I’m going to try and focus on a decent Vanderpump Rules Recap for tonight’s final reunion episode. I’m still a bit out of it. It’s a bit odd that they are putting the reunion out on two consecutive nights. I am wondering what bravo show airs on your know, whatever day this is, normally. 🙂 […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion: Why?
Here we go the Vanderpump Rules recap of the part one Reunion. I fell asleep watching RHONJ season one and just now woke up. I was literally trying to skip this day all together. Alas, I am awake and will do my best with the reunion of this ridiculous show. I fully expect this to […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Engagement Party Crashers
It’s the final regular season Vanderpump Rules recap and it looks like it will be action packed. Something you may not know about writing recaps is I have to write a “meta description” for each episode. It’s very short and it shows up as a show description on search engine searches (like Google). I usually […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Between A Brock And A Hard Place
Before we get to tonight’s Vanderpump Rules recap that includes James and Raquel’s engagement party, if you missed the recap of Scheana Shay interview with Raquel about why she dumped James, you can read that here. It’s going to be weird witnessing a fancy engagement party for a wedding that will never happen. In other […]
Vanderpump Rules Raquel Leviss Update
Scheana Shay recently interviewed Raquel Leviss on her podcast, Scheananigans and Raquel did not hold back. Right from the start, we learn where Raquel moved after leaving James Kennedy. She moved in with Scheana and Brock Davies! Scheana seems to be loving having her has a roommate. Apparently, Scheana is going to be in San […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: UnProgress Party
I’ve been up since 3a.m. because I fell asleep around this time (6 p.m.) last night and slept for 9 hours.). I kept meaning to take a nap this morning but never got around to it. So, once again I am concerned I might sleep through this Vanderpump Rules Recap. I really, really want to […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Best Friends For Never
It’s time for another Vanderpump Rules recap and once again Andy Cohen has tacked his ratchet little show, on to the end messing up a VERY complicated DVR situation. So I will have to recap from the bedroom and miss The Voice finale live. SO NO SPOILERS for The Voice, or the Bachelorette either. It’s […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Sexy Unique Feet
It’s 7:30 pm and I have been fighting the urge to go to bed for hours. And I didn’t get up until almost 4pm. Why am I so exhausted? Lord knows I am not moving. Writing a Vanderpump Rules recap seems like a Herculean effort. Why? I have my dream job of sitting on a […]
Breaking News? Raquel Leviss And James Kennedy Break Up!
In a very reality TV show break up kind of way, Raquel Leviss and James Kennedy announce they have called off their engagement. Tom Sandoval must be so pissed. But, is anyone really surprised? Was her new nose unsatisfactory? View this post on Instagram A post shared by James Kennedy (@itsjameskennedy)
Vanderpump Rules Recap: It’s A Mad, Mad, Pool Party
It is time for another Vanderpump Rules recap. But is anyone actually still watching this show? It gets slightly more views than Winter House and less than half as much as Below Deck. So… I guess on that note we’ll get started. We begin to with the guys attempting to drive some golf balls. Emphasis […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Pitch Not So Perfect
I’m not overly excited for this Vanderpump Rules recap. But, I need a distraction. I finally made it to the grocery store today and by the time I was at the register I was unwell. Didn’t seem like anxiety. I needed help putting everything on the conveyor belt. 🙁 I may have to go to […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Anger Mismanagement
It’s time for another Vanderpump Rules recap. We will have the aftermath of Lala Kent being such a complete and total shitbag of a person. It seems like the cheese is also sliding off of James’s sandwich. We saw the foreshadowing of that last week when it seemed like he was responsible for damaging Racquel’s […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Poker Faces
It doesn’t look like there is much to work with for tonight’s Vanderpump Rules recap. Lala is going to keep shining a light on Scheana’s relationship with Brock so she doesn’t have to deal with her own. LVP apparently gets in on the meddling with Brock as well. Do we really care about this? Raquel […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Drink The Tea, Spill The Tea
I’m exhausted and in a very bad mood for this Vanderpump Rules recap. So, I’ll probably be a bigger bitch than usual when it comes to this shit show that no one is watching. Last week’s ratings were 0.583 million viewers, That’s WWHL levels of bad. HOWEVER, they had 0.22 in the 18-49 demo which […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Palm Springs And Tiffany Rings
Well boys and squirrels, it’s time for me to do a Vanderpump Rules recap of the show literally no one is watching. Last week’s ratings were 0.610 million viewers (0.23 18-49 demo). That’s actually not bad for the demo. But, it is still in WWHL level of ratings. The first episode of the RHOBH reunion […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Welcome To Rachella!
Some weeks fly by and others drag on. This week has been a drag. I’m actually ready for this Vanderpump Rules recap tonight. I need some distraction from real life. So let’s get right to it. OMG. I am starting to like Charli. She sleeps with a mannequin? And she complains about having to play […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Schwartz Shuffle
It’s time for a Vanderpump Rules recap and the tea is no one is watching Vanderpump Rules. The premiere episode that aired last week only had about 637,000 viewers. That is about half of what the previous season’s premiere had. I’m still shocked there is even a new season since everyone was let out of […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: We’re Back!
