By Jacques The ninth season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta finally wrapped last week, and what a season it was. Part four of the reunion was some of the most compelling, high-stakes television I’ve seen in forever – prestige cable dramas be damned. Don’t @ me. Personally, things played out great for me in […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Secrets Revealed
I normally go into these “Secrets Revealed” episodes wondering why I am even going to recap this as they almost never reveal any secrets. However, I believe this time there may have been some things added after the reunion was filmed to shed some light on the Phaedra situation. So I am mildly optimistic. I […]
Peter Thomas Pulled a Box Cutter on Matt Jordan
It’s a slow news day over at TMZ so they are talking about the fight between Peter and Matt in a Charlotte Radio Station last March. The big news is that Peter pulled a box cutter out of his pocket when Matt came after him in the radio station. Um, and? The deranged drug addled […]
SFTA Has Exclusive Footage of Matt Jordan Attacking Peter Thomas At The Radio Station
I’m sure you all remember back in March when I reported, “Another day, another steroid and adderall induced rage by Matt Jordan. Apparently, last night Matt drove his dumbass to Charlotte to fight Peter Thomas over this video he recorded in response to Matt’s whiney bitch ass Instagram Live about how Todd and Peter don’t […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Part 4: Phaedra’s Last Episode
I am feeling a bit excited about this episode, the last episode for Phaedra Parks. Tonight on Instagram, Kenya Moore asked the question, “If two people rob a bank, is it fair if only one goes to jail?” in reference to Porsha Williams ONCE AGAIN getting away with her crap. I really wish I knew who […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Pt 3: Phaedra Phalls Phrom Grace…
This is one of those reunion episodes where I just want to get to the grand finale where Phaedra’s house of cards collapses. Maybe we will get lucky and it will be a slow and painful demise over the entire hour. As an added bonus, it seems a though Porsha will finally realize that she […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Part 2: Time For Tears
My ears have been stopped up all day. I wonder if that some sort of unconscious self preservation so save my eardrums from another hour of housewives squawking. We start right back at Porsha screaming at Kandi because she doesn’t believe that Porsha goes to anger management. Porsha thinks she should be celebrated for dealing […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Part 1: Frick and Frack Lie and Lie Some More
I just got in the door from Easter with family and friends and am really late getting started. I think the REAL reason this reunion is four damn episodes long isn’t because is it SUCH A DRAMATIC reunion. I think it is because they wanted something to air on Easter Sunday without any of the […]
Real Housewives Of Atlanta: But A Room Is Not A House And A House Is Not A Home…
It’s the finale of RHOA, and yet there are FIVE MORE EPISODES before it is really over. FIVE! I’m already looking for reasons to call in sick for the next five Sundays. But tonight we get to laugh at the staged Chateau Sheree! Kandi Kandi and Riley need to wrap up the whole Block/Daddy situation. […]
Kill Me Now…#RHOA Reunion Will Be FOUR EPISODES!
When Andy Cohen was seen leaving the RHOA reunion practically in tears, it was clear the RHOA would be pretty dramatic. Yesterday, Bravo released the first clips and the press release below informing us that it will be four fucking episodes long. Dear God no. What have we done to deserve this? There better be […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Side Dishes & Side Pieces
You guys literally talk about the RHOBH episodes right up until the new one airs lately. Thanks for that, by the way. But I think we are all growing wearing of Atlanta. It’s just gone on too long. But tonight, for some reason, Apollo’s side piece comes to town, Word on the curb, Phaedra caught […]
Kenya Moore Requests Restraining Order Against Matt Jordan
After weeks of those closest to Kenya Moore begging her to get a restraining order against Matt Jordan, she has finally done it. It seems the recent attack on Peter Thomas in Charlotte was the tipping factor that finally made Kenya see that she that she could be in danger. Also, Matt has been posting […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Baby Nups and Breakups
I feel like tonight’s show is going to be wrapping up a couple of fake storylines. Porsha’s fake relationship, and Phaedra’s fake storyline she cooked up with Phaedra’s ex-employee. Then we will have Kenya and her push/pull romance with the raging lunatic. The last five or six times I’ve posted about Matt, it has been […]
Matt Jordan Drives To Charlotte To Choke Out Peter Thomas
Another day, another steroid and adderall induced rage by Matt Jordan. Apparently, last night Matt drove his dumbass to Charlotte to fight Peter Thomas over this video he recorded in response to Matt’s whiney bitch ass Instagram Live about how Todd and Peter don’t want to be friends with him anymore. There are various versions […]
Matt Jordan Comes For Peter Thomas and Todd Tucker On IG; Peter Responds
Matt Jordan is still crying like a little bitch on Instagram. Apparently he went on Instragam live recently, and this time his beef was with Peter and Todd. It seems according to him that Peter and Todd took him under their wing and explained that while Bravo doesn’t usually pay the men, the husbands benefit […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Aloha & Goodbye
I looked at a few housewives blogs this week, and I almost purple penned Phaedra’s but then I got busy with other things. I did want to mention the hypocritical nature of her feelings about the restoration service though. She was ever so disappointed that the ladies would not come clean and discuss their feelings. […]
EXCLUSIVE #RHOA Reunion Tea: What the HELL Happened?
