Normally, I would be living for this RHOBH recap. The reunion has been gold so far. However, I am in the bad place and am going to struggle with this recap a bit. I am mentally checked out with the Banjo situation. I’m numb, I can’t think straight. I don’t know what the decision is […]
RHOBH Recap: Reunion: The Trial Of Erika Girardi Part I
Y’all! I’ve been stressing about this RHOBH recap all night. And spent another few hours preparing for the Project Runway recap tomorrow. This is going to be a busy four weeks. Which is great, but frankly kind of terrifying! Reunions are always very hard because there is a lot of then she said, and then […]
RHOBH Recap: New Year, Old Grudges
The RHOBH recap will be running a bit behind tonight. I overslept a bit and when I woke up, the police were in the hood. The guy who lives right across the street from me, has a new roommate and that roommate has a pit pull. Apparently, someone lured the dog out of the backyard […]
RHOBH Recap: Over-Poured & Over-Board
It’s the most wonderful night, of the year! No, not because of the RHOBH recap. Because it is Survivor night, and most importantly, the two hour finale of Big Brother! It’s been such a great season. I’ve ordered in delivery! A cobb salad for tomorrow (and probably the next day because it is huge), and […]
RHOBH Recap: Del Mar By The Shade
Y’all! I am so excited for the premiere of Survivor tonight! It’s been a struggle to get everything to record so that I can do three recaps tonight. This RHOBH recap obviously has priority, but I am super excited to get to Survivor and Big Brother. It’s going to be a long night. And tonight […]
RHOBH Reunion Looks: What Do You Think?
The photos for the RHOBH reunion are out. Now I understand why reunion dresses need to have a theme. Clearly there was no theme for the RHOBH this season. Most of them look like they shopped at Forever 21. I’m most disappoint in Sutton. I don’t necessarily dislike the dress she chose, it just isn’t […]
RHOBH Recap: A Tale Of Two Accidents
It’s time for another RHOBH recap and my body may not be ready for this episode. I can already tell it going to be a long one. Erika Jayne has more unbelievable stories to share with us tonight. I’ve been on the phone with two different insurance people and my “restoration manager” with this damn […]
RHOBH Recaps: Threats And Promises
It’s official, the RHOBH recaps are by far the most read on this site. With RHOSLC a mere four days away, will those recaps be even more popular? There is a reason Bravo keeps their criminals on the show. We tune to to watch them get what is coming to them. On RHONJ and RHOSLC […]
RHOBH Recap Dinner Party From Hell Part 2
Tonight’s RHOBH recap will cover multiple dinners but nothing will compare to the one that Kathy Hilton and her fleet of butlers and assorted staff put together. Unfortunately, that is the one that turns into the dinner party from hell. The first dinner party from hell was at Camille’s house when she invited “psychic” Allison […]
RHOBH Recap: Lips Unsealed
Based on the previews, this RHOBH looks like this RHOBH recap may be explosive. The previews show multiple event on this episode where things get quite testy. Let’s get right to it! We start with Rinna, Amelia, Delilah, and her Love Island UK boyfriend giving us yet another tour of Rinna’s garage which is literally […]
RHOBH Recap: Or… More Like A Discussion Post
Yeah y’all so sorry for the lack of RHOBH recap last night. I’ve been sleeping A LOT. Like a lot a lot I did roll over to check the DVR and see what I was supposed to be recapping and RHOBH was not there. If I don’ go through my recordings every day and get […]
RHOBH Recap: Circle of Mistrust
Hey y’all sorry for the delay RHOBH recap. Last night was kind of a rough one. I’m under the weather and this maybe a big of a short one. We’re back with Erika sobbing in the bathroom. No one is in the mood for tacos anymore. I for one am buying Erika’s crying fit. I […]
RHOBH Recap: Ice Queen Of The Desert
The RHOBH recaps are by far the most commented on here. The season seems to be going well. So, I have no idea why we didn’t have episode last season. Then, tonight we get the 1111 episode (Season 11 Episode 11). However, they gave us only one very poor quality preview. I just went to […]
RHOBH Recap: Affairs And Accidents
OMG! I am all set for this RHOBH recap but did not do setups for Family Karma! Argh! I totally forgot that was tonight. I need a ladysitter! Okay here we go, I am still behind on Family Karma but lets get these bitches off to La Quinta, Garcelle, Erika and Crystal are apparently staying […]
RHOBH Recap: A Pretty Meltdown
Clearly, the RHOBH recaps are the ones you guys have the most to comment about. On to night’s episode, there appears to be a whole lot of crying. And I can tell just from the previews, I’m going to want to reach through the TV and smack Crystal’s smug face. So let’s not waste any […]
RHOBH Recap: The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly Leather Pants
It never fails that every time something strange happens, breaking news, or in tonight’s case, my website shutting me down for non-payment, it happens right before a RHOBH recap. Or some other recap. This week, I kept getting weird payment reminders from the Dutch boys telling me my payment was due on the 7th. I […]
RHOBH Recap: Defining Women
