Well boys and squirrels, it’s time for me to do a Vanderpump Rules recap of the show literally no one is watching. Last week’s ratings were 0.610 million viewers (0.23 18-49 demo). That’s actually not bad for the demo. But, it is still in WWHL level of ratings. The first episode of the RHOBH reunion […]
Lala Kent Is Fighting With Randall Emmett
I meant to make this a blind last week and didn’t get around to it. Apparently, Randall Emmett was recently in Nashville and a photo was circulating with Randall and two women going into a bar. For me the photo was just not a lot of proof. He was shot from the back and it […]
Lala Kent Would Like You To Meet Ocean Kent Emmett
I am officially a Lala Kent fan. I LOVE THIS PHOTO SO MUCH. She has done all these ridiculous fancy ass photoshoots throughout her pregnancy right up to last week. It was all naked Lala in full glam. It was all about Lala. Look at me! I’m pregnant! This photo says, look at me. I’m […]
Trouble In Paradise With Lala Kent & Randall Emmett?
Update 3: The great love affair between Lala Kent and Randall Emmett is intact you guys! Nothing to see here! Just a lovers quarrel. Or a cry for attention now that he’s gone back to work. Or something. This drama would have benefited by some Fofty. Update 2: Apparently Lala was with Emmett in Puerto […]
Pump Rules Recap: Prank Wars
The title of this episode alone tells me I am probably going to hate it. If you are over age 13, prank wars should not be a thing. Also, I am freaking out because I think I waited too long to go to the grocery story. As in are they all going to close? I […]
Pump Rules Recap: All Daugs Go To Heaven
With the Kentucky Royal Wedding officially complete the old farts are back in Weho as we begin yet another Pump Rules recap. Dayna wants all the details of the event from Ariana and Sandoval. Ariana said it was hot in Kentucky. Sandoval said it was awesome. Yet time marches on and now it is time […]
Bits And Pieces of Bravo News Plus RHOBH Trailer
RHOC filming has stopped along with all other productions. But that hasn’t stopped Tamra Judge and Vicki Gunvalson from being bitter over being let go. Both of them have unfollowed Shannon Beador after she posted a photo of her and her boyfriend with Kelly Dodd and her boyfriend. Apparently, they both live in the same […]
Pump Rules Recap: Introducing Mr. and Mrs. Cauchi
Wait, why is this stupid Pump Rules Recap going until 10:36? I have two actually good shows that come on at ten. For Life and New Amsterdam. This better not be because of a fucking WWHL episode. Everyone is star struck over Lance Bass. Jax is hung the fuck over. I am going to try […]
Pump Rules Recap: Jax Last Hurrah
It’s time for another Pump Rules Recap. I’m really late and was actually ready to start just a bit ago when I was informed that Jax Taylor was having a meltdown on Twitter. Again. He said his wedding was perfect except for Sandoval and Ariana being there. He said he had not talked to or […]
Pump Rules Recap: The Naughty Pig
It’s Super Tuesday and I need a quick break from election results. So, I am ready to do this Pump Rules recap! It feels like kind of a slow news day this week. There is not a whole lot of interesting real time news with the Pump Rules crowd. I am going to need a […]
Pump Rules Recap: Ex-Best Man, Ex-Best Friend
On Tonight’s Pump Rules recap, Jax makes both Toms cry. Scheana interferes with Brett’s love life. Ariana opens up about her anxiety and depression. And Lisa Vanderpump gets some tragic news. Well, that seems like an uplifting hour of television. At any rate, I am doing my civic duty by watching the democratic debates right […]
Katie Maloney, Mama Joyce’s Streets Are Talking!
I started hearing rumors about Katie Maloney being pregnant a couple of months ago. I tried to care. I really did. But, Katie has been accused of being pregnant for years now. I did think it was likely this time because she and Swartz finally have a house. But didn’t really bother to investigate. Today […]
UPDATED! Fifty Cent Versus Lala Kent Just Keeps On Going
And I am here for it. Lala Kent, girl, you do not seem to understand what #MeToo is all about. And that’s really good news for you. But you diminishing that movement is wrong. And referring to 50 Cent as “she” is wrong if that was your intention. You need to sit your flat ass […]
50 Cent Comes Hard For Lala Kent And Randall Emmett On Instagram
50 Cent started a social media fight yesterday with Lala Kent. I was choosing just to observe of the sidelines. However, it seems a lot of y’all are interested in this based on the emails I received. So, I will try to make some sort of sense of this nonsense. Apparently, Randall Emmett produces some […]
Lala Kent And Randall Emmett Are Officially Engaged!
Well, the stars all aligned last night in Cabo for Lala and Randall Emmett. The couple and a few friends took a PJ down to Cabo Friday for the weekend. Lala was showing us their fabulous villa on the water on her Instagram stories all weekend. As she said, Randall really went all out for her […]
LaLa Kent Has Gone Full Kardashian
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl1SR8ggFqt/?hl=en&taken-by=lalakent Somewhere, Scheana Marie is having a nervous breakdown over this.
LaLa Kent’s Longtime Boyfriend, Randall Emmett, is Finally Single!
The witches of Weho on Vanderpump Rules have been ragging on Lala for a couple of seasons for “dating a married man.” While that was technically true the married couple had been trading divorce papers the entire time. Initially, Randall Emmett’s wife filed for divorce a couple of years ago but never went forward with the […]
Lala Kent Is No Longer Hiding Her Married Boyfriend
It’s the wee hours of Wednesday Morning here on the east coast, but it is only almost midnight on the west coast. Last night, Lala flew all of the VPR girls to Vegas for a girls weekend on a private plane owned by her boyfriend, Randall Emmett. Randall is the executive producer of Power. He has […]
WWHL With James Kennedy
I have to just say that I cheat on y’all with other shows on Monday nights and am just now caught up on my viewing of them, so I have NOT seen Vanderpump Rules yet tonight. In the past my recaps have been decent when I was down with completely insane Kristen. But now that […]