Why can’t Lisa Vanderpump just stay in hiding? Tamara Tattles exclusive sources report today that Lisa Vanderpump wants to go on WWHL to have the last word after RHOBH reunion airs. Because, coward. Every other bravolebrity has had to face the music at a reunion. This season, Camille showed up for the RHOBH reunion and […]
Andy Cohen and Ryan Murphy Weigh In On BunnyGate Before RHOBH Tonight
E! News recently interviewed both Ryan Murphy and Andy Cohen about bunnygate and Ryan was steadfastly on Team Rinna. The NBCu news outlet suggested using the housewives as the basis of an upcoming season of either Feud or American Horror Story and threw out some great ideas like, Feud: Jill and Bethenny and American Horror […]
Kim Richards Makes Things Awkward at the RHOBH Reunion, AGAIN.
I’ve just come to the end of my rope with Kim Richards. I think that she is just to broken, and has been since she was a child to ever recover. She claims she is doing great, but clearly she has missed a whole lot of steps in her recovery. She REALLY needs to […]
Yolanda Hadid Officially Admits She Is Not Returning To RHOBH!
It’s official! Yolanda Foster will not be returning to RHOBH! As I first excluscively reported here, there has been confirmation by my sources that Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump, Lisa Rinna and Erika Girardi will all be back full time, Eileen Davidson is at least temporarily a part-time housewife and Kathryn and Yolanda are officially out. […]
RHOBH Casting Tea: I Guess I Can’t Hold It Any Longer….
This is a Tamara Tattles Exclusive blah blah blah asshole will steal it anyway and a link is all I ask…. Look, I am TRYING to just take a day off and get wasted. There is only so much negativity regarding the women on these shows I can bear. Sometimes I need a time out […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Secrets Revealed
Technical Note: I THINK the mobile device commenting issue may be fixed. I’ve been working on it all day. I hope it works, but let me know either way. It seems that the mobile plugins (and other stuff) on JetPack revert to the default settings when there is a major WordPress Update and I have […]
RHOBH Reunion Part 3 Recap: Apologies Not Included
I am once again very behind because I thought this was coming on at 9 p.m. Did they move it for Below Deck Mediterranean? I can’t wait for the new Below Deck. But first we have to get through this. We begin with LVP’s dramatic revelation of being in an abusive relationship. Andy thinks it is […]
RHOBH Reunion Part 2 Recap: So Many Feels!
Once again, I have blocked this hot mess of a season out of my mind. With three franchises of housewives going, we all seem to be suffering from housewives fatigue. The RHOBH however are not fatigued at all. LVP has taken time away from her pet cause of regulating the dietary habits of a […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion 2016 Part 1: Butt Pellets And Munchausen
I was more surprised than usual to see this show in my DVR tonight. I think I am getting old timers because every damn day I have no idea what I am supposed to recap until I look at what the DVR is going to record. At some point this week I forgot all […]
Here Is How The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Works: An Abridged History
It occurred to me yesterday as I spent five and a half hours getting a haircut and some highlights (I look fabulous but Jesus Christ on a cracker, how do these housewives abide sitting for hours with a chair while people fuck with their hair and makeup?) it occurred to me that a lot of commenters […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Do You Believe Pinky, or Everyone Else?
addiction I find it so difficult to understand the venom surrounding this show this season. It began with uncovering the layers of Yolanda’s illness. Before the season even aired, we had a lot of questions and doubts and concerns about what is going on with Yolanda. I have to agree with Lisa Rinna who says […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Goodbye Dubai
The ladies are picked up by the white Rolls Royces that The Dubai Mall sends to the fancy hotels to pick up rich American tourists. Oh how I love these Dubai episodes. If only these women would stop bitching. Erika in her car feels the same way. Pinky is already bitching about Eileen in the other car. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Dubai Daze
Last week’s episode of RHOBH was probably my all time favorite with all of the ladies except the one with Chronic Lymenopause hanging out in luxury suites at the Atlantis Hotel on The Palm in Dubai. When else would we ever get to see the inside of a 40,000 dollar a night 10,000 plus square […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Lymes In The Sand
Tonight, we have to suffer through Yolanda’s ridiculous Lifetime Achievement Award for Suffering In Silence On Her Journey To The Center Of The Lyme. We start with Yolanda telling a makeup artist that she has not worn makeup in 11 months, no three years. Does she not know how ridiculous this sounds? And […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Gearing Up For Dubai!
Tonight is going to be a night of weirdness. Yolanda Did you know that Yolanda has a daughter named Gigi who is a model? Well, she called right at her call time so that Yolanda could remind us all on the air. Yolanda then calls David to ask for help writing her speech for her […]
Erika Jayne Still Comes Out Strong After Reunion
Updated behind the cut. Look I have no idea what is going on with this reunion. Is it sponsored? Can they really not use their social media? I dunno. I haven’t looked but Erika Jayne is supporting her friend and she probably only knows that Yo is very sick. I mean who comes to a […]
Andy Unhappy About How Long RHOBH Reunion Went On
I’ve had a lot going on today and have not been able to check in on RHOBH reunion. But Andy posted about how long it was going, bravoandy Still. Going. #RHOBH #GodHelpMe #FixItJesus I bet he was hoping to meet up with Jax much earlier. #Allegedly I’ll sort it all out for you tomorrow. […]
Happy Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Day !
The women of Beverly Hills have been brawling for several hours now and still very few photos to speak of have emerged. Last I checked we had Andy and a seating chart. I’ll check again later. I got sidetrack trying to get code on another video I want to show you. But you know […]