Y’all, is it really time to go back to Hilton Head already? I still haven’t recovered from the Ashley screeching from last week. Really don’t believe the story that Thomas and Ashley are giving that Ashley is not getting paid. Those two are proven liars. If she’s not she is an idiot because unfortunately she […]
Southern Charm: What Da Fuskie
Kensie putting on her panties over he pajamas was hysterical. The flashback of Kathryn talking to her grandmother four years ago reminds us of how very young Kathryn was. Within the first six minutes of the episode, Ashley has asked Thomas multiple times for his credit card and asked him to buy her an engagement […]
Southern Charm: Kat’s Got Your Tongue
Perhaps Shep could be Kim Biermann’s next rich husband/sugar daddy. He apparently washes his red solo cups in the dishwasher. I’m not sure he wants to live in a shoe with an old woman who has so many kids she doesn’t know what to do, but I am also not sure how much longer Kroy […]
Southern Charm: Exes On The Half Shell
Well, it’s been a rough day for old T-Rav in real time. Let’s see if we can bear to watch his lecherous behavior again tonight. Not as easy to write off as boys being boys now, is it? There are a couple of other people on this show that seem to have similar problems. Will […]
Southern Charm: Pulp Friction
Okay, you guys I am a bit confused about a few things and hoping some of you can help me out in comments a my brain is not working today. There is this weird social media war going on with Ashley and Thomas against the old crone and someone who runs the old crone’s fan […]
Southern Charm: All Talk No Action
This episode starts with the carpetbagger’s butler showing up to help Cameran get ready for the baby to come. His first task will be to organize the baby stuff in the kitchen. Or not. Priority one was to ask him to give her a foot massage. Ugh. JD and Thomas meet up for drinks. Thomas […]
Southern Charm: Groovy Baby!
According to the episode guide, Patti, ye old carpetbagger,”surprises Cameran by planning a glamorous retro baby shower” tonight in what I am pretty sure was the first all cast filming of the season. Let’s recall some of the litigious gadfly’s previous “glamorous events” shall we? There was the charity event involving a pool full of […]
Southern Charm: The Break-Up Bunch Part 2
Y’all. It has been a day, or maybe even a week here. I almost forgot to recap this show entirely because Lady C has gotten a life and doesn’t have time to pull photos for me and Southern Charm did not show up as having a new episode tonight. It was only because I added […]
Southern Charm: The Break-up Bunch Part 1
Southern Charm and Imposters coming back on the same night is almost too much good news at once! Wait, did they really just run RelationShep before the premiere? Please God no. Are we going to have to pretend like he found love? Because, no. Just noe. We start with Shep bringing Chick-Fil-A to Cameron who […]
Southern Charm Has Gone Fishing!
The cast of Southern Charm is filming in Hilton Head. Looks like the gang charter a boat for deep sea fishing and came back with quite the haul. The guys also played a little golf. It looks like everyone from last season is back except for Landon. If I was in charge, I would have […]
Southern Charm Reunion Part 2: Shep Has Issues
We begin with Thomas threatening Kathryn with going to court where all of their dirty laundry will become a matter of public record. Thomas says that if all the facts come out she will never work again. Not sure exactly what he is alluding to there. But the agreement they signed places restrictions on Kathryn’s […]
Southern Charm Reunion Part 1: Lies And Deception
I have been in a really good mood since Big Brother started so I am super excited to recap both Southern Charm and RHOOC tonight! I am off to sort of a late start, but I’m churning out my typo ridden recaps ASAP tonight! So thanks for reading. I just going to hit on the […]
Southern Charm: Ain’t No Thang Like A Chicken Wang
Rarely does a Bravo show come to an end when I am not happy that it’s over; however, this season of Southern Charm is an exception. Because of Kathryn’s delayed start to filming, there were a lot of filler scenes up front until things got back to normal with Kathryn’s arrival. At least this finale […]
Southern Charm: A Tribe Called Key West
Despite reporting about this trip live as it happened, for some reason. I thought the finale was in New Orleans. These trips just all blur together for me. I cannot believe it is time for the finale. All the charming and not so charming folks have headed to the big apple. But some have been a […]
Southern Charm: Boys Gone Wild
Tonight’s episode title seems to place the blame directly on the boys this week when things to south with Thomas and Kathryn, Craig and Naomie return to fake TV therapy and Shep interferes with Chelsea’s relationship with Austen. We’re going to start with dueling Kathryn and Thomas scenes. I need someone to remind me why […]
Southern Charm: The Hangover
We start the show of with Saint’s first birthday party. I totally thought we would get a little foreplay before the big scene. The fact that we didn’t makes me think there is a lot to show. As I mentioned, this was the first all cast scene that Kathryn filmed for the season. It is no […]
Southern Charm: Guess Who’s Coming To Lunch?
