BREAKING NEWS! MONIQUE HAS REPORTED SHE HAS QUIT THE SHOW. It’s not worth the damage to her family. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Monique Samuels (@mrsmoniquesamuels) Finally, tonight it is the last RHOP recap of the season. Have we ever had three and a half hours of reunion fights before this? […]
RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 2
Before we get started on tonight’s RHOP recap, I need to catch you up on some real time drama. Apparently, Jamal Bryant didn’t appreciate being called “pastor holy whore” on national TV. So he faked up his own “binder” and tried to come for Monique. It backfired, and made him look worse and he took […]
RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 1
Well the time as come for the RHOP recap. I can’t wait to see what is in Monique’s binder of receipts. She got color coated tabs and everything. How long did that take her to assemble? I guess we probably won’t get to the finale brawl on the first episode. First Andy goes to check […]
RHOP Recap: Deck The Halls With Drama (Finale)
I honestly feel like this is the THIRD fucking finale I have recapped this season. It just seems Sofa King long! I am so over these women and their drama. And yet, we have a three episode finale. Argh. I haven’t watched the previews so I have no clue what they will be bitching about […]
RHOP Reunion First Look: Do We Really Need Three Parts?
The RHOP Reunion trailer is out. And I have many questions. Can we start with WTF is happening to Robyn’s hair? Karen is all over the map. The clip starts with her ominously saying, ” We have broken each other this year.“ She goes on to say basically they need a healing and a new […]
RHOP Recap: Shifty Wigs
The leaves are still on the trees in Georgia but winter has come anyway. It’s been cold and dark and rainy and all I want to do is sleep. I’m pretty sure I did the 90 Day Fiance recap in my sleep. So this RHOP recap of the finale had to wait until I woke […]
A Glimpse At The RHOP Reunion
A socially distanced, in-person RHOP reunion was last Sunday and the rumor mill has been churning ever since. And not just about the ugly yellow dresses. I mean… these dresses are awful. Monique’s dress is the only halfway decent one. Karen’s is pretty but it looks like something took a huge bit out of her […]
RHOP Recap: Fifty Shades of Betrayal
It’s time for another RHOP Recap! Next week is the season finale. But tonight, there is a “dominatrix party’ and Ashley reveals that she has written a statement on behalf of Monique about what a hot head, shit stirrer with violent tendencies that Candiace is. OMG! My computer is suddenly able to right click again! […]
RHOP Recap: Picking Sides
I’ve been awake for all of ten minutes as my quest to get my sleeping schedule straight continues. Also, I don’t feel so good. I think it is the changing of the seasons- stuffy head, whiney attitude kind of crap. So I am getting a late start on this RHOP recap. But I could really […]
RHOP Recap: Portu-Girl Bye
Despite the fact that most of these women have no idea where Portugal is, nevertheless, off we go. I am kind of looking forward to this RHOP recap as it is one of the better seasons currently airing. That’s not saying much because RHOC really sucks hind teat this season. I am excited for Real […]
RHOP Recap: Hats Off, Shades On!
Sorry you guys. It’s been the weirdest day. I did the 90 Day recap and totally forgot about this. I didn’t have TV or Internet for most of the day today so I was anxious to just watch some fun, light shows and then I remembered! So. let’s knock out a RHOP Recap! And then, […]
RHOP Recap: No Shows & Show Downs
Please for the love of God tell me this episode is not two fucking hours long. I just did a two hour recap of 90 Day The Other way! Is this the finale? Sigh. It looks like I will be slogging through this RHOP Recap with limited comments. I hope to hell they added on […]
RHOP Recap: Fully Charged
It’s Sunday night and that means lots of recapping! I’m going to start with a RHOP recap tonight because most of you are more interested in Potomac than 90 Day Fiance the other way. And if I do 90 Day first the RHOP suffers. Tonight, Wendy is having a sip and see. Is she even […]
RHOP Recap: Taxing Time And Blurry Lines
I am really trying to get back into work mode after a very odd weekend. But I am getting to this RHOP Recap very late in the evening and I am exhausted so this recap will probably suck more than most. And I am just fine with any beatdown Candiace gets. I think she needs […]
RHOP Recap: Sorry, NOT Sorry
I finally got caught up on Real Housewives of Potomac and this season has a lot going on! But so do Sunday nights! So much to recap and no room on the DVR! But tonight, I’ve got room for a RHOP recap! It’s late and this POS new laptop is unable to handle the usage […]
RHOP Recap: Look Who’s Squawking
Last night I tried to take a nap before recapping and slept until morning. After weeks of not sleeping or eating, now all I want to do is sleep and eat. and eat and eat. While setting up for this RHOP recap I’m eating a bunch of Vietnamese food I ordered. I am learning that […]
RHOP Recap: Celebrations and Strange Explanations
Since I’m taping two shows at once right now, I had to stop sleep watching Beat Bobby Flay and nothing else was conducive to anxiety reduction during sleep, I figure I may as well just knock out this RHOP recap. We start with Gizelle taking a dance class with one of her daughters. She’s trying […]
