Nene Leakes has finally sold her house in Duluth, y’all. Property is on fire in the ATL. I get a dozen letters in my mailbox a week from investors wanting to buy the ghetto shack. I wish I was ready to sell. It’s going to take me forever to dig out of this Covid mess. […]
MDLLA Recap: Hollywood Royalty
Look at me trying to get a MDLLA recap up on the night that it airs! Tonight is the season finale, so it was my last shot at being on time. I wonder what will be on Bravo next Tuesday night? Maybe I’ll have Tuesdays off for a couple of weeks? Will we get to […]
MDLLA Recap: Bird Streets, Castles, & Wildfires (Triple Recap)
I got really behind on MDLLA Recaps. I have episode nine and ten on DVR and Nanette sent photos. Nothing taped for me last week and Nanette did not send photos. So was assuming that there were only ten episodes this season. However, wikipedia says there are twelve. So? I’m confused. I’m going do do […]
MDLLA Recap: 24 Hours Or Else
Is everyone enjoying a lazy Saturday? I know I am. I’m really good at being lazy. So I am going to make this MDLLA recap quick and dirty (I hope). It’s hot so while I can’t get any wine right now, I’m drinking beer. And gaining around a pound a minute. But whatever.
MDLLA Recap: Flagg It Or Bag It
Last night, I had ONE JOB. All I had to do was a MDLLA recap. I was tinkering with an upcoming exclusive but it was more than my brain can handle. So I was all ready to actually get one of these recaps out on the day the show aired. I got Banjo settled and […]
MDLLA Recap: Ze Plane! Ze Plane!
I literally thought I had already done this MDLLA recap, but I have not. I blame Covid brain, and he fact that my DVR is trying to die in this fucking pandemic. So, not time like the present I guess. Maybe Fredrick Eklund will be on. It’s one of those days that we all need […]
MDLLA Recap: Storm The Castle
Million Dollar Listing LA not only comes on on a busy night, it is 75 minutes long which makes it difficult for me to recap timely because of other shows. So this may be my lasst MDLLA recap. I’m not getting many views and I feel like you guys are kind of over it. Plus, […]
MDLLA Recap: Altman Versus Fredrik
Finally we get the episode we have been waiting for when Fredrik Eklund shows up to take over the LA Real Estate Market. But before we get to this week’s MDLLA recap, there is some news about Mauricio and The Agency. First much ado was made about Mauricio closing one of his offices. Why? Who […]
MDLLA Recap: A Rock And A Hard Price
Somehow the end of the week is suddenly slammed with shows to recap. So I’m going to get right on this MDLLA recap and see if maybe, just maybe we get Fredrik this week! Hopefully, he will end up taking Tracy’s spot as she is getting on my nerves. I have headache, perhaps from the […]
MDLLA Recap: Razor’s Edge
This week’s MDLLA recap should include the arrival of Fredrik Eklund and his family to Los Angeles. I don’t get on Instagram much but when I am feeling a bit down, I got to Fredrik’s IG. He seems very happy with his life in California. His children are so stunningly gorgeous I can’t believe they […]
MDLLA Recap: Altman And Flagg’s Co-List
It feels like it’s been years since we had a MDLLA episode. I’m probably going to need a minute to get all the names straight for the MDLLA recap! The title alone suggests this will be good. Did the two Josh’s really agree to a co-listing? It’s the end of the world as we know […]
Million Dollar Listing: Won’t You Be My Neighbor
David & James Bloody hell! The first episode is a call from PeeKay, I thought for sure the farse was over on the last episode. Quit stinking up this show you broke down con man! Apparently, he listened. We never saw or heard from him again. Not a peep from Dorit. Brinkley I hate how […]
Million Dollar Listing L.A.: The Good Fight
I am mainly recapping this show because Dorit and PK are on it pretending like they are home owners. The reality is that Paul has a minor interest in the LLC that owns the property. They have been living there while it was being renovated. Kind of like that guy that used to work for […]
Tamra And Eddie Are Moving Again, And You Won’t Believe Why!
