I’m up late catching up on BBAD and found this news in my email. Apparently Shannon Beador had a house party on Sunday night. First of all, as a southerner, we don’t have house parties on a Sunday night unless we are dumb 18 year olds and our parents are out of town. For the […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: She Said, She Said
Oh Lord, It’s Vicki’s birthday. That generally means we need to prepare for a hot mess. I’m going to skip over Shannon’s personal trainer workout. That money David is sending is going to a good cause. Tamra and Eddie go on a double date with Emily and Shane. I hope this will shut up all […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Rumors
Shannon Shannon is doing a photo shoot for her QVC meals. Kelly, Emily and Tamra meet for lunch afterward. Apparently, it is “steak and a blow job day” AKA February, 15th. This group wants a happy hour on Friday. That will also be the day that Shannon has to go back to court with David. […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Orange County Hold ‘Em
It looks like this recap is going to be fast and loose because I was watching BIP on the DVR and when the show started, then went to flip to the DVR version of RHOOC and it says it is recording but it is not a choice on my DVR menu. So I am watching […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Judge, Jury and Gina
Y’all, I have been on the BB live feeds all day and still have them on my second laptop while doing this recap. It’s a sickness. This is one of the best seasons in years. But I am going to pull myself away from that and The Bachelorette (don’t spoil me, bro) to recap this […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Tres Amigas
Girls! Can you believe it? We’re going to Andales! I don’t recall a cast trip with only three cast members before but I am here for it! But first, I’m in the minority regarding the drama with Kelly and Vicki. I don’t think it was wrong of Vicki to go out with her man, whose […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: One Apology, Another Betrayal
I seem to have totally blocked last week’s episode from my mind. I was thinking this was the first episode. Before we get started tonight I have to say it seems like for the most part everyone comes out the other end of this season with all the friendships intact. Some are stronger than others […]
When Shannon And Tamra Go Low On WWHL, Peggy Goes Lower
View this post on Instagram Which #RHOC Housewife do you miss? Comment below! #WWHL A post shared by Watch What Happens Live! (@bravowwhl) on Jul 16, 2018 at 9:12pm PDT I haven’t watched WWHL with Tamra and Shannon yet, because I may need to recap it and I’m just not in the mood. However, something […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: The Next Chapter
This is officially my first recap on my brand news fancypants laptop. I bought it two years to the day that I bought the last one. They are extremely expensive but since I literally pound the keyboard all day long 365 days a year, I guess they hold up well. So are we ready for […]
It’s Almost Time For RHOOC To Start Back up! Here’s What You Need To Know!
View this post on Instagram RHOC starts in ONE WEEK!!! Just saw this clip! 😳 It truly is a crazy season!!! A post shared by Shannon Storms Beador (@shannonbeador) on Jul 9, 2018 at 1:06pm PDT Is it really possible everyone is getting along? Shannon,Vicki and Tamra whooping it up together in Mexico just like […]
Peggy Sulahian Confirms She Will Not Be Returning To Real Housewives Of Orange County
Peggy Sulahian had finally admitted that she is fired leaving the Real Housewives of Orange County. And all the people said, “AMEN!” Peggy gave a statement today to Bravo’s Daily Dish. She seems to think she shared Armenian culture with us. I must have missed that. And spread awareness about breast cancer. First of all, […]
Real Housewives Of Orange County Reunion 2017 Part 2
How in the name of all that’s holy did they make twenty-one episodes this season? There can’t possibly be an unseen footage episode because they kept playing so many scenes from previous seasons this year as filler, it’s clear that nothing was on the cutting room floor. In other news, my head is so full […]
Real Housewives Of Orange County: 2017 Reunion Part 1
Apparently, tonight is the reunion for the Real Housewives of Orange County. You would think this would not come as a surprise to me, but it did. I feel like we already did this, but perhaps I just wanted to be done with the season. Reunions are THE WORST to recap, so this may take […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Looks: Who Got It Right? Who Missed The Mark?
