Y’all have been tapping out left and right lately on RHOA. It started when Bravo wanted Kenya to take a pay cut to return to the show. It’s no secret that Kenya has not been particularly appreciated by Bravo over the years. Some of us just don’t like the direction the show is going. There […]
Kenya Moore’s Sunday Night Photo Drops Continue
Kenya Moore may have walked away from Bravo for season eleven, but she continues to win in the ratings. Each Sunday since the premiere of season eleven, and coincidentally the premiere of her baby, Brooklyn, Kenya has given us a tiny glimpse into her new life as a mother and her followers are eating it […]
Lindsay Lohan Attempts To Kidnap Two Young Boys From Syrian Refugee Parents In Moscow
If you thought Lindsay Lohan was sane again, you thought wrong. Around five years ago, Lindsay Lohan ran off alone to Turkey to “find herself” and/or find a new foreign accent or three. She left Turkey for a stint in London where she picked up a few new accents before landing in Dubai where she […]
Lindsay Comes to A Merciful End
I am not sure what anyone expected Lindsay on OWN to be. Those who expected or hoped for a redemption story were woefully denied that outcome. Those who were expected amazing ratings were also disappointed. What we got was a whole lot of Lindsay in denial and unable to accept the help that was provided […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Kids Are Alright
Back in Puerto Rico the witches coven is having an early meeting . Carlton would be so sad that she missed this. Everyone has convicted Lisa of the crime of telling Brandi to pack her tabloids for the Palms Springs trip months ago. Even Joyce and Michael are joining in on the conviction. Lisa and Ken […]
RHOBH Cast Shakeup Rumors
Y’all have been asking me in emails (thank you) if the rumors here and there about Joyce and Carlton being axed from RHOBH are true. I can’t answer that because nothing has happened yet with contracts. What I can tell you is that Lisa Vanderpump and Yolanda Foster are not campaigning TOGETHER for anything. I […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Too Ridiculous to Recap
This is the stupidest episode that has ever aired on Bravo. Lisa Vanderpump stuffed tabloids in Brandi’s luggage on the way to Palm Springs? Because of the two, Lisa Vanderpump is the one with the finger on the pulse of the tabloids? Because, duh, Lisa has nothing better to do. It’s not like she is […]
Lisa Vanderpump Addresses RHOBH Drama
This season, Lisa Vanderpump has found herself at the wrong end of many attacks by people she has considered friends for years. All season long, the Richards sisters and Brandi have been promising us that “we will see” what a manipulative bitch Lisa is. Well, so far, they are coming off as the backstabbers. Last […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Turning Down the Crown
It’s time for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the continuation of the malodorous plot dethrone Queen Lisa. Carlton goes to the witch store to pick up a few witchy things and invites Yolanda. Carton is getting a candle reading. The candle reader tells her she is doing a great job of standing in […]
RHOBH Reunion Fight Card 2014
There is a reason that the finale is generally filmed after the final episode of the season airs. One reason is so that the brawling that always seems to occur at the reunion does not cloud the cast mates reaction to the remaining episodes. This season of RHOBH is different. For some reason the reunion […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: It’s All Lisa Vanderpump’s Fault!
This week on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills the attempt to take down Lisa Vanderpump begins in earnest. Pay careful attention to Brandi this episode. She will attempt to sway the girls, particularly the Richards sisters and Yolanda to distance themselves from Lisa Vanderpump. You see, it’s important when social bullying to have the numbers […]
All the Dresses From Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion
Note: Sorry for the erroneous update. I am used to talking to Joyce and wasn’t paying attention. I have removed the update from here as it was a fan site twitter account. Of course this took forever as the laptop decided to crash….ugh…going back to bed. It’s always fun to see what the ladies […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion: It’s Wrap!
