This may well be one of the final Southern Charm recaps. Due to the numerous disasters of filming this season of Southern Charm, there are only two episodes left in the season plus a two episode reunion. Remember when I told you at the end of 2019 that for the first time ever the entire […]
Southern Charm Recap: It’s My Party And I’ll Go If I Want To
Well, girls and boys, it is finally time to argue in comments of a Southern Charm recap again. It’s been three weeks and in those three weeks we’ve all aged at least three years. I don’t know about you but I am ready for some annoying stupidity that doesn’t portend the end of the world […]
Southern Charm Recap: Low Country Broil
It’s Thursday night and that means a Southern Charm recap. If only if I had remembered that. I finally made it to the grocery store tonight. Sadly my grocery list would not print. I think my printer ink dried up from lack of use again. So I just grabbed a bunch of stuff that I […]
Southern Charm Recap: Love Sick
We’ve known for a few episodes that John was single and ready to Pringle. Then week’s episode, Monumental Change was about more than just taking down a monument. It was about Madison getting ready to trade up. Though anyone is a trade up from Austen. Last week we found out Austen has Covid. It seems […]
Southern Charm Recap: Monumental Change
I had a weird conversation with my favorite source recently. The same source that was pretty certain, this would be the last season of Southern Charm. That source said, “Southern Charm has gotten some great feedback from the viewers. It looks like another season is almost certain.” Where is this feedback from? It’s certainly not […]
Southern Charm Recap: Single And Ready To Pringle
I hope it is better late than never on this week’s Southern Charm recap. I’m still trying to get my sleep back on track. Unfortunately, now I am falling asleep before prime time and waking up at five. Thanks for bearing with me! I have the weekend to try to get back on a normal […]
Southern Charm Recap: A Pair And A Spare
It’s time for another Southern Charm recap. YAY? There is a tiny bit of breaking news this week regarding Southern Charm. Madison has bought herself a pair of boobs. I never really noticed her boobs before so I’ll have to watch for them tonight. The new ones actually look nice and don’t seem to be […]
Southern Charm Recap: Charleston Whine & Food Festival
This is one of those nights where I try to find a post I know I made, and can’t find it anywhere. Sometimes that means I talked about it in an open forum but I tried googling that and nada. So I probably just talked about it on Twitter. I was thinking of seeing all […]
Southern Charm Recap: The Good Shepard
Thank Goodness for Nanette who doesn’t really know it but she is totally my Ladysitter who keeps me on track these days. Otherwise I would not have known that I am supposed to be doing a Southern Charm recap tonight. I am not really excited about it. Production is not really excited about it. Thankfully, […]
Tamara Tattles Sources Say Southern Charm Is A Shit Show…But…
Tamara Tattles have been reporting since LAST FALL about what a shit show has been going on there. They filmed a bit last fall, sent in the first episode and and it was rejected by the network. They had to interview for different new people. Then in February, they tried to start filming again and […]
It’s A Slow Day, So Here Is A Thomas Ravenel Update
People keep sending me strange things that Thomas Ravenel is Tweeting. I feel like I need another post today, so I’m just going to quickly hit the low lights. Let’s start with the fun stuff. In the photo above, Thomas got kicked in the head by a polo pony and it looks like he had […]
Southern Charm Update (EXCLUSIVE): Principal Photography Has Begun, Again.
My email and social media has been full of questions about Southern Charm. So here is a Southern Charm update. The most common was asked if Southern Charm had been cancelled. The answer is no. At least not yet. Let’s back up to mid September, 2019. Haymaker had hired two new faces for season seven […]
Southern Charm Recap THANK GOD THIS REUNION IS OVER!
We begin this Southern Charm recap with Danni finally being on the stage. WHY IS ELIZA considered a full cast member and Danni is not? Oh wait. I know. Aaron Rothman. It’s all laid out there where I exclusively spoiled this season prior to the the first episode. But first we get into Kathryn’s bizarre […]
Southern Charm Recap: Reunion Part 1 Assholery, Addiction, & Adderall
I had all of my setups done for this Southern Charm recap and then the news about Bethenny Frankel hit the Internet. I had to quickly contact sources and squeeze them for more information. In the process I apparently failed to save my setups and so now I am all kinds of late getting started. […]
Kathryn Dennis & Thomas Ravenel Receive Ruling On Custody Case
After a very long, very nasty custody case, the judge in Kathryn Dennis and Thomas Ravenel’s custody hearing has made a ruling. Well sort of. This all started when Kathryn went to court asking for full custody of Kensie and Saint after Thomas was arrested for sexually assaulting their nanny last year. Since then, Thomas […]
Southern Charm Recap: White Gloves Off
It’s time for this shitshow of a season to come to a merciful end. This is the finale regular season Southern Charm recap. YAY! In even better news, Patricia’s bodyguard takes the trash out this episode and we never have to see her again. Kathryn and Patricia go shoe shopping as a cover for gossiping […]
Southern Charm Recap: Outfoxed
It’s time for what I think will be the penultimate episode of this season of Southern Charm. But, before we get to my Southern Charm recap, I have several bits of real time news. First of all, the reunion was taped today (or maybe yesterday I’ve been awake for about five hours today as I […]
Southern Charm Recap: Who Put The Mad In Madison?