TAMARA TATTLES EXCLUSIVE First of all, Andy’s Instagram dramatics seem to be working. They even made me pick up the phone and call a few people, and y’all know I’d rather eat glass than talk on the phone. Well, unless I am half a bottle in the Merlot. 🙂 It’s too early for Merlot plus […]
Andy Appeared Distraught After The #RHOA Reunion; WTF?
Everyone is going crazy about this post @bravoandy posted but I'm curious to know why it wasn't posted on #BRAVOTV or his IG as well… All I know is I pray that these #RHOA cast members are healthy & safe.. This is supposed to be #ONLY #ENTERTAINMENT#SMH #HADTOREPOST #ITSONLYENTERTAINMENT "RIGHT" ?? A post shared by […]
Matt Jordan Is Having Another Breakdown As #RHOA Film ReunionI
It’s filming day for the RHOA and I’ve had my mailbox burning up with all sorts of questions and links to drama. Let’s take things one by one. If you recall, Matt Jordan had a meltdown when he was not allowed to go on the Maui trip during filming. Oh wait, that is a more […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Maui Mayhem
This season, though… I mean rape and drugging allegations, abusive men, Phaedra’s blasphemy. This episode is going to be the worst. I feel it already. We start at the rape dinner. Kandi is reading aloud from one of Posha’s texts. “I’m not going to rape you ON CAMERA so no worries…” And Phaedra, Kandi’s friend […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Who’s Lei-ing Whom?
Bravo is hyping this episode as if we spend most of the time in Maui. However, my photos sent by the lovely Lady C indicate that we have a lot of stupid filler scenes in Atlanta to get through tonight. I have a feeling the throw down with Kandi and Porsha will be the […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Loose Lips Sink Ships
You would think running a website would be a great idea for a hermit. But I have been overwhelmed lately with conversations with lawyers. Tax lawyers. Entertainment lawyers. Branding lawyers. Local journalists in a variety cities discussing Internet trolls in their towns. It’s been a lot. Some folks are going to feel kinda funny in […]
Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Lez Be Friends!
Well, ladies and gents, it’s time to head into the woods with the RHOA. I tried in vain to watch things that were not filled with death and arguing and sad stories today. Even the Sherlock Holmes movie I watched was sad. I wish these bitches would just behave tonight, but we know that is […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: If It’s Frack & Whack, Whose Got My Back?
Kenya and Phaedra open the show pretending like they like each other while shopping at an outdoor accessory store. I have no idea why Phaedra is wearing that shirt. This friendship will never last. In fact, Kenya already has her stank face on when Phaedra says she was embarrassed to be in the restaurant with […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Thelma and Louise Take Flint
We start the show tonight, not in the A but in the D! Detroit, Michigan. Phaedra’s latest news headline she’d like to insert herself into is the Flint water crisis. It astounds me that they still have not gotten that city safe water to drink. I really don’t understand it. Since Kenya is from Michigan, […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Uncharitable Behavior
It is clear that the production from other franchises tend to copy each others storylines. Tonight I’ll be pointing that out frequently as Phaedra has her pop up shop to send the kids in Flint to camp. Because sending water like everyone else would not be original. I am so not up to this tonight, […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Drama In Charlotte
I’m not really up for recapping tonight, but this is going to be an important episode for this season. Here is the link to how it went down in real time. It appears that Matt’s dramatic Instagrams have disappeared. He had a major tantrum when he discovered that his ticket had been cancelled. Of course he […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Bosom Buddies
It’s been a great first day of 2017 here. I spent my last day of “vacation” making black eyed peas, collard greens and cornbread and stuffing my face. Everything came out great this year, especially the peas. I found fresh shelled ones this year and I’d never seen them in the store in previous years. […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Model Behavior
Tonight we get to see what the fight was about that Matt and Kenya and Kenya’s father got into outside an Atlanta restaurant. Check out the real time filming info on that here. Actually, that post is quite long and full of Matt tantrums both in Atlanta and Charlotte. It should give you perspective about […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Man Troubles
Before we start, let’s do a bit of housekeeping. First and foremost, on my last recap I may have insinuated that Kairo’s DUI was storyline. It was not. I’d just forgotten about it. I tend not to cover DUIs of kids who are spawn of reality show folks. Also, Kairo seems to be much like […]
Cynthia Bailey Discusses Her Divorce With Steve Harvey
Cynthia was on Steve Harvey today and talked openly about her divorce. Steve started out playing a clip from her last visit on the show almost a year ago. Steve Harvey: What changed? Cynthia Bailey: I think I just reached a breaking point. I just felt like, you know what, since I’ve been in […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Shade Grenade
First of all can we please retire the terms “tea” and “shade”? They were already played out in the Atlanta gay community where the housewives appropriated the terms when RHOA began years ago. I am so beyond it now I can’t stand it. That rant is about the title that Bravo selected for the […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Another Spin Around The Block
Contrary to popular belief, I have no direct access to Kenya, though I could have gone to her housewarming. If I did I would be telling her to run, run, run, from this 29-year-old boy she is with. He has anger issues. He has not consistently treated her well. I am suspicious of her […]