It’s time to write the final RHOBH recap of the season and it really could not have come fast enough. Last week’s recap was a discussion post. And comments were filled with bots. The bots were all Team Denise. It’s more than a little strange that they all came out during the finale. Especially since […]
RHOBH Recap: Reunion Part 1
Every Wednesday night of this season I’ve been utterly exhausted when it’s time to recap this show. It’s crazy because I’m fine on Thursday nights for RHONY. So tonight I have been drinking coffee with protein shakes just trying to make it to this bitchfest. All the sneak peaks make this reunion look good! So […]
RHOBH Recap: Denise And Desist
I can’t believe it is already the season finale! Sorry for the late RHOBH recap. I am so far behind on everything right now I can’t seem to get caught up. I feel like I am trying to keep 100 plates spinning and they are all crashing down. It’s exhausting. But I am very excited […]
RHOBH Discussion Post
As it turns out, I couldn’t even do a RHOBH recap if I wanted to Bravo is a blank screen on both TVs. So please talk about the episode here if you would like. And thanks for all the kind words. I’m just very angry right now. And being a total cunt to everyone who […]
RHOBH Weirdass Recap
Sorry, I really love this show but I have a lot going on right now. Please talk among yourselves. or not, here is a RHOBH recap.. Okay took a little cat nap. I honestly don;t even know if it is the same day or a new one. I asked my friend and he was like, […]
RHOBH Recap: There’s No Place Like Rome
RHOBH is my favorite franchise at the moment and for some reason I just can’t seem to do a RHOBH recap timely. The cheese has slid all the way off my cracker. I am over this whole COVID thing. Our government has let us down. Anyway, let me see what I can do about this. […]
Exclusive RHOBH News & A Big Brother All Stars Announcement
Today is my FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR! After much delay and several casting hiccups due to COVID (some people who were asked to be on Big Brother All Stars tested positive while in quarantine) it is finally time for the much awaited premiere. For the new readers, Big Brother is my favorite TV show […]
RHOBH Recap: Roman Rumors
I starting this RHOBH recap about an hour and a half early because my brain is NOT working today. In fact, it hasn’t been for a while. The other night I was making dinner for me and feeding Banjo. When it came time to add the wet food to his bowl, I dumped it all […]
RHOBH Dicussion Forum
Sorry y’all but this is going to be a no show for me tonight. It has been very super hot in my house lately. And I am going back to bed. I don’t have much water left an I am just dehydrated and exhausted. I promise to get it together soon. In the meantime.,… leave […]
RHOBH Recap: Black Ties & White Lies
Oh hey! Let’s do another RHOBH recap! It feels like eons have passed and civilizations have crumbled since I last watched this show but it was only last week. If y’all could take an MRI of my brain right now I’d be lucky if you found three functioning brain cells. My brain literally hurts from […]
RHOBH Recap: Until We Leave Again
At long last it is finally time for another RHOBH recap after post production had to catch up on the ladies confessionals they had to film at home during the pandemic. I am so ready to see Kyle and Rinna. And I am dying to pick up where we left off with Denise and Aaron’s […]
RHOBH Recap: Mind Your Ps And BBQs
So I just wandered down the street trying to find a human. I could not get my canister of rice open. I tried everything and I was determined. Hot Hipster guy was on his porch with a couple of women. He opened it with his fingertips. It was embarrassing. In so many ways. First it […]
RHOBH Recap: Read Between The Signs
Hi everyone, it’s Nanette. Because I am pinch hitting for Tamara, I will describe this episode in the words of former Yankee catcher, Yogi Berra: It’s like déjà vu all over again. Let’s get to this belated RHOBH recap Garcelle and four of her “ride-or-die core of friends” meet at Cattle & Claw (promo shot) […]
RHOBH Recap: Let The Mouse Go
Hey guys it’s me Nanette! I am helping Tamara catch up, so please hold on tight as we ride the Ramonacoaster of this shitshow of emotions and bullshit with a belated RHOBH recap. We start out where we left off — at Denise’s Doomed Diamond Dinner Party. Discussing Glamgate. Kyle is trying to justify her […]
RHOBH Recap: All’s Fair In Glam And War
I just woke up for the day. Whatever day this is. I think I went to bed for the night at around 9 am this morning. That’s a new record for me. I would still be sleep but Banjo is very insistent that give him his dinner. So I’m going to be doing this RHOBH […]
RHOBH Recap: First Impressions, True Confessions
Apparently, today is Wednesday, y’all! Who knew? Nanette has been helping me out a lot with photos. She sends the a few hours before the show. This tells me what I am supposed to be doing each day. It seems like it has been a really long time since the last RHOBH recap. Kyle is […]
RHOBH Recap: To Live And Text In Beverly Hills
I cannot believe it is already time for another RHOBH recap. Life is such a blur lately. I have good news to report! My anxiety has been so bad that I’ve been unable to eat for days. In a drunken depression I emailed my friend asking them to “send me something I will eat.” It […]
RHOBH Recap: The Crown Isn’t So Heavy
Finally going to try and watch the RHOBH premiere. I watched Garcelle on WWHL and already don’t like her. Maybe my mind will change before the end of the RHOBH recap. Oooooh! We are starting with fashion week! And Kyle is debuting her new clothing line in a NYFW fashion show. I’m a bit overwhelmed […]
Tons OF RHOBH Tea With Exclusive Details!