RHOP Recap: Sip And See You Later
It’s time to head back to the DC area for another RHOP Recap! Sometimes a week feels like a whole year over here. I can barely remember last Sunday. And yet, I persist. So let’s do this. We have seven full on housewives, somehow this season is going to be about Charrisse? Maybe she should […]
RHOP Recap: The Rumor Meal
I’m trying to be optimistic about this episode but after last week’s RHOP recap where the focus was on Candice’s fake story line, it’s a struggle. Despite all the options we have with TV shows and streaming channels I am amazed that we are still watching the Misogyny Channel. Old habits die hard I guess. […]
RHOP Recap: Old Testaments, New Revelations
It’s FINALLY time for a new RHOP Recap where we will meet the new housewife, Wendy Osefo! Also As you know there were law suits and criminal actions filed between Monique and Candiace during the filming of this season. Plus, plus there is always some sort of sexual misconduct by Ashley’s husband Michael to get […]
RHOBH & RHOP Are Filming Their Overseas Trips At The Same Time
The RHOBH and The RHOP are both filming their big cast trips right now. The RHOP cast is currently filming in Portugal. Everyone is there except for Monique Samuels. Tamara Tattles exclusive sources say that Monique’s attorney advise her not to go. Monique recently filed second degree assault charges against Candiace Dillard. With Candiace on […]
RHOP Recap Reunion: The Topic That Refuses To Die
Oh yay! It’s time for one last RHOP recap. While I have come to really like this franchise, I despise these reunions. For the love of God, can we just get off the topic of Michael Darby’s sexuality? NOE. NOE WE CAN NOT APPARENTLY. First, we talk about everyone sex lives. Why? Why is this […]
RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 2
I’m falling a bit behind on my recaps this week. I’m going to try to knock out a quick RHOP recap of part two of the reunion. I think it is going to be mostly about Michael and I am so sick of this storyline. There really isn’t much to say other than no charges […]
RHOP Recap: The RHOP Reunion Part 1
First of all, apologies for forgetting to do the RHOP recap of the finale. It’s the end of the BB21 season and I got lost in feed watching and it slipped my mind until I went to pull photos for this. Nevertheless, tonight I shall persist in recapping the reunion. I love the all white […]
RHOP Recap: Unanswered Questions…
So I was catching up on the hurricane situation on CNN when all of the sudden the channel over to Bravo. Apparently, there is a new episode of RHOP airing right now. I have no idea why. But it looks like starting a week from Sunday the show will finish out on Sundays. So I […]
RHOP Recap: Trouble In Paradise
Tonight’s RHOP recap will focus a lot on Katie. It seems that people are starting to realize she is going through a lot, and are going to be kinder toward her. That’s a novel concept for a housewives show. I have a feeling things get worse for Katie before the season ends though since she […]
RHOP Recap: Too Crazy To Be A Housewife?
Off to a late start on this #RHOP recap because at the last minute, a computer glitch shutdown my laptop unexpectedly, and erased all of my grunt work. But I am quickly back on track and ready to go to the Cayman Islands with this crew! Before we even get to the island, Ashley is […]
RHOP Recap: Open House And Closed Doors
It’s time for triple recap Sunday! I am so far behind getting started so let’s get straight to the first one, the RHOP Recap! Ashley is about to attempt to reunite with her father. She is in my neck of the woods in northern suburbs of the ATL. First of all, why is she doing […]
RHOP Recap: Opening Old Wounds
Based on the previews, this RHOP Recap may not be all that interesting. I’m not even going to pretend to recap Candiace looking at a $2.5 million dollar home. In other news, my cable service crapped out just before this episode started and the DVR is all kinds of messed up. We start with Gizelle […]
RHOP Recap: Good Will Hunting
Well, Sunday Funday and the last weekend of July has come to an end. It’s time for Sunday night’s triple recap night. Which begins of course with the RHOP Recap. Tonight, it turns out that despite being at a large party, absolutely no one saw the butt grab. It was not captured on security cameras […]
RHOP Recap: Can I Get A Witness?
From the looks of things, this will be another RHOP Recap where the ladies make a big deal out of nothing regarding the Michael Darby allegations. Once more with feeling, the first news reports on this subject were blatantly wrong. Yet they went viral. When the story began to unravel, there was not nearly as […]
RHOP Recap: Showdown At The Hoedown
Who is ready for a hoedown? On tonight’s RHOP Recap, that’s going to be the main event. And these hoes are going to try to take each other down. Let’s hope someone takes down Candiace. Krazy Katie is hosting the hoedown! But first, Robyn let’s Gizelle know that penisgate is all her fault. They should […]
RHOP Recap: Days of Our Knives
I don’t know what happened to me last night, I just totally ignored all of my recapping duties and now I am super behind. Let’s get on with last night’s RHOP Recap. We start where we left off last week with Candiace swinging a butter knife at Ashley. Candiace’s husband has to stop cooking and […]