OMG! I am all set for this RHOBH recap but did not do setups for Family Karma! Argh! I totally forgot that was tonight. I need a ladysitter! Okay here we go, I am still behind on Family Karma but lets get these bitches off to La Quinta, Garcelle, Erika and Crystal are apparently staying […]
RHOBH Recap: A Pretty Meltdown
Clearly, the RHOBH recaps are the ones you guys have the most to comment about. On to night’s episode, there appears to be a whole lot of crying. And I can tell just from the previews, I’m going to want to reach through the TV and smack Crystal’s smug face. So let’s not waste any […]
RHOBH Recap: The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly Leather Pants
It never fails that every time something strange happens, breaking news, or in tonight’s case, my website shutting me down for non-payment, it happens right before a RHOBH recap. Or some other recap. This week, I kept getting weird payment reminders from the Dutch boys telling me my payment was due on the 7th. I […]
RHOBH Recap: Defining Women
I loved that Sutton took Erica on spa day to help her during her divorce. But, as we saw on the previews Erika will turn on Sutton. I also find it interesting that we went from Tom is the greatest husband in the world to “I’ve dealt with 22 years of controlling mean behavior. ” […]
RHOBH Recap: The Liberation Of Erika Jayne
Before I dive in to this RHOBH recap, I want to send you to the Hustler & Housewives comment section. At the very end I’ve added a link to some photos of Erika out and about with unbrushed hair and no makeup looking a hot mess. Apparently her glam squad were miracle workers. Erika Arrives […]
RHOBH Recap: The Divided States Of Erika
Before we get started on tonight’s RHOBH recap, please be aware that the Housewife and The Hustler comments are constantly being updated with new information regarding Erika. Also not too long ago a really good and comprehensive recap was added to comments, I learned new stuff from it. I guess I didn’t pay enough attention. […]
RHOBH Recap: Overexposed
After RHONY and the days of aftermath afterwards, I hate that the RHOBH recap falls the day after. And is followed by Family Karma, a show I don’t want to be so damn exhausted for when I watch. I got up super early today to have plenty of time to hydrate before my second vaccine […]
RHOBH Recap: Sutton’s Gotta Give
I’m not over the horrific episode of RHONY and it’s already time for the RHOBH recap. Frankly, it doesn’t look much better. Crystal is coming hard for Sutton. And Sutton seems to be easy target. It’s like kicking a puppy. š Why are all these rich people so angry and drunk all the time? Some […]
RHOBH Recap: Two Truths And A Lie
It’s been a physically grueling and emotionally draining day here at Chateau Tattles. But, it was also very productive. I even took a shower! Anyway, I mention that because this RHOBH recap will probably be plodding and completely lacking of wit. Also, while I am off topic. I can’t tape RHONJ at 9 tonight because […]
RHOBH Recap: Dressed To The 90210s
I am super excited for this RHOBH recap. I have a feeling it’s going to be rough season for Erika, and maybe even Sutton who it seems like the new girl, Crystal decides to come for based on the previews. Why would anyone come for Sutton Stracke? It’s going to be a looooong night with […]
RHOBH Recap: Reunion Part 3
It’s time to write the final RHOBH recap of the season and it really could not have come fast enough. Last week’s recap was a discussion post. And comments were filled with bots. The bots were all Team Denise. It’s more than a little strange that they all came out during the finale. Especially since […]
RHOBH Recap: Reunion Part 1
Every Wednesday night of this season I’ve been utterly exhausted when it’s time to recap this show. It’s crazy because I’m fine on Thursday nights for RHONY. So tonight I have been drinking coffee with protein shakes just trying to make it to this bitchfest. All the sneak peaks make this reunion look good! So […]
RHOBH Recap: Denise And Desist
I can’t believe it is already the season finale! Sorry for the late RHOBH recap. I am so far behind on everything right now I can’t seem to get caught up. I feel like I am trying to keep 100 plates spinning and they are all crashing down. It’s exhausting. But I am very excited […]
RHOBH Discussion Post
As it turns out, I couldn’t even do a RHOBH recap if I wanted to Bravo is a blank screen on both TVs. So please talk about the episode here if you would like. And thanks for all the kind words. I’m just very angry right now. And being a total cunt to everyone who […]
RHOBH Weirdass Recap
Sorry, I really love this show but I have a lot going on right now.Ā Please talk among yourselves. or not, here is a RHOBH recap.. Okay took a little cat nap. I honestly don;t even know if it is the same day or a new one. I asked my friend and he was like, […]
RHOBH Recap: There’s No Place Like Rome
RHOBH is my favorite franchise at the moment and for some reason I just can’t seem to do a RHOBH recap timely. The cheese has slid all the way off my cracker. I am over this whole COVID thing. Our government has let us down. Anyway, let me see what I can do about this. […]
Exclusive RHOBH News & A Big Brother All Stars Announcement