There was a lot of RHOBH tea over the past few days and I haven’t had time to cover them so I am going to put them all together here. But first, I have some EXCLUSIVE FILMING NEWS! Everyone seemed worried about the delay of RHOBH after the RHONY trailer dropped first. Check out that […]
Reality Legal Round-Up
There was a constant drip, drop of legal news this week. Nothing too earth shattering, but there isn’t much news to speaks of today. So, I’m going to give you dribs and drabs. I did post about Tommy Feight today so check here if you missed that one. I also gave a full update on […]
RHOBH Reunion Recap: Goodbye Kyle!
I’m fighting to stay awake for this RHOBH Reunion Recap. I have slept most of the day. It’s cold and rainy and the barometer pressure has fallen. That said, I am ready to get this season of RHOBH in the books. Hopefully, this is the last time we have to hear about puppygate. We begin […]
RHOBH Reunion Recap Part 2: Is Andy On The Rag?
Tonight’s RHOBH Reunion Recap will include Camille’s dramatic walk-off. I am praying she flees and never comes back. Just like LVP. A girl can dream anyway. But first, we have to bang away on Teddi for her role in puppygate. I think all of these girls, including Dorit have been dragged into LVP manipulations enough […]
RHOBH Reunion Recap: Sex, Lies & Puppygate
I’m starting this RHOBH Reunion Recap late after getting bogged down by all the photos of the RHOBH that some BravoTV intern posted before getting told to take them down five minutes later. You can go see them here, they are awful . Denise has Casamigos in her water glass and I don’t blame her […]
RHOBH Recap: Hurricane Camille
It’s been a weird news day. So, I’m excited to get back into the RHOBH Recap groove for the season finale. LVP was complaining on social media today that they didn’t show enough of grand entrance into Caesar’s palace on tonight’s episode. So that is reassuring. It just looks like we are going to get […]
There Was No New Episode Of RHOBH This Week
Tonight we all expected the finale of RHOBH and when it didn’t happen we all wondered why. I checked with my sources and what I heard was that because it was because of July 4th week. They decided to hold off for a week because lots of people take the week off from work when […]
RHOBH Recap: Un Petit Hangover
Finally getting this RHOBH recap up. It’s the morning after Kyle Richards and Teddi Mellencamp’s drunken behavior. Both of them have expressed regret on social media. The drinks at the chateau were quiet strong! Teddi and Kyle are both hungover. Teddi doesn’t remember any of it. She asks Kyle if anyone is fighting. Rinna has […]
RHOBH Recap: Thirst Impressions
It’s been another weird day at Chez Tamara. I am looking forward to this RHOBH recap. However, it seems like it all falls apart this episode. Today was a day I just didn’t want to get up and put my big girl panties on. June is full of nasty deadlines and sometime this week I […]
RHOBH Recap: Pardon Our French
I could not be more excited for this RHOBH recap! No LVP! No Camille! A chateau in Provence! This is supposed to be what this show is about. Fancy rich people doing fancy rich people things! Travel! And probably a cat fight or two. Perfect. The gals arrive with eleventy billion suitcases so the need […]
RHOBH Recap: A Double Shot Of Brandi
Before we start this RHOBH Recap, I’d like to direct you to this story I did about LVP’s latest lawsuit here. In that link, I placed an update about LVP’s interview that is supposedly about a campaign for The Trevor Project. I can’t believe The Trevor Project would even have her. Didn’t she just have […]
RHOBH Recap: Meet Rinna Jayne
Y’all I know I bitch about a lot of recaps but I am so here for this RHOBH Recap! Kim Richards is coming back, and hopefully we won’t see LVP unless she is sobbing about something in her kitchen renovation that probably didn’t cost her a dime. This episode was so good that NBCu gave […]
RHOBH Recap: One Wedding And A Polygraph
On tonight’s RHOBH Recap we have good news and bad news. The good news is that we are going to Hawaii! The bad news is it is for Camille’s wedding. I am sorting looking forward to watching LVP “pass a lie detector test” tonight though. That’s going to be hysterically bad reality TV. It’s going […]
RHOBH Recap: The Show Must Go On
It’s time for another RHOBH Recap. I can’t say I am excited about it as both Camille Grammer and Lisa Vanderpump make an appearance. I’ll probably just skip over that part. It’s been never ending panic attacks since another post about RHOBH last week. Then, today a lot happened at the house involving an unexpected […]
RHOBH Recap: Grilling Me Softly
It’s time for the RHOBH Recap where all the RHOBH get on a bus and go “camping!” What could possibly go wrong? Oh yeah, Camille Grammer is going. #Buzzkill I really wish they would have just relegated her to be Lisa Vanderpump’s ass licker for the remainder of the season. I confess I am not […]