I’m back to do a quick (I always say that and then blather on incessantly) RHOBH recap. I vaguely remember last week and apparently I recapped it. So, let me get started so I can recap Top Chef. I just noticed that this episode has two different titles. The other one Is There’s Sutton About […]
RHOBH Recap: Receipt Offender
On tonight’s RHOBH recap, we meet new friend Diana Jenkins. She’s rich bitch. She is the one who says to Sutton in the trailer “You need a new villain, here I am!” or something to that effect. Clearly, she got the memo that Sutton is the punching bag this season. AGAIN. Diana was married to […]
RHOBH Recap: The Break-In
I had no idea that tonight was the premiere of season 12 of RHOBH. As I was doing setups, it took me ten minutes to remember Garcelle’s name, and I love her. So I am a bit unprepared for this RHOBH Recap. I am interested to see if I actually believe Dorit’s story about “the […]
I’m Sitting on Ready For Tonight’s RHOBH Season 12 Premiere
But first, what do you think of the Taglines? As usual I agree with Kempire… View this post on Instagram A post shared by πΎπΈπππΌπ πΈ γ·π·π΄πΌπΏπ (@kempiredaily) I’ll be back with the recap ASAP after the show! CHEERS!
The New Trailer For RHOBH Season 12 Is Out!
And it’s a doozy. Remember last December I told you there would be two new cast members, Diana Jenkins, and Sheree Zampino. More on that here. Filming was also interrupted by several cast members getting Covid. Season 12 will premiere on May 11th. We will start with Dorit’s questionable break-in story. Kathy Hilton is no […]
UPDATED! RHOBH Season Twelve Welcomes TWO New Women
All seven housewives are returning for Season 12 of RHOBH that is currently shooting, but partially shutdown due to some housewives testing positive for Covid. They are still shooting individual Christmas scenes with the housewives that were not infected. It looks like Dorit’s “burglary” saved her diamond. Go figure.Β Kathy Hilton is also returning as […]
Paul Kemsley Arrested For DUI
It’s annoying to me that Paul Kemsley decided to go by “PK” a name he had never used before, allegedly, when he and Dorit infiltrated RHOBH while living in Boy George’s rental. At the time it was said the name change was an attempt to cover up all of his outstanding legal and financial issues […]
RHOBH Recap: Reunion Part Four, No Apologies From Erika
I already know I am not up to the Herculean task of this final RHOBH recap of the season. I was up all night, which is not uncommon really. However, the reason I was up all night was because there was some sort of critter, mouse, rat in my kitchen! So I had to wait […]
RHOBH Recap: Erika Girardi Is Keeping Score
It’s time for the RHOBH Reunion Part 3! Also, tonight, we have Winter House and Survivor! It’s a good night for TV and it is a good night at Chez Tamara Tattles! Banjo and I both had good days at the same time. I even ate for the first time in weeks and did some […]
RHOBH Recap: Reunion Part Two Erika Girardi Cries Victim
Normally, I would be living for this RHOBH recap. The reunion has been gold so far. However, I am in the bad place and am going to struggle with this recap a bit. I am mentally checked out with the Banjo situation. I’m numb, I can’t think straight. I don’t know what the decision is […]
RHOBH Recap: Reunion: The Trial Of Erika Girardi Part I
Y’all! I’ve been stressing about this RHOBH recap all night. And spent another few hours preparing for the Project Runway recap tomorrow. This is going to be a busy four weeks. Which is great, but frankly kind of terrifying!Β Reunions are always very hard because there is a lot of then she said, and then […]
RHOBH Recap: New Year, Old Grudges
The RHOBH recap will be running a bit behind tonight. I overslept a bit and when I woke up, the police were in the hood. The guy who lives right across the street from me, has a new roommate and that roommate has a pit pull. Apparently, someone lured the dog out of the backyard […]
RHOBH Recap: Over-Poured & Over-Board
It’s the most wonderful night, of the year! No, not because of the RHOBH recap. Because it is Survivor night, and most importantly, the two hour finale of Big Brother! It’s been such a great season. I’ve ordered in delivery! A cobb salad for tomorrow (and probably the next day because it is huge), and […]
RHOBH Recap: Del Mar By The Shade
Y’all! I am so excited for the premiere of Survivor tonight! It’s been a struggle to get everything to record so that I can do three recaps tonight. This RHOBH recap obviously has priority, but I am super excited to get to Survivor and Big Brother. It’s going to be a long night. And tonight […]
RHOBH Reunion Looks: What Do You Think?