I loved that Sutton took Erica on spa day to help her during her divorce. But, as we saw on the previews Erika will turn on Sutton. I also find it interesting that we went from Tom is the greatest husband in the world to “I’ve dealt with 22 years of controlling mean behavior. ” […]
RHOBH Recap: The Liberation Of Erika Jayne
Before I dive in to this RHOBH recap, I want to send you to the Hustler & Housewives comment section. At the very end I’ve added a link to some photos of Erika out and about with unbrushed hair and no makeup looking a hot mess. Apparently her glam squad were miracle workers. Erika Arrives […]
RHOBH Recap: The Divided States Of Erika
Before we get started on tonight’s RHOBH recap, please be aware that the Housewife and The Hustler comments are constantly being updated with new information regarding Erika. Also not too long ago a really good and comprehensive recap was added to comments, I learned new stuff from it. I guess I didn’t pay enough attention. […]
RHOBH Recap: Overexposed
After RHONY and the days of aftermath afterwards, I hate that the RHOBH recap falls the day after. And is followed by Family Karma, a show I don’t want to be so damn exhausted for when I watch. I got up super early today to have plenty of time to hydrate before my second vaccine […]
RHOBH Recap: Sutton’s Gotta Give
I’m not over the horrific episode of RHONY and it’s already time for the RHOBH recap. Frankly, it doesn’t look much better. Crystal is coming hard for Sutton. And Sutton seems to be easy target. It’s like kicking a puppy. 🙁 Why are all these rich people so angry and drunk all the time? Some […]
RHOBH Recap: Two Truths And A Lie
It’s been a physically grueling and emotionally draining day here at Chateau Tattles. But, it was also very productive. I even took a shower! Anyway, I mention that because this RHOBH recap will probably be plodding and completely lacking of wit. Also, while I am off topic. I can’t tape RHONJ at 9 tonight because […]
RHOBH Recap: Dressed To The 90210s
I am super excited for this RHOBH recap. I have a feeling it’s going to be rough season for Erika, and maybe even Sutton who it seems like the new girl, Crystal decides to come for based on the previews. Why would anyone come for Sutton Stracke? It’s going to be a looooong night with […]
RHOBH Recap: Reunion Part 3
It’s time to write the final RHOBH recap of the season and it really could not have come fast enough. Last week’s recap was a discussion post. And comments were filled with bots. The bots were all Team Denise. It’s more than a little strange that they all came out during the finale. Especially since […]
RHOBH Recap: Reunion Part 1
Every Wednesday night of this season I’ve been utterly exhausted when it’s time to recap this show. It’s crazy because I’m fine on Thursday nights for RHONY. So tonight I have been drinking coffee with protein shakes just trying to make it to this bitchfest. All the sneak peaks make this reunion look good! So […]
RHOBH Recap: Denise And Desist
I can’t believe it is already the season finale! Sorry for the late RHOBH recap. I am so far behind on everything right now I can’t seem to get caught up. I feel like I am trying to keep 100 plates spinning and they are all crashing down. It’s exhausting. But I am very excited […]
RHOBH Discussion Post
As it turns out, I couldn’t even do a RHOBH recap if I wanted to Bravo is a blank screen on both TVs. So please talk about the episode here if you would like. And thanks for all the kind words. I’m just very angry right now. And being a total cunt to everyone who […]
RHOBH Weirdass Recap
Sorry, I really love this show but I have a lot going on right now. Please talk among yourselves. or not, here is a RHOBH recap.. Okay took a little cat nap. I honestly don;t even know if it is the same day or a new one. I asked my friend and he was like, […]
RHOBH Recap: There’s No Place Like Rome
RHOBH is my favorite franchise at the moment and for some reason I just can’t seem to do a RHOBH recap timely. The cheese has slid all the way off my cracker. I am over this whole COVID thing. Our government has let us down. Anyway, let me see what I can do about this. […]
Exclusive RHOBH News & A Big Brother All Stars Announcement
Today is my FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR! After much delay and several casting hiccups due to COVID (some people who were asked to be on Big Brother All Stars tested positive while in quarantine) it is finally time for the much awaited premiere. For the new readers, Big Brother is my favorite TV show […]
RHOBH Recap: Roman Rumors
I starting this RHOBH recap about an hour and a half early because my brain is NOT working today. In fact, it hasn’t been for a while. The other night I was making dinner for me and feeding Banjo. When it came time to add the wet food to his bowl, I dumped it all […]
RHOBH Dicussion Forum
Sorry y’all but this is going to be a no show for me tonight. It has been very super hot in my house lately. And I am going back to bed. I don’t have much water left an I am just dehydrated and exhausted. I promise to get it together soon. In the meantime.,… leave […]
RHOBH Recap: Black Ties & White Lies
Oh hey! Let’s do another RHOBH recap! It feels like eons have passed and civilizations have crumbled since I last watched this show but it was only last week. If y’all could take an MRI of my brain right now I’d be lucky if you found three functioning brain cells. My brain literally hurts from […]