Well now, would you look at the title of this Southern Charm recap. Not only has Eliza been virtually erased from the last half of the season, leaving us with awkward scenes with just her weird boyfriend, Madison has stepped up to grab all the scenes. And now she is a title character. She’s at […]
Southern Charm Recap: Rocky Mountain High Pt 2
This should be a fun Southern Charm Recap! Everyone except for Shep and Whitney are hitting the slopes. Plus, Naomie garnered the wrath of Aaron Rothman so he forced her to film a one-on-one with Ashley. Madison is a great snowboarder. She got up at the crack of dawn to hit the slopes while everyone […]
Southern Charm Recap: Rocky Mountain High Part 1
Let’s go to Colorado! In tonight’s Southern Charm recap, we head to Colorado for a ski trip. The ladies all seem to be in a good place with each other. It is the guys that will be a problem. Speaking of the ladies, whatever happened to “Craig’s assistant” Anna Heyward? Is she off somewhere running […]
Southern Charm Recap: Sorry, Not Sorry!
It feels like I just wrote a Southern Charm Recap, and yet, here we are again. I’m not sure my body is ready. Especially because the bitch is back in this episode. Nevertheless, I shall persist. We start at Meeting Street Inn. I had no idea that the Limehouses owned that property along with Indigo […]
Today’s Legal News Roundup
There was a whole lot of legal related things that happened this week. Most of it was relatively insignificant. But I thought I would try to run down the bits and pieces here. Thomas Ravenel continues to sell stories to The Blast. I don’t know what has happened to that site lately but they have […]
Patrica Altschul Says Son Whitney Sudler-Smith Is Not Gay
Last weekend a lot of Bravolebrities descended on Pride in NYC. There was a huge Bravo float with Andy Cohen screaming on a microphone while the usual bickering was going on. It was all pretty insane. Pat Altschul was there and so was Whitney. They both spent some time with Sonja Morgan. When Sonja posted […]
Southern Charm Recap: New Craig, Who Dis?
This Southern Charm Recap almost didn’t happen. My DVR didn’t even mention the episode. It showed the 8 pm glorified rerun as the only new show. So I fully enjoyed a long night of Big Brother. I shall endeavor to watch this episode with very low expectations. It is too hot to think too much. […]
Legal Updates: Reality Show Edition
It’s time for a legal update post. Half of Bravo it seems has some sort of legal situation going on. Gina Kirschenheiter The last time we discussed Gina from RHOOC, she had been arrested for a DUI. Actually, that was part of a trifecta of moving violations for her. Then, things seemed to improve with […]
Southern Charm Recap: Dick Moves And Dick Pics
I forgot to pull photos for this Southern Charm Recap so I haven’t watched any of the previews from the episode. Based solely on the title, I predict this episode is going to suck donkey balls. On the RV trip from hell, the guys wake up to a campsite strewn with booze bottles and regrets. […]
Thomas Ravenel Scores A Victory In Custody Case
I hate to purple pen parts of a story published on another site, but I feel it is the only way I can weigh in on the latest reports by doing so. Thomas Ravel is off the rails. Apparently, the child custody judge is on his payroll. I am quite fond of The Blast, so […]
Southern Charm Recap: In Sew Deep
Tonight is the roughest night of the for recaps. A Southern Charm recap followed by RHONY recap right behind it is a lot. Also, I have deliberating if I needed to go to urgent care today. I opted against it mainly because I can’t explain what is wrong. I don’t think “I feel really weird” […]
Southern Charm Recap: Barking Up The Wrong Tree House
If the previews of this episode indication, it’s going to be very heavy on the Austen and Madison storyline. If so, that’s going to make for a very boring Southern Charm Recap this week. Well, first of all my DVR just decided not to record despite the fact I double checked it tonight. We start […]
Southern Charm Recap: Slide Into Your DMs Like…
Y’all. This may be more of a discussion post than a Southern Charm recap. I’ve palmed off my RHONY recap to a friend. I’m really off my game at the moment. I’m coming apart at the seams. There is a lot going on in the ghetto. So let’s get through this together. Apologies in advance […]
Charleston Residents Continue To Boycott Thomas Ravenel
Back when Southern Charm first started, I said I would never watch the show. Because of Thomas Ravenel. Charleston is my favorite city in the world. I lived there very briefly as a child around age six. It was something to do with our move to Libya. Perhaps visa training for my dad. All of […]
Southern Charm Recap: Kat’s Out Of The Bag
On tonight’s Southern Charm Recap we’re going to see some of the women react to Ashley Jacobs’ bogus nursing award. I briefly mentioned that in one of my weekend update posts. It was just ridiculous. Why do we have to see Shep’s dad bod in every episode? I do not need this in my life. […]
Southern Charm Recap: RSVPeeved
I’m going to get this Southern Charm Recap up quickly. Then I will have to hold off on RHONY. Sorry. I’ve had a very long difficult day. The episode begins with everyone calling each other about the news of Thomas Ravenel’s arrest. Kathryn say she just left a doctor’s appointment with Saint. Thomas was there […]