or in some way keeping her out of trouble during interviews with the press. Well, all […]
Erika Jayne Hospitalized For An Injury?
Erika Jayne posted the above photo on Instagram about an hour ago with the caption, “This hospital lighting is amazing.” Then, TMZ started reporting that she is having surgery of an “upper body tear” that occurred while she was filming DWTS. This information doesn’t seem particularly accurate. It’s been just over a month since she was […]
RHOBH Will No Longer Be Part of #EdensLoveStory
AN END IS JUST A NEW BEGINNING 😉. . . Going live soon, meet me there! THANK YOU #RHOBH & scene 🎬 REAL is real the #Sassoon way. A post shared by U HAVE A CHOICE (@edensassoon) on May 3, 2017 at 2:35pm PDT The way the story has been told is that Eden was […]
Reason Number 343,934 Why I Love Eileen Davidson
Mikey made me do it … Miami nights 🙌🏻 1. This is my pre DWTS body🦄 2. I am not currently in Miami but am in NYC 3. I posted this knowing most of you would be judgmental and couldn't resist a chance to tear me down and I was right. 4. Go be offended […]
Lisa Rinna and Dorit Argue On Social Media About Using The Powder Room
Okay, last night on WWHL with…Lea Michelle and I already forget who…at the very end of the show, they mentioned that Rinna and Dorit were going at it on Brad Goreski’s Instagram. Why Brad’s Instagram? Well, apparently Brad is friends with Rinna. Brad asked Rinna on his IG via a gif similar to the photo […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 3: The Bunny Gets A New Home
Tonight we have to go through some more bunny business. So let’s get straight to that. Annnnnnd of course we have to replay the whole stupid scene again. Andy and Kyle seem to think this is hilarious. Andy just wants to be sure he gets the bunny for the clubhouse. If Kim was so afraid […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 2: A Whole Lot of Nothing
Most nights it feels like I have just recapped the previous week’s show. But for some reason, I had no memory of the first part of the reunion until I started pulling photos. It feels like a lifetime between this episode and the last one. We already know the big moment of tonight’s episode when […]
Dancing With The Stars: Disney Night
Easter Sunday at my sister’s house, and every holiday, always draw a crowd. Everyone loves my sister. She is a fabulous person and a spectacular cook. So anyone who can come does come. And, when I show up anywhere, I somehow end up talking about TV shows with whoever is there. I can tell you […]
Kim Richards Makes Things Awkward at the RHOBH Reunion, AGAIN.
I’ve just come to the end of my rope with Kim Richards. I think that she is just to broken, and has been since she was a child to ever recover. She claims she is doing great, but clearly she has missed a whole lot of steps in her recovery. She REALLY needs to […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1: PantyGate and British Humor Redux
If you’ve been reading Tamara Tattles for a while, you’ve probably noticed that my opinions on the housewives shows and the housewives themselves change from season to season. This season of RHOBH has been a lot more fun to recap than RHOA. As this season comes to a close, I’m going to miss it a […]
RHOBH Three Part Finale Schedule Where At LEAST Three People Cry…
I am trying to get through all of my email from last week. There seemed to be a whole lot of it I kept to deal with later. One of some of those things were all of the PR notices for Bravo. If you missed the post on the FOUR!!! part RHOA reunion, you can […]
RHOBH Season 7 Report Card: Who Delivered, Who Deserves The Dumpster?
Guest Post by Jacques My pal Jacques, entertainment writer extraordinaire from down under, graciously offered to write a guest piece on RHOBH for us, and I happily accepted! Beverly Hills is far from my favourite Real Housewives city these days, but somehow it manages to get under my skin like no other. I felt some serious […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Finale: Diamonds Under Pressure
It seems like April the Giraffe has either had or is about to have her calf and of course this happened right at 9 p.m. so I am a bit scattered. This is the finale party and everyone seems to be there so we are in for a full hour of fighting. But first, LVP […]
Dancing With The Stars: Vegas Night #DWTS
First of all they started off Vegas night with an all cast dance. Four Vegas girls started out in bed and woke up and ran on stage to Erika who danced with them. But WTF was going on with her hair? Did her headdress break? Did someone snatch her wig? I barely recognized her but […]
Lisa Vanderpump Hires New Social Media Manager? Epic Fail!