I truly thought my days of Vanderpump Rules Recaps were behind me. Everyone was released from their contract so they could pursue other options. Restaurants were closed. Most of the original cast was let go for racist or homophobic acts. Stassi’s classes on How Not To Be Racist didn’t take. Lisa Vanderpump’s statements on it […]
Vanderpump Rules First Look
I honestly cannot believe that this shit show is coming back. But here we are. We start with Lala and James talking about all of their personal growth and maturity. Then most of the rest of the preview is the two of them hurling insults at pretty much everyone. James seem to be back to […]
Pump Rules News: Raquel Leviss Finally Gets Her Man
Raquel Leviss’s persistence has finally off! After years of a disastrous relationships, James Kennedy has been sober for around two years now. And over the weekend, he planned a great proposal for Raquel! Since Coachella was cancelled for this year, James (and/or production) set up a Raquella at the polo fields where Coachella was usually […]
Pump Rules Recap: Reunion Part 3 (The Final Episode?)
It’s time for what could be the final Pump Rule Recap ever. It is starting to seem more and more likely that Bravo might just scrap this whole show. The public outcry to fire Jax Taylor, and to a lesser degree Britanny Cartwright continues to escalate. Lance Bass publicly distanced himself from both of them […]
Pump Rules Recap: The Reunion, And The End Of Stassi, Kristen, Max & Brett
On the heels of the news of the day (Click Here If You Missed It) this should be a very interesting Pump Rules Recap. It will mark the last episode of Vanderpump Rules for four of the participants. I’m not upset about Stassi. I had the Vanderpump Rules marathon in the background today. She’s been […]
Pump Rules Recap: The Reunion (Part 1)
This Pump Rules recap is going to be a hot mess. There are way too many people on remote. It’s going to be a shitstorm if Andy doesn’t use his mute button. Let’s get this show on the road! There are fifteen cameras! We begin with LVP telling us that all of her restaurant staff […]
Pump Rules Recap: Secrets Revealed?
Oh Joy! It’s time for me to do a bonus Pump Rules Recap! I’m sure this will be fabulous. After all the season was so chock full of interesting stuff that there has to be some great things on the cutting room floor! Oh wait. The entire season was a snooze fest. If there were […]
Pump Rules Recap: Unfriended
I am thrilled to report that this is the last regular episode of Vanderpump Rules! This has been a weird season for Pump Rules Recaps. I can’t even remember what the main story lines were for this season. I can’t believe this season has been airing since the first week of January. I feel like […]
Pump Rules Recap: A Tale Of Two Pool Parties
I have not been a fan of this season of Pump Rules. But despite being a bit late to this Pump Rules recap, I am looking forward to it. I can’t wait for Sandoval’s counter pool party! Jax is going to lose his roid rage, Adderall induced, drug addled mind! And I am here for […]
Pump Rules Recap: Mercury’s In Gatorade
I’m a tiny bit late to the Pump Rule recap tonight because I was watching The Voice results and forgot I was a few minutes behind. Also, I also feel like this show might be on it’s last leg. It’s a shame, it used to be one of my favorites. Apparently, Scheana made a porno […]
Pump Rules Recap: Til Death Do Us Not Part
I’m going to try to get a decent Pump Rules recap up. Sorry for all of the delayed recaps. I’m back on the struggle bus and doing the best I can. But hey, it’s the episode where Beau makes the worst decision of his life and I am the queen of bad decisions. You know […]
Pump Rules Recap: Witches of Weho Whine
Hey y’all, I am coming to you live on my brand new laptop. The Great Laptop Crash of 2020 is finally over. So how about I get you caught up on the witches of Weho with a Pump Rules recap? I feel like either I can’t remember shit because I am drinking all my brain […]
Pump Rules Recap: Shame Hangover
I went to bed early tonight and then woke up crying. I do not know what is wrong with me. I am always alone and isolated except for you guys. This is not particularly new to me. But, now I am afraid to go to the grocery store or leave the house for any reason. […]
Pump Rules Recap: Prank Wars
The title of this episode alone tells me I am probably going to hate it. If you are over age 13, prank wars should not be a thing. Also, I am freaking out because I think I waited too long to go to the grocery story. As in are they all going to close? I […]
Pump Rules Recap: All Daugs Go To Heaven
With the Kentucky Royal Wedding officially complete the old farts are back in Weho as we begin yet another Pump Rules recap. Dayna wants all the details of the event from Ariana and Sandoval. Ariana said it was hot in Kentucky. Sandoval said it was awesome. Yet time marches on and now it is time […]
Pump Rules Recap: Introducing Mr. and Mrs. Cauchi
Wait, why is this stupid Pump Rules Recap going until 10:36? I have two actually good shows that come on at ten. For Life and New Amsterdam. This better not be because of a fucking WWHL episode. Everyone is star struck over Lance Bass. Jax is hung the fuck over. I am going to try […]