This season we got to see Eddie and Tamra’s gorgeous new house in Orange County. The back yard alone is stunning. I think it is one of the prettiest houses we have seen on a house wives show. But Tamra is wanting to sell it and move to a new place. She says when they […]
Exclusive: Phaedra Phinally Sold Her House
There is some news from Phaedra’s old neighborhood. I’ve become friendly with a few people in her neighborhood over the years and one of them informed me that Phaedra’s house finally sold. Phaedra moved into the neighborhood in April of 2013 when she purchased the house in her own name for $849,000. It sold last […]
Bethenny & Fredrik: The Proof Is In the Porcelain
I’m so glad they are giving us back to back half hour episodes. I hate half hour episodes they just mess up the schedule. If they go to half an hour with a rerun I will be doing this show on Wednesdays. Because I still have This Is Us to get to and I don’t […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles: Unfinished Business
It’s the finale of MDLLA and it feels like this season flew by. Perhaps because I didn’t recap all the episodes. But I can’t miss this one because it is Josh Flagg’s wedding! And beginning signs of Tracy’s divorce. But first… Josh Altman Josh also has a listing appointment with a developer. Paul McCartney and […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles: Love and Listings
I haven’t had much time to do these recaps and was ready to just stop until I realized there are only two episodes left. So I’m going to give it my best shot. Next week is Flagg’s wedding so that should be good. Tracy Maltas Tracy is meeting with a developer that she parted ways […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles: Keys To The Castle
I don’t know why I always push this show to the back of the recap line. I think it might be because I really like it. I’m sort of the same way with my Parts Unknown episodes that I pile up on my DVR. I rarely think it is a good time to watch the […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles: Mile High Club
Josh Altman It looks like Josh took a bit of time off from filming to spend with his new baby. She’s adorable and three months old now! Heather will not let Josh or his brother walk on the rug the baby is on with shoes on. But the dog is all over it. People are […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles” It Wasn’t In My Budget
It seems this season that the realtors will rotate in and out of the episodes and we will be focusing on just three this week, Last week we had both Joshes and Tracy. This week we have Tracy with The Brits and Madison. The Brits James and David are super excited to have a shot […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angles : Who’s Your Daddy
Back by popular demand, is this week’s MDLLA episode recap. This show always gets put on the back burner for other posts, and if I’m being honest so I can watch Christmas movies instead. But since you guys were asking for it, here we go! Josh Flagg Josh is getting ready for his over the […]
Tamara Tattles Exclusive: Sites FALSELY CLAIM Moore Manor Is “In Foreclosure”
Yesterday, I kept getting emails about Moore Manor being “in foreclosure.” How does this make sense to anyone? Y’all picked the wrong day to be stupid because I’m going to take you all to school. Let’s start with a definition. fore·clo·sure, the action of taking possession of a mortgaged property when the mortgagor fails to keep […]
Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles: She’s A Boss
MDLLA came back for a new season on and already jam packed Thursday night, so once again the recaps will have to come when they come. On the season premiere, Tracy Maltas is introduced to us right away as one of the top realtors at Douglas Elliman. She’s coming on the show to give the boys […]
Atlanta Journal Reports Phaedra’s NEW House Is For Rent
Our friend over at the AJC, Rodney Ho reported today that Phaedra’s gated house that she bought last December is now for rent. This make me wonder where exactly she was moving all her crap in that yellow moving van of Apollo’s. Is she going to live with her mother? Phaedra has been posting photos […]
EXCLUSIVE! Tamara Tattles Spies Report on Phaedra’s Open House
Tamara Tattles was the first to report that Phaedra Parks is moving into her newest home. Neighbors reported that the move occurred car load by car load until Apollo’s yellow moving truck appeared for the furniture. I found that very odd. I get that she was only moving two miles away, but I would still think […]
EXCLUSIVE: Phaedra Parks’ House Is Under Contract!
Phaedra Parks recently placed her house on the market with Ansley Atlanta, a boutique real estate agency focused on luxury properties. There was a pocket listing given to the agency within the last two months in an attempt to sell the property quietly. This sign was placed on the property this morning. In a pocket […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Hashtag, You’re It!
Ryan This week, Ryan is trying to sell the two townhouses he listed last week on the same street. The less expensive of the two properties has a seller who barely speaks and is probably the most laid back person on the planet. Ryan brings him a low offer and he just say, “Okay, let’s […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Frankel-y Speaking
Fredrik It’s a RHONY cross-over tonight with Bethenny Frankel checking out one of Fredrik’s listings on her street in solo. Bethenny seems to really like the apartment. She would make one of the six bedrooms a walk in closet. Because, SIX BEDROOMS? Just as Bethenny is randomly asking if the architect is gay or straight, […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: The Kids Aren’t Alright
Fredrik Fredrik is going after a listing in Soho this week that is two of the last cast iron buildings. That sounds like a lot safer place for me to live than on top of the Four Seasons. Maybe I should change my go fund me to this place. It’s just sixteen and a half […]
Yolanda Hadid Sells Westwood Condo and Moves to Four Seasons NYC
Yolanda Hadid is very busy now that she got the settlement she wanted in her divorce from David Foster her Lymeopause has been cured. It seems now that she no longer wants to keep a west coast residence. The condo that she moved into on RHOBH (after leaving her marital Malibu home) at the Carlyle Residences […]
It May Be Time For ANOTHER Price Drop On Bethenny’s Apartment
On the last episode of RHONY, the listing of Bethenny’s apartment by Fredrick Eklund last February was inserted into the December timeline in order to hype up their new property flipping series. It was a wildly ridiculous scene where Fredrik told the homeowner on adderall with ADD to “declutter.” The she was told to get rid of […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Good As Gold
I am SOFA KING excited about this premiere tonight. I thought I would be really sad with Luis gone, but I have him on Instagram and love seeing him on an adventure in Paris. I think all three guys went to see him when Fredrik was there on his birthday trip. Oh and happiness break! I […]