When last we left this group we has suffered through a deplorable dinner party thrown by one old crone who is jealous of a twenty something with addiction issues and attended by another who displayed the world’s most deplorable manners by dictating how others should behave in her presence. They both did so in horrific […]
Southern Charm: Sari Not Sari
Tonight’s episode title let’s me know that it’s the week we have to suffer through the old crones Indian muumuu party. I do not know what is more unfathomable. Is it that she claims to have some fashion sense, and is hawking cheap rayon muumuus out of the trunk of her car more or less, […]
Southern Charm: Fowl Play
We start the show with Kathryn showing up to film at JD and Elizabeth’s and immediately start bashing Jennifer. Kathryn loves to tell the story of Jennifer “having an affair with Thomas” while she was pregnant. That is simply not true and Kathryn knows it. Here is the truth. Prior to meeting Kathryn or coming […]
Southern Charm: To Liver And Die In Charleston
I was pulling some tags from last week’s episode in preparation for this one and I noticed that y’all really turned up for this show last week in comments! Now I feel like I should try to do a good job even though it’s been a long day and Southern Charm Savannah premieres right after […]
Southern Charm: Craig of All Trades, Master of None
I have to say Southern Charm has a great theme song. So there is that. Also, I am starting to like Cameran better when she is not around the aquatic one or the old chiroptera. In her confessional tonight she tells us that in high school she wanted to be a white witch. So she […]
Southern Charm: Shepwrecked
I love Thomas’ house on Edisto. I got a new listing on Edisto notice today. I should probably unsubscribe from that since Tax Season sort of set my plans back a few more months at least. I just wish the Island wasn’t so dolphin friendly tonight. Thomas’ bullshit monologue on dolphin life is mention for […]
Southern Charm: Step and Release
I have to say I am in a very low place right now. I don’t give a shit about any of these people. And I am at a major crossroads in my own life. So this recap is going to suck, and I don’t care. I am so sick of playing by the GOD DAMN […]
Southern Charm: Roamin’ Holiday
If you just come here for the Southern Charm recaps, you missed a whole lot this week. The day after the show aired I received a link to a post on Daily Mail that went into a lot of detail about Kathryn’s ongoing struggles with addiction. I wrote a long, depressing post about that here. I […]
Southern Charm: While The Kat’s Away…
When this show first came out, I refused to watch it. I love Charleston and I knew that Thomas and the yankees would just be offensive to my delicate sensibilities. I came to enjoy Kathryn on the show, but the rest are fairly vulgar. It is with that feeling I go into recapping this season […]
Exclusive Southern Charm Filming News!
Well Southern Charm fans, today is the day we have all been waiting for. As I recently told you, Kathryn Dennis finally started filming the new season of Southern Charm, and the triumvirate of evil was refusing to film with her. After my story, another site asked Kathryn if it was true that only Eliza […]
Breaking Southern Charm News!
Southern Charm has been filming for several weeks without Kathryn Calhoun Dennis. Instead we have seen new girl Eliza Limehouse filming a lot. If you missed the explanation on why Kathryn is out and Eliza is in click here. Tamara Tattles exclusive source has now told us that Kathryn has signed a contract. This […]
Southern Charm: Is You Is Or Is You Ain’t, Kathryn?
Around these parts (TamaraTattles.com) the skittish types are ever vigilant not to get thrown in the dreaded Window Licking Section (WLS). If you check out the commenting rules, you will find I’m really not a grammar or spelling militant. I think the rules are simple. No textspeak. Spell out your words. And lately I am a […]
Kathryn Dennis Returns To Charleston !
It’s about time for some good news! Tamara Tattles can exclusively report Kathryn Dennis is home after spending some time in Malibu recuperating from all the Southern Charm drama. After much sunlight, hiking and healthy living she is home healthy and in good spirits. Southern Charm as not made any final casting decisions yet. […]
Shep and Craig Interviewed While Wasted in Atlantic City
Well this is interesting. Shep and Craig were interviewed last month by Whitney Ullman while hosting an event in Atlantic City. They were wasted and spilling some tea. Shep plays Shag, Marry, Kill with Cameran, Landon and Kathryn and his answer surprised me. Craig and Shep both think the show is silly and a lot […]
#SouthernCharm Reunion Part 2 Recap: Girls Gone Wild!
It’s time to end this shit show and hopefully never see Landon Clements ever again. If you didn’t read this post yet, you should probably do that first. Kathryn is back and she lets us know that Thomas shaved his entire body before the drug testing. He did not submit a hair follicle. Kathryn […]
#SouthernCharm Reunion Part Two Airs Tonight at 10 p.m.
The Southern Charm reunion comes on tonight at ten at the same time as Famously Single and To Tell The Truth both of which I am oddly addicted to. I will be recapping live, but first I needed to share the back story on a fight Kathryn has with Landon about why Kathryn left Jekyll […]
Southern Charm Reunion Part 1: Whitney Now Has Two Bitches In Between Him and His Man!
Before we begin this ridiculous fiasco, I had to remind myself that Landon was actually a cast member this season. She just seems like the little annoying gnat trying to get air time through any means possible. And yet there she was on the cast photo I just looked up in that unfortunate dress […]