What is going on with the Real Housewives of Orange County’s reunion looks this season? Who approved this nonsense? Are they doing a promotional for Dress Barn? I just don’t get this. Shannon looks amazing in her little black dress. I like her look the best. I also like Tamra’s jumpsuit, but I’m not sure […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Candle Wicks And Lunatics
It’s the last season of this shit show, and boy have we had a lot of fun complaining about it. Let’s get right to it. Vicki and her partners meet with her son Michael to tell him they have decided to replace a current board member with him. What does that mean? They are throwing […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: The Real Vikings Of Orange County
Once again, Banjo is pissed that I have stopped my extremely tone deaf singing along with The Voice, to recap this shit show. The Voice is getting huge ratings this season for a reason. I’m loving it even though a guy I really liked went home just because he was paired with one of Miley’s […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: A Case Of The Vickis
I’m watching The Voice while doing the prepost setups for this post and I have to say, y’all are missing out. Several really great singers went home tonight. Including one of my favorites. I think we all need a little music in our lives lately. This is what we should be watching instead of bitches […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: An Unexpected Thaw
Le sigh. Well at least this week, this shit show will be on the road in Iceland. Iceland sure is pushing the tourist thing lately if you fly Iceland Air to say, Paris. You can fly to Iceland for and take a three day layover and then continue on to Paris. If you just go […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Mystic Mistake
This is episode fifteen, y’all. FIFTEEN! Fifteen boring episodes robbing us of fifteen hours of your lives that we will never, ever get back. All season, even the housewives have been admitting that the show was “off to a slow start” and promised things would get good once they got to Iceland. Guess what? I […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Armenian Rhapsody
Based on the title, I presume this episode will be very Peggycentric. Pretty much anytime anything happens anywhere, one of my readers is there. So I can only assume I have quite a few Armenian readers here. So I have a question. Peggy seems to really be trying to oversell the Armenian thing. Yet when […]
#WWHL With Peggy Sulahian
Andy starts right off on Peggy when he introduces her and the other guest, Jennifer Tilly with, “In every movie she steals every scene, and she doesn’t know what a lot of words mean!” It is Peggy’s first time in the clubhouse and she is sitting in the second chair. Peggy is following the latest […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Don’t Rock The Boat
I am not excited in the least to write this recap tonight. It’s been a rough day and THE CRAZY is out of control. I’m having a rough time concentrating and I have a headache from trying. I say all that to say this recap will probably suck. But here goes nothing! We are starting […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Farm To Table Manner
Y’all. The Voice is so good tonight and Banjo and I always bond in when it is on, I hate to stop that for this stupid show about bitches pulling six figures for showing their ass, but as much as this show suck donkey balls in Tijuana, I am here for you. Because the shit […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Breast Intentions
We start tonight with Kelly preparing for her breast reduction. How does one prepare for a breast reduction if one is an OC housewife? Well first, one’s husband stands you outside topless and makes a plaster of Paris mold of your soon to be former boobs. Because, memories. Then, one throws a “Boob Voyage Party” […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Loose Lips Sink Friendships
Sorry for tonight’s delay. It’s been a long emotionally draining day with Irma visiting Atlanta today and I opted to watch the finale of Bachelor in Paradise first tonight. If I had any real expectation of this show being even marginally interesting I would have recapped it first. Let’s see what I missed. We start […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Drag Bingo Bombshell
We haven’t heard a whole lot from the Real Housewives of Orange County in the press lately, but what little they do talk about usually includes a sort of apology for how boring this season has been so far. The promise it will get better. ONCE THEY GET TO ICELAND. Please let that be next […]
Real Housewives Of Orange County: Run For Your Wife!
Tonight it is back to Orange County for another Saint Patrick’s Day! Let’s hope this one is not as dramatic as the one in Ireland. I hope Kelly doesn’t do the nose flicking game this time either. Lydia, Tamra, Eddie, Doug and David are going to run a Spartan race. David seems to be training for […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Un Noble Women
I am so drunk that I have to close one eye to type. I decided to day drink before the eclipse and then because I have yet to eat a bite all day.. well I am not good. So I am just going to be your fatass drunk Aunt Tamara on the couch for this […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: The Sip And See Stand-Off
Peggy Why does Peggy want to act like she is fresh of the boat. She was born in Kuwait or somewhere and moved to the US when she was a year old. This “I am not familiar with anything American” schtick is just ridiculous. Vicki Steve must be a saint. He not only puts […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Moving In, Moving On And Moving Fast
The first scene of the episode seems to be the very first scene that Meghan filmed when she came back down to Orange County to film. Why are Lydia and her family Hawaii giving their boys the sex talk in Hawaii? I thought we were all going to Hawaii? Now I am disappointed. Lydia wants […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: We Have A New Puppet Master
I am pretty sure this episode is going to be a dud. I am sick to damn death of these women taking us to their vaginal rejuvenations. I do not care for Shannon Beador so I am not interested in her giving Sophie I driving lesson. I have a gut feeling that Shannon herself probably […]
Maurico’s Mom Takes on Peggy Sulahian And It’s A Whole Sack Full of California Crazy
TRIGGER WARNING: This post will touch on some things that involve politics, the POTUS, homophobes, racists, Zionists, misogyny, the most recent housewife and other disturbing topics. If you come here to get away from all of that sort of crap, please click here to go to a safe space and do not reopen the post. […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: The Not So Quiet Woman
First of all, these taglines are so unbearable that I need to remember to start watching my DVR a couple of minutes late to avoid them. We are back at the two-year old birthday party where Shannon is acting like the two-year old. Lydia says she doesn’t want to hang out and have dinner with […]