It’s reunion time on tonight’s Below Deck Recap! But before we get to all of that, I feel like I am off the Rayna train. I’ve been defending her all season but she’s gone full on batshit crazy online. She seems to think …. WAIT FOR IT… that Eddie is being groomed to replace Captain […]
Below Deck Recap: We Made It, Ya Slags
Sadly, this is the last Below Deck Recap of the season unless we get a reunion. The Below Deck reunions have been sort of sometimey the last few seasons. However, I seem to recall (and my recollections during Covid are not to be trusted) that Rayna said the whole Heather situation was kind of swept […]
Below Deck Recap: Unfinished Business
Oh Hey! I just remembered that my Below Deck Recap duties start at 8 p.m. So, I’m trying to get out of the drama in the RHOSLC comments and get to this recap. I’m ready to go. But before I get to it, there was a Maury Povich moment recently and Jean-Luc Cerza-Lanaux YOU ARE […]
Below Deck Recap: New Stew On The Block
It’s a dark and gloomy night in the ATL. It kind of feels like the day after Christmas. I so enjoyed all the snow yesterday even thought it didn’t stick and I didn’t get to make a snowman. Yes. I am five years old when it snows. But it is time for a Below Deck […]
Below Deck Recap: Shouda Joined The Navy
Sorry for the delay with the Below Deck recap. I was busy drinking and watching my Bulldawgs clinch the national championship. How ‘Bout Them Dawgs! Also, Below Deck did not record so I’ll be speed recapping from the on demand version as more of discussion post. Hmm, it is not on demand either. Guess I […]
Below Deck Recap: The Smell Of Sweat And Desparation
I hope I will be awake enough to do tonight’s Below Deck recap. I am exhausted. I’m starting to wonder if it is a booster side effect, even though I have been sleeping like the dead for hours prior to the shot. I also can’t remember shit. I’m also drunk more often than not. So […]
Below Deck Recap: When Eddie Met Sally
Captain Lee may make heads roll on tonight’s Below Deck recap. Meanwhile, I fell back to sleep around noon and slept until 8:30 so I am behind and Banjo is mad at me. He eventually woke me up to feed him, but I was still a bit late. I also got up several times during […]
Below Deck Recap: Compliments Of Captain Lee’s Travel Agency
Thanks for being patient with me tonight and allowing me to delay my Below Deck recap. It’s the highest rated show on Bravo, but I still have some personal priorities. Banjo and I are on different sleeping schedules and it’s complicated. This dog used to only go twice a day. Now, he needs to go […]
Below Deck Recap: Plenty Of Jake To Go Around!
Tonight’s Below Deck recap is coming to you own west coast time! You can blame Andy Cohen for this. Also, it The Voice night and that’s my bonding time with Banjo. So I hope it is okay that I’m recapping the second showing that starts at 10:30 here in real people time. 🙂 It looks […]
Below Deck Recap: He Kissed A Boy And He Liked It!
I’m really trying to get caught up tonight so I am going to knockout this Below Deck recap and call it a night. I may try to watch The Voice with Banjo first. we shall see. It’s kind of our thing. I think he can tell I am unwell because he’s staring at me a […]
Below Deck Recap: Leave Your Emotions At The Cabin Door
Sorry for the delay of this Below Deck Recap. It’s The Voice night and our bonding time. So, you’re just going to have to wait. And I will probably sleep afterwards so. Again sorry. Actually, we fell asleep in a big furry mess. It was great. Let’s see what I missed. Oh it looks like […]
Below Deck Recap: Pissed On Chickens Can’t Compare
Y’all I am a bit late with this Below Deck Recap. I was catching up with a friend over the phone. I’m not a huge phone person so we had a lot to catch up on! I am not a huge fan of the phone unless I’ve had a few glasses of wine and feeling […]
Below Deck Recap: Bourbon Buffoonery
I was today years old when I learned I could never live in Alaska. I thought about it once because there are a lot of straight men up there and not that many women. And it looks pretty on TV. But, I am NOT dealing with the lack of sunlight this winter. I sleep so […]
Below Deck Recap: Boat Daddy
Who is ready for a Below Deck recap? Sadly, we still have half a charter to get through before we can get Captain Lee back on the ship! And we have to find out if the beach picnic will actually happen before nightfall. When last we saw them, the guests were not happy at all […]
Below Deck Recap: One Step Closer To World Domination
YAY! Below Deck with Captain Lee Stud of the Sea is back! That means it’s time for a Below Deck recap. On very rare occasions, I have interacted with Captain Lee and recall at one point him mentioning some health conditions. But, I was not aware at the time that the show was about to […]
Below Deck Recap: It’s Reunion Time!