Andy Cohen just announced that the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion just finished filming at 9 pm their time. I suppose if they hurry home they can see some of the Opening Ceremonies. What a crappy night to film the reunion, Andrew. Andy tweeted “Oh LORD we JUST wrapped #RHOBHReunion – it is a DOOZY. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Carlton Continues to Look For Tits on an Ant
Lisa and Kyle are meeting with Kevin Lee the crazy party planner to plan a birthday dinner for Ken and Mauricio. Kyle wants it black tie chic to be the antithesis of Carlton’s nasty pool orgy. Yolanda will be at David’s daughter’s wedding. Kyle says to invite Carlton because they are on good terms. Oh Kyle. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Curse of Carlton
I am so not excited to recap this episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Not because I have written eleventy billion posts in the last 72 hours, but because it is Carlton’s lesbian pool party. Gross. Yet, I soldier on . Carlton is already comparing her party to Eyes Wide Shut. Thankfully, she shuffles […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Gun Ranges and Self-Defense Classes? Is This a Good Plan?
Brandi got a replacement dog. She hates him because he lifts his leg when he pees. So why get a male dog, dumbass. That is what they do. Brandi is going to Sacramento for a book signing. Her father lives there. They have not been speaking because she called him a drug dealer in her […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Luaus and Lies
Welp, Boys and Squirrels, I have some bad news about tonight’s episode. I completely fast forwarded through the whole first look. It was all Brandi and Carlton pole dancing and leering at each other. I’m just so not interested in hearing Carlton talk about how much she loves female bodies. We get it. We got […]
Bravo Sets New Ratings Record For Sunday Night! Plus a Preview of Next Sunday
NEW YORK – January 7, 2014 – Behind the strength of its Sunday night lineup, Bravo Media earned its best night ever among all key demos this past Sunday, according to Nielsen. “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” earned a franchise high among total viewers with over 4.5 million and delivered over 2.7 million P18-49. The […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Let’s Go To Cabo
It’s time for the annual Vanderpump Rules trip. Once again they are doing it on Stassi’s birthday so it can be all about her. Again. Once again, Jax is not invited but coming anyway. God I miss my flat belly from my twenties. I miss when it was fun to go clothes shopping because everything […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: If All Else Fails, Cry
We return to the lovely dinner party Lisa has arranged with Brandi still screaming “Shut the Fuck Up!” Michael is asking her very politely to watch her language. Brandi tries to play the victim card saying she has no husband to speak up for her. Correct, Brandi and there is a reason for that. You […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Rich People Annoy Me
Sorry I didn’t stick around for this last night. I just feel like hell and finally just went to bed. I am giving it another try now and it seems like this episode is more separate from RHOBH than I thought. Tom is pissed at Jax for spreading rumors about him. Really? Because isn’t this […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap
I really, really think Joyce’s husband is hot as hell. He reminds me of my one great love. Only he was not that big yet, and just a bartender at the Wind of Change… sigh. Oh how I fucked THAT up. But moving on. Oh look. Carlton is taking her submissive and his mother fetish […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Well I am near a TV, painfully sober and am going to try to blog this but I don’t think I have a pause feature so it is going to be quite brief. Joyce and her husband are at dinner. Brandi says this scene was filmed after filming ended. I agree we did not really […]
RHOBH & Vanderpump Rules Ratings and Sneak Peeks!
NEW YORK – December 17, 2013 – In part-two of the trip to Palm Springs, Bravo Media’s Monday night episode of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” earned over 2 million total viewers and 1.1 million A18-49 up 9 percent and 5 percent respectively over last week’s episode (12/9/13) and marking a season-to-date high among […]
Bravo Has Powerful Sunday Night Ratings! Will It Save Shahs?
As I mentioned in my last Shahs of Sunset post, Bravo is trying to shake up a poorly performing season for the Shahs by giving it a one time shot at the coveted timeslot following RHOA on Sunday nights. Did it work? Technically yes. Andy Cohen smartly did not give up having RHOA ‘s second […]
Real Housewives of Miami Reunion Part 2 Recap
We are back where we left off on Tuesday with Lisa pissed off and hiking up her fake boobies to prepare for round two with Joanna. Lisa is mad that Joanna’s make-up artist called her all kinds of names, including whore. Joanna seems to be implying that the reason Lisa can’t get pregnant is because […]
Real Housewives of Miami Reunion Recap
And here we go…. on to Real Housewives of Miami Reunion Part One Recap… Sofa King many posts today. Lea has a shit ton of borrowed diamonds on. Good for her for being able to borrow, go girl! Andy goes gently with the RHOM. I can already tell he does not care. Way too much […]