The photos for the RHOBH reunion are out. Now I understand why reunion dresses need to have a theme. Clearly there was no theme for the RHOBH this season. Most of them look like they shopped at Forever 21. I’m most disappoint in Sutton. I don’t necessarily dislike the dress she chose, it just isn’t […]
RHOBH Recap: A Tale Of Two Accidents
It’s time for another RHOBH recap and my body may not be ready for this episode. I can already tell it going to be a long one. Erika Jayne has more unbelievable stories to share with us tonight. I’ve been on the phone with two different insurance people and my “restoration manager” with this damn […]
RHOBH Recaps: Threats And Promises
It’s official, the RHOBH recaps are by far the most read on this site. With RHOSLC a mere four days away, will those recaps be even more popular? There is a reason Bravo keeps their criminals on the show. We tune to to watch them get what is coming to them. On RHONJ and RHOSLC […]
RHOBH Recap Dinner Party From Hell Part 2
Tonight’s RHOBH recap will cover multiple dinners but nothing will compare to the one that Kathy Hilton and her fleet of butlers and assorted staff put together. Unfortunately, that is the one that turns into the dinner party from hell. The first dinner party from hell was at Camille’s house when she invited “psychic” Allison […]
RHOBH Recap: Lips Unsealed
Based on the previews, this RHOBH looks like this RHOBH recap may be explosive. The previews show multiple event on this episode where things get quite testy. Let’s get right to it! We start with Rinna, Amelia, Delilah, and her Love Island UK boyfriend giving us yet another tour of Rinna’s garage which is literally […]
RHOBH Recap: Or… More Like A Discussion Post
Yeah y’all so sorry for the lack of RHOBH recap last night. I’ve been sleeping A LOT. Like a lot a lot I did roll over to check the DVR and see what I was supposed to be recapping and RHOBH was not there. If I don’ go through my recordings every day and get […]
RHOBH Recap: Circle of Mistrust
Hey y’all sorry for the delay RHOBH recap. Last night was kind of a rough one. I’m under the weather and this maybe a big of a short one. We’re back with Erika sobbing in the bathroom. No one is in the mood for tacos anymore. I for one am buying Erika’s crying fit. I […]
RHOBH Recap: Ice Queen Of The Desert
The RHOBH recaps are by far the most commented on here. The season seems to be going well. So, I have no idea why we didn’t have episode last season. Then, tonight we get the 1111 episode (Season 11 Episode 11). However, they gave us only one very poor quality preview.Β I just went to […]
RHOBH Recap: Affairs And Accidents
OMG! I am all set for this RHOBH recap but did not do setups for Family Karma! Argh! I totally forgot that was tonight. I need a ladysitter! Okay here we go, I am still behind on Family Karma but lets get these bitches off to La Quinta, Garcelle, Erika and Crystal are apparently staying […]
RHOBH Recap: A Pretty Meltdown
Clearly, the RHOBH recaps are the ones you guys have the most to comment about. On to night’s episode, there appears to be a whole lot of crying. And I can tell just from the previews, I’m going to want to reach through the TV and smack Crystal’s smug face. So let’s not waste any […]
RHOBH Recap: The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly Leather Pants
It never fails that every time something strange happens, breaking news, or in tonight’s case, my website shutting me down for non-payment, it happens right before a RHOBH recap. Or some other recap. This week, I kept getting weird payment reminders from the Dutch boys telling me my payment was due on the 7th. I […]
RHOBH Recap: Defining Women
I loved that Sutton took Erica on spa day to help her during her divorce. But, as we saw on the previews Erika will turn on Sutton. I also find it interesting that we went from Tom is the greatest husband in the world to “I’ve dealt with 22 years of controlling mean behavior. ” […]
RHOBH Recap: The Liberation Of Erika Jayne
Before I dive in to this RHOBH recap, I want to send you to the Hustler & Housewives comment section. At the very end I’ve added a link to some photos of Erika out and about with unbrushed hair and no makeup looking a hot mess. Apparently her glam squad were miracle workers. Erika Arrives […]
RHOBH Recap: The Divided States Of Erika
Before we get started on tonight’s RHOBH recap, please be aware that the Housewife and The Hustler comments are constantly being updated with new information regarding Erika. Also not too long ago a really good and comprehensive recap was added to comments, I learned new stuff from it. I guess I didn’t pay enough attention. […]
RHOBH Recap: Overexposed
After RHONY and the days of aftermath afterwards, I hate that the RHOBH recap falls the day after. And is followed by Family Karma, a show I don’t want to be so damn exhausted for when I watch. I got up super early today to have plenty of time to hydrate before my second vaccine […]
RHOBH Recap: Sutton’s Gotta Give
I’m not over the horrific episode of RHONY and it’s already time for the RHOBH recap. Frankly, it doesn’t look much better. Crystal is coming hard for Sutton. And Sutton seems to be easy target. It’s like kicking a puppy. π Why are all these rich people so angry and drunk all the time? Some […]
RHOBH Recap: Two Truths And A Lie
It’s been a physically grueling and emotionally draining day here at Chateau Tattles. But, it was also very productive. I even took a shower! Anyway, I mention that because this RHOBH recap will probably be plodding and completely lacking of wit. Also, while I am off topic. I can’t tape RHONJ at 9 tonight because […]
RHOBH Recap: Dressed To The 90210s
I am super excited for this RHOBH recap. I have a feeling it’s going to be rough season for Erika, and maybe even Sutton who it seems like the new girl, Crystal decides to come for based on the previews. Why would anyone come for Sutton Stracke? It’s going to be a looooong night with […]
RHOBH Recap: Reunion Part 3
It’s time to write the final RHOBH recap of the season and it really could not have come fast enough. Last week’s recap was a discussion post. And comments were filled with bots. The bots were all Team Denise. It’s more than a little strange that they all came out during the finale. Especially since […]