Yesterday morning, a Twitter account called Real Housewives Polls posed a question about Lisa Vanderpump manipulating Dorit into doing her dirty work this season. This account with almost 7,000 followers (An admirable following for us common folks, but a drop in the bucket for the likes of most popular housewives) asks several harmless poll questions […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: From Dogs To Diamonds
We begin this episode back in Hong Kong and end it at Lisa Vanderpump’s Diamonds and Rosé party. If you just checked out last week’s recap once, you probably missed A LOT of comments. You might want to get caught up here. Now back to the dinner brawl… Tonight’s coke in the bathroom scene seems a […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Big Buddha Brawl
Here at the ghetto shack lights are flickering, we have high winds, huge hail and lightning. It seems to be sort of going around my actual shack by a few blocks so I think I will likely live long enough to finish this recap as long as a tree doesn’t fall on me. So on […]
Dancing With The Stars Premiere: How Did Erika Do?
I’m going to watch most of DWTS tonight because I want to vote for Erika Jayne. I also want to check out the competition. I probably won’t do a lot of recapping of this season. I’m strictly here for the Erika Jayne segments. The girl from Fifth Harmony went first and as I said in […]
I Need To Talk To Y’all About Brandi Glanville
When Brandi Glanville first showed up on RHOBH I loved her. She was a breath of fresh air in a group that was getting tiresome. She shook things up. She was a nutbar. It was great. Until it wasn’t. At some point she crossed the line into a Porsha Williams level of ratchetness. She slapped […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Hong Kong Phooey!
I had planned to skip the usual boring packing scenes in tonight’s recap. And then I remembered Erika. Erika with the lookbooks and glam squad and stylist collaborations. Rinna has QVC so she is only going for a couple of days. It annoys me that we are pretending this is an LVP save the dogs […]
Eden Sassoon’s Incessant Hashtags Led Kyle Richards To Block Her on Twitter
Kyle Richards is one of the most forgiving housewives in Beverly Hills, but even she has her breaking point. In a recent interview with The Daily Dish in her dressing room just prior to the reunion, Kyle lets us know she has reached that point with Eden Sassoon. We’ve discussed that Eden’s social media behavior […]
Trying To Understand Eden Sassoon…
I’ve said since the beginning of this season of RHOBH that Eden’s Instagram and Twitter accounts are quite odd. The interview she recently did with The Daily Dish about the reunion, which presumably happened prior to the Thursday show down, is a particularly incoherent example. And if there is anyone who is an expert on incoherence, […]
Kim Richards Still Has Not Completed Her Probation Requirements
The day after Women’s Empowerment Day, which Kim Richards likely spent arguing with Lisa Rinna while taping the RHOBH reunion, Kim Richards was back in court. Kim Richards probation terms involving 30 hours of community labor (hard labor) were ordered by the judge in the Beverly Hotel case in September of 2015. Her probation conditions […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Looks
💃🏻 A post shared by Lisa Rinna (@lisarinna) on Mar 9, 2017 at 9:39pm PST While the rest of the world was celebrating women’s empowerment and lifting up other women yesterday, Andy Cohen gathered up the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for their annual fight club event know as the reunion. After all the bitching […]
RHOBH Reunion Seating Chart
I was busy with real life on Thursday but wanted to get this up before falling into bed. The seating chart for the reunion has been released and it’s quite interesting. Rinna managed to snag LVP’s seat and throw her onto an entirely different couch, second chair to Kyle. It’s clear that Andy has lost a […]
Okay This Is What Dorit Posted On Instagram Tonight
Who is watching #rhobh tonight?! 🙋🏼🥂😘 A post shared by Dorit Kemsley (@doritkemsley) on Mar 7, 2017 at 6:06pm PST All I could thing of was creepy PK taking the photo. Then I thought about Kyle’s tagline about spotting a fake. Dear LORD if anything good at all happens from the Trump presidency It […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Sweet Georgia Jayne
It’s Tuesday night, the busiest TV night of the week, and I’m excited for RHOBH! I’m pretty sure we are starting with dueling Ferrari scenes, one with Erika and one with Kyle but don’t yell at me if I am wrong. I am not someone who is impressed with expensive cars. Erika joins Eileen for […]