Today is my FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR! After much delay and several casting hiccups due to COVID (some people who were asked to be on Big Brother All Stars tested positive while in quarantine) it is finally time for the much awaited premiere. For the new readers, Big Brother is my favorite TV show […]
RHOBH Recap: Roman Rumors
I starting this RHOBH recap about an hour and a half early because my brain is NOT working today. In fact, it hasn’t been for a while. The other night I was making dinner for me and feeding Banjo. When it came time to add the wet food to his bowl, I dumped it all […]
RHOBH Dicussion Forum
Sorry y’all but this is going to be a no show for me tonight. It has been very super hot in my house lately.Ā And I am going back to bed. I don’t have much water left an I am just dehydrated and exhausted. I promise to get it together soon.Ā In the meantime.,… leave […]
RHOBH Recap: Black Ties & White Lies
Oh hey! Let’s do another RHOBH recap! It feels like eons have passed and civilizations have crumbled since I last watched this show but it was only last week. If y’all could take an MRI of my brain right now I’d be lucky if you found three functioning brain cells. My brain literally hurts from […]
RHOBH Recap: Until We Leave Again
At long last it is finally time for another RHOBH recap after post production had to catch up on the ladies confessionals they had to film at home during the pandemic. I am so ready to see Kyle and Rinna. And I am dying to pick up where we left off with Denise and Aaron’s […]
RHOBH Recap: Mind Your Ps And BBQs
So I just wandered down the street trying to find a human. I could not get my canister of rice open. I tried everything and I was determined. Hot Hipster guy was on his porch with a couple of women. He opened it with his fingertips. It was embarrassing. In so many ways. First it […]
RHOBH Recap: Read Between The Signs
Hi everyone, itās Nanette. Because I am pinch hitting for Tamara, I will describe this episode in the words of former Yankee catcher, Yogi Berra: Itās like dĆ©jĆ vu all over again. Let’s get to this belated RHOBH recap Garcelle and four of her āride-or-die core of friendsā meet at Cattle & Claw (promo shot) […]
RHOBH Recap: Let The Mouse Go
Hey guys it’s me Nanette! I am helping Tamara catch up, so please hold on tight as we ride the Ramonacoaster of this shitshow of emotions and bullshit with a belated RHOBH recap. We start out where we left off ā at Denise’s Doomed Diamond Dinner Party. Discussing Glamgate. Kyle is trying to justify her […]
RHOBH Recap: All’s Fair In Glam And War
I just woke up for the day. Whatever day this is. I think I went to bed for the night at around 9 am this morning. That’s a new record for me. I would still be sleep but Banjo is very insistent thatĀ give him his dinner. So I’m going to be doing this RHOBH […]
RHOBH Recap: First Impressions, True Confessions
Apparently, today is Wednesday, y’all! Who knew? Nanette has been helping me out a lot with photos. She sends the a few hours before the show. This tells me what I am supposed to be doing each day. It seems like it has been a really long time since the last RHOBH recap. Kyle is […]
RHOBH Recap: To Live And Text In Beverly Hills
I cannot believe it is already time for another RHOBH recap. Life is such a blur lately. I have good news to report! My anxiety has been so bad that I’ve been unable to eat for days. In a drunken depression I emailed my friend asking them to “send me something I will eat.” It […]
RHOBH Recap: The Crown Isn’t So Heavy
Finally going to try and watch the RHOBH premiere. I watched Garcelle on WWHL and already don’t like her. Maybe my mind will change before the end of the RHOBH recap. Oooooh! We are starting with fashion week! And Kyle is debuting her new clothing line in a NYFW fashion show. I’m a bit overwhelmed […]
Tons OF RHOBH Tea With Exclusive Details!
There was a lot of RHOBH tea over the past few days and I haven’t had time to cover them so I am going to put them all together here. But first, I have some EXCLUSIVE FILMING NEWS! Everyone seemed worried about the delay of RHOBH after the RHONY trailer dropped first. Check out that […]
Reality Legal Round-Up
There was a constant drip, drop of legal news this week. Nothing too earth shattering, but there isn’t much news to speaks of today. So, I’m going to give you dribs and drabs. I did post about Tommy Feight today so check here if you missed that one. I also gave a full update on […]
RHOBH Reunion Recap: Goodbye Kyle!
I’m fighting to stay awake forĀ this RHOBH Reunion Recap. I have slept most of the day. It’s cold and rainy and the barometer pressure has fallen. That said, I am ready to get this season of RHOBH in the books. Hopefully, this is the last time we have to hear about puppygate. We begin […]
RHOBH Reunion Recap Part 2: Is Andy On The Rag?
Tonight’s RHOBH Reunion Recap will include Camille’s dramatic walk-off. I am praying she flees and never comes back. Just like LVP. A girl can dream anyway. But first, we have to bang away on Teddi for her role in puppygate. I think all of these girls, including Dorit have been dragged into LVP manipulations enough […]
RHOBH Reunion Recap: Sex, Lies & Puppygate
I’m starting this RHOBH Reunion Recap late after getting bogged down by all the photos of the RHOBH that some BravoTV intern posted before getting told to take them down five minutes later. You can go see them here, they are awful .Ā Denise has Casamigos in her water glass and I don’t blame her […]