I just woke up. It was a fitful day of sleep. At one point, I was dreaming that I was doing a recap in my sleep and was trying to wake myself up because it was really hard to type while lying down and I was make lots of typos. (What else is new, I […]

It’s Wednesday and that means it is time for me to freak out about having three recaps in one night. Well tonight there are way more recap-worthy shows I want to do. RHOBH, RHOSLC, Survivor, TAR, Married At First Sight (that I have given up on trying to recap), The Masked Singer that I can’t […]

To be honest, there are times when I am irritated that I have to watch some dumb Bravo show before a better show that I really want to watch. Well, that is not the case tonight boys and girls. Today I am already doing setups for tonight’s RHOBH Recap at 3:45 p.m. I am literally […]

STonight I cannot afford to dilly dally with this RHOBH Recap because once again he has tacked WWHL with Erika and He Who Shall Not Be Named on it. I have no desire to watch it and it is screwing my ability to tape the finale of AGT. So the plan is to be done […]

So, I totally forgot it was Wednesday night. So much to recap. I will try to stay awake long enough to do a quick RHOBH recap because they are still in Aspen and this is going to get good. Big Brother and RHODubai reunion will likely have to wait. Sorry. I’m doing the best I […]

Sorry, I slept through triple recap Wednesday!  I’ve actually fallen asleep during RHOBH and the Dubai reunion at least two times. But, I am sitting up now and going to bang out a RHOBH recap add just a few words on Dubai, because I don’t have much to say about that really. It was good. […]

It’s Three recap Wednesday and I am way behind. I tried to do Instacart today now that my new card is working and that took forever. I slept later than I should on Wednesday. Also, I am very behind on emails so apologies if I haven’t responded yet.  I need to focus on getting this […]

Welcome to TRIPLE RECAP WEDNESDAY!  I am going to try to do all three but we shall see how it goes. I did get a TON of sleep last night so that is good. First up is the RHOBH recap. This is BY FAR the most popular recap. So it wasn’t an easy decision not […]

It’s another triple recap night for me, and I’m going to do my best while trying not to stress about how long it might take. I’m sleeping a lot, and continuing to get some feeling back in my legs. I don’t have to hang on to the walls to get around anymore! Thanks for all […]

So I clearly picked the worst episode of the season to skip my RHOBH recap. I was unable to watch it until the next day. And I was disgusted. I don’t think I can ever see Kyle the same way again and she’s always been my favorite. I must of posted in comments every five […]

Well, Bravo has “updated” their website and it SUCKS. I may not have any photos from this actual episode for this RHOBH recap. I’ve been working on them for 20 minutes and they are all unusable. I am still working on them. It’s kind of a disaster. My brain is barely functioning. I can’t deal […]

Since I am the last person on earth to see this, and it seems y’all were not impressed, I am going to try to make this RHOBH recap as short possible. We begin back in Mexico. I’m just praying we all make it out of Mexico without any intestinal issues. I am trying really hard […]

Good morning! I was harder than usual to force myself to wake up at the ripe old hour of 8 pm to do a RHOBH recap. I honestly cannot take more any more of Crystal beating the same dead horse. What’s it been for episodes now? Not even Dorit’s “poor pitiful me act” can drown […]

Good grief, is this RHOBH recap going to be more of Crystal trying to get everyone to turn on Sutton for saying something “dark” that she won’t actually mention and that she swears she and Sutton have cleared the air about? Leave Sutton alone! Yay Garcelle is buying a beach house. Something fun and happy […]

It’s going to be a busy night! First, we have a RHOBH recap and they are in La Quinta so you know things have only begun to heat up. Then, immediately after it’s the premiere of Real Housewives of Dubai. What is the abbreviation we going to use for that? RHOD is already taken (even […]

I’m back to do a quick (I always say that and then blather on incessantly) RHOBH recap. I vaguely remember last week and apparently I recapped it. So, let me get started so I can recap Top Chef. I just noticed that this episode has two different titles. The other one Is There’s Sutton About […]

On tonight’s RHOBH recap, we meet new friend Diana Jenkins. She’s rich bitch. She is the one who says to Sutton in the trailer “You need a new villain, here I am!” or something to that effect. Clearly, she got the memo that Sutton is the punching bag this season. AGAIN. Diana was married to […]

I had no idea that tonight was the premiere of season 12 of RHOBH. As I was doing setups, it took me ten minutes to remember Garcelle’s name, and I love her. So I am a bit unprepared for this RHOBH Recap. I am interested to see if I actually believe Dorit’s story about “the […]

But first, what do you think of the Taglines? As usual I agree with Kempire… View this post on Instagram A post shared by 𝐾𝐸𝑀𝑃𝐼𝑅𝐸 シ𝐷𝐴𝐼𝐿𝑌 (@kempiredaily) I’ll be back with the recap ASAP after the show! CHEERS!

And it’s a doozy. Remember last December I told you there would be two new cast members, Diana Jenkins, and Sheree Zampino. More on that here. Filming was also interrupted by several cast members getting Covid. Season 12 will premiere on May 11th. We will start with Dorit’s questionable break-in story. Kathy Hilton is no […]

All seven housewives are returning for Season 12 of RHOBH that is currently shooting, but partially shutdown due to some housewives testing positive for Covid. They are still shooting individual Christmas scenes with the housewives that were not infected. It looks like Dorit’s “burglary” saved her diamond. Go figure.  Kathy Hilton is also returning as […]