Well boys and squirrels, it’s time for the Below Deck Recap. It’s the reunion and I am already pissed before even watching it. I’ve heard that Elizabeth is going to talk shit about Captain Lee. If true, this could make her more hated than pretty much anyone on the planet that is not orange. You […]
Below Deck Recap: Premature Evacuation
This probably will be a very short Below Deck recap. Elizabeth getting fired is well overdue. She is begging for her job. She really doesn’t understand why she was fired. But really, this season is pretty much over due to Covid. Elizabeth has to pack her knives and go. Oops wrong show. I really need […]
Below Deck Recap: Don’t Cry For Me Antigua
The big question I have going into this Below Deck recap is are the finally going to fire Elizabeth? The episode summary for this episode literally says, “Elizabeth spends the charter focusing on James instead of her job.” You know, just like every other episode. There is also a mention of Ashling’s “little white lie” […]
Below Deck Recap: Hide The Salami
Tonight’s Below Deck recap is going to be wacky and sad as Jackie and David Siegel appear as the primaries. Click here to find out what happened when they were on Below Deck Med. Jackie refers to herself as The Queen of Versailles because she has been building a sort of replica in Florida for […]
Below Deck Recap: James’ Big Cannoli
I’m not sure if my DVR didn’t record episode 12, last week or if I somehow deleted it. I may have deleted it on purpose because Captain Lee is going to talk about the loss of his son. And that will be difficult. I’m watching the episode now on demand. Which means I have to […]
Below Deck Recap: Blood In The Water
Tonight, we return to a boat where Captain Lee is madder than a wet hen. We’ve literally never seen him this angry. In this Below Deck recap, I presume someone is going to have to go in and extradite Drunk Dolores from the sea where she apparently wants to feed peas to the fish and […]
Below Deck Recap: Steamy Vibes
Tonight’s Below Deck recap will be quite drama-filled from the sound of things. Elizabeth continues to be useless and both Ashling and Francesca are at their wits end. It seems Elizabeth is more concerned about her boatmance with James than actually doing her job. Then, the captain loses it over dangerous behavior by the charter […]
Below Deck Recap: The Devil You Know
It’s a slow time for Bravo exclusive news as everyone seems to have disappeared for the winter break. But, amazingly, we still have recaps to do this week! Tonight we have a Below Deck recap of a new episode! I’m not sure how many episodes we have left. We seem to be getting into the […]
Below Deck Recap: No Way Rosé
Oh hey! I was up all night drinking wine and arguing about politics on Twitter and just woke up for the day as Below Deck is ending. Ooops. I missed the Saturn and Venus thing, seeing what superpowers everyone got, and Below Deck. I’m trying to stop stressing about my sleep schedule and just rolling […]
Below Deck Recap: Runaway Chef
I am so ready for this Below Deck recap tonight. I slept in super late today and woke up to a financial mess that needed to be sorted out. So,I just got that straighten out and now I need to WOO SAH and get on this boat with Captain Lee and sail away from all […]
Below Deck Recap: Just Another Day In Paradise
Tonight’s Below Deck recap will probably end with Shane getting a ticket home from Captain Lee. And I think that is about three episodes too late. In the meantime, Banjo’s favorite show, The Voice is on and I am voting my cold black heart out for Jim Ranger! But John Holiday is also amazing! Dayum, […]
Below Deck Recap: Do Not Disturb
Y’all. Today was the day I fell down the rabbit hole. I’ve been trying not to do it too early. But, today it happened. I got hooked on Lifetime Christmas movies. I’m currently watching one while drinking Prosecco out of a wine glass that someone sent me that says, “I’m sorry you’re old.” I am […]
Below Deck Recap: Max And Dax’s Excellent Adventure
I can never remember what I recap on what day. So I was happy to discover that tonight it is a Below Deck recap. I believe we get a new stew tonight and Izzy moves to the deck. Also, we finally get rid of the assholes and the crew gets their first shore leave together. […]
Below Deck Recap: There’s No Crying In Yachting
You guys! I have gone from feeling badly about getting up at 2 or 3 pm to having a problem waking up in time to recap shows during prime time. It’s not healthy to sleep through all the daylight. I just can’t seem to straighten out my sleep schedule! ARGH. At least tonight is Below […]
Below Deck Recap: There’s No Place Like Home
I know that the last season of Below Deck was just awful, but I have never been more excited for Captain Lee to come back on my TV screen. We all need Captain Lee during these difficult times. I am physically exhausted today but I am so ready to get this Below Deck recap started! […]