We start with a long scene about Gizelle and Sherman breaking up. Haven’t we already discussed this a million times? Did she really just tell the kids on TV? Monique is laying out the essential oil schedule for her kids. It’s extensive. But I am all about the essential oils so, whatever works. Robyn is […]
Real Housewives of Potomac: Meme Your Own Business
For a second there, I thought this episode didn’t tape and I was relieved. We are going to have fireworks for a fucking week or more and all Banjo does is bark and flip out. I have a muscle relaxer or something for Wednesday night, but tonight is really fairly tame and he is still […]
The Real Housewives of Potomac: Can’t Hide From These Green Eyes
Hey, y’all. I am going to do a very short recap on this episode. I thought I had recorded it but I can’t find it now. These Potomac recaps have been a PITA all season and it is just easier for me to get something up when I get a chance rather than trying to […]
Real Housewives of Potomac: Ex’s and Oh No’s
By Amanda Z. Let me issue a DISCLAIMER I am 2 bottles of cava In (my mom and my aunts came over this and it became a thing but I digress). Lets start this foolishness Karen and Ray are having dinner at a white table cloth restaurant. I hear auditors itemizing in the background. Heading […]
Real Housewives Of Potomac: RSVPlease
By Amanda Z. Have we all gotten our beauty rest from last week’s snoozefest…oops I mean episode? Yea? Good, let’s get into it then. Ashley has finally gotten her mom out of her relationship and that should mean its smooth sailing from here on out but apparently she signed a 3 year prenup that is […]
Real Housewives of Potomac: A Happy Medium
By: Amanda Z. Ready ladies and gents? We are still brawling in the middle of the D.C. Streets. Monique is still hollering about not hanging out with people who don’t have anything to lose and these grown women are being asked to leave the outside of an establishment by the sweetest little old lady security […]
Real Housewives of Potomac: Scentertainment
By Amanda Z. Ah ladies in gents we are back to see what is happening with the ladies of the outer DC area. I am Amanda Z. long time reader first time recapper as it were. Let’s trudge through the layers of foundation and wig glue together shall we? We return to the middle of […]
Real Housewives of Potomac: I Came From Jesus
I am going to try to do a quick recap of this show because I know Y’all want it. I was unable to convey to the last person who wanted to recap the text and formatting requirements and because it comes on on a very busy night I didn’t really have the time to do […]
Real Housewives Of Potomac: First Ladies and Second Chances
By Jon Lee Hi everyone, I’m Jon Lee a ghostwriter/bravoholic and I will be taking over the re-capping of my absolute favorite housewives show, The Real Housewives Of Potomac (RHOP) RHOP is my favorite because they are still in that sweet spot where they aren’t quite famous yet and they are willing to be extra […]
Real Housewives of Potomac: You Gotta Have Millions To Make Millions
I guess I might as will get to recapping Potomac. I was biased against this show from the onset. RHOA is the number one show on Bravo not because the ladies are the most interesting, they certainly are not the richest. Nene and Kim and them were in desperate need of money and attention when […]
Real Housewives of Potomac: Reunion Part 2: Man Problems
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Well, here we are at the end of season 2 of RHOP! I’m actually a little nostalgic because the season ended so much better than it started. It dragged at times, but overall I loved the addition of Monique to the cast and the Huger IRS thing is just too, […]
Real Housewives of Potomac: Reunion Part 1
By Guest Contributor Becky J. It’s finally reunion night for RHOP! And it’s a two-parter—I somehow had it wrong and thought it was just one episode (wishful thinking). Since the news of Karen and Ray Huger’s huge IRS lien broke this week, I’ve been extra excited for the reunion. It will be fun to sit […]
Real Housewives of Potomac: Home is Where the Truth Is
By Guest Contributor Becky J. Here we are at the season finale of RHOP and I still can’t commit to loving it. The nicest thing I can say is that it’s not the worst Housewives franchise ever. And let’s be honest, even the worst real housewives episode is still more entertaining than real life most […]
Real Housewives of Potomac: The Grand Dame Sham
By Guest Contributor Becky J. I’m late with this recap because there are so many better shows to watch. Can you believe there is only one episode of RHOP left this season? I CAN. To me, it feels like it’s been three years since season two started. But, I’m sticking with it until the bitter […]
Real Housewives of Potomac: Welcome to the Bermuda Triangle
By Guest Contributor Becky J. This week, the Potomac ladies are heading off to Bermuda. Gizelle’s mom is coming to stay with her three girls, Robyn deserves a break because her boys are exhausting and Charrisse is bringing her third-person alter-ego “Cha-Cha” to have some fun (which means act nasty and cry